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<nofatsthx> I'm a genius.

<nofatsthx> ok

<nofatsthx> so people I've pmd

<nofatsthx> I've pmd back and forth with tpw but stopped after he went a day without replying, that was on sunday

<nofatsthx> I pmd dox an hour ago for the first and only time

<lolhaes> what did you tell dox?

<nofatsthx> I've pretty much snuck onto freenode and pmd coup in irc every single day

<nofatsthx> that's everyone

<nofatsthx> I'll copy/paste my pm to dox, hang on

<nofatsthx> can I just say I've missed you two btw

<nofatsthx> like a lot

<nofatsthx> anyway here's what I pmd dox

<lolhaes> aw

<nofatsthx> "you seriously even unfollowed me on instagram? The trial or whatever hasn't even happened yet. That's just low, man."

<nofatsthx> that's all I've pmd him

<nofatsthx> I just noticed recently he unfollowed me there so that's why I did it

 

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<TheToucan> fucking hexchat

<nofatsthx> wb touc

<TheToucan> nofatsthx, did dox respond?

<nofatsthx> no

<nofatsthx> no one responded to me this week

<nofatsthx> I've been totally ignored

<nofatsthx> was this pre arranged in irc or something?

<nofatsthx> ignore nofats?

<nofatsthx> because I don't like that idea

<TheToucan> Ok that's good actually

<TheToucan> because they didn't try to trap you into saying anything

<TheToucan> which means we might have some ears of sympathy on this

<nofatsthx> was this pre arranged thugh?

<lolhaes> was what prearranged

<nofatsthx> though*

<nofatsthx> everyone blanking me all week

<lolhaes> people unfriending you?

<lolhaes> I haven't heard about it

<lolhaes> I talked with you on FPHmods remember?

<lolhaes> and I'm in irc a lot

<nofatsthx> I've had brit and medic not re accept my friend requests on facebook, I've had dox unfollow me on instagram, I've had numerous other similar things and each one hurt a fuck tonne

<TheToucan> it wouldn't have able to be planned without me and lolhaes knowing about it

<nofatsthx> like it's like everyone just suddenly decided I'm not worth talking to

<TheToucan> I didn't unfollow you

<nofatsthx> I know touc I saw that made me happy

<nofatsthx> neither did berry

<nofatsthx> guys

<nofatsthx> can I tell you something really pathetic

<lolhaes> ...you guys are too trusting of strangers online.

<lolhaes> oh god, go for it I guess.

<TheToucan> shoot

<nofatsthx> on like sunday night I logged on tc, no one was there but berry, so I made myself be called "guestperson" and just chatted for a bit without saying who I was because there was no other way to safely contact anyone from irc

<nofatsthx> how stupid is that

<TheToucan> Jesus man...

<lolhaes> what did you tell berry?

<TheToucan> did they even chat with someone alled guestperson?

<nofatsthx> nothing, she asked who I was and I said it's not important, then she said ok that's fine but don't be weird, so there was a pause then I was like so what's up and she logged off

<nofatsthx> so not really she didn't really chat at all in the end no

<nofatsthx> it didn't matter that it was berry though it could've been any of yiz

<nofatsthx> I'm a creeper amn't I.

<lolhaes> not really, how is your life going?

<nofatsthx> lol out of nowhere question, but honestly my life is a million times bettter since leaving fph

<nofatsthx> I'm calmer, I got more interviews for masters lined up, I've finished my thesis, I'm more popular irl for some reason, I'm more productive

<nofatsthx> I aced my first final

<nofatsthx> finished all my lectures

<nofatsthx> apart from the banning thing this has been a great week

<nofatsthx> thanks for asking, how's yours lolhaes ?

<lolhaes> nofatsthx: oh cool, congrats on all of that

<nofatsthx> thanks man

<lolhaes> mine's pretty good

<TheToucan> Any of the master programs closer?

<nofatsthx> oh good stuff, how so?

<nofatsthx> TheToucan: two in england lol

<lolhaes> I go between redditing, working out, and gardening

<nofatsthx> but I guess that's only like going out of state in america

<nofatsthx> so not too far

<nofatsthx> lolhaes: I didn't know you worked out

<nofatsthx> fair play

<TheToucan> nofatsthx, oh then thats not bad a lot of people go out of state for schools

<nofatsthx> yeah TheToucan I'm honestly relieved

<nofatsthx> that brings me onto something else though

<nofatsthx> lolhaes: this concern you

<lolhaes> mhm?

<nofatsthx> concerns*

<nofatsthx> I saw the chat logs of people discussing me being mentally unstable and suicidal that led to coup convincing me to leave irc

<nofatsthx> wtf

<nofatsthx> Have people really thought I'm suicidal and all that?

<nofatsthx> I read all that and was just like, jfc they think I'm legitimately insane

<nofatsthx> lolhaes: to quote you, apparently I should be off the internet and in therapy

<nofatsthx> like holy shitballs man

<TheToucan> I didn't think you'd do it. I knew you were down but it was funny the drama it caused for others to me

<lolhaes> someone said you told tpw you were suicidal.

<nofatsthx> I never even had it in my head TheToucan

<lolhaes> if you're really suicidal, you shouldn't be on fatpeoplehate or on the internet. Suicide is a temporary feeling, but with permanent results.

<nofatsthx> I remember that lolhaes but that conversation was as sarcastic as it could get, me and tpw were pming about masters and I said something to the effect of "if I don't get into this course I'm gonna kill myself"

<nofatsthx> obviously wasn't being serious

<TheToucan> nofatsthx, remember when I told you to do it? yeah i didn't think you were

<lolhaes> that wasn't relayed to me.

<nofatsthx> TheToucan: yeah I remember, good man yurself

<lolhaes> someone said: nofatsthx is being suicidal. And the answer to that is: then he should be in therapy.

<nofatsthx> lolhaes: I know, tpw told coup, coup told you, and a plan was created to convince me to leave irc

<nofatsthx> feckin chinese whispers

<nofatsthx> this is how runours are started

<nofatsthx> but anyway

<lolhaes> wait. who leaked FHE chatlogs?

<nofatsthx> moving on

<TheToucan> well now that that's cleared up

<nofatsthx> oh

<nofatsthx> that doesn't matter

<lolhaes> no it does matter.

<TheToucan> It might

<TheToucan> we need more people on your side

<TheToucan> who ever leaked it is on your side to some extent at least

<nofatsthx> lol the internet did, I googled my nick and a pastebin of "suicidal irishman" was like the third result

<nofatsthx> thus why it doesn't matter lol

<nofatsthx> why are the two of yiz on my side btw?

<nofatsthx> just appointed or what?

<lolhaes> well, on the day it happened, toucan had no internet

<lolhaes> so I told him what happened

<lolhaes> and then said that if we had a trial

<lolhaes> I could try to argue you out of it

<nofatsthx> well I appreciate it lads, cheers for that.

<lolhaes> and then we decided a trial would be a good idea and sat around working out a rudimentary defense

<nofatsthx> cool

<nofatsthx> speaking of trial

<nofatsthx> lets get back to building this defence

<nofatsthx> defene*?

<TheToucan> OK

<nofatsthx> defense

<nofatsthx> idk

<TheToucan> first thing we need

<nofatsthx> lol

<TheToucan> is a complete sober story about the events that took palce on the night of the incident

<nofatsthx> shoot touc

<nofatsthx> My mate is a smoker, so we were out in the smoking area. He finished up there and suggested we head in to check out the talent, so in we went onto the dancefloor. It was a sausage fest, there was nothing but dudes watching the premier league footie on the telly. So I went off to the bathroom for a piss, when I came back my mate had somehow found this banging 30 year old and they were making out. So I sat down at this table n

<nofatsthx> obeast on the opposite end of the table. Now I get chatty when I’m drunk, I’d talk to a brick wall and thank it for holding me up as I puked on my shoes, I’m just that type of drunk. So I said to this obeast Hi my name’s [redacted]. She said Hi I’m Megan, and she shook my hand. I said nothing else, just sat there. She walked off then, and I told my mate I was heading home and I walked home. On the way Mouse and I w

<nofatsthx> I called it being turned down, that was a poor choice of phrase. Like I’ve since said to Mouse, it’s not that I went after this obeast or was even interested, but when even a fatty doesn’t seem interested it makes you wonder if there’s something on your face you know. So, drunkenly, I came home, blabbed about it in irc in all the wrong ways, and here we are.

<nofatsthx> there yiz go

<nofatsthx> full sober account

<lolhaes> so- my argument was going to be: nofatsthx was wingmanning for his friend, and because he was drunk, he didn't relay that correctly

<nofatsthx> well no

<nofatsthx> that's not close to true

<nofatsthx> can we not just tell the truth?

<lolhaes> the truth is not in your favor.

<nofatsthx> would the truth put me in a bad light?

<nofatsthx> serioiusly? I literally gave my name to some fat chick

<lolhaes> can you pull up the message you sent mouse?

<nofatsthx> that's bad enough for all this?

<nofatsthx> the pms?

<lolhaes> yes

<nofatsthx> from the night?

<nofatsthx> k

<lolhaes> something about 'better than going home dry'

<lolhaes> and 'don't tell the other lads, alright?"

<lolhaes> is what is fucking you

<TheToucan> lolhaes, the truth isnt horrible. We spin it that what he meant was he was offended she didn't try to hit on him so he could turn her down

<nofatsthx> fair warning, these are the pms that got me banned, so they're pretty bad

<TheToucan> but those quotes....

<nofatsthx> http://imgur.com/a/iDpGF

<nofatsthx> TheToucan: wht quotes?

<nofatsthx> what*

<lolhaes> The toucan is uggo

<TheToucan> >_>

<nofatsthx> hahaha oh right

<nofatsthx> yeah it was in pm

<nofatsthx> she never thought it'd be public obv

<nofatsthx> I didn't agree with her touc if it helps

<TheToucan> <3

<lolhaes> so here is the piece that is fucking you and fucking us

<nofatsthx> k shoot

<lolhaes> 'look, don't tell the lads I drunkenly went after a fat, I would be in hot water. Just hate going home dry when a mate was successful ;)"

<lolhaes> how are we going to fucking spin that

<TheToucan> you blatantly say you went after one. Its gonna be hard to work around that but thats our biggest challanage

<nofatsthx> I was joking around in pm with mouse. Before this ban we literally pmd every day, I thought she'd know not to take that seriously

<nofatsthx> and that's the truth

<lolhaes> do you have your irc chatlog with homer?

<nofatsthx> no, coup banned me from quassel so I can't get to it

<nofatsthx> why?

<TheToucan> because the more info we have the more we have to work with

<nofatsthx> hmm

<TheToucan> plus if they have it we want it too

<nofatsthx> true

<nofatsthx> oh

<nofatsthx> thought

<lolhaes> okay so was this fat girl friends with your other friend?

<lolhaes> or did she have any hot friends?

<nofatsthx> I can't fucking get to it since I'm banned from fhe on reddit, but I made a post there a month or so ago abotu how anything over bmi 23 is disgusting

<nofatsthx> surely it can only be beneficial to link that

<nofatsthx> lolhaes: we're not doing the wingman thing

<TheToucan> nofatsthx, yes I remember that post. Thats a good bit for character defense

<TheToucan> nofatsthx, but did SHE have any hot friends?

