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[–]Prester_John_United States -4ポイント-3ポイント-2ポイント 8時間 前 (47子コメント)
And then hundreds of allied soldiers died doing the actual dirty work and removing the enemy from your country for you. GG.
[–]MornicThe Glorious Kingdom of Denmark 33ポイント34ポイント35ポイント 8時間 前 (45子コメント)
lol
You are an idiot if you think it would have made any difference that a country of 5 million people started fighting against a country that could invade France in the blink of an eye.
Maybe if the US had not waited 4 years to join in the war there would have been less casualties, but I guess we all have our priorities.
[–]trixter21992251Denmark 5ポイント6ポイント7ポイント 5時間 前 (1子コメント)
Fewer casualties.
[–]flipfryflyBelgium best ium! 0ポイント1ポイント2ポイント 3時間 前 (0子コメント)
What?
[–]ColonelbrickarmsAlabama 0ポイント1ポイント2ポイント 2時間 前 (4子コメント)
So, we invade when the first shots are fired and some one gets Anschlussed Annexed, you yell "ILLEGAL INVASION! REMOVE YANKEE!" (which by the way, I aint a yankee!) but if we come in later, you yell "FUCK YOU COME EARLIER!"
EDIT: this is not meant to start a flame war
[–]MornicThe Glorious Kingdom of Denmark 1ポイント2ポイント3ポイント 2時間 前 (3子コメント)
You know, there's a difference between invading countries on your own and coming to the aid of allies upon their request against a war machine aiming for global conquest.
The US can do what it wants, but Americans think we are somehow supposed to be wildly impressed by 200,000 US casualties 'to save our assess' when it was clearly to protect the US itself from an escalating conflict. The Russians sacrificed 10 million... 50 times as many. And that is excluding civilians. You don't see any Russians asking for respect in every WW2 reference.
We're not ungrateful. We just don't think you did all the work.
[–]ColonelbrickarmsAlabama 0ポイント1ポイント2ポイント 2時間 前* (2子コメント)
I know we didn't do it all, but we did have a major part in it, I recognize the other nation's achievements, the battle of britian, stalingrad, leningrad, kursk, el almein, the commando raids, dunkirk. The casualties is not by what the people say "save your asses" its the material support, most of the weapons used in WWII where american designs (not saying we did it all either, spitfire, churchill tank, lags and migs, t-43) the RAF and Soviet air force used some american planes, under the lend-lease program (the boston, P-40, P-39, P-51A, A-20 etc.) and the soviets and british both used US-built/designed tanks with at least 1 division, with tanks like the sherman. Also, please don't turn this into a flame war.
EDIT: Also, most invasion were not just us, the vietnam war was Vietnam, China, and North korea vs USA, australia, South korea, and Thailand) Iraq wars (Iraq vs NATO, Eygpt, Syria, Suadi Arabia, Oman) or Afghanistan (Taliban vs NATO and Afghanistan)
[–]MornicThe Glorious Kingdom of Denmark 1ポイント2ポイント3ポイント 1時間 前 (0子コメント)
Its not a flame war, the initial response was just to a dumb comment.
It is obvious the allies could not have won without US support. Regarding invasions, we joined most of the recent ones (Iraq, Afghanistan, etc). We lambaste our own government for that too.
[–]tgrfedeuygtrfToronto Best part of Canada -1ポイント0ポイント1ポイント 5時間 前 (4子コメント)
Well to be fair The US probably thought they could handle it them selves which is seem they could not funny that US world police is only good when it helps them
[–]MornicThe Glorious Kingdom of Denmark 3ポイント4ポイント5ポイント 4時間 前 (3子コメント)
I think there is a slight difference between declining to help allies that ask for it vs. invading other countries on your own, violating international law in the process. But hey, maybe its just me.
