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[–]lukeyflukey 413ポイント414ポイント  (24子コメント)

43 miles?

Yup, that's worth the fuel

[–]OisannNorway 448ポイント449ポイント  (12子コメント)

69km ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[–]CA_TD_Investor 131ポイント132ポイント  (9子コメント)

I'm using 43 as a euphemism for 69 now.
Don't care to check your work and see if your right.
I'm just going with it.

[–]TheTrueEaglesFan 49ポイント50ポイント  (3子コメント)

69.201km

[–]dizneedave 94ポイント95ポイント  (2子コメント)

Going the extra .201km, I see. Good job.

[–]Deaf_Mans_Radio 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

I would walk .201km, and I would walk .201 more...

[–]Freelancer47 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

Is that accounting for the mustachio ride?

[–]Wolfy21_ 19ポイント20ポイント  (2子コメント)

42.8 is 69

[–]hamfraigaar 176ポイント177ポイント  (1子コメント)

I fortytwo point ate her all night long

[–]Triforceman555 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

Damn that was gilded fast. Less than 7 minutes.

[–]snobord 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Next thing you know that's going to evolve to 34.

[–]shadownukka99 29ポイント30ポイント  (6子コメント)

What about 500 miles?

[–]wearytravelr 56ポイント57ポイント  (5子コメント)

I would walk

[–]Tom_The_HumanModerator 34ポイント35ポイント  (1子コメント)

But would you walk 500 more?

[–]zekoP 27ポイント28ポイント  (0子コメント)

Just to be the man who walked 1000 miles?

Yeah,sure.Why not?

[–]RehabilitatedLurker 13ポイント14ポイント  (2子コメント)

I would walk 500 more.

[–]Wolfy21_ 27ポイント28ポイント  (1子コメント)

Just to be the man who walked a thousand miles to get dem tities.

[–]ItsUhhEctoplasm 23ポイント24ポイント  (2子コメント)

Jet fuel can't melt Tinder dreams.

[–]350ZisBae 13ポイント14ポイント  (0子コメント)

I give that joke 9/11 steel beams.

[–]aka_superchik1 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I dig your uhh ectoplasm...

[–]kittenlover27 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Even of it was 1043 miles I'd still drive if I knew I could smash.

[–]TcFir3 383ポイント384ポイント  (1子コメント)

tries to swipe right

[–]YourDestroyer 66ポイント67ポイント  (1子コメント)

"Oh thanks you told me, I was too busy staring at your personality."

[–]befreetrina 10ポイント11ポイント  (0子コメント)

So much personality :')

[–]Leleta 229ポイント230ポイント  (18子コメント)

She forgot the fact she has a nice smile and a beautiful eyes. I... Need... To... Correct her... swipes right

[–]pbs094[S] 151ポイント152ポイント  (10子コメント)

Yes that's the reason I swiped right.

[–]jlew24asu 45ポイント46ポイント  (9子コメント)

but did she?

[–]pbs094[S] 104ポイント105ポイント  (8子コメント)

Not yet.

[–]thezow 30ポイント31ポイント  (4子コメント)

It's been five hour. Need update

[–]pbs094[S] 109ポイント110ポイント  (3子コメント)

Nothing yet....not looking good, but morale remains high.

[–]Captain_Waffle 30ポイント31ポイント  (2子コメント)

Outlook grim.

[–]2Private4MyMain 16ポイント17ポイント  (1子コメント)

Outlook is always grim. I got a match earlier. Decided to swipe some more. Next thing I knew, the "new match" notification disappeared. She had unmatched me after 10 seconds ):

[–]Incruentus 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

"She was just seeing how many guys like her. She doesn't ACTUALLY want to meet anyone. Gross." - 90% of women on tinder.

[–]shadownukka99 16ポイント17ポイント  (2子コメント)

That hair looks chocolate/black to me

[–]FuckingHippies 15ポイント16ポイント  (1子コメント)

Fucking liar. Can never trust these women on the Internet.

