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[–]soapbookCroatia 67ポイント68ポイント  (64子コメント)

fun fact: it took only 4 hours and 20 minutes for Nazi Germany to conquer Denmark

oh god what have I started

[–]MornicThe Glorious Kingdom of Denmark 31ポイント32ポイント  (56子コメント)

We have tradition of welcoming conquest - oriented warlords from the south (see Napoleon) in order to avoid suffering more than necessary. We entered 'an agreement' with the nazis ASAP that allowed us self rule under German occupation. Difference was probably minimal but we had almost no casualties. At least our resistance movement could aid British forces.

[–]SnubbNZaKKSweden 9ポイント10ポイント  (7子コメント)

You know, if that would happen to sweden, we wouldn't surrender and let them conquest. We'd hålla fortet and keep the nazis to your side of the Öresund.

It's clear which country is the better.

[–]MornicThe Glorious Kingdom of Denmark 57ポイント58ポイント  (5子コメント)

Why would anyone invade Sweden? Its not like the Nazis needed cheap furniture or Halal meat for the war efforts.

[–]gestubeso glorious :( 16ポイント17ポイント  (0子コメント)

Dude. Everyone needs Halal meat.

[–]lingonsaftfalse Swede 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

Döner kebab.

[–]DheeradjSNetherlands 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Might as well inject the fat straight into your bloodstream then.

[–]SnubbNZaKKSweden 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Exactly, why should they? They all know they will get defeated.

[–]SpaghettihouseDanmark stærk 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

tfw kong gustaf wrote hitler letters saying how much he liked him

silly svensk

[–]Prester_John_United States -5ポイント-4ポイント  (47子コメント)

And then hundreds of allied soldiers died doing the actual dirty work and removing the enemy from your country for you. GG.

[–]MornicThe Glorious Kingdom of Denmark 35ポイント36ポイント  (45子コメント)

lol

You are an idiot if you think it would have made any difference that a country of 5 million people started fighting against a country that could invade France in the blink of an eye.

Maybe if the US had not waited 4 years to join in the war there would have been less casualties, but I guess we all have our priorities.

[–]trixter21992251Denmark 5ポイント6ポイント  (1子コメント)

Fewer casualties.

[–]flipfryflyBelgium best ium! 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

What?

[–]ColonelbrickarmsAlabama 0ポイント1ポイント  (4子コメント)

So, we invade when the first shots are fired and some one gets Anschlussed Annexed, you yell "ILLEGAL INVASION! REMOVE YANKEE!" (which by the way, I aint a yankee!) but if we come in later, you yell "FUCK YOU COME EARLIER!"

EDIT: this is not meant to start a flame war

[–]MornicThe Glorious Kingdom of Denmark 1ポイント2ポイント  (3子コメント)

You know, there's a difference between invading countries on your own and coming to the aid of allies upon their request against a war machine aiming for global conquest.

The US can do what it wants, but Americans think we are somehow supposed to be wildly impressed by 200,000 US casualties 'to save our assess' when it was clearly to protect the US itself from an escalating conflict. The Russians sacrificed 10 million... 50 times as many. And that is excluding civilians. You don't see any Russians asking for respect in every WW2 reference.

We're not ungrateful. We just don't think you did all the work.

[–]ColonelbrickarmsAlabama 0ポイント1ポイント  (2子コメント)

I know we didn't do it all, but we did have a major part in it, I recognize the other nation's achievements, the battle of britian, stalingrad, leningrad, kursk, el almein, the commando raids, dunkirk. The casualties is not by what the people say "save your asses" its the material support, most of the weapons used in WWII where american designs (not saying we did it all either, spitfire, churchill tank, lags and migs, t-43) the RAF and Soviet air force used some american planes, under the lend-lease program (the boston, P-40, P-39, P-51A, A-20 etc.) and the soviets and british both used US-built/designed tanks with at least 1 division, with tanks like the sherman. Also, please don't turn this into a flame war.

EDIT: Also, most invasion were not just us, the vietnam war was Vietnam, China, and North korea vs USA, australia, South korea, and Thailand) Iraq wars (Iraq vs NATO, Eygpt, Syria, Suadi Arabia, Oman) or Afghanistan (Taliban vs NATO and Afghanistan)

[–]MornicThe Glorious Kingdom of Denmark 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Its not a flame war, the initial response was just to a dumb comment.