[–]tgrfedeuygtrfToronto Best part of Canada -2ポイント-1ポイント0ポイント 4時間 前 (1子コメント)
Last time i check Denmark and US were not allies in 1942
[–]MornicThe Glorious Kingdom of Denmark 4ポイント5ポイント6ポイント 4時間 前 (0子コメント)
Last time I checked Denmark was not the ones asking the US to assist them.
[+]Prester_John_United States スコアが基準値未満のコメント-18ポイント-17ポイント-16ポイント 8時間 前* (32子コメント)
You're an idiot if you think the U.S. had any obligation, or that we fucking owed Europe anything at all, to join WWII before we were attacked by Japan. We didn't want to go to war, but I'll tell you one thing, when another country attacks and invades you, to surrender immedietly makes you a fucking coward. France was not at all prepared and even then they still had a great resistance movement. Meanwhile Denmark had plenty of warning signs and still couldn't last six fucking hours against the Germans. I know at least here in the U.S. if we got attacked, even if we knew we would eventually lose, we wouldn't surrender, especially not after only a day.
And even though we "joined the war four years late" we still did a fuck of a lot more to liberate your country than you did since the day the Nazis steamrolled right in. Some nerve telling us we joined late while your country is the biggest pussy in the entire war.
[–]DickRhinoGreat Sweden[S] 23ポイント24ポイント25ポイント 8時間 前 (12子コメント)
Wait. You're saying that you wouldn't surrender even if you knew you would lose, thereby increasing the number of civilian casualties every day, because of bravado? You'd let your own people die, just so that no one would call you a coward?
And that's something to brag about?
If Denmark had tried to fight against Nazi Germany, they would have lost in 3 days instead of 1, and the casualties would have been disastrous. Hundreds, thousands, tens of thousands of dead. And for what? "Being a man"?
To put it in terms you can understand: It would be like the state of Oregon trying to fight the entirety of Russia by themselves. "Come on, you fucking coward, don't be a pussy!"
[–]Maniacal_MusingsFinland 5ポイント6ポイント7ポイント 7時間 前 (2子コメント)
You'd let your own people die, just so that no one would call you a coward?
Sounds like Murica to me... after that once oil or strategic bacon resources were threatened in some way entry to the war to liberate the occupied lands would be easy with thrice as much glory.
[–]MornicThe Glorious Kingdom of Denmark 5ポイント6ポイント7ポイント 6時間 前 (1子コメント)
Not really. They bravely bombed the shit out of Japan with 2 nukes to avoid US casualties. I guess /u/Prester_John_ would have preferred them to engage in a one year naval siege to be more manly.
[–]Maniacal_MusingsFinland 3ポイント4ポイント5ポイント 6時間 前* (0子コメント)
I think you missed the joke in that post...
Beyond that, the two nukes were only really used since they were available and they would have a big symbolic effect in addition to the destruction caused. Also, keep in mind that the continuous firebombings of cities in Japan did a lot more damage and caused more deaths than the two nukes ever did. The nukes can however be considered to be the straw that broke the camels back when looking at things that compounded on one an other to lead in to Japan's surrender.
[+]Prester_John_United States スコアが基準値未満のコメント-12ポイント-11ポイント-10ポイント 7時間 前* (8子コメント)
I'd bet you that Oregon would at least last longer than Denmark that's for shit sure. Not to mention if you really want to be fair, you should have mentioned that Russia was also at war with and occupying several other coutnries at this time. It's not as if the entire force of the Nazis was on Denmark alone. And hey, if Denmark can't defend itself in the slightest then maybe it simply shouldn't be a country, instead of having other countries fight and die for their sovereingty while they immeditely resort to cowardice, and then have the nerve to act like that's a just policy for their nation. Literally existing off the blood of others. Meanwhile we've got Danes actually whining that we took too long to join the war.
[–]DickRhinoGreat Sweden[S] 10ポイント11ポイント12ポイント 7時間 前 (6子コメント)
If the Russian tanks would come rolling toward the border, Oregon would last about as long against Russia as Denmark would against Nazi Germany, ie: they would surrender immediately instead of being wiped off the face of the earth in less than a week, because they're not fucking idiots.
