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[–]CrazybyRX 1574 ポイント1575 ポイント  (89子コメント)

flicks cigarette butt into gasoline as walking away in slow motion.

[–]NJfishkid[S] 524 ポイント525 ポイント  (44子コメント)

That's exactly how I felt...

[–]Plasmatdx 104 ポイント105 ポイント  (38子コメント)

[–]sreyesj006 15 ポイント16 ポイント  (32子コメント)

That video didn't have django.....

[–]Druxan 47 ポイント48 ポイント  (10子コメント)

That video didn't have django.....

Django was released in 2012. This video is from 2009.

[–]Bluegorilla101 24 ポイント25 ポイント  (8子コメント)

Django Unchained is 2012. Django is 1966.

[–]fatlace 14 ポイント15 ポイント  (7子コメント)

There were still slaves in 1966?

[–]Twathammer32 21 ポイント22 ポイント  (3子コメント)

We're all still slaves man

[–]Whydidideletemyaccou 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

IDK man. At least slaves didnt have to worry about becoming homeless or buying food.

/s

[–]bobrossthemobboss 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Here's a scary thought, there are slaves today. Millions. They're kidnapped and taken just like they used to be.

[–]iVirusYx 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

But... but... Django looked at the explosion

[–]Krono5_8666V8 9 ポイント10 ポイント  (20子コメント)

I like saying "d'jango"

[–]jumjimbo 27 ポイント28 ポイント  (14子コメント)

The D is silent, hillbilly.

[–]Guinness2702 23 ポイント24 ポイント  (5子コメント)

"Pennsylvania"

[–]FWilly 15 ポイント16 ポイント  (4子コメント)

"Parmesan"

[–]Chikinman1269 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (3子コメント)

TOO META

[–]edrt_ 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Wow, 8 hours and already a meme? We did it, reddit!

[–]redking125 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

with Leonaro icaprio?

[–]Stewbodies 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Djesus Uncrossed

[–]Blackjosh234 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

You sir absolutely djent.

[–]Krono5_8666V8 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (4子コメント)

No shit hippie, they only said it about 30 times in the movie.

[–]jumjimbo 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (3子コメント)

I know, it's the 30th time he says it.

[–]Krono5_8666V8 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Let's hug it out

[–]jumjimbo 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Fine. You can still eat shit for calling me a hippie.

[–]kungfupandu 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (2子コメント)

My friend pronounces it as Dee-Jango and I go apeshit on him

[–]Krono5_8666V8 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I say duh mango, but in a voice. I forget what it's from (probably a friend or Tim and Eric) buts something like

Please welcome... duh jango. From Hollywood's... Duh jango.

The voice and cadence ate really important though :/

[–]Nightgloom 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's Duh-Jango. DUH!

[–]aubedullah 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Scene at 1.14, can you please say which movie?

[–]CaptainAwesome06 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

No Country For Old Men

[–]Dr__Dreidel 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I've never seen that before. Thank you for reminding me how behind I am.

[–]unorthodox_box 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

What film is 1:14 from?

[–]MistaSmiles 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

You may have lit the match, but they poured their own gasoline

[–]scrubius 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

My time here is done.

[–]1nvisiman 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Dammit! Now I want to smoke :-\

[–]KungFooGrip 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Like Cyrus the virus.

[–]shopthor 698 ポイント699 ポイント  (21子コメント)

Your real fuckup was leaving your first five children at home, unsupervised.

[–]T-bott 322 ポイント323 ポイント  (6子コメント)

I was about to comment on how your joke made no fucking sense, then, just to make sure I wasn't wrong, I scrolled up and was about to reread the story when my eyes fell upon the first sentence: "I was at the park with my daughters, 6&7..."

I dun goofed.

[–]DestroyTheBoss 32 ポイント33 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Will somebody please think of the children!

[–]ActualReddit_4 11 ポイント12 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Dude, did you even read? They made him dinner!

[–]TimTamDrake 195 ポイント196 ポイント  (11子コメント)

Mortal Combat with a capital C?! FATALITY.

[–]ICanTrollToo 79 ポイント80 ポイント  (3子コメント)

Dude, be nice. He said he's a dad. This is no doubt him warming up/practicing for when his daughters are a bit older. Nothing can set off a teen quite like their parents getting minor details like this wrong.