It is obvious the allies could not have won without US support. Regarding invasions, we joined most of the recent ones (Iraq, Afghanistan, etc). We lambaste our own government for that too.

[–]tgrfedeuygtrfToronto Best part of Canada -1ポイント0ポイント  (4子コメント)

Well to be fair The US probably thought they could handle it them selves which is seem they could not funny that US world police is only good when it helps them

[–]MornicThe Glorious Kingdom of Denmark 4ポイント5ポイント  (3子コメント)

I think there is a slight difference between declining to help allies that ask for it vs. invading other countries on your own, violating international law in the process. But hey, maybe its just me.

[–]tgrfedeuygtrfToronto Best part of Canada -2ポイント-1ポイント  (1子コメント)

Last time i check Denmark and US were not allies in 1942

[–]MornicThe Glorious Kingdom of Denmark 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

Last time I checked Denmark was not the ones asking the US to assist them.

[–]New_KatipunanPhilippines 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Still better than Sweden, which not only remained neutral while Nazi Germany was conquering the rest of Europe, but continued to supply metal to them while they did so.

[–]Cosmic_DongSwedish Empire 13ポイント14ポイント  (2子コメント)

Because at that point everyone went to Christiania and lit up?I know it didn't exist

[–]Im_Your_Turbo_LoverEast Philadelphia 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

what a DANSK meme amirite?

i'm fucked

[–]whubbardMURICA 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

And only 16 Danish soldiers died. [Note: 203 German's died.] Frankly, if I was one of the 16 and everybody else just kind of rolled over, I'm not sure whether I'd be proud or pissed. I mean, I'd be dead, but hypothetically.

[–]captainkaleb 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Didn't know nazis blazed it.

[–]ColonelbrickarmsAlabama 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Only 1 german died, he fell into a frozen lake on a patrol

[–]wildeofoscarУклоните кебаб из славне српске Цлаи! 38ポイント39ポイント  (7子コメント)

This comic is too biased, wheres the Kalmar?

[–]ExraSoftHandkerNorrbotten 33ポイント34ポイント  (0子コメント)

nothing happened between 1397-1523.

[–]BearfearSwedish Empire 6ポイント7ポイント  (3子コメント)

Last I checked Kalmar was in Sweden!

[–]MrBoringxD1219 never forget! 16ポイント17ポイント  (2子コメント)

Ruled by a danish queen... DUMME SVENSKER

[–]BearfearSwedish Empire 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

Ohh... you are talking of that failed union?! The one when you tried take over Sverige you got you asses kicked by some Swedish farmers?! Ohh you - you korkade Danskjävel! I talked of the glorious city of Kalmar, which is very much Svensk.

[–]ColdLatvianPotatoBlessed Heaven Hills of Danmag 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Nothing ever failed for Denmark, however go check out the comic about Wasa :) Who the fuck names a boat after knækbrød anyway?

[–]KulinBanBosnia and Herzegovina 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

They beat Malmö 2-1 at home. Came back from 0-1.

[–]Dionysus0At Mile High 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Kalmar Union best Union

[–]onecoinguyWörking as BRD since 1949 240ポイント241ポイント  (33子コメント)

And now Denmark gives Sweden 12 points in Eurovision. Little Danskjävlar has realised that Köttbullar is better than rød pølse.

[–]RandomDKguyØL ØL 181ポイント182ポイント  (24子コメント)

That is just to make sure that we can win next year.

You see, us danes have a tradition of winning on swedish grounds...

Example:

[–]onecoinguyWörking as BRD since 1949 68ポイント69ポイント  (1子コメント)

Sneaky little danes

[–]cattaclysmicDenmark 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

Precious Eurovisssssion

[–]MSBuggeDenmark 62ポイント63ポイント  (8子コメント)

Sverige ("Lorteland" in Danish and some dialects of Sweden, too) of old Danish colony. Denmark ("Bedste land" in Danish and all dialects of Sweden) has always been strønkæst. But at sometimes you must into let believe former colony is good at something, to make into happy again. Happy means no problem when of invasion again.