[–]iaintnohollabackgirl 7ポイント8ポイント  (4子コメント)

Ah yes, I'm sure no other guy has thought if that one yet

[–]thecrunchcrew 40ポイント41ポイント  (2子コメント)

There's only so many moves you can make at the beginning of a chess match.

[–]asiansodabread 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

The main issue is...getting the person to play chess with you lol.

[–]iaintnohollabackgirl -4ポイント-3ポイント  (0子コメント)

So stand out. Every girl gets complimented and it's obvious to tell when it's genuine or if you're just complimenting to get them to talk to you. Just be real

[–]Lyktan 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

"Hello there. I just swiped right to correct you that you are a very delightful lady ;) Your smile is wonderful and I am forever lost in your eyes m'lady ;)"

[–]gulpeg 60ポイント61ポイント  (6子コメント)

She looks like a very nice girl with a great personality.

[–]chief1190 43ポイント44ポイント  (2子コメント)

Two great personalities

[–]beatricejensen 23ポイント24ポイント  (0子コメント)

I would like to sleep on her personaltitties.

[–]favreseviltwin 9ポイント10ポイント  (2子コメント)

And large...tracts of land

edit: typo, was?is drunj

[–]Neoviper 7ポイント8ポイント  (1子コメント)

I think in that context you're looking for tracts, not tracks.

[–]Incruentus 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

No, every song on her mixtape is about property delineation and soil types.

[–]burrabantha30/M/Straight 45ポイント46ポイント  (4子コメント)

Maybe she's trying to help out blind bros

[–]Shikaku 56ポイント57ポイント  (3子コメント)

Her braille game is lacking.

[–]scotty_beams 36ポイント37ポイント  (1子コメント)

You haven't seen her areolas yet.

[–]KarmaMerchant 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Thats the big new update in Iphone 7

[–]ungulate 38ポイント39ポイント  (11子コメント)

19 years old is a lie.

[–]Faliceer 13ポイント14ポイント  (10子コメント)

Why? I know plenty of 17 -22 year old just like that.

[–]IM_A_BOX_AMA 26ポイント27ポイント  (9子コメント)

Well, uh, I know like a million 17-22 year olds like that.

[–]InfamousSkill 10ポイント11ポイント  (8子コメント)

that's cool but I know like two million 17-22 year olds like that.

[–]IM_A_BOX_AMA 6ポイント7ポイント  (7子コメント)

Well I know 2 million and one 17-22 year olds like that !

[–]pitchingataint24/M/S 6ポイント7ポイント  (5子コメント)

OH YEAH?! I know infinity 17-22 year olds just like that!

Top that!

[–]IM_A_BOX_AMA 16ポイント17ポイント  (3子コメント)

MY DAD CAN BEAT UP YOUR DAD

[–]Stealth_Jesus 5ポイント6ポイント  (2子コメント)

Oh yeah!? Well my dad's a construction guy so he'll just bulldoze your house!

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    [–]FARTBOX_DESTROYER 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    That got dark fast

    [–]LochnessDigital 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    I know infinity plus one 17-22 year olds just like that.

    Boom.

    [–]FrenchFriesSuck 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Pshh I know like 2 million and three 17-22 year olds like that.

    [–]CJ090 24ポイント25ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Probably a MySpace angle fatty

    [–]staffell 165ポイント166ポイント  (40子コメント)

    And I'm fat

    [–]yesallwomen423 83ポイント84ポイント  (1子コメント)

    I'm thinking the same thing. Her picture cuts off just enough body to make me suspicious.

    [–]Sometimes_Sober 33ポイント34ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Pretty face and tig ol bitties, I'd deal with a little chub along the edges.

    [–]katiebug88 34ポイント35ポイント  (21子コメント)

    I don't think I've ever seen a fat girl that tall

    [–]Kylade92 6ポイント7ポイント  (1子コメント)

    You haven't met an old roommate of mine then.