<lolhaes> no I meant, maybe we could try to spin

<nofatsthx> ok touc can you get it and link it on the day or smething

<lolhaes> you were trying to befriend the girl

<nofatsthx> oh right

<lolhaes> so you could get with her friends

<nofatsthx> fucking genius

<TheToucan> nofatsthx, don't worry buddy we will have everything in complete order the day of

<nofatsthx> yeah she had two hot friends, remember when I said she walked off to talk to her mates? They were two banging chicks

<nofatsthx> thanks touc

<TheToucan> and then offended that she didn't try to even hit on you and so made a poor joke about it to mouse

<lolhaes> bam

<nofatsthx> well that is actually what happened touc

<lolhaes> i think this is a plausible defense we can utilize, eh toucan :D

<nofatsthx> so ok hold up a sec

<TheToucan> lolhaes, like I said if we can't pull this off no one can

<nofatsthx> now that we have a foothold I want to deviate for a minute

<TheToucan> ok

<lolhaes> okay shoot.

<nofatsthx> so like

<nofatsthx> since you two are helping me out and literally everyone else is pure blanking me, does that mean that literally no one else in the irc are mates with me anymore?

<nofatsthx> like even brit won't talk to me on facebook now

<nofatsthx> I never saw that coming

<TheToucan> idk to be completely honest. Do remember that most everyone feels the same way no matter who it was. If anyone got fat same thing would happen, its kind of an unspoken agreement

<lolhaes> I don't know anything about brit or facebook

<lolhaes> If one of you fuckers someone doxxed me and added me on fb

<lolhaes> I would remove and ban

<nofatsthx> meh I can understand that. So everyone thinks I'm a chubby chaser now?

<nofatsthx> lol

<nofatsthx> great

<nofatsthx> go me right

<lolhaes> but remember the conversation we had nofats?

<nofatsthx> I've given up drinking btw

<lolhaes> when you asked me

<nofatsthx> told coup that a couple days ago

<nofatsthx> lolhaes: what conversation?

<lolhaes> if you got to know someone on the irc really well and they turned out to be fat, what would you do?

<nofatsthx> oh yea hthat

<nofatsthx> ok fair

<lolhaes> this is what happens.

<nofatsthx> wow

<nofatsthx> And I wasn't even interested in this fat bitch

<nofatsthx> even if my appeal is successful I'll have my work cut out for me slotting back in

<lolhaes> so, I can say what the prosecution is going to bring up

<nofatsthx> shoot

<lolhaes> they are going to bring up the quote I just quoted

<nofatsthx> true

<lolhaes> how do we want to shoot that down?

<nofatsthx> well the winky face should've been a giveaway I wasn't serious

<nofatsthx> also TheToucan knows better than anyone I love winding yiz all up by pretending I'm fat etc

<TheToucan> 'look, don't tell the lads I drunkenly went after a fat, I would be in hot water. Just hate going home dry when a mate was successful ;)"

<TheToucan> that one?

<nofatsthx> yeah touc that one

<lolhaes> or interpreted as, just our little secret k?

<lolhaes> ;)

<TheToucan> and yes we have more character evidence that nofatsthx likes to make up dumb lies for attention :p

<nofatsthx> oh wow, ffs I've literally never used an emoticon like that

<lolhaes> particularly this part of the quote: drukenly went after a fat

<nofatsthx> I've told touc I'm fat about five times and he believed me, I've told him I let slip abotu fhe, etc

<lolhaes> ....we're going to try to spin it that nofatsthx is a liar

<lolhaes> wow awesome defense guys

<nofatsthx> well I am though

<TheToucan> lolhaes, that part is what we have to spin as a joke, we was "going after her" to get her friends. And spinning it in a funny way because he didn't get anywhere

<lolhaes> yeah, but then that can be used to say that our entire defense is a lie

<nofatsthx> I like to push buttons, it amuses me

<nofatsthx> plus that's literally what I was even doing

<nofatsthx> so we woudn't even be spinning anything

<TheToucan> yeah maybe we should leave the lying bit out

<TheToucan> go for the joke angle instead

<nofatsthx> meh, k

<nofatsthx> it seems stupid though

<nofatsthx> considering the lying bit is the actual truth

<nofatsthx> like, I wanted to see what mouse would say

<TheToucan> yeah but they will use that to undermine the entire defense as lies

<nofatsthx> but she didn't say anything funny, just got me banned everywhere

<lolhaes> hmm this is another issue

<nofatsthx> what lolhaes ?

<lolhaes> "My mate picked up a banging chick, and all that was left was the fat friend"

<lolhaes> it's a sausage fest

<lolhaes> and all that was left was the fat friend

<lolhaes> and these two chicks come out of nowhere

<TheToucan> then the IRC logs about not wanting to go dry dick

<lolhaes> goddanity

<TheToucan> jesus christ nofatsthx you really know how to dig a hole. Luckily we are professional hole fillers ;p

<nofatsthx> this is actually really annoying, considering I wasn't even interested in the bitch. Shit it really looks like I was though doesn't it

<nofatsthx> lol touc

<nofatsthx> wait

<nofatsthx> guys

<nofatsthx> quick question

<lolhaes> sup

<nofatsthx> you two know I wasn't going after this fat bitch right? Tell me yiz believe that

<nofatsthx> I need someone to

<nofatsthx> oh wow silence

<lolhaes> I was on google

<nofatsthx> really?

<nofatsthx> oh ok

<lolhaes> uhhh, I don't know, sorry.

<nofatsthx> jesus

<lolhaes> not what you want to hear

<lolhaes> I know

<lolhaes> but .. as of right now, I don't know,.

<lolhaes> help me come up with a legit defense

<nofatsthx> so we've got the prosecutors 100% convinced I'm a disgusting chub chaser and you guys are humming and hawwing

<nofatsthx> not good

<TheToucan> sorry was in modqueue

<lolhaes> and maybe I can convience myself in the process.

<nofatsthx> k

<lolhaes> the evidence puts you in contrary of that, that is why toucan and I are here to derive a realistic stance

<lolhaes> we want to win

<TheToucan> nofatsthx, I never believe anything you say anyway the day of I said you were probably making the whole thing up because you wanted a funny story that got a rise out of people

<nofatsthx> would it help convince you if I told you I've literally never had a fat girlfriend or one night stand?

<nofatsthx> thanks touc

<nofatsthx> that's what I've already said is exactly what I was doing

<lolhaes> nofatsthx: yeah, I believe you've never fucked a fat chick

<TheToucan> I dont like losing

<nofatsthx> k brb I've worded it better elsewhere

<nofatsthx> so I'll copy paste myself

<TheToucan> kk

<lolhaes> alright

<nofatsthx> I used to joke around with some people convincing them I had gotten fat, or spilled  the beans about fhe, or a million other things to get reactions. It was fun for me. Last Friday even after getting banned I still thought it was some big joke, I was still laughing about it on rabb.it after it happened. Only after I woke up to being banned from irc and saw the pastebins of people discussing me being a chubby chaser did I rea

<nofatsthx> seriously. I remember ramping up the incident over steam and on irc because people were acting grossed out and, again, this amused me. Look at my comments in my mod ban thread, I was clearly taking it as a farce.

<nofatsthx> there.

<lolhaes> hmmm this is good

<lolhaes> who did you quote this to?

<nofatsthx> plus it's true

<lolhaes> and in what medium

<nofatsthx> myself... I wrote up a huge defense and emailed it to myself this morning

<nofatsthx> wanted to be ready

<lolhaes> oh cool, alright this helps us

<nofatsthx> I had a free 5 mins and figured I may as well type something up

<nofatsthx> ok good

<lolhaes> okay, so we're going on the whole 'this is a joke angle'

<lolhaes> perfect

<nofatsthx> some feckin joke it turned otu to be

<nofatsthx> lol

<nofatsthx> actually I can send yiz the whole defense I wrote up if yiz want?

<lolhaes> this also covers the overarching question of why you told mouse, then told her not to tell anyone, and then told homer and etc

<nofatsthx> It's over 900 words so I'll message it in the thread we were using in reddti

<nofatsthx> reddit*

<nofatsthx> should I?

<lolhaes> yeah send it via modmail

<nofatsthx> k

<nofatsthx> done

<TheToucan> yes

<lolhaes> hmm

<nofatsthx> it's a bit cringe, but it only took 5 mins so I figured why not

<lolhaes> you wrote 900 words in 5 mins?

<lolhaes> okay hmm

<lolhaes> let me look over your modmail

<lolhaes> 1 sec

<nofatsthx> kk

<nofatsthx> yeah I'm a fast typer

<lolhaes> well if it makes you feel better, I had no idea you gave up drinking til right now

<lolhaes> so, not everyone leaks modmail

<lolhaes> err

<lolhaes> leaks pms

<nofatsthx> Well that's good. Yeah it's a bit barbed since I was bitter about everyone blanking me lol

<nofatsthx> nah the only people who leak pms really are dox and I'm pretty sure nny, and maybe coup

<nofatsthx> so it's not like everyone does

<nofatsthx> maybe tpw after he thought I chased chubs

<nofatsthx> but that's understandable

<nofatsthx> lolhaes: does this convince you at all that I'm not a chubby chaser?

<lolhaes> yep :D

<nofatsthx> haha great c:

<lolhaes> we also have to convince the jury though

<nofatsthx> what changed your mind in particular?

<TheToucan> ok I gotta brb I gotta drive home and go for a run

<lolhaes> the jury is FHE and longtime FPH members

<nofatsthx> k touc later, thanks

<lolhaes> this: alright

<lolhaes> I used to joke around with some people convincing them I had gotten fat, or spilled  the beans about fhe, or a million other things to get reactions. It was fun for me. Last Friday even after getting banned I still thought it was some big joke, I was still laughing about it on rabb.it after it happened. Only after I woke up to being banned from irc and saw the pastebins of people discussing me being a chubby chaser did I real

<lolhaes> seriously. I remember ramping up the incident over steam and on irc because people were acting grossed out and, again, this amused me. Look at my comments in my mod ban thread, I was clearly taking it as a farce.

<lolhaes> there.

<nofatsthx> ok cool lolhaes

<lolhaes> I thought you and TPW were fucking around with us at first tbh

<nofatsthx> shit no wonder he blanked me

<lolhaes> sed him a facebook message.

<nofatsthx> I would've ucking blanked me

<nofatsthx> I can't, well I can but he won't respond

<nofatsthx> it would need someone else to tell him he can talk to me

<lolhaes> I am absolutely not going to invite brit in here, if they ask for this archive or if brit says we talked to him before the tiral, prosecutions going to say I was witness tampering

<nofatsthx> shit I fucking disgust myself with that, why did I think that would come off as funny

<nofatsthx> ok lolhaes

<nofatsthx> ok I'll fb msg him

<nofatsthx> one sec

<nofatsthx> I said

<nofatsthx> Brit

<nofatsthx> I just saw the archives. Shit mate get back to me.

<TheToucan> dude

<nofatsthx> as of yet no response

<nofatsthx> I know touc

<nofatsthx> I know

<TheToucan> stop babbling on about your poor self and brit and shit focus

<TheToucan> you can cry later if we lose. But we wont so there is no point in doing it now either

<lolhaes> maybe he doesn't have facebook up -_-

<lolhaes> but okay, we're keeping the nofats tells outrage joaks thing

<nofatsthx> k touc

<lolhaes> and brit's message was

<nofatsthx> dude lolhaes it's not a thing it's the truth

<lolhaes> a drunk outrage joke

<lolhaes> and brit obv thought it was a joke

<lolhaes> because he was joking back

<nofatsthx> yeah I hope he fucking did

<TheToucan> Ok so all we gotta do is be ready for the wittnesses, and play to the jury

<lolhaes> yeah

<lolhaes> who do you think the witnesses are going to be?