Sweden of into new colony soon.

[–]MelGibsonMeinFuhrerScania 11ポイント12ポイント  (2子コメント)

You of worst neighbour ever in histories of history danskfan. 27 wars of to little like your tiny clay. You of know tiny clay very unattractive in of homogay. Nordic council not needings little man from south touching of balls to head with germony, you basicly poland! 1991 of worst year on my life. 1524 of best. Me wishings nasty germanses make butt sexings with you. You worst nordic, you not even into nordic clay without stupid bridge. Finland real neighbour, you fake neighbour like pölse of fake weak falukorv.

[–]MSBuggeDenmark 8ポイント9ポイント  (1子コメント)

Of shhh, plastiksvenske. You can only into sverige on because you accept falukorv into butt from svenskelort. Me of actual nordic, I breaking wannabe pølse falukorv before it of touches ræktum. Yuo hope Germøney into help pathetic svenske? Yuo hopings wrong. Germøney of sorry from 1940, Germøney into workings with glorious kingdom of in true north, true søns of Odin. Pray for into mercy when pølse into yuo touch. Perhaps i with of remoulade lubricate before touch, if you into try of beings more like true nordic. Of actual country.

2015 eurovision of best happænings for Only Glorious Kongerige. Into casås bælle. Of worst happæning to lorteland. Hide yuor herrings, hide yuo wives and hide yuo knækbrød. 2016 will into much kalles kaviar spilled on floor.

And of nævar forgettings, Skåne. I am yuo father.

[–]DatRagnarPharaoh Island 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Føroyar will prevail against yuo false vikings!

[–]SnubbNZaKKSweden 4ポイント5ポイント  (3子コメント)

Förstår någon vad den säger?

[–]MrBoringxD1219 never forget! 14ポイント15ポイント  (2子コメント)

Hvad fanden er det du siger, din dumme svensker?

[–]SnubbNZaKKSweden 9ポイント10ポイント  (1子コメント)

Passa dig innan jag kör ner falukorven i halsen på dig.

[–]Cpcp800 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Ja jeg er ihvertfald stået af, tror den prøver at kommunikere.

[–]luigidallasmex 10ポイント11ポイント  (7子コメント)

Yeah, but Swedish have something you Danes will never have....Zlatan!!

[–]EndOfNightFlandersFields 19ポイント20ポイント  (2子コメント)

Yeah, they did have the Laudrups though...

[–]toasternatorØldom of Pølse 11ポイント12ポイント  (0子コメント)

And we have lord Bendtner. Sweden can only dream of having the lord himself on their team

[–]PacificfighterSwedish Empire 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

Who?

[–]MrBoringxD1219 never forget! 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

Zlatan is nothing compared to Lord Bendtner

[–]mathiasjkDenmark 9ポイント10ポイント  (1子コメント)

Implying Zlatan in Swedish

[–]DickRhinoGreat Sweden[S] 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

Well... Yeah. He is.

[–]yxhuvudSwitzerland 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

Except when it matters, like when you lost Halland and Skåne.

[–]ManzhahFinland 6ポイント7ポイント  (2子コメント)

It's funny that Sweden always loses on its own soil! Two times out of three the finnish team has won hockey championship (including the junior world cup) in Stockholm

[–]vincentmaiWe Are Rising. 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

In my opinion, allsvenskan is slightly better than superliga.

[–]wildeofoscarУклоните кебаб из славне српске Цлаи! 18ポイント19ポイント  (6子コメント)

And Germany and Austria gets none. Why? Jewish Electorial system.

[–]onecoinguyWörking as BRD since 1949 49ポイント50ポイント  (5子コメント)

There ist eine solution for zhat.

[–]MilitronLuxembourg 12ポイント13ポイント  (3子コメント)

Das final solution

[–]snipeytjeNetherlands 2ポイント3ポイント  (2子コメント)

does someone want to do a countdown?

[–]AzureBluSWEA RIKE ÄRO STARCKT! 7ポイント8ポイント  (1子コメント)

The final countdown?

[–]ameya2693Maratha Empire 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Komme Deutschland, I into joinings this solution. Maratha stronk again!