    5'10" and weighed easily 250

    [–]Aryada 3ポイント4ポイント  (12子コメント)

    6' here, can show you nudes and be your first

    [–]katiebug88 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

    ah no i feel really bad for saying that

    [–]Meowjin -1ポイント0ポイント  (5子コメント)

    you're not fat at all though.

    and actually looking at your post history, you're actually pretty fucking hot.

    [–]ch0d3 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Fuck reddit , down voting him for an opinion...

    She's hot..

    [–]tofuwaffles -1ポイント0ポイント  (1子コメント)

    UH what? She's definitely overweight dude

    [–]a_newer_hope -2ポイント-1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Wouldn't call her "fat," and the whole BMI chart kinda falls apart for tall people due to maths.

    [–]Blewedup 16ポイント17ポイント  (2子コメント)

    That's a fat I could deal with.

    [–]Ofreo 13ポイント14ポイント  (0子コメント)

    I can admit it, I like em' thick. Not obese but thick. She looks to fit the bill.

    [–]Ehr_Mer_Gerd 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Wouldn't matter either way. Cute face? Check! Big tits? Check!

    [–]makeswordcloudsagain 11ポイント12ポイント  (3子コメント)

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    [–]The_Writing_Writer 10ポイント11ポイント  (2子コメント)

    Kinda sad how prominent "fat" is.

    [–]sobeisforlovers 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Well, if it's anything fat was only used 9 times!... well I guess 10 now. Dang!

    [–]devilabit 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

    19...years old, she looks much older (my defence in court)

    [–]ak22801 22ポイント23ポイント  (0子コメント)

    You just know she's on the heavy side. The neck and huge boobs give it away.

    [–]cracker4uok 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

    swipes right

    IT'S A...picture of an apartment.

    [–]sfdmfcssfd 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Horse hair. That shit will be every where if she stays over.

    [–]alienjin 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Well,she came right to the points, no coy BS,amazingly refreshtits.

    [–]firefighting_dick 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

    The mother of all questions:

    Tits because fat or tits because tits?

    [–]bangarang710 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    doesn't matter she swiped right

    [–]Mutumba 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    A nice gesture.

    [–]MightyCavalier 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Well, at least she is self aware.

    [–]CatLovingCatlady 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Ms. Obvious is obvious.

    [–]jimjamj 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Hmm, her hair looks black to me, not brown. I'm gonna need confirmation from /u/captainObvious

    [–]IdBangThatGuy*-* 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    I don't think she looks fat lol I guess I'm just not familiar with the signs. To me the fact that her boobs aren't just an extension of her neck indicates that she cant be super fat???

    [–]a3gas3ta 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    That is the classic fat girl angle.

    I've been tricked before.

    [–]Tekedi 0ポイント1ポイント  (3子コメント)

    Dude who got that pic has a moto g. (Or maybe e) freaked me out when my buttons were doubled.

    [–]pbs094[S] 5ポイント6ポイント  (2子コメント)

    I have a Moto X!

    [–]Tekedi 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

    Nice! Motorola has really stepped up their game recently.

    [–]Whitezombie65 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Motorola has always had game. Razr, Droid, Moto

    [–]bryanrobh -2ポイント-1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Tits make up for the face

    [–]blondedre3000 -2ポイント-1ポイント  (0子コメント)

    And probably fat.

    [–]Der-Klemm -1ポイント0ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Faaaaakkkkkeeeeee

    [–]dustydoomsday -3ポイント-2ポイント  (1子コメント)

    Call me a cynic but I'm more into what's inside a girl

    [–]JaysonAdHD 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

    I prefer it when I'm inside a girl too...

    HEYYOOO

    [–]jaybru06 -4ポイント-3ポイント  (1子コメント)

    Anyone have her number? For non rapey purposes, of course.