Um... no. I hope you haven't been using that illogical argument to support the theory of evolution.

Granted, I could've worded that comment a little more nicely, but it's hardly insulting.

You are actually an idiot I'd you believe evolution isnt real.

My response:

You're actually an idiot if you think I'm saying I don't believe in evolution.

Your uninvited, equally insulting comment:

Maybe not an idiot, but certainly pedantic.

Who's insulting who?

And then you take it upon yourself to point out how I'm pedantic and how I'm insulting people by saying things like:

To insult those who don't find the same urgency in corrections is silly, a waste of time and an acute sign of an early onset of neckbearditis.

Just ignore the slight mistake, or even correct it (and here's the tricky part) without being a fucking douchenozzle.

So, without even a hint of irony, you decided that you needed to be the one to correct me by resorting to name calling, and by being condescending. But wait, it gets better! Even after all that, you point out that:

Once you've mastered this, you're on your way to being a normal human being with friends and a life outside of the internet.

And finally,

This isn't a symposium. It's a website filled with shitty memes and tired tropes. Pick your battles more wisely.

When you figure out how to master the art of pulling your head out of your own ass before pointing out other people's mistakes, then you too will be on your way to being a "normal human being". When you learn how to pick your battles more wisely, you will know when you need to speak up, and how to do it properly, and when you need to just shut the fuck up.

I think we both know who the real pedantic, condescending douchenozzle is. If you don't, just go look in the mirror, and while you're in there, you might as well shave that neckbeard, you loser.