[–]nyboDenmark 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Nah we just want to win on Swedish soil again.

[–]zicPic 18ポイント19ポイント  (1子コメント)

This is the truest thing I have seen today.

Source: From Sweden

[–]rainbowrooooadLand of Sunshine, Feminist Rallies, and In n' Out 15ポイント16ポイント  (3子コメント)

SOUTH SHALL RISINGS AGAIN!

I didn't know Denmark was a cousin fucker redneck

[–]MornicThe Glorious Kingdom of Denmark 9ポイント10ポイント  (1子コメント)

We engage in all sorts of depraved actions just to offend politically correct Swedes.

[–]cattaclysmicDenmark 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Like statistically valid stereotypes and ignoring neopronouns.

[–]IamSwedishSuckMyNutsSwedish Empire 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Now you know.

[–]matheusdiasUnited Kingdom 13ポイント14ポイント  (0子コメント)

Your Scandinavian friends are such an odd people.

[–]Fireborn23Gib Herzegovina 14ポイント15ポイント  (17子コメント)

what's Norway up to?

[–]DickRhinoGreat Sweden[S] 60ポイント61ポイント  (10子コメント)

Being the dominion of either Denmark or Sweden.

[–]CrusderNew York Best York 8ポイント9ポイント  (9子コメント)

What's it doing right now?

[–]DickRhinoGreat Sweden[S] 63ポイント64ポイント  (5子コメント)

Drinking seals and clubbing oil.

[–]WhyIsMyNameImportantbørk 35ポイント36ポイント  (0子コメント)

You forgot "swimming in money".

[–]Dionysus0At Mile High 11ポイント12ポイント  (1子コメント)

and winning in chess

[–]Vamking12United States 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

You mean canada?

[–]Cosmic_DongSwedish Empire 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

Norway is basically European Alberta.

[–]Amopax1814: Best year of my life! 9ポイント10ポイント  (2子コメント)

Right about now, we are juuust finishing being hung over from celebrating our constitution day...

[–]trixter21992251Denmark 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

You mean your rebellion day.

[–]Amopax1814: Best year of my life! 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

OF SHUTTINGS UP, DANSKJÆVEL! YUO ARE BASICALLY JUST NORTH GERMONEY! 1814 BEST YEAR OF MY LIFE!

[–]MrStrange15Denmark 21ポイント22ポイント  (3子コメント)

Right now they are trying the whole "independence" thing, probably won't work out though... Once they are out of money they'll come running back home.

[–]gibiaI actually live in Vestfold but this flag is cooler 12ポイント13ポイント  (1子コメント)

Dansketiden worst 400 years of my life, gib reparations for cultural genocide plox. Yes we do indeed need more money so we can beat those sand arabs.

[–]MrStrange15Denmark 23ポイント24ポイント  (0子コメント)

cultural genocide

Implying you had culture before we came...

[–]ConstantineusIsrael 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's a phase, they always come back

[–]MilitronLuxembourg 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Oily shekels

[–]VikingrageGreatest Kingdom of Norway 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Too busy drinking oil and washing in money.

[–]DickRhinoGreat Sweden[S] 45ポイント46ポイント  (7子コメント)

This is an old one; this was my entry in the second ever contest held in the subreddit, "Battle Against Your Greatest Enemy" (which it won), back in the days before we had come up with the polandballmod system and threads in "contest mode" simply had all usernames hidden (in case you're wondering why people were commenting on their own entries).

Originally posted here 2 years ago, then once again here one year ago.

DAAANSKJÄVLAR!

[–]rasmusdf 12ポイント13ポイント  (1子コメント)

Love it (even as a dane ;-)) Now - GIB CLAY BACK!

[–]ConstantineusIsrael 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

You should have added a small Jewish cube running away from Denmark to Sweden with Nazi ball. But awesome comic otherwise

[–]Petros557You can't take from one that doesn't have 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

which it won

ah, the good old times

[–]vincentmaiWe Are Rising. 6ポイント7ポイント  (1子コメント)

Denmark surrendered, Nazi didn't do much bad to him.

[–]trixter21992251Denmark 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Everyone, even bad nazi, knew that Sweden was useless though, so no invasion there.

