Chairman Ellen Pao's vision for Reddit

EuniceAphroditois · 3 時間前

We are riding this train all the way to shadowbanistan! CHoo CHOO

-wellplayed- · 4 時間前

But if you go carrying pictures of Chairman Pao,

You ain't going to make on Reddit, anyhow.

A_COLD_POLISH_KID · 3 時間前

I'm ignorant. Can someone explain this?

Warlizard · 3 時間前

Triggered. No black people in the picture.

Jux_ · 4 時間前

I'm gonna guess 1200ish points before it vanishes

*edit: I underestimated

Rearranger_ · 3 時間前

So if reddit turns to shit, where do we go?

static-klingon · 1 時間前

Not one fat redditor in that drawing? Aren't most redditor's fat?

HTML5gordon · 1 時間前

Reddit had a good run.

LookAtMahKitties · 3 時間前

She hates us cause she anus.

mrshatnertoyou · 3 時間前

Eight men and four women in that crowd, the discrimination in that picture is disturbing, have you learned nothing?

tezoatlipoca · 4 時間前

I have a real /r/pyongyang vibe about this.

equatorbit · 55 分前

reddit will inevitably decline, for this and other reasons. Another site will simply take over in the next few years, until that too fades. The cycle will continue forever.

metaljerk · 1 時間前

The term safe space = don't question anything anyone says, because then: misogyny, marginilism, sexism, white privilege, triggering.

jeffpaulgault · 40 分前

Chairman Pao has a nice ring to it.

RagingPurpleHomo · 36 分前

Not enough diversity in that picture.

gh0sti · 4 時間前

Der Führer Pao

Scalar_Mikeman · 2 時間前

Pao!! Right in the kisser.

survivedMayapocalyps · 35 分前

How dare you call her a chairman when she's clearly a chairwoman?

You cis white scum!

scungillipig · 4 時間前

She needs an army of defense lawyers around her.

banana_sticker · 1 時間前

In before shadowban

TwistedPerson · 55 分前

Diversity
/dʌɪˈvəːsɪti,dɪ-/

noun

the state of being diverse.
* a group of exclusively middle class, 20-30 year olds, from English speaking nations, constituted of various races, genders, sexual orientations, obesity, and hair dye colours.

Donguitarguy · 44 分前

Safe for who?

Kreative_Katusha · 8 分前

She is a coalburner and social justice walruss. She sued her former employer, a VC firm, for sensual discrimination and harassment. She had an affair with an coworker while she was married. Her husband is being investigated for running a ponzi scheme to the tune of 140 million.

The amount of compensation she asked in the trial was 16 million plus 140million in "continuous" payments.

SkylerPC · 3 時間前

Don't mess with her OP, She's very Paoerful.

jjones83_83 · 1 時間前

Just say NO to free speech and YES to site wide censorship. NO to an open Internet and YES to government snooping. YES WE CAN

Mad_Fun · 2 時間前

Why does noone have pink hair?

Blizzfool · 2 時間前

Reddit: Tumblr 2.0!

Chinaroos · 2 時間前

泡主心万岁, Reddit人民共和国万岁

Long live Chairman Pao, long live the People's Republic of Reddit

muzzlebuster · 3 時間前

I think that's me all the way to the left. Should I be worried?

FlappyFlapington · 2 時間前

No pay rise for all!!! Yaaay!

Cat_on_a_unicycle · 1 時間前

http://i.imgur.com/WmDOX1u.jpg

spergery · 50 分前

You seriously couldn't have just gone with "Chairman Pao"?

chaz345 · 2 時間前

This obsession with being or feeling safe(not just Pao but society in general) will be our eventual downfall. We try to keep our kids safe from every little insignificant owie and then we they eventually get whacked with something we can't prevent, its the end of the world for them. It's a part of why more and more are living with their parents through their 20's and well into their 30's.

Wulfgar_RIP · 1 時間前

someone will get shadowbanned

Zifnab25 · 1 時間前

Well, I'm not taking this shit anymore! I'm not going to have it! I don't know about the rest of you guys, but I'm moving to ~~Taiwan~~ Voat! WHO'S WITH ME?!

iamriot · 57 分前

You forgot the fat people

mylolname · 52 分前

Echo

Smished · 46 分前

i like all the qualifications she has for this position

RedditorSkeletor · 43 分前

I think some good things can come of this, listen:

I heard something that you are going to be able to get gold if you can verify that you helped someone in need. They're going to unveil kind of like a matchmaking system where they directly link you up with a Nigerian prince who could really use your help transferring money from his bank account (managed by Ellen's husband) to Reddit. With the donations, Reddit is going to build gender neutral playgrounds in Israel.

Netprincess · 39 分前

Chairman Pao ditti mao

ricorgbldr · 38 分前

Seriously? Not a single black or person over 30 in that image.

MeEvilBob · 23 分前

But wait, there's white men in that graphic, should we assume they're all gay?

friskybadger · 17 分前

Those redditors are being portrayed as far more attractive than they really are

Phaz0r · 51 分前

IM A VICTIM! IM IMPORTANT! IM A VICTIM!

emp_mastershake · 2 時間前

i will shitpost until the day i die. no one can stop me.

sneakybells · 1 時間前

Ooo, you guys are so getting banned.

Chief91 · 1 時間前

come visit us at /r/amishadowbanned!

fethinsob · 51 分前

shots fired! PAO!! PAO!!

BoredTyrannosaurus · 53 分前

Oh boy, another Reddit thread confusing what free speech means.

Oni_Kami · 2 時間前

All that's missing is the part where all the redditors are bending over so that the otherkin SJW's from tumblr can insert their gigantic barbed strapons into their asses.

snarpy · 2 時間前

Reddit: making a big deal over imaginary threats to white guys since, uh, the mid 2000's?

lanismycousin · 3 時間前

fake

No fedoras or neckbeards

Furbush · 2 時間前

it's crazy something as large as reddit will kill itself with such poor management skills

Digg killed itself by keep trying to change. All Reddit had to do was keep it's hands clean but it keeps sticking its dick in a beehive. One of these days people will start leaving in droves

whatshisuserface · 3 時間前

I like her brother, kung.

pacofrommexico · 3 時間前

In before ban

herpes_delivery_man · 34 分前

Ellen Pao is so fucking ugly.

Come at me admins.

eoesouljah · 1 時間前

Why is everyone so skinny?

subvertc · 2 時間前

I see some are not happy that reddit finally has an anti-harassment policy. why do these types of people think that saying bigoted shit is some sort of pinnacle of a free society?

head_2_wall · 1 時間前

I honestly don't know what everyone is whining about, reddit has never been about free speech, and Pao just finally said it. I've been banned so many times from multiple subs simply for disagreeing with mods, specifically r/texas, r/austin, or any sub modified by ban happy /u/gorillagnomes. He even had admins shadowban my IP address, because I tried to play by their sub rules and mentioned I had been banned already. I work for a large company and reddit from work, so basically he had everyone shadowbanned from my organization.

Rudzy · 3 時間前

Quick before she deletes this post like she has many others!

Screenshots live forever!

Endoroid99 · 2 時間前

The one guy looks like he's eating the flag...

WarmOrangeJuice · 2 時間前

Who designed this?

Metroid545 · 1 時間前

What kind of fucked up controller has the D-pad on right side and the buttons on the left

gnarlie_g · 1 時間前

...couldn't help but notice that there isn't one black dude in that whole crowd.


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