[–]CaptainAwesome06 14 ポイント15 ポイント  (2子コメント)

I'm a dad and former teen. Can confirm.

[–]GimmeMuchosMangos 13 ポイント14 ポイント  (2子コメント)

It's called auto correct, I think.

[–]Seber 15 ポイント16 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Either that, or he was actually casually killing some people in fistfights in order to kill some time.

[–]workraken 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

So time is the final boss?

[–]Dildo_Gagginss 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Serious question, do dads do this shit on purpose? When I was younger it annoyed me so much when my dad pulled this shit on me. But now that I'm older when I come home to visit and see/hear him doing things like this I cant help but wonder if he's doing it for his own amusement to see me get worked up. Dads out there, can you either deny or confirm this for me please?

[–]ohhimarklar 35 ポイント36 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Lol, sounds like something that would happen in an episode of Louie.

[–]ThisBytes5 32 ポイント33 ポイント  (4子コメント)

Stir the pot and sit back and watch, a shame dinner was ready, I wonder what happened in the end.

[–]kilzall 20 ポイント21 ポイント  (1子コメント)

It's a valuable childhood lesson. Start shit, then leave in the style of Batman.

[–]throweraccount 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

With a grappling hook off the side of a building?

[–]mebeonreddit 66 ポイント67 ポイント  (3子コメント)

Reminds me of a time I was in shopping mall with automatic doors that rotated inward, rather than sliding. Stupid design, really. Anyway, some kid is approaching the doors running and as she steps on the mat that activated the doors (this was back in the day) they did their job and opened, narrowly missing her. Her cultured mother SCREAMED from 20 meters away "STAY AWAY FROM THOSE FUCKING DOORS. HOW MANY FUCKING TIMES DO I HAVE TO FUCKING TELL YOU?"

The whole place came to a standstill with every party looking at the mother, who then rounded on everyone in the vicinity with "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU LOOKING AT?" to which not a few replied, "well, you"

[–]adave4allreasons 28 ポイント29 ポイント  (1子コメント)

People are crazy. When my son was 5, we were at the park. He was at the top of a slide and he and another 5 year old started jostling to see who goes first. The other kid's dad, who was bout 6'4" and 200+ lbs., starts acting like its a bar brawl, clenching his fist and getting physically threatening. Thankfully he wife said the equivalent of "down boy", and he stopped.

[–]fascist_unicorn 14 ポイント15 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I read jostling as jousting and was disappointed when no horseback rides and lances were involved. Otherwise, 7.5/10.

[–]GlitchedGamer14 89 ポイント90 ポイント  (5子コメント)

Did it go something like this?

You to Kids "WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE!"

Hypocritical Mom One to her Kids "HOW DARE YOU YELL THOSE FUCKING WORDS? I TOLD YOU LAST TIME YOU WERE PISSING ME OFF TO STOP BEING SUCH DAMN ASSHOLES!"

Hypocritical Mom Two to Hypocritical Mom One "HEY! DON'T YELL THOSE WORDS BY MY KIDS. THEY DON'T NEED TO LEARN FUCKING CURSE WORDS FROM A RANDOM ASS PARK LADY!"

Dad (soon to be victim) to Moms "Ladies, ladies please. Not in front of th-"

Angry Moms In Unison to Victim "SHUT THE FUCK UP! DO YOU KNOW random angry mom gibberish"

Kid One to other Kids "What do we do?"

Kid Two in Responce "My teacher said to always listen to mommy"

Kids in unison swearing about Lego, barbies, and other kiddy stuff

You "lol nope, dinner time" grabs kids, bails

[–]jfb1337 30 ポイント31 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I interpreted it as only the first mum getting angry, the other mum trying to be reasonable.

[–]NJfishkid[S] 18 ポイント19 ポイント  (0子コメント)

That was about the scene

[–]VeryLoudBelching 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

What's the expression? "The apple does not fall far from the tree."

[–]el_DOOM 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yeah... I didn't see the comma and read bails as balls...

[–]Jesta_lurker 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

That's how I picture it.