<lolhaes> prosecutons obviously going to use mouse, homer, and britbloke

<lolhaes> I think we can call up medic and maybe mouse

<lolhaes> based on the chat where mouse said "I see where you are coming from"

<lolhaes> coup's probably going to be a witness as well

<lolhaes> based on how many times you've pm'd him

<TheToucan> We will want to cross examine mouse to show her as crazy

<lolhaes> and I really don't know how I am going to argue against coup

<lolhaes> because you kind of did defy mouse telling you specifically not to irc coup

<TheToucan> We will want to question Homer and Bloke but we might let them bring coup up and then we wont question him and just let his testimony slide off out of their minds

<lolhaes> how do we want to question homer?

<TheToucan> Homer will probably be pretty factual in his responses.

<TheToucan> Was he present at the time?

<lolhaes> mouse said nofats told homer in IRC

<nofatsthx> I did, yeah.

<TheToucan> what was his reaction?

<lolhaes> and you said homer told you he'd talk to tpw right?

<lolhaes> cause tpw was pissed off?

<nofatsthx> umm

<nofatsthx> did I say that?

<lolhaes> nofatsthx: I think you said it to me, before you go banned

<lolhaes> cause I pm'd you on irc that day too

<lolhaes> but I don't havethose logs saved.

<nofatsthx> oh, well that was literally just before crashing

<nofatsthx> so I've no recollection of that

<lolhaes> too bad we don't have the homer logs

<lolhaes> I would ask, but it'll probably just be like britbloke logs.

<lolhaes> lol maybe I can ask sportystrawberry, cause homer's not on

<lolhaes> she logs obsessively too

<nofatsthx> mhm

<TheToucan> yeah but would she hand something like that over to the defense/

<nofatsthx> well apparently she has some issue with me

<nofatsthx> so maybe not.

<lolhaes> I don't think she does, maybe she is just out for blood. SportyStrawberry loves drama dude

<nofatsthx> but going so far as to try and convince everyone I shouldn't get mod back no matter where this trial goes?

<lolhaes> she's yet to say that to me.

<TheToucan> Man all she wants is to cause a scene

<nofatsthx> well I mean, she hasn't uploaded those pastebins for nothign

<TheToucan> nofatsthx, she is the PROSECUTION

<lolhaes> she has those pastebins because she logs everything dude

<nofatsthx> fair

<TheToucan> of course she will be suing it all

<TheToucan> using*

<nofatsthx> lolhaes: nah you misunderstood me

<nofatsthx> I don't mind her having them, but she uploaded them to pastebin to show someone else

<nofatsthx> have you both seen the two pastebins?

<lolhaes> yeah of course I have. I found them trying to find your pastebin that you found on google which I still haven't found

<lolhaes> I have no idea what you searched for that

<TheToucan> yeah she is preping for the trial....everyone is going to see everyhing. Or at least what prosecution and defense choose to show

<nofatsthx> well yeah but how is that even relevant?

<nofatsthx> me accidentally deleting a comment a month ago?

<lolhaes> she probably went through her chatlogs when the tirla was announced

<lolhaes> and logged everything she could with you to use as evidence

<lolhaes> not hard when you can control f nofatsthx

<nofatsthx> bringing in random shite that has nothing to do with pig fucking should be like.... I dunno, against the rules? of common decency? or something

<nofatsthx> it just feels wrong

<lolhaes> the premise of the trial is to convince people that you are joking and you should be mod right

<lolhaes> it's a two part trial

<lolhaes> that means everything is relevant

<lolhaes> We can argue that her evidence is unrelated and worthless anyways

<nofatsthx> wait

<nofatsthx> a two part trial?

<lolhaes> and petetion for it to be removed

<TheToucan> nofatsthx, thats called character evidence. If you can diminish or build the accusesed's character in the eyes of the juror you can gain their favor

<lolhaes> yeah we have two objectives

<lolhaes> get nofatsthx unbanned, and get nofatsthx remodded

<nofatsthx> huh. k thanks TheToucan

<lolhaes> remember what I said yesterday?

<nofatsthx> oh yeah lolhaes

<nofatsthx> no I don't

<TheToucan> first one will be the easier of the two

<lolhaes> "How do we want to continue with it"

<nofatsthx> well I probably do

<nofatsthx> but specify?

<lolhaes> do we want to make it so that you've grown from the ordeal?

<nofatsthx> ah

<lolhaes> "no"

<lolhaes> remember that?

<nofatsthx> yup

<nofatsthx> are you saying that was a bad moe?

<nofatsthx> move*

<lolhaes> no, I think we've established what we're going to do then too

<nofatsthx> it's totally not the time or place but I'm laughing at a bad moe. Poor ugly simpsons character.

<lolhaes> we're going to say it was a waste of time for this week and we lost a good mod cause of it

<nofatsthx> so lay it out for me then

<lolhaes> I just did

<nofatsthx> ah yeah

<nofatsthx> true

<nofatsthx> dude I'm on browser

<nofatsthx> it doesn't scroll because for no fucking reason I'm banned from my client cut me some slack

<lolhaes> are you banned on your client in #reddit-short?

<nofatsthx> brb piss

<TheToucan> lolhaes, no he just doesn't know how to computer

<nofatsthx> TheToucan: shush, not true

<nofatsthx> I've been banned from all of freenode

<lolhaes> so... don't use hitler.sucksin.space?

<nofatsthx> I've no idea how to turn it off... fuck it, touc's right I don't know how to computer. whoops

<lolhaes> okay, so I think we have our case rolled out :D

<nofatsthx> when coup was setting up up for me there was a point when he said "so you see a button that says file?"

<nofatsthx> I'm that bad.

<nofatsthx> ok good lolhaes

<TheToucan> nofatsthx, you cant be banned from freenode

<TheToucan> you're literally on freenode

<TheToucan> right now

<nofatsthx> but... ok so why did coup tell me he was banning me from all of freenode then?

<lolhaes> now we just have to hope the prosecution argues with along the lines of available evidence and doesn't throw any weird curveballs

<TheToucan> nofatsthx, to fuck with you

<lolhaes> nofatsthx: He means from hitlers.sucksin.space

<lolhaes> I think

<lolhaes> hitler sucksin space is coup's thing

<lolhaes> like mine says quassel @ unaffiliated

<nofatsthx> he purposely didn't specify because he knew I'm technophobic enough to be that easy to lock out

<nofatsthx> great

<nofatsthx> man

<nofatsthx> lads

<nofatsthx> be honest with me here

<lolhaes> hm?

<nofatsthx> even if this works and I get back in tomorrow, things are never going to be like they were are they

<lolhaes> idk, that would depend on you, right?

<nofatsthx> how so?

<lolhaes> depending on how you interact with everyone post trial?

<nofatsthx> so avoid being annoyingly bitter then?

<lolhaes> I don't know how to act if I was in your shoes dude, sorry

<lolhaes> I don't have your perception of things.

<lolhaes> will they be the same? Probably not

<lolhaes> can you make them the same over time?

<lolhaes> maybe

<lolhaes> people will find new drama

<lolhaes> and it's just the internet. Honestly, if you're ejected from this community, find another one.

<nofatsthx> honestly this was probably good for me in the long run

<nofatsthx> if I get back in I know there's no way I'll spend nearly as much time as I did before in there

<lolhaes> you said your life has been better right?

<nofatsthx> I see literally almost none of them as mates now

<nofatsthx> lolhaes: true, that is true

<lolhaes> well there ya go. Just come to the trial tommorow, represent yourself the best you can, and whtever happens, happens/

<nofatsthx> good outlook on it.

<nofatsthx> cheers mate

<lolhaes> yep

<lolhaes> write up your argument and I'll write up my own

<lolhaes> it's going to be in FPHmods I think

<nofatsthx> it will be, yeah

<lolhaes> so its a reddit style trial kind of like karmacourt

<nofatsthx> I've already written up mine haven't I?

<nofatsthx> the 900 word thing

<nofatsthx> or should I redo that?

<lolhaes> nofatsthx: edit it in line with what we have developed here

<lolhaes> no don't redo it its fine

<nofatsthx> what bits should I edit?

<lolhaes> idk, I don't have it up

<nofatsthx> k

<TheToucan> nofatsthx, time will fix things. Just act like a normal proper shitlord and things will pass

<lolhaes> you don't really have to edit it at all if you don't want to

<nofatsthx> it's mainly just making the same points as we've established here

<lolhaes> then there ya go

<nofatsthx> TheToucan: it actually really helps to hear that

<nofatsthx> thanks man

<nofatsthx> ok cool so we're ready now then yeah?

<lolhaes> as ready as we'll ever be.

<nofatsthx> ominous. lol

<nofatsthx> I'm kind of looking forward to this now

<nofatsthx> I've even semi stopped caring about the outcome. That'll probably change in the heat of the moment but as of right now it's just a fun passing the time thing on the internet

<nofatsthx> lol

<nofatsthx> wow though

<nofatsthx> I still can't believe ye all thought I was fucking suicidal

<nofatsthx> like that was out of left field if anything was

<nofatsthx> I honestly think tpw is fair

<nofatsthx> and once we convince him I never had any interest in this fat bitch

<nofatsthx> I'll get mod back

<lolhaes> yeah, TPW is the judge so that's pretty much who you have to convince

<lolhaes> for mod

<lolhaes> and jury for unban

<nofatsthx> Yeah I knw

<nofatsthx> know

<nofatsthx> lolhaes:

<nofatsthx> if you thought I was a pig fucker up until yesterdaym why did you choose to defend me?

<nofatsthx> I wouldn't defend a pig fucker

<nofatsthx> That's a little worrying tbh dude

<lolhaes> nofatsthx: I told you

<lolhaes> because from mouse's pm

<lolhaes> I figured I could pull off a wingman argument

<nofatsthx> oh right

<nofatsthx> so

<nofatsthx> interesting question

<nofatsthx> did the dick joke references stop once I wasn't there?

<lolhaes> I haven't seen one

<lolhaes> well

<lolhaes> in FPH irc I haevn't seen one

<nofatsthx> TheToucan: is so afk right now

<nofatsthx> lolhaes: ah right k

<lolhaes> because the irc is shitting on safia and prim

<nofatsthx> shit maybe this week has replaced the dick jokes

<lolhaes> dont worry, they'll come back

<nofatsthx> uuuuuuugh safia uploaded like a topless pic on instagram and I wanted to tell everyone but then I remember I'm the new butt of the joke now

<nofatsthx> oh shit dude lolhaes

<nofatsthx> dude

<lolhaes> i don't want to see that thank you

<lolhaes> what?

<nofatsthx> has safia taken a craic at me this week?

<lolhaes> no safia is banned.

<nofatsthx> hahahaha

<nofatsthx> amazing

<nofatsthx> why?

<nofatsthx> if she had legitimately said anything about me this week I would've made it my goal to make her cry when I got back

<lolhaes> brb

<nofatsthx> kk

<nofatsthx> wait you didn't tell me why safia got banned lolhaes

<nofatsthx> TheToucan: do you know?

<TheToucan> know what?