[–]TruelzDenmark stronk 5ポイント6ポイント  (4子コメント)

Here's a short song explaining why Denmark is the best https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JIzRI73gzrE (Comprehension of Danish required)

[–]rafeindÍslendingur í Bæjaralandi 0ポイント1ポイント  (2子コメント)

What is this video?

[–]thetarget3Denmark 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

Danish national song

[–]MornicThe Glorious Kingdom of Denmark 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Its our Justin Timberlake

[–]besturGlorious Þjóðveldi 5ポイント6ポイント  (2子コメント)

Is that a Mini-Sweden on top of Denmarks crown?

[–]thetarget3Denmark 8ポイント9ポイント  (1子コメント)

Fun fact: The Swedish national emblem is actually still embedded in the Danish emblem. Old habits die hard I guess.

[–]MornicThe Glorious Kingdom of Denmark 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

That is because the three crowns are a reference to the Kalmar union, not to Sweden. That is why Sweden also uses them in their emblem.

The ram is a reference to the Faeroe Islands and the polar bear is a reference to Greenland.

The lions have been a royal Danish symbol for a long time and the wildmen are from earlier emblems from the dynasty that the royal family stems from.

[–]BroloniousJoey Vento is my Spirit Animal 21ポイント22ポイント  (6子コメント)

More karma whoring reposting. Jeez.

[–]DickRhinoGreat Sweden[S] 63ポイント64ポイント  (2子コメント)

At this point, aren't your comments basically reposts as well? ;)

[–]BroloniousJoey Vento is my Spirit Animal 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

You are trying to get me to quit again aren't you?

This is how I justify myself

http://www.camus-society.com/camus-nietzsche.html

[–]Root-Germanicus 1ポイント2ポイント  (2子コメント)

There's a lot of shit in this sub. The Krauts were right.

[–]naloxoneofthemassesCanada 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

Its like a full 20% reposts lately

[–]Root-Germanicus 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Most comics have lost their edge. Short quick-witted humor has been replaced with endless exposition, and other stuff has been lost that I can't really put into words.

Does this comic even have a fucking punchline?

[–]GermolinBerlin 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Thats when theyre sober though. When theyre drunk they are best of friends, although they may smash their heads in its just the nordic way of saying "i love you lets get a beer and then another one and then even more"

[–]KipkuSweden 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

This was one of the first polandball comics I ever read, been looking for it ever since. It feels weird thanking somebody for reposting but, hey, thanks!

[–]AlexanderTheGRETUnited States 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

REMOVE PØLSE remove pølse

you are worst dane. you are the dane idiot you are the dane smell. return to norway. to our norway cousins you may come our contry. you may live in the zoo….ahahahaha ,denmark we will never forgeve you. kalmar rascal FUck but fuck asshole dane stink denmark norway nordvei..dane genocide best day of my life. take a bath of dead dane..ahahahahah DENMARK WE WILL GET YOU!! do not forget befrielsekriget .denmark we kill the king , greenland return to your precious mongolia….hahahahaha idiot dane and norwegian smell so bad..wow i can smell it. REMOVE PØLSE FROM THE PREMISES. you will get caught. sweden+england+russia+prussia=kill denmark…you will befrielsekriget/

DickRhino alive in sweden, DickRhino making comic of sweden . fast comic DickRhino sweden. we are rich and have gold now hahahaha ha because of DickRhino… you are ppoor stink dane… you live in an igloo hahahaha, you live in a yurt. DickRhino alive numbr one #1 in sweden ….fuck the denmark ,..FUCKk ashol danes no good i spit in the mouth eye of ur flag and contry. DickRhino aliv and real strong wizard kill all the dane farm aminal with mod magic now we the sweden rule .ape of the zoo king christian ii fukc the great satan and lay egg this egg hatch and denmark wa;s born. stupid baby form the eggn give bak our clay we will crush u lik a skull of pig. sweden greattst countrey

[–]trixter21992251Denmark 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Are you aware that pølse is hotdog? Removing would be heresy!

[–]biedrikPolish Hussar 8ポイント9ポイント  (8子コメント)

Denmark calling someone a coward in WWII. That's cute.