[–]ZippyKitty 146 ポイント147 ポイント  (24子コメント)

Hold on a sec
Are we just going to ignore the fact
he just said "language"?

[–]BestCouch 29 ポイント30 ポイント  (8子コメント)

This a reference... Pretty sure it is but could be more obvious

[–]ZippyKitty 55 ポイント56 ポイント  (6子コメント)

Avengers age of ultron
Like the first ten minutes

[–]anxiousoftheinbox 33 ポイント34 ポイント  (0子コメント)

and every ten minutes thereafter

thanks Joss

[–]analton 19 ポイント20 ポイント  (1子コメント)

SPOILER ALERT DUDE! CONGRATULATIONS, YOU JUST RUINED THE FILM FOR ME.

[–]Call_Me_Craig[🍰] 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

More spoilers!

Hulk smashes! And smashes! And smashes some more things!

[–]BestCouch -1 ポイント0 ポイント  (2子コメント)

No I know the reference, just meant others might not, could have added something to clarify

[–]Albino_Smurf 11 ポイント12 ポイント  (1子コメント)

If they don't get the reference they should either ask, figure it out themselves, or the reference should have been phrased better.

If you just explain it it ruins the reference. Let the blind wander the dark, for a moment of light will not make them see.

[–]nado_93 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

From dawn till dusk, right?

[–]Narretz 9 ポイント10 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I did not understand that reference.

[–]SomeDumBetch 11 ポイント12 ポイント  (11子コメント)

I second /u/icemanistheking 's "wat"

[–]AhriLover 14 ポイント15 ポイント  (10子コメント)

It's a reference to The Avengers: Age of Ultron.

[–]ToxicMoldSpore 28 ポイント29 ポイント  (9子コメント)

Specifically:

The very first lines of the movie: Tony: (bouncing off a force field) Shit! Cap: Language!

A few minutes later:

Tony: Is no one going to comment that the Cap just said "language"? Steve: I know. It just slipped out.

[–]Lcbrito1 16 ポイント17 ポイント  (0子コメント)

This is literally the most recurrent joke on the movie, if someone who has watched it did not notice, they weren't paying attention

[–]something_about_weed 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

then was a running joke throughout the movie

[–]Th3MufF1nU8 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I thought it was because the first line of the movie was Cap saying "fuck!" And Tony was just criticizing his irony when he called him out. Or did I mishear the beginning?

[–]AhriLover 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (2子コメント)

But... spoilers! What if they haven't watched it yet D:

[–]twilightassassin 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (1子コメント)

I haven't seen it yet either, but that's such a small detail that it's barely a spoiler.

[–]mancubus314159 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I never knew they spoke in the movie at all, so the fact that they say "language" is a big deal to me.

[–]ZippyKitty 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Damn I only watched the show twice
and went off the top of my head.
close enough

[–]SomeDumBetch 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Haha, haven't seen it. Thank you! :)

[–]danielrockstreet 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

You just made me really like you

[–]rex1030 13 ポイント14 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I don't think you fucked up at all. Should be TEEFU - Today Everyone Else Fucked Up

[–]kreedzclimbing 10 ポイント11 ポイント  (1子コメント)

TIL theres Mortal Kombat X phone version.

[–]Ven0mFr0g 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

1.6 GB, I think it's free (might be .99 on App Store)

It's pretty much if you're a mortal kombat fan

[–]nognus 9 ポイント10 ポイント  (0子コメント)

It doesn't seem like that long ago but I guess it must have been just shy of forever...

When I was little, it was not entirely uncommon for strange adults to feel perfectly comfortable in chastising nearby children. It might be verbal, it might merely be a look. The thing I remember about this was that all adults, but especially parents, were automatically on the side of the other adult. The child who brought about a rebuke was automatically wrong.

At least, they were wrong then and there, in front of the other adults. It wasn't the case that all adults agreed on everything. Rather, it was that certain things were more important than other things. One of the most important was harmony. There was a sense of 'we are all in this together' that fostered cooperation with others and a minimum level of respect for others.