<TheToucan> Mouse thought she was fat

<nofatsthx> why safia got banned

<TheToucan> think we are unbanning her though

<nofatsthx> oh

<nofatsthx> boo

<nofatsthx> I fucking hate that fat bitch

<TheToucan> Mouse isnt fat

<nofatsthx> dude I don't hate mouse

<nofatsthx> use context

<TheToucan> oh safia

<TheToucan> well safia isn't fat

<nofatsthx> I honestly respect moouse, she made the right call with the information she was given

<nofatsthx> safia is fat tohught

<nofatsthx> though*

<TheToucan> any way

<TheToucan> I g2g for now

<TheToucan> laters

<nofatsthx> same, bed

<nofatsthx> later

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<nofatsthx> hi touc

<TheToucan> sorry guys trying to work and shit

<nofatsthx> no worries, irl is obviously more importnat

<nofatsthx> lolhaes: so what do you think of my pastebin idea?

<nofatsthx> give me a yes or no so I can move forward please

<TheToucan> lolhaes, have we mad an opening statement yet?

<nofatsthx> no we have not

<nofatsthx> you've missed nothing

<lolhaes> nofats is posting in TheToucan

<nofatsthx> kinky

<TheToucan> why would nofats be posting it?

<TheToucan> We can't let him speak for himself.

<nofatsthx> IDC who posts it, if it's better for you guys to go ahead and do it then that's fine

<nofatsthx> also touc is right I'm an idiotl

<TheToucan> We is going to turn the Jurors against him if he keeps commenting about removing them

<nofatsthx> only half joking

<nofatsthx> I commented about one juror touc

<nofatsthx> somebody tell me what we're doing please

<nofatsthx> apparently lolhaes is refuting brit and I'm meant to work on my opener, but if I'm not posting it now idk what's happening.

<lolhaes> TheToucan: wouldn't an opneing statement from the defendant be more realistic and appeal to humanity?

<nofatsthx> also it seems that everyone is expecting it to come from me

<nofatsthx> there've been multiple comments in the thread about me making my personal statement

<TheToucan> lolhaes, nofatsthx its weird for a defendant to speak in court unless on the stand but if you think it can add to our appeal to humanity go for it.

<nofatsthx> dude I don't know

<nofatsthx> I'm following orders here

<TheToucan> but lets make something clear, send it to us first so you dont word something stupid

<lolhaes> he was going to

<lolhaes> I was having him post it here

<nofatsthx> yeah no way am I saying it blind

<TheToucan> good

<nofatsthx> ok so lolhaes my pastebin idea

<nofatsthx> thoughts?

<lolhaes> Basically britbloke's statement was taken out of context

<nofatsthx> no

<lolhaes> http://pastebin.com/XYBpEx3G

<lolhaes> so, we're going to post the context as it supports our argument

<nofatsthx> I meant my idea of editing my 900 word thing and pastebinning it to here for you guys to look over

<lolhaes> nofatsthx: ohh

<lolhaes> yeah write it and paste the pastebin here

<nofatsthx> kk back soon as I've that done. Should I refer to the statements made by brit or dox or just leave that out?

<TheToucan> we will edit it and make it sound good

<nofatsthx> lol touc. Yeah ok I get it thx <3

<nofatsthx> lolhaes: so should I refer to the statements already made or not?

<nofatsthx> I need to know so I can go write it lolhaes ...

<lolhaes> no, your opening statement is unrelated

<lolhaes> what was the thing you posted yesterday

<nofatsthx> ok thanks, back soon

<lolhaes> use that as the basis

<nofatsthx> wait

<lolhaes> and the edit it to make it sound good

<nofatsthx> what?

<nofatsthx> oh the 900 word thing

<nofatsthx> yeah that's the plan

<lolhaes> yeah the 900 word thng

<nofatsthx> k afk writing

<nofatsthx> done

<nofatsthx> http://pastebin.com/kZs6HR0R

<nofatsthx> TheToucan lolhaes

<nofatsthx> should I add in stuff about medic, or about mouse saying she saw where I was coming from?

<nofatsthx> or am I good to go? Or what

<TheToucan> hold on reading and shit

<nofatsthx> cool no worries

<lolhaes> ok one, remove all acronyms

<nofatsthx> ok

<lolhaes> two, I think it'll be better to move the account up first

<nofatsthx> ok

<lolhaes> and then either move your changes down

<lolhaes> or mention them later in the tiral

<lolhaes> hyperlink the tpw convo

<lolhaes> after you remove your city

<nofatsthx> ok

<nofatsthx> ok I'll redo it

<nofatsthx> brb

<TheToucan> also be prepared to post any of the evidence you're claiming you have. Because the prosecution will probably ask for it if you claim you can provide it

<lolhaes> I'm getting ready for work

<lolhaes> so I'll head afk most of hte time

<TheToucan> kk

<nofatsthx> done TheToucan lolhaes

<nofatsthx> http://pastebin.com/x5jw7Kwj

<lolhaes> okay nofats sounds good. Post that, unless you think it's better than one of us posts that TheToucan

<TheToucan> Should be good

<nofatsthx> I honestly don't mind who posts it.

<nofatsthx> Will I?

<TheToucan> let him post it so we can further the appeal to humanityu

<nofatsthx> hooray

<TheToucan> nofatsthx, post it

<nofatsthx> ooh thought

<nofatsthx> the thingy dox did, starting with italics and ending with italics

<nofatsthx> "we will now make statement" "we will now wait for response" etc

<nofatsthx> should I do that?

<nofatsthx> or should I just post it exactly as is TheToucan lolhaes

<TheToucan> nofatsthx, hold on let me do formatting and ill copy post the formating for you

<nofatsthx> ty

<nofatsthx> I mean in reality we're thrree dudes in our mid twenties arguing with two teenagers

<nofatsthx> three*

<nofatsthx> so really we should be able to win this

<nofatsthx> the older teenager is even in community college

<lolhaes> uhh I am not a dude and I am younger than dox and berry

<nofatsthx> is it obvious I'm bitter at them yet? lol

<nofatsthx> lolhaes: shush you

<nofatsthx> hamatha should not me in the jury

<nofatsthx> he just woke up and first thing he did was once again call me guilty

<nofatsthx> ridiculous

<nofatsthx> not be*

<lolhaes> ok I g2g

<lolhaes> take care all

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<nofatsthx> later lol

<nofatsthx> haes

<nofatsthx> ok TheToucan it's you and me doing this now.

<TheToucan> yup

<TheToucan> working on the formatting

<nofatsthx> I know, no rush mate

<nofatsthx> Am I right in saying Hamatha shouldn't get a vote thoguh?

<nofatsthx> hes clearly already decided I'm guilty before we'd started

<TheToucan> All mods will get a vote

<TheToucan> he is also just fucking around

<nofatsthx> should be a screening process thought honestly

<TheToucan> he will make a real decision when the time comes

<nofatsthx> kk

<TheToucan> nofatsthx,

<TheToucan> http://pastebin.com/fN8SEQxm

<TheToucan> copy that

<nofatsthx> ty

<TheToucan> should give you good formatting

<TheToucan> make sure all spaces are correct

<nofatsthx> all spaces?

<nofatsthx> ok

<TheToucan> spacing is important in reddit formatting

<nofatsthx> poating now

<nofatsthx> true

<nofatsthx> posting*

<nofatsthx> TheToucan:

<nofatsthx> is this how it's meant to look?

<nofatsthx> http://imgur.com/TBaZWyv

<TheToucan> yeah, might want to break up your paragraph some on the bottom portion though

<nofatsthx> k

<nofatsthx> cool, on it

<nofatsthx> ok, I think it looks good mate my mouse is hovering over the submit button should I post it TheToucan ?

<TheToucan> press da button

<nofatsthx> done

<nofatsthx> I am become death, destroyer of worlds

<nofatsthx> does it look ok on your screen?

<nofatsthx> now that it's posted

<TheToucan> looks good

<nofatsthx> cool.

<nofatsthx> berry is now trying to say I've altered my story

<nofatsthx> which funnily enough goes against what dox was saying

<nofatsthx> they haven't prepared at all

<TheToucan> which is good for us

<nofatsthx> ikr

<nofatsthx> could you say something to that effect please?

<TheToucan> they were too confident in thinking it was a open and closed case

<TheToucan> nofatsthx, don't worry im working on a response

<nofatsthx> they really were

<TheToucan> but brb gotta poop

<nofatsthx> thanks <3

<nofatsthx> haha k

<nofatsthx> I knew they were confident in it being an open and shut case as soon as they started unfollowing me on instagram mid week etc

<nofatsthx> Like, they'd bviously been in pm convincing each other that they had it in the bag, for days, up to the point where on wednesday and thursday dox and berry respectively were like, ok well may as well unfollow this guy now

<nofatsthx> obviously*

<nofatsthx> without even giving a thought to the fact that the defense, all older and smarter, were also doing the same thing

<nofatsthx> Well I mean you guys are smarter. I'm still older than them though :D

<nofatsthx> lol duress just replied to berry's novelette with "oh my goodness..."

<nofatsthx> that's either good for us r good for them, I say that can either be read as

<nofatsthx> "wow, compelling argument"

<nofatsthx> or

<nofatsthx> "jesus berry stop link spamming us and make your point"

<nofatsthx> we can totally easily refute her going back on story point by showing her the quotes FROM FRIDAY NIGHT ITSELF where I said shit like

<nofatsthx> "I didn't really try"

<nofatsthx> "I just told it my name"

<nofatsthx> "then walked home"

<nofatsthx> etc

<TheToucan> we are still going with the joke angle as far as mouse right?

<TheToucan> nofatsthx,

<nofatsthx> yo

<nofatsthx> yeah definitely

<nofatsthx> because it's true

<TheToucan> kk

<nofatsthx> TheToucan:

<nofatsthx> here's what annoys me

<TheToucan> yes?

<nofatsthx> berry says I changed my story, when literally all I've told is the truth. I did sit down at this table, this ham did happend to be there, we did exchange names, I did shake its paw after it offered a handshake, I did go home straight after, I did fuck up and play it up on irc and reddit too much, it's all true

<nofatsthx> so if I get permabanned and not reinstated over wrong info

<nofatsthx> jfc

<nofatsthx> I won't be happy

<nofatsthx> holy crap TheToucan

<TheToucan> what

<TheToucan> hold up

<nofatsthx> you're going with evidence collected while under intoxication doesn't count?

<TheToucan> im writing

<nofatsthx> kk

<TheToucan> what?

<nofatsthx> no just didn't think of that, I'm worried that berry and tpw and everyone else are gonna be like well he said it and changing story drunk doesn't matter blah blah

<nofatsthx> I'm just worried it might be a risky move

<TheToucan> I responded to berry

<nofatsthx> I saw

<nofatsthx> lolled at "my client enjoys a good troll from time to time"

<nofatsthx> :p

<nofatsthx> did you see my thread with duress?

<TheToucan> one sec brb modqueue is huge

<nofatsthx> Oh, I... wouldn't know. -.-

<nofatsthx> so, update on this, people have started downvoting my comments now

<nofatsthx> this can't be good

<nofatsthx> comments that were above zero before are now in the negative

<nofatsthx> I don't think the tide is turning in our favour right now

<TheToucan> the night is young my good man

<nofatsthx> true, true

<nofatsthx> so like, are we waiting on tpw now or...?