[–]SuperTaurosDenmark 27ポイント28ポイント  (6子コメント)

At least Denmark was still a country during WWII

[–]IamSwedishSuckMyNutsSwedish Empire 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

Tåppen av käk

[–]MornicThe Glorious Kingdom of Denmark 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Ouch

[–]biedrikPolish Hussar 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Oh, well isn't that a proud accomplishment that puts the other Allies to shame.

[–]besturGlorious Þjóðveldi 0ポイント1ポイント  (1子コメント)

For 2 hours.

[–]DacreepboiDenmark 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

except it was a country all the time, it was just occupied, still a country

[–]NewZealandLawStudentNew Zealand 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

A happy little nazi collaborating state.

[–]remove_krokodilJust visiting Omsk, I'll sleep at home tonight 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Little Riget reference in the last panel's dialogue? Great stuff.

[–]Krisson80Iceland 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

ÁFRAM SWEDEN!!

[–]rafeindÍslendingur í Bæjaralandi 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Bara af því hann er að lúslra á baunanum?

[–]dajmenejebitwo balls are better than one 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

last panel should go

svenskerlort: i make jihad on yuo. danskjävel: no i make jihad on yuo

[–]LCD75New York 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

SOUTH SHALL RISINGS AGAIN

Hmm...

The tyrants of Denmark have proven a threat to the national security of the United States and Sweden, as such a military occupation shall occur in Norway to protect the oil Swedish citizens living near Danish territory.

[–]trixter21992251Denmark 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Did you watch Frozen?

Denmark is literally (not literally) Hans from the Southern Isles. Arendelle is a city (literally) in southern Norway.

[–]Luckybucketsno kebab aloud 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

I'm afraid that someone will make a rivalry between stronk serbia and worthless balkan country croatia

[–]potentialhijabi1Serbia 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

whisper

I sort of like Croatia....>.<

[–]YahkshireEeh bah gum 2ポイント3ポイント  (10子コメント)

It's like England (and then UK) and France, but less extreme & diverse.

[–]DickRhinoGreat Sweden[S] 17ポイント18ポイント  (2子コメント)

Sweden and Denmark have actually fought each other more times than UK and France have, believe it or not. We hold the record for "most wars between two countries".

[–]SuperTaurosDenmark 11ポイント12ポイント  (1子コメント)

highfive

[–]OliquCalifornia 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

highfive slowly turns into a full blown fistfight

[–]MornicThe Glorious Kingdom of Denmark 4ポイント5ポイント  (6子コメント)

I think you mean more extreme. You guys have rivalries everywhere. We just hate each other with a passion.

[–]YahkshireEeh bah gum 0ポイント1ポイント  (5子コメント)

It would be more extreme, if you and Sweden had a competition on who could annex the most clay In the world.

And I doubt you had a war that lasted for 100 years with them.

[–]MornicThe Glorious Kingdom of Denmark 4ポイント5ポイント  (4子コメント)

It would be more extreme, if you and Sweden had a competition on who could annex the most clay In the world.

We did that when England was still an infant. In fact you guys were part of Denmark back then as you were the first country we conquered. Congratulations!

[–]YahkshireEeh bah gum 0ポイント1ポイント  (3子コメント)

The world goes beyond Europe, you know.

[–]MornicThe Glorious Kingdom of Denmark 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Aye, I'm sure England had tons of overseas territories in 900 AD.

[–]dehemkeUnited States 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

As a colonial, I still refuse to believe this.

[–]FireyFlySvea rike 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yes?

[–]reichtanglyGib Euromonies pls 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Is clearly problem with brother and homosex.

[–]AuraofManaChina 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

I am sure at some point you guys will reunite a la Kalmar Union. The make up sex between you two will be fantastic, so there's that.

[–]Firetrucker 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

How's it going there, Denmark?

I loled then loled some more, that is some good squishin'

[–]pumpkincatMURICA 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

Oh Europe, centuries old grudges are why you are best continent. Also continent with largest booms.

[–]ColonelbrickarmsAlabama 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

crashes truck onto the field with all of the southern states Someone say the south shall rise again?!

[–]alexdracDacia 0ポイント1ポイント  (0子コメント)

yeah, about the last panel. i remember a famous 2-2 nordic victory ....