I do agree that Denmark shouldn't be a country though; Greater Sweden needs that territory.
And yes, I also agree that we should all be thankful for the blood that Russia spilled to liberate Europe from the Nazis while some fattie showed up late and pretended like he did everything by himself.
[–]BroloniousJoey Vento is my Spirit Animal 0ポイント1ポイント2ポイント 2時間 前 (0子コメント)
No way. Oregon has great gun laws. Those russians wouldn't stand a chance.
It's like Reagan directed that documentary Red Dawn for no reason.
[–]Prester_John_United States -5ポイント-4ポイント-3ポイント 7時間 前 (4子コメント)
I never implied I did it, in fact in wasn't the Russians, but the Canadians mostly responsible for liberating Denmark.
What bothers me is how prideful the Danes seem to be of their "peaceful occupation tactics"and how they'd probably do the same thing today if that happned while people in my country, as well as others, would in fact be dying over them all over again.
[–]IntigoDenmark 7ポイント8ポイント9ポイント 7時間 前 (0子コメント)
What bothers me is how prideful the Dutch seem to be of their "peaceful occupation tactics"
Can't tell if meta-troll or genuinely a moron.
[–]printzonicKalmar Union 3ポイント4ポイント5ポイント 7時間 前* (2子コメント)
Edit: On second thought this is not the place for this.
Yø mæd, Murica?
[+]Prester_John_United States スコアが基準値未満のコメント-7ポイント-6ポイント-5ポイント 7時間 前 (1子コメント)
First off the reason it's been so long since we've been invaded is because we can actually defend ourselves and no one would dare try it.
And how exactly did you "lose and keep resisting"? Your "loss" was more like a willful surrender, because it took them less than 6 hours to occupy your country. Surely a few individual Danes had the balls to disrupt occupation but show me where the actual organized resistance which effectively helped thwart the Nazis. Proud is the last thing I would be on the subject of WWII if I was from Denmark.
[–]printzonicKalmar Union 1ポイント2ポイント3ポイント 6時間 前* (0子コメント)
edit: same as before.
Yærh Yø mæd.
[–]pumpkincatMURICA 0ポイント1ポイント2ポイント 4時間 前* (0子コメント)
Jesus man, no one should get pissy at the US for coming late to a war we didn't start and that didn't directly effect us all that much... but you're a special kind of asshole. By your logic most of the countries in the world shouldn't be countries because an unrestrained great power could crush them in seconds. I mean seriously, the US or Russia can nuke just about the entire world back into the stone age and there isn't much people could do about it, but it would be dumb as hell to think that the US and Russia were the only valid countries on the planet.
[–]nyboDenmark 3ポイント4ポイント5ポイント 7時間 前 (12子コメント)
Japan has a third the population of the US. Denmark has under a tenth the population of Germany. The ratio America faced were 30 timers better than Denmarks.
And what would you rather live in a relatively peaceful occupation or suffer several thousands of casualties and have every major city destroyed?
[–]tgrfedeuygtrfToronto Best part of Canada 0ポイント1ポイント2ポイント 5時間 前 (3子コメント)
If you see 3 men beating up a women in broad daylight would you just walk away?
[–]nyboDenmark 1ポイント2ポイント3ポイント 4時間 前 (2子コメント)
saying 3 isn't representing the scenario at all. If it was 10 people with bats and you were unarmed would you jump head first into the fight or try and call for help?
[–]tgrfedeuygtrfToronto Best part of Canada -1ポイント0ポイント1ポイント 4時間 前 (1子コメント)
Saying 3 even still too much because it was only a single country just Germany and thats it.
[–]nyboDenmark 1ポイント2ポイント3ポイント 4時間 前 (0子コメント)
We were obviously comparing the number of people to the size of the country and the bats to the technological advancement of the country. You are either tried to twist to make Denmark look like cowards or have no clue about the situation.