<nofatsthx> because honestly I'd kill for a cuppa tea break

<nofatsthx> ok lookit I'm getting a cuppa tea

<nofatsthx> back soon

<TheToucan> you're good to take a break we will probably be at this most of the day

<nofatsthx>  true

<nofatsthx> TheToucan: my god did you see what coup said

<TheToucan> yeah

<nofatsthx> he totally blew a hole through berry with his words and brainsmarts and stuff

<nofatsthx> oh my god

<nofatsthx> did you see duress' reply to coup

<nofatsthx> it was literally "oh my" and this gif

<nofatsthx> http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/gsp.gif

<nofatsthx> I'm feeling happy and hopeful

<nofatsthx> fucking berry and her slippery slope arguments

<nofatsthx> I thought coup was against me all week

<nofatsthx> this is rgeat

<nofatsthx> "rgeat"... that was my fourth attempt at spelling that word correctly

<nofatsthx> great

<nofatsthx> I'm hyper now lol this is exciting

<nofatsthx> TheToucan: I never did ask you by the way

<nofatsthx> did you believe me from the very start?

<nofatsthx> shit has my irc timed out?

<nofatsthx> test TheToucan

<TheToucan> oh hey

<TheToucan> sorry

<TheToucan> working and shit

<TheToucan> yeah I thought you were just making up a story rememebr

<nofatsthx> yeah no bother

<nofatsthx> oh right that's right

<nofatsthx> cool, so is that why you're helping me out?

<TheToucan> yeah

<nofatsthx> TheToucan: I'm about to reply to Berry

<nofatsthx> doing it now

<nofatsthx> I've said it before Berry, and I'll say it again here. Your quote from Exhibit E was me joking around with Mouse. I obviously didn't go after a fatty, the winky face should give it away that I wasn't seriously asking her to keep a secret shouldn't it? Same goes with the heart with Brit. Messing. Again. I've said already that I've a post in FHE where I get downvoted for saying above 23 bmi is gross. Why would I then go after

<nofatsthx> With Homer, like I always do with mods, I was hoping he'd ban me so I could turn around and laugh in his face, same as I've done with Touc and TPW in the past. Only this time I turned around and told the truth and no one believed me. the defendant here admits to being a virgin pigfucker Like I said, in jest. as his phallic honor is to decide whether or not to unban my dick has nothing to do with this. I agree with /u/coup_de

<nofatsthx> quick TheToucan thoughts

<nofatsthx> I'm going to say that now alright?

<TheToucan> go for it

<nofatsthx> great, done

<nofatsthx> lol lolhaes is messaging me under an alt looking for popcrn :P

<TheToucan> lol yeah he messaged me too. Been too busy with mod stuff though

<TheToucan> queue is ridiculous and we are getting brigaded

<nofatsthx> ...eurgh

<nofatsthx> rub it in why don't you

<nofatsthx> lol

<nofatsthx> cinn is on my side

<nofatsthx> coup seems to be on my side

<TheToucan> hold on lemme grab some salt ;p

<nofatsthx> haha k

<nofatsthx> is bich not in any f this

<TheToucan> I havent seen her on in while

<nofatsthx> TheToucan:

<nofatsthx> you there man?

<nofatsthx> just got a pm from haes:

<nofatsthx> See if Toucan agrees that you should point out that Brit thought you were joking around in the PMs at first originally (the cream pie thing) and then later thought you were serious once crowd psychology set in.

<nofatsthx> thoughts TheToucan ?

<TheToucan> yeah that sounds perfect

<nofatsthx> yeah I thought so too

<nofatsthx> haes is really good at this lol

<nofatsthx> I've to go for dinner, afk, back in like a half hour

<TheToucan> kk

<nofatsthx> back

<TheToucan> lol just in time

<TheToucan> brb

<nofatsthx> lol

<nofatsthx> shit

<nofatsthx> brb

<nofatsthx> sorrry

<nofatsthx> sorry*

<nofatsthx> brb

<nofatsthx> sorry I'm back

<nofatsthx> for good

<nofatsthx> TheToucan: why was I just in time before?

<nofatsthx> oh

<nofatsthx> cos you were going lol

<nofatsthx> cool

<nofatsthx> so dude Berry is downvoting every comment I make in the thread

<nofatsthx> how unbelievably petty is that

<nofatsthx> I was wondering who it was, but I found out it was her when my reply to her got immediately downvoted

<nofatsthx> Like seconds after I posted it

<TheToucan> lol she is downvoting everything I say as well

<nofatsthx> evidence

<nofatsthx> http://www.reddit.com/r/FPHMods/comments/359fnq/the_people_of_rfatpeoplehate/cr2s0hm

<nofatsthx> that's a 4 minute post that was downvoted by minute two

<nofatsthx> who is it in reply to? Berry

<nofatsthx> can we use this?

<TheToucan> I think she really doesn't want you back

<nofatsthx> yeah that much is clear

<nofatsthx> luckily, I'm not coming back to appease berry

<TheToucan> Why she so against it? did yall ever argue?

<nofatsthx> no

<nofatsthx> I don't get it. Dox and I argued all the time and she's like his shadow

<nofatsthx> that's all I can guess

<TheToucan> She does get all over his dick at times it seems

<nofatsthx> mhm

<TheToucan> idk how that relates to you though. You said you and Dox were competative at times?

<nofatsthx> nah, ALL the time. Everything was a competition. TPW, lolhaes, and berry were the only people aware of that

<nofatsthx> tpw and lolhaes because I've bitched about it to them in the past

<nofatsthx> berry because well she's berry

<TheToucan> so she just followed what ever Dox did and since you two had beef she has beef?

<nofatsthx> retty much, yeah. idk how her and dox became this power couple or whatever but they did, pretty much immediately

<nofatsthx> me, dox, and berry used to hang on tc every morning and every night

<nofatsthx> just sitting there. we were like a clique

<nofatsthx> but it was weird because me and dox got competitive over the tiniest things

<nofatsthx> it went on until one night dox got drunk, said he was glad we were his friends, and fell asleep on cam

<nofatsthx> berry wouldn't let me close his cma window, and we both stayed until he woke up

<nofatsthx> cam* window

<nofatsthx> I stopped joining them after that since it was hella creepy

<nofatsthx> they only got closer there just the two of them lol

<nofatsthx> tpwb was in tc with the three of us sometimes so he was aware

<nofatsthx> lolhaes became aware when I bitched at him about it

<nofatsthx> tpw*

<nofatsthx> so yeah that's the backstory to that

<nofatsthx> and now here we are

<nofatsthx> I had no idea it had gotten so bad that they would jump at any chance to get me out of the group though

<nofatsthx> That's why I sort of cringed when I found out they wwere the prosecutors

<TheToucan> lol powercouple

<TheToucan> like what internet dating? lol

<nofatsthx> lol who knows

<nofatsthx> they're planning on meeting up in december

<nofatsthx> Dude I need tpw to wake up and end this

<nofatsthx> He has my back, he knows me, he knows I'm no pig fucker

<nofatsthx> I can't argue any more, this shit is getting annoying you know

<nofatsthx> shit, I've comments at -3 points

<nofatsthx> that's a good 4 people against me

<nofatsthx> This shit is draining as fuck, I'm not into obeasts, I never was

<nofatsthx> How have I spent all day at this

<nofatsthx> it's nearly 8pm

<nofatsthx> christ

<TheToucan> damn getting late there

<TheToucan> ok so

<TheToucan> this sleep thing

<TheToucan> they just watched him sleep?

<nofatsthx> me and berry

<nofatsthx> tpw logged off about an huor or two in

<TheToucan> and it creeped you out?

<nofatsthx> me and berry kept the tab open until he woke up

<nofatsthx> yeah

<nofatsthx> I was like wtf am I doing watching a teenager in california sleep all night

<nofatsthx> so I stopped hanging out in that little clique

<TheToucan> ah gotcha

<nofatsthx> where the feck is tpw I just want a verdict

<nofatsthx> preferably a positive one

<nofatsthx> lol

<TheToucan> he is a fair and just wizard

<TheToucan> he let safia back in

<nofatsthx> lol wat

<nofatsthx> yeah I guess she's not fat

<nofatsthx> who banned her do you know?

<TheToucan> medic

<nofatsthx> hahahaha

<nofatsthx> god I love medic

<nofatsthx> oh man

<nofatsthx> coffee

<nofatsthx> back in a sec

<TheToucan> kk

<nofatsthx> back

<TheToucan> wb

<TheToucan> fgt

<nofatsthx> tpw is up

<TheToucan> yup

<nofatsthx> fuk u

<TheToucan> excited?

<TheToucan> nervous?

<nofatsthx> bit of both really

<nofatsthx> lol all most posts are at 0 or -1, that's dox and berry being mature as always

<nofatsthx> all my* posts

<nofatsthx> later lol

<nofatsthx> haes

<nofatsthx> ok TheToucan it's you and me doing this now.

<TheToucan> yup

<TheToucan> working on the formatting

<nofatsthx> I know, no rush mate

<nofatsthx> Am I right in saying Hamatha shouldn't get a vote thoguh?

<nofatsthx> hes clearly already decided I'm guilty before we'd started

<TheToucan> All mods will get a vote

<TheToucan> he is also just fucking around

<nofatsthx> should be a screening process thought honestly

<TheToucan> he will make a real decision when the time comes

<nofatsthx> kk

<TheToucan> nofatsthx,

<TheToucan> http://pastebin.com/fN8SEQxm

<TheToucan> copy that

<nofatsthx> ty

<TheToucan> should give you good formatting

<TheToucan> make sure all spaces are correct

<nofatsthx> all spaces?

<nofatsthx> ok

<TheToucan> spacing is important in reddit formatting

<nofatsthx> poating now

<nofatsthx> true

<nofatsthx> posting*

<nofatsthx> TheToucan:

<nofatsthx> is this how it's meant to look?

<nofatsthx> http://imgur.com/TBaZWyv

<TheToucan> yeah, might want to break up your paragraph some on the bottom portion though

<nofatsthx> k

<nofatsthx> cool, on it

<nofatsthx> ok, I think it looks good mate my mouse is hovering over the submit button should I post it TheToucan ?

<TheToucan> press da button

<nofatsthx> done

<nofatsthx> I am become death, destroyer of worlds

<nofatsthx> does it look ok on your screen?

<nofatsthx> now that it's posted

<TheToucan> looks good

<nofatsthx> cool.

<nofatsthx> berry is now trying to say I've altered my story

<nofatsthx> which funnily enough goes against what dox was saying

<nofatsthx> they haven't prepared at all

<TheToucan> which is good for us

<nofatsthx> ikr

<nofatsthx> could you say something to that effect please?

<TheToucan> they were too confident in thinking it was a open and closed case

<TheToucan> nofatsthx, don't worry im working on a response

<nofatsthx> they really were

<TheToucan> but brb gotta poop

<nofatsthx> thanks <3

<nofatsthx> haha k

<nofatsthx> I knew they were confident in it being an open and shut case as soon as they started unfollowing me on instagram mid week etc

<nofatsthx> Like, they'd bviously been in pm convincing each other that they had it in the bag, for days, up to the point where on wednesday and thursday dox and berry respectively were like, ok well may as well unfollow this guy now

<nofatsthx> obviously*

<nofatsthx> without even giving a thought to the fact that the defense, all older and smarter, were also doing the same thing

<nofatsthx> Well I mean you guys are smarter. I'm still older than them though :D

<nofatsthx> lol duress just replied to berry's novelette with "oh my goodness..."

<nofatsthx> that's either good for us r good for them, I say that can either be read as

<nofatsthx> "wow, compelling argument"

<nofatsthx> or

<nofatsthx> "jesus berry stop link spamming us and make your point"

<nofatsthx> we can totally easily refute her going back on story point by showing her the quotes FROM FRIDAY NIGHT ITSELF where I said shit like

<nofatsthx> "I didn't really try"

<nofatsthx> "I just told it my name"

<nofatsthx> "then walked home"

<nofatsthx> etc

<TheToucan> we are still going with the joke angle as far as mouse right?

<TheToucan> nofatsthx,

<nofatsthx> yo

<nofatsthx> yeah definitely

<nofatsthx> because it's true

<TheToucan> kk

<nofatsthx> TheToucan:

<nofatsthx> here's what annoys me

<TheToucan> yes?

<nofatsthx> berry says I changed my story, when literally all I've told is the truth. I did sit down at this table, this ham did happend to be there, we did exchange names, I did shake its paw after it offered a handshake, I did go home straight after, I did fuck up and play it up on irc and reddit too much, it's all true

<nofatsthx> so if I get permabanned and not reinstated over wrong info

<nofatsthx> jfc

<nofatsthx> I won't be happy

<nofatsthx> holy crap TheToucan

<TheToucan> what

<TheToucan> hold up

<nofatsthx> you're going with evidence collected while under intoxication doesn't count?

<TheToucan> im writing

<nofatsthx> kk

<TheToucan> what?

<nofatsthx> no just didn't think of that, I'm worried that berry and tpw and everyone else are gonna be like well he said it and changing story drunk doesn't matter blah blah

<nofatsthx> I'm just worried it might be a risky move

<TheToucan> I responded to berry

<nofatsthx> I saw

<nofatsthx> lolled at "my client enjoys a good troll from time to time"

<nofatsthx> :p

<nofatsthx> did you see my thread with duress?

<TheToucan> one sec brb modqueue is huge

<nofatsthx> Oh, I... wouldn't know. -.-

<nofatsthx> so, update on this, people have started downvoting my comments now

<nofatsthx> this can't be good

<nofatsthx> comments that were above zero before are now in the negative

<nofatsthx> I don't think the tide is turning in our favour right now

<TheToucan> the night is young my good man

<nofatsthx> true, true

<nofatsthx> so like, are we waiting on tpw now or...?

<nofatsthx> because honestly I'd kill for a cuppa tea break

<nofatsthx> ok lookit I'm getting a cuppa tea

<nofatsthx> back soon

<TheToucan> you're good to take a break we will probably be at this most of the day

<nofatsthx>  true

<nofatsthx> TheToucan: my god did you see what coup said

<TheToucan> yeah

<nofatsthx> he totally blew a hole through berry with his words and brainsmarts and stuff

<nofatsthx> oh my god

<nofatsthx> did you see duress' reply to coup

<nofatsthx> it was literally "oh my" and this gif

<nofatsthx> http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/gsp.gif

<nofatsthx> I'm feeling happy and hopeful

<nofatsthx> fucking berry and her slippery slope arguments

<nofatsthx> I thought coup was against me all week

<nofatsthx> this is rgeat

<nofatsthx> "rgeat"... that was my fourth attempt at spelling that word correctly

<nofatsthx> great

<nofatsthx> I'm hyper now lol this is exciting

<nofatsthx> TheToucan: I never did ask you by the way

<nofatsthx> did you believe me from the very start?

<nofatsthx> shit has my irc timed out?

<nofatsthx> test TheToucan

<TheToucan> oh hey

<TheToucan> sorry

<TheToucan> working and shit

<TheToucan> yeah I thought you were just making up a story rememebr

<nofatsthx> yeah no bother

<nofatsthx> oh right that's right

<nofatsthx> cool, so is that why you're helping me out?

<TheToucan> yeah

<nofatsthx> TheToucan: I'm about to reply to Berry

<nofatsthx> doing it now

<nofatsthx> I've said it before Berry, and I'll say it again here. Your quote from Exhibit E was me joking around with Mouse. I obviously didn't go after a fatty, the winky face should give it away that I wasn't seriously asking her to keep a secret shouldn't it? Same goes with the heart with Brit. Messing. Again. I've said already that I've a post in FHE where I get downvoted for saying above 23 bmi is gross. Why would I then go after

<nofatsthx> With Homer, like I always do with mods, I was hoping he'd ban me so I could turn around and laugh in his face, same as I've done with Touc and TPW in the past. Only this time I turned around and told the truth and no one believed me. the defendant here admits to being a virgin pigfucker Like I said, in jest. as his phallic honor is to decide whether or not to unban my dick has nothing to do with this. I agree with /u/coup_de

<nofatsthx> quick TheToucan thoughts

<nofatsthx> I'm going to say that now alright?

<TheToucan> go for it

<nofatsthx> great, done

<nofatsthx> lol lolhaes is messaging me under an alt looking for popcrn :P

<TheToucan> lol yeah he messaged me too. Been too busy with mod stuff though

<TheToucan> queue is ridiculous and we are getting brigaded

<nofatsthx> ...eurgh

<nofatsthx> rub it in why don't you

<nofatsthx> lol

<nofatsthx> cinn is on my side

<nofatsthx> coup seems to be on my side

<TheToucan> hold on lemme grab some salt ;p

<nofatsthx> haha k

<nofatsthx> is bich not in any f this

<TheToucan> I havent seen her on in while

<nofatsthx> TheToucan:

<nofatsthx> you there man?

<nofatsthx> just got a pm from haes:

<nofatsthx> See if Toucan agrees that you should point out that Brit thought you were joking around in the PMs at first originally (the cream pie thing) and then later thought you were serious once crowd psychology set in.

<nofatsthx> thoughts TheToucan ?

<TheToucan> yeah that sounds perfect

<nofatsthx> yeah I thought so too

<nofatsthx> haes is really good at this lol

<nofatsthx> I've to go for dinner, afk, back in like a half hour

<TheToucan> kk

<nofatsthx> back

<TheToucan> lol just in time

<TheToucan> brb

<nofatsthx> lol

<nofatsthx> shit

<nofatsthx> brb

<nofatsthx> sorrry

<nofatsthx> sorry*

<nofatsthx> brb

<nofatsthx> sorry I'm back

<nofatsthx> for good

<nofatsthx> TheToucan: why was I just in time before?

<nofatsthx> oh

<nofatsthx> cos you were going lol

<nofatsthx> cool

<nofatsthx> so dude Berry is downvoting every comment I make in the thread

<nofatsthx> how unbelievably petty is that

<nofatsthx> I was wondering who it was, but I found out it was her when my reply to her got immediately downvoted

<nofatsthx> Like seconds after I posted it

<TheToucan> lol she is downvoting everything I say as well

<nofatsthx> evidence

<nofatsthx> http://www.reddit.com/r/FPHMods/comments/359fnq/the_people_of_rfatpeoplehate/cr2s0hm

<nofatsthx> that's a 4 minute post that was downvoted by minute two

<nofatsthx> who is it in reply to? Berry

<nofatsthx> can we use this?

<TheToucan> I think she really doesn't want you back

<nofatsthx> yeah that much is clear

<nofatsthx> luckily, I'm not coming back to appease berry

<TheToucan> Why she so against it? did yall ever argue?

<nofatsthx> no

<nofatsthx> I don't get it. Dox and I argued all the time and she's like his shadow

<nofatsthx> that's all I can guess

<TheToucan> She does get all over his dick at times it seems

<nofatsthx> mhm

<TheToucan> idk how that relates to you though. You said you and Dox were competative at times?

<nofatsthx> nah, ALL the time. Everything was a competition. TPW, lolhaes, and berry were the only people aware of that

<nofatsthx> tpw and lolhaes because I've bitched about it to them in the past

<nofatsthx> berry because well she's berry

<TheToucan> so she just followed what ever Dox did and since you two had beef she has beef?

<nofatsthx> retty much, yeah. idk how her and dox became this power couple or whatever but they did, pretty much immediately

<nofatsthx> me, dox, and berry used to hang on tc every morning and every night

<nofatsthx> just sitting there. we were like a clique

<nofatsthx> but it was weird because me and dox got competitive over the tiniest things

<nofatsthx> it went on until one night dox got drunk, said he was glad we were his friends, and fell asleep on cam

<nofatsthx> berry wouldn't let me close his cma window, and we both stayed until he woke up

<nofatsthx> cam* window

<nofatsthx> I stopped joining them after that since it was hella creepy

<nofatsthx> they only got closer there just the two of them lol

<nofatsthx> tpwb was in tc with the three of us sometimes so he was aware

<nofatsthx> lolhaes became aware when I bitched at him about it

<nofatsthx> tpw*

<nofatsthx> so yeah that's the backstory to that

<nofatsthx> and now here we are

<nofatsthx> I had no idea it had gotten so bad that they would jump at any chance to get me out of the group though

<nofatsthx> That's why I sort of cringed when I found out they wwere the prosecutors

<TheToucan> lol powercouple

<TheToucan> like what internet dating? lol

<nofatsthx> lol who knows

<nofatsthx> they're planning on meeting up in december

<nofatsthx> Dude I need tpw to wake up and end this

<nofatsthx> He has my back, he knows me, he knows I'm no pig fucker

<nofatsthx> I can't argue any more, this shit is getting annoying you know

<nofatsthx> shit, I've comments at -3 points

<nofatsthx> that's a good 4 people against me

<nofatsthx> This shit is draining as fuck, I'm not into obeasts, I never was

<nofatsthx> How have I spent all day at this

<nofatsthx> it's nearly 8pm

<nofatsthx> christ

<TheToucan> damn getting late there

<TheToucan> ok so

<TheToucan> this sleep thing

<TheToucan> they just watched him sleep?

<nofatsthx> me and berry

<nofatsthx> tpw logged off about an huor or two in

<TheToucan> and it creeped you out?

<nofatsthx> me and berry kept the tab open until he woke up

<nofatsthx> yeah

<nofatsthx> I was like wtf am I doing watching a teenager in california sleep all night

<nofatsthx> so I stopped hanging out in that little clique

<TheToucan> ah gotcha

<nofatsthx> where the feck is tpw I just want a verdict

<nofatsthx> preferably a positive one

<nofatsthx> lol

<TheToucan> he is a fair and just wizard

<TheToucan> he let safia back in

<nofatsthx> lol wat

<nofatsthx> yeah I guess she's not fat

<nofatsthx> who banned her do you know?

<TheToucan> medic

<nofatsthx> hahahaha

<nofatsthx> god I love medic

<nofatsthx> oh man

<nofatsthx> coffee

<nofatsthx> back in a sec

<TheToucan> kk

<nofatsthx> back

<TheToucan> wb

<TheToucan> fgt

<nofatsthx> tpw is up

<TheToucan> yup

<nofatsthx> fuk u

<TheToucan> excited?

<TheToucan> nervous?