[–]Prester_John_United States -3ポイント-2ポイント-1ポイント 7時間 前* (7子コメント)
Except you're forgetting that it wasn't really that peaceful when plenty of other human beings died fighting the Nazis, while the Dutch just sat their letting everyone else do the work. It wes peaceful....for the Dutch Danes and only them, giving the Nazi's the opportunity to divert their resources to make others lives worse.
[–]DickRhinoGreat Sweden[S] 7ポイント8ポイント9ポイント 7時間 前 (6子コメント)
You do realize that the Dutch and the Danes are two different people belonging to two different countries? Your 'Murican geography skills are showing.
Have you ever been outside the borders of USA, much less even beyond the borders of your home state?
[–]AlexanderTheGRETUnited States 3ポイント4ポイント5ポイント 6時間 前 (0子コメント)
I've only barely been outside the borders of my country - Mexico, for a few hours - and even I have better geography/history skills than that person... /facepalm
[–]Prester_John_United States -3ポイント-2ポイント-1ポイント 7時間 前 (4子コメント)
My mistake. Doesn't make what I said any less true about the Danes though.
[–]nyboDenmark 3ポイント4ポイント5ポイント 7時間 前 (3子コメント)
So if we trade 10000 danes for 10-50 german soldiers is it worth it?
[–]Prester_John_United States -4ポイント-3ポイント-2ポイント 7時間 前 (2子コメント)
I don't know ask the French, they managed to at least help their allies tremendously with their resistance against the Germans, even after surrender. What the fuck did Denmark do? The real question was how many civilians and soldiers of other countries was worth a single Dane's that your country couldn't lend a fucking hand in the slighest?
[–]nyboDenmark 5ポイント6ポイント7ポイント 7時間 前 (0子コメント)
You obviously know nothing about Denmark. During the war there was a significant resistance movement in Denmark sabotaging the Germans and helping the English.
[–]AlexanderTheGRETUnited States 4ポイント5ポイント6ポイント 6時間 前 (0子コメント)
What the fuck did Denmark do?
Wow, serioiusly? You haven't heard about the massive rescue of 90+% of the Danish Jewish population the Danish resistance did by boating them to neutral Sweden, where they managed to find a safe haven? That's only the tip of the iceberg, as well; the Danish resistance, even if they weren't as famous or as powerful as the French resistance, still did much more to resist Nazi occupation than you give them credit for, both actively and passively.
[–]cakeisneatGod i hope we don't fuck this up 1ポイント2ポイント3ポイント 5時間 前 (1子コメント)
hey dude you are the embodiment of why the world hates the US. just wanted to let you know.
[–]Prester_John_United States -4ポイント-3ポイント-2ポイント 5時間 前 (0子コメント)
Saying the world hates the U.S. is quite the generalization. And I don't give a shit about any nation that legitmatetly hates us. So you hate us. Oh no! What the fuck are your countries going to do? I know. Continue to suck our dick while whining about us the entire time.
[–]MornicThe Glorious Kingdom of Denmark 1ポイント2ポイント3ポイント 7時間 前 (0子コメント)
Keep digging. Your hole will be a big one.
[–]Noctune 0ポイント1ポイント2ポイント 7時間 前 (0子コメント)
but I'll tell you one thing, when another country attacks and invades you, to surrender immedietly makes you a fucking coward
I do not think you understand how shit the situation were at the time of surrender. And keep in mind that the people with the power to give orders of surrender are not only responsible for their own lives, but for the lives of their fellow people as well. All the Jews in Denmark were rescued partly due to the collaboration policy. How many of those would you sacrifice in order to fight a couple of days more and save a bit of pride?
[–]New_KatipunanPhilippines 0ポイント1ポイント2ポイント 1時間 前 (0子コメント)
Still better than Sweden, which not only remained neutral while Nazi Germany was conquering the rest of Europe, but continued to supply metal to them while they did so.
π Rendered by PID 18108 on app-230 at 2015-05-26 04:50:12.888011+00:00 running 7d6cd40 country code: JP.
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