<nofatsthx> bit of both really

<nofatsthx> lol all most posts are at 0 or -1, that's dox and berry being mature as always

<nofatsthx> all my* posts

<nofatsthx> oh maaaaan

<nofatsthx> he's obviously reading through, every time I refresh there's another comment reply from him to someone a little further down the page

<nofatsthx> man I wish lolhaes had been more active today

<nofatsthx> three heads are better than two right... though all we're doing is trying to convince a load of random people of the truth

<nofatsthx> damn

<nofatsthx> TheToucan: check it out she's even going into my "see more comments" comments

<nofatsthx> http://www.reddit.com/r/FPHMods/comments/359fnq/the_people_of_rfatpeoplehate/cr2ttpb?context=3

<nofatsthx> hamatha at 2 points, mysself at 0 points

<nofatsthx> that can only prove to tpw that berry's trawling through it all doing it

<nofatsthx> I also screenshotted a young reply to her at 0 points so if needed I can use that

<nofatsthx> TheToucan: should we invite tpw in here?

<nofatsthx> he might want a chat with me

<nofatsthx> wait he said he plans on getting everyone into irc

<nofatsthx> nvm

<TheToucan> yeah

<TheToucan> reading over and comments I may have missed

<nofatsthx> cool, cheers mate

<nofatsthx> I don't like how downvoted I am throughout the whole thread

<nofatsthx> that can't be good

<nofatsthx> TheToucan:

<nofatsthx> TheToucan:

<nofatsthx> guess what

<nofatsthx> TheToucan:

<nofatsthx> berry just pmd me

<TheToucan> what

<nofatsthx> [18:27] <SportyStrawberry> prank [18:27] <SportyStrawberry> oops lol

<TheToucan> what she say?

<nofatsthx> what is she doing...

<TheToucan> pmd you on irc?

<nofatsthx> yup

<nofatsthx> we're in a conversation now

<nofatsthx> http://imgur.com/mEtSMkK

<nofatsthx> read that

<nofatsthx> tell me what you think of it

<nofatsthx> she is totally winding me up isn't she

<nofatsthx> can we use that?

<nofatsthx> TheToucan:

<TheToucan> she is but idk how we can use that

<nofatsthx> contempt?

<nofatsthx> or something? idk lol

<nofatsthx> should we show tpw?

<nofatsthx> what do you think

<TheToucan> You can try but this isn't an actual court not like TPW is going to throw her out

<nofatsthx> well yeah true

<nofatsthx> but surely it'd hurt her credibility

<nofatsthx> right?

<TheToucan> possibly

<TheToucan> you can make a comment about it with screenshot

<nofatsthx> should I pm tpw on reddit?

<TheToucan> tag TPW and claim she is aggravating you outside the trial or something

<nofatsthx> help me right it dude

<nofatsthx> *write

<nofatsthx> ok TheToucan I'm gonna pm tpw

<TheToucan> ok

<nofatsthx> I pmd him this

<nofatsthx> I feel like I should show you this.  http://imgur.com/mEtSMkK  Berry contacted me over irc just to fuck around, not sure where to go with this but this should possibly discredit her as using under handed tactics.

<nofatsthx> how does that sound?

<nofatsthx> christ she really hates me doesn't she

<nofatsthx> I'm going to push for all or nothing in this

<nofatsthx> a half way won't work, if I'm let back in irc then I'm not a pig fucker and therefore should never have lost mod

<nofatsthx> plus a halfway would be pity and people would still think I'm a pig fucker

<nofatsthx> not having that

<nofatsthx> if after this the majority of people think I'm a pig fucker I'll leave. That's how it works right. I'll just leave. I won't belong anyway as a suspected pig fucker

<nofatsthx> wish it would hurry up though

<nofatsthx> no one has commented in the thread for an hour or something

<nofatsthx> yet no verdict

<nofatsthx> http://imgur.com/07lgMkR

<nofatsthx> TheToucan:

<nofatsthx> thoughts on that update?

<TheToucan> she messaged you again?

<nofatsthx> yup

<nofatsthx> did you see the link?

<TheToucan> yeah

<TheToucan> She's doing it just to get a rise out of you

<nofatsthx> I know

<nofatsthx> didn't reply, closed the tab

<nofatsthx> fucking infuriating though.

<nofatsthx> lol I recently gave up drinking and smoking and I'm feeling it now

<nofatsthx> brb cuppa tea

<nofatsthx> back

<nofatsthx> apparenly lolhaes has messaged her asking her to quit it

<nofatsthx> bit of a shame considering we could've gotten something userful

<nofatsthx> but I appreciate it all the same

<nofatsthx> lol TheToucan one good thing that did come from this even if we fail today

<nofatsthx> I haven't been under 175 lbs since I was like 13

<TheToucan> haha nice

<nofatsthx> my waist size is 2 inches smaller than 12 year old me, I'm 160lbs. Y'all were good motivation <3

<nofatsthx> maaaaaate wat

<nofatsthx> tpw literally came on, made a couple jokey comments, and went afk again

<nofatsthx> blue balls up in dis bitch

<nofatsthx> Dude I'm banned from literally all of fph reddit but like this one thread. idk if everyone else is chilling elsewhere in fph but I've nothing but this thread to look at

<nofatsthx> so ded

<nofatsthx> rip thread

<nofatsthx> riptpw

<nofatsthx> TheToucan: any mention of the goings on in irc?

<TheToucan> on phone with client

<nofatsthx> mk

<nofatsthx> TheToucan: do I have time for a 5k?

<nofatsthx> nah nvm

<nofatsthx> I'll wait

<nofatsthx> if I wait until this is over I can do 8k or whatever

<nofatsthx> with no rush

<nofatsthx> mate what are people discussing in the irc?

<nofatsthx> are you in there TheToucan ?

<TheToucan> I'm barely watching IRC idk im trying to clear modqueue since everyone else is too busy jerking it

<nofatsthx> Oh well you know, I'd do it

<nofatsthx> but for one little issue that's popped up

<nofatsthx> I need to get back into fucking modqueue, need my perms. This is absolute bullshit. A week of being ignored and now peple think I'm a fat fetishist. Tpw fucking knows me, he's seen how I react to fats. Ths should have already been over

<nofatsthx> you have no idea how much I'm craving an update right now mate

<nofatsthx> after this week, I hate that message box being empty

<nofatsthx> plus obviously all the suspense

<nofatsthx> TheToucan: TheToucan TheToucan I'm very excited

<nofatsthx> I think I may have just won my case for me

<nofatsthx> TheToucan:

<nofatsthx> I just blew a hole right through Berry's ONLY main argument

<nofatsthx> oh man you're afk and I want your opinion on this

<TheToucan> link

<nofatsthx> http://www.reddit.com/r/FPHMods/comments/359fnq/the_people_of_rfatpeoplehate/cr2kn60

<nofatsthx> read my most recent reply

<nofatsthx> I just blew a hole in her making up the story out of panic theory by being able to quote myself telling THE SAME STORY an hour prior

<nofatsthx> :D

<TheToucan> nice catch

<TheToucan> also she is quick on the downvote

<nofatsthx> ikr

<nofatsthx> lol

<nofatsthx> also ty c:

<nofatsthx> this is very good isn't

<nofatsthx> it

<nofatsthx> this bodes well

<nofatsthx> like it totally proves my winding people up theory

<nofatsthx> I feel so happy

<nofatsthx> I knew all along I wasn't llying today ofc but I can't believe I found a way to prove it

<nofatsthx> We need to show everyone else this link

<nofatsthx> I've literally just blown the prosecutors out of the water

<nofatsthx> happy happy happy

<nofatsthx> I feel like I just solved a riddle

<nofatsthx> I might get mod back

<nofatsthx> Dude I might get MOD back

<nofatsthx> TheToucan: should I post the link as its own comment?

<nofatsthx> she still hasn't replied despite being quick enough in downvoting

<nofatsthx> that must mean she has no refute

<nofatsthx> I think we've done it

<nofatsthx> no TheToucan I shouldn't post the link you should

<nofatsthx> as my defense you should officially post that link in the thread

<nofatsthx> or something

<nofatsthx> thoughts?

<TheToucan> post a link to another comment in the thread?

<nofatsthx> it's pretty far down, my main concern is that the rest of the mods won't see it when they're voting

<nofatsthx> oh man though imagine if I'd been banned and then noticed this TMORROW

<nofatsthx> I'd be kicking myself!

<nofatsthx> tomorrow*

<TheToucan> don't worry we will make sure people review the thread

<nofatsthx> ok cool thanks

<nofatsthx> dude TheToucan it's so hard to fight the urge to pm the jurors the permalink

<nofatsthx> I know that'd get me in trouble though

<nofatsthx> lol

<TheToucan> yeah don't worry I'll bring attention to it

<nofatsthx> good man yourself

<nofatsthx> ooh tpw is back apprently

<nofatsthx> he commented in the thread 5 mins ago

<nofatsthx> aaand then went silent again

<nofatsthx> Ok so I get that he's apparently letting this run on while observing

<nofatsthx> but how long does he need to observe for

<nofatsthx> it's gone from like 10 comments an hour down to like one or less comments an hour

<nofatsthx> it's clearly dried up

<TheToucan> which means we will be reaching a verdict soon

<nofatsthx> I hope so

<nofatsthx> any idea what the process is? Like will tpw pm yiz mods when the time comes or what?

<TheToucan> i think so. Voting will take place in modmail and it hasn't been initiated yet

<nofatsthx> lol dude even with the evidence on my favour now

<nofatsthx> going by the karma votes on the comments in there it's clear which way the crowd is swinging

<nofatsthx> although all of those votes are from before I made my most recent comment

<nofatsthx> also lol I saw your comment TheToucan, immediately thought of you once Hamatha mentioned salmon :p

<TheToucan> I think people are just trying to get to you with the downvotesw

<nofatsthx> Hope so yeah

<nofatsthx> I don't care abut karma, just hope it's not a symbol of everyone's feelings toward the trial.

<TheToucan> idk man

<TheToucan> its a lot more people downvoting there berry it seems

<nofatsthx> ?

<nofatsthx> what?

<TheToucan> you said you're in the negatives right?

<nofatsthx> "its a lot more people downvoting there berry it seems" <-- could you explain this please TheToucan?

<TheToucan> thats an upvote from you, me, and most likely dworkin. So lots of people have to be downvoting you to hit negatives

<nofatsthx> Some of my comments are, yeah

<nofatsthx> I've one comment at -3

<nofatsthx> from this morning

<nofatsthx> so like, that's 7 downvotes if the three of us upvoted it

<TheToucan> yeah

<nofatsthx> that's what has me worried TheToucan, I hope that's not 7 different people showing their opinion of the trial, since that would be an alarming majority of the panel

<nofatsthx> sorry I've 2 of them actually

<nofatsthx> http://www.reddit.com/r/FPHMods/comments/359fnq/the_people_of_rfatpeoplehate/cr2erw9

<nofatsthx> http://www.reddit.com/r/FPHMods/comments/359fnq/the_people_of_rfatpeoplehate/cr2od9x

<nofatsthx> so 7 people have downvoted two seperate comments of mine

<nofatsthx> what do you make of that TheToucan

<nofatsthx> TheToucan: thoughts?

<TheToucan> ehhh

<TheToucan> could just be them messing with you

<nofatsthx> ?

<nofatsthx> oh

<nofatsthx> yeah... BUT you think it's likely that's not the case

<nofatsthx> Amn't I right TheToucan

<TheToucan> I think it's more than likely they think it would be funny to mass downvote you to destroy your hope in hopes of shaking some salt loose

<nofatsthx> shaking some salt loose?

<nofatsthx> I'm unfamiliar with the idiom

<nofatsthx> oh

<nofatsthx> nvm

<nofatsthx> I'm caught up

<TheToucan> lol

<nofatsthx> lol

<nofatsthx> anyway I'm gonna have a cup of tea, only had like5 today so I'm cutting back ;)

<nofatsthx> back soon

<nofatsthx> afk

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<nofatsthx> lolhaes: wb

<nofatsthx> so lolhaes I've pretty much caught you up on everything over pm. The only other thing you missed was all of us sitting around watching exactly zero comments per hour happen in the trial thread

<nofatsthx> it's dried up, it's gone dead. I believe that my comment blowing Berry's main accusation out of the water will be enough to win TPW over, but idk about the jury

<lolhaes> I'm restarting it

<lolhaes> we haven't heard mouse's testimony

<TheToucan> PM her about it she will respond

<nofatsthx> Me?

<nofatsthx> I mean a week ago that'd be true, we pmd on reddit every night. But in the aftermath of this joke gne wrong...

<nofatsthx> gone*

<nofatsthx> oh also lolhaes do you think it's a bad sign that we're all getting downvoted while the prosecutors are getting upvoted?

<lolhaes> I don't think anyone is taking this seriously.

<nofatsthx> yeah I agree

<nofatsthx> I kinda am since I can't see any of yiz again if this tips south

<nofatsthx> but I wouldn't expect anyone else to, no.

<TheToucan> no I mean lolhaes PM mouse

<lolhaes> Is mouse on?

<nofatsthx> idk

<TheToucan> no

<TheToucan> PM on reddit

<TheToucan> she will answer

<nofatsthx> well that's kind of fruitless then right?

<nofatsthx> If she's not online she won't though

<TheToucan> god you dense mother fuckers

<TheToucan> she reddits on her phone all the time

<TheToucan> I answer PMs from my phone on the go as well. It's almost as good as texting me

<nofatsthx> I was thinking that

<nofatsthx> but if she has reddit

<nofatsthx> surely she'd pop in and say SOMETHING on the trial today

<lolhaes> stop attacking cuntymcshartface nofatsthx

<nofatsthx> >attacking

<lolhaes> you are harassing witnesses

<TheToucan> not good looking

<nofatsthx> lolhaes: dude it's the internet, I really don't think me joking around a bit with brit will be my downfall here.

<TheToucan> also because she doesn't seem interested in the trial

<nofatsthx> and feck ff I'm very good looking

<lolhaes> yeah toucan you are uggo

<TheToucan> >_>

<nofatsthx> can't argue :D

<TheToucan> Proof thats a lie https://i.imgur.com/N3AO7bf.png

<lolhaes> lel

<nofatsthx> kek

<nofatsthx> lolhaes: I just saw your comment in trial

<nofatsthx> We are not disputing your sense of humor or your poor timing on jokes.

<nofatsthx> top kek

<nofatsthx> poor brit

<nofatsthx> Could tonight be used as proof that I meant what I said as well?

<nofatsthx> lolhaes TheToucan

<TheToucan> what do you mean>?

<nofatsthx> I'm at home at 23:43 on a Friday night for the first time in months. Surely this proves I'm serious about my promises and about my story?

<nofatsthx> The fact that I'm sober near midnight on a friday has to prove I wasn't bluffing

<nofatsthx> I kind of wish Duress would come out and say something, all she's said today were stuff like "oh my gosh" etc. in response to arguments on both sides.

<TheToucan> she is being a good juror and not getting involved in the thread.

<nofatsthx> So if I had to say who on the jury I currently think is voting in my favour, it'd be cinn, hamatha, medic, duress, and homer

<nofatsthx> nny and aryan are almost definitely voting against

<nofatsthx> so that leaves us with three people we need to turn over

<nofatsthx> my reasons are that cinn was arguing in my favour and I think believes I wouldn't go after a fat. hamatha said he hopes we get to play on steam again in pm. medic told me last weekend on facebook. duress seems to be on the fence, but favouring me. Homer told me this morning he was neutral, but I think the comments made today may sway him in my favour

<nofatsthx> kerensky, shinobi, and shmuk, I have no clue about. I think those are the ones we need to turn

<nofatsthx> TheToucan: why is coup not on the jury?

<lolhaes> because coup is a witness

<lolhaes> he has a ton of pms

<nofatsthx> oh

<nofatsthx> so what does that mean?

<nofatsthx> fuck, if I hadn't pmd him all week he'd be a juror and we'd have a probably majority

<nofatsthx> stupid, nofats, stupid.

<nofatsthx> a probable*

<nofatsthx> Also I asked this weeks ago but the person I asked didn't know

<nofatsthx> who is anti-kerensky in irc?

<lolhaes> anti-kerensky is anti-kerensky in irc

<lolhaes> he's a new mod

<nofatsthx> no I mean

<nofatsthx> even weeks ago this dude was giving me advice and shit in fph on how to mod, like he'd comment under me saying stuff like "you forgot to distinguish here" or whatever

<nofatsthx> was he just a very active user?

<nofatsthx> guys it's fucking 4 minutes to midnight, I was counting on this being done by now

<nofatsthx> Why is this still going on I need to sleep early tonight to get up early tomorrow and get studying, last two weeks of my degree right now

<nofatsthx> I shouldn't be awake at midnight during the last two weeks of my degree

<nofatsthx> lolhaes: any idea what's going on behind the scenes?

<nofatsthx> ok it's officially midnight

<nofatsthx> it's saturday

<nofatsthx> and the trial has not finished

<lolhaes> nofatsthx: trial might get dragged out

<nofatsthx> Dude tomorrow will not be like today

<nofatsthx> I'll be balls to the wall nose in the books tomorrow

<nofatsthx> I won't be able to really be on here much more than checking in every now and again you get me?

<nofatsthx> I'm exhausted as it is can we not hurry it up or call a break somehow?

<nofatsthx> I just want TPW to realise I would never fuck a fat and remod me and unban me from everywhere

<nofatsthx> does that really have to take more than one fucking day

<nofatsthx> christ

<nofatsthx> I waited all week for this

<nofatsthx> I'm exhausted.

<nofatsthx> what are the role of the witnesses lads? TheToucan lolhaes

<nofatsthx> brit and coup, like what do they do?

<lolhaes> they get called to the stand to provide evidence

<lolhaes> then we cross examine them and their evidence

<nofatsthx> oh man there's hours to go yet isn't there

<nofatsthx> Am I expected to stay up hours? Like there's no way I can sleep yet without fucking up my defense no?

<nofatsthx> it's the final two weeks of a 4 year long degree, surely there must be some way I can sleep now and come back in the morning without the trial continuing on without me right?

<nofatsthx> Like, yeah I want to sleep, but last friday night I slept and ended up banned from everywhere

<nofatsthx> I don't want the same to happen again

<lolhaes> you're already banned, they can't ban you any more

<nofatsthx> you know what I mean, I could sleep and wake up to find that someone made some point I could've argued away but since I wasn't there it grew and expanded like a virus and next thing I know everyone's convinced and I've no appeal then.

<nofatsthx> is it possible we could call a recess?

<nofatsthx> for like 7 hours lol

<nofatsthx> like this is crazy, anyone but me can log off and come back tomorrow to join in again any time they want, it's not fair that I'm stuck here trying to keep my eyes open with a fortnight left of my degree

<nofatsthx> lolhaes: dude I'm going to bed. Will you stay on and argue my case while I'm away?

<lolhaes> yep. I love arguing :D

<nofatsthx> ha, good stuff mate. Also archive all of this irc chat for me. I'll be back in like 7 hours. Later

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<nofatsthx> and then there's berry

<nofatsthx> sorry it's off topic again but I'm so pissed off about that

<nofatsthx> she's literally using the situation to do anything she can to stop me being mod

<TheToucan> sorry I gotta catch up but first gotta make a phone call

<nofatsthx> the first time I was offered OP in irc she and dox said not to do it

<nofatsthx> the first time I was offered mod in fph she and dox were the only two to vote against it

<nofatsthx> wtf is even their problem with me

<nofatsthx> I've asked her what's up in the past and she always says she's joking

<nofatsthx> k TheToucan

<nofatsthx> she's clearly not fucking joking

<nofatsthx> her and dox have an issue with me that extends back before last friday

<nofatsthx> idk what I even ever did to upset them

<lolhaes> idk, she's never discussed this with me

<nofatsthx> I guess myself and dox got competitive over stuff and she was crushing on him from the start

<nofatsthx> I saw this morning that berry has also unfollowed me on instagram

<nofatsthx> so dox obviously saw my pm, told berry, and she also unfollowed

<nofatsthx> idk what they're even doing

<lolhaes> berry and dox are your prosecution. That might be why.

<nofatsthx> that shit hurts man

<nofatsthx> they don't need to take it to shit like instagram though

<nofatsthx> that's just mean

<nofatsthx> unnecessarily mean

<nofatsthx> I mean in reality we're thrree dudes in our mid twenties arguing with two teenagers

<nofatsthx> three*

<nofatsthx> so really we should be able to win this

<nofatsthx> the older teenager is even in community college

<lolhaes> uhh I am not a dude and I am younger than dox and berry

<nofatsthx> is it obvious I'm bitter at them yet? lol

<nofatsthx> lolhaes: shush you

<nofatsthx> berry is now trying to say I've altered my story

<nofatsthx> which funnily enough goes against what dox was saying

<nofatsthx> they haven't prepared at all

<TheToucan> which is good for us

<nofatsthx> ikr

<nofatsthx> could you say something to that effect please?

<TheToucan> they were too confident in thinking it was a open and closed case

<TheToucan> nofatsthx, don't worry im working on a response

<nofatsthx> they really were

<TheToucan> but brb gotta poop

<nofatsthx> thanks <3

<nofatsthx> haha k

<nofatsthx> I knew they were confident in it being an open and shut case as soon as they started unfollowing me on instagram mid week etc

<nofatsthx> Like, they'd bviously been in pm convincing each other that they had it in the bag, for days, up to the point where on wednesday and thursday dox and berry respectively were like, ok well may as well unfollow this guy now

<nofatsthx> obviously*

<nofatsthx> without even giving a thought to the fact that the defense, all older and smarter, were also doing the same thing

<nofatsthx> Well I mean you guys are smarter. I'm still older than them though :D

<nofatsthx> lol duress just replied to berry's novelette with "oh my goodness..."

<nofatsthx> that's either good for us r good for them, I say that can either be read as

<nofatsthx> "wow, compelling argument"

<nofatsthx> or

<nofatsthx> "jesus berry stop link spamming us and make your point"

<nofatsthx> TheToucan:

<nofatsthx> here's what annoys me

<TheToucan> yes?

<nofatsthx> berry says I changed my story, when literally all I've told is the truth. I did sit down at this table, this ham did happend to be there, we did exchange names, I did shake its paw after it offered a handshake, I did go home straight after, I did fuck up and play it up on irc and reddit too much, it's all true

<nofatsthx> so if I get permabanned and not reinstated over wrong info

<nofatsthx> jfc

<nofatsthx> I won't be happy

<nofatsthx> I saw

<nofatsthx> lolled at "my client enjoys a good troll from time to time"

<nofatsthx> :p

<nofatsthx> did you see my thread with duress?

<TheToucan> one sec brb modqueue is huge

<nofatsthx> Oh, I... wouldn't know. -.-

<nofatsthx> so, update on this, people have started downvoting my comments now

<nofatsthx> this can't be good

<nofatsthx> comments that were above zero before are now in the negative

<nofatsthx> I don't think the tide is turning in our favour right now

<TheToucan> the night is young my good man