By way of example - my parents may have tolerated a certain level of rambunctiousness in our play. So long as we were not actively interrupting nearby adults, our noise could go to a certain level without inviting their attention. If, however, some new adult felt our noise was a bit much and said something about it our parents would immediately adopt that new level and enforce it. They would tell us to quiet down or go play somewhere else. That might seem inconsistent of them, but it actually wasn't. We learned the lessons early on. The lessons weren't about what level of noise was acceptable but rather about paying attention to the reactions of others and learning to modify our behavior in reaction to those. The lesson was about consideration for others and achieving harmony in groups. And, to be fair, it included a bit of that old-fashioned "children should be seen and not heard," "father knows best," "respect your elders," and etc.

A side-effect of our special snowflake approach to life is a distinct lack of civility and cooperation. Everyone is entitled to an opinion and more-so everyone is entitled to voice that opinion, loudly if they desire. This entitlement has rapidly spread to include all education levels, all ages. No one is required to defend an assertion; in fact, the opposite is true, we've now extended this entitlement all the way to saying we have a right to not even be challenged on our beliefs, as arbitrary and ill-founded as they may be.

We've traded harmony and cooperation for an outsized sense of self-righteousness and entitlement. We've elevated the individual above the common. My right to be heard trumps anyone and everyone else's right to a peaceful moment.

Screaming and cursing in a park? Of course. Who cares who else might hear so long as no one infringes upon my right to say? What did those kids really take away from that encounter? Was it merely about the appropriateness of cursing or was it something more damaging?

Another adage that has gone out of fashion is, "it takes a village to raise a child." That implicit understanding that we live in a society, that other opinions are valid and valuable, went the way of respecting elders at about the same time that 'stranger danger' replaced 'if you ever need help, find an adult' as the most common advice given to children.

[–]Boof-Bubba-Dale 9 ポイント10 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I bet dinner was delicious, wasn't it OP?

[–]tagusan 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Ahh yes, those awkward park moments. I had one where an older boy took my 3 year old's ball and positioned him in front of a ladder hole about 10 feet off the ground, and proceeded to try dunking over him into the hole. I hesitated to stop them because I didn't want to be "that guy" yelling at another person's kid. Fortunately nobody fell through before I realized "fuck this", and told the other kid to stop. You learn pretty quick that being polite isn't always the most important priority when asshole kids and asshole parents seem to flock together. It's almost as if it's a cause and effect scenario, eh?

[–]CreamPie_e 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (0子コメント)

ChainReaction

[–]magicsmarties 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Mortal Kombat on your phone?! I need this!

[–]Herrowgayboi 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Ahh... quite the slippery slope!

[–]b6d27f0x3 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

You're adorable, OP.

Do you know what kind of sick shit gets posted here on a daily basis? Your warning made me smile.

[–]NessieMonster 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

You're my hero

[–]ArcadiaCoinHeaven 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Didn't know MK X was on android yet. Thanks OP

[–]P1r4nha 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

You should have stayed for the Fatalities.

[–]ernie_reyes_jr 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

This is so crazy. I didn't know Mortal Kombat was on mobile...

[–]exoxe 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Little shits.

[–]logallama 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (0子コメント)

"We did it Patrick! We saved the city!"

[–]oheyitsTHATguy 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (1子コメント)

I don't get it, where did you think you fucked up? Is this sub the new confession bear?

[–]SoraXes 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

That sounds like an eventful evening at the park

[–]CammyDouglas 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

When I read the first sentence, I thought to myself "6&7 are weird names for kids". I then noticed it was their ages. That's a fuck up right there.

[–]fieldofsnowkiller 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Sorry. I forgot where I put my tanker full of concentrated Testosterone. Apparently it's in the water supply now.

[–]InTURRISting 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Farting in a crowded room is not a fuck up

[–]dekket 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (3子コメント)

You named your kids 6 and 7? Can't even bother with the alphabet? That's a new level of lazy.

[–]NJfishkid[S] 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (1子コメント)

I change their names each year on their birthdays... They were named 5&6 last year.

[–]dekket 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Oh I see. Makes total sense

[–]sis_masis 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Don't feel bad. You didn't do anything wrong. You are not responsible for the behavior of other people. We all know where those kids learned bad language, and there is nothing you can do about that.

[–]HookEmTexx 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

TIFSUAGTFO (Today I Fucked shit and and got the fuck out)

[–]sinot3020 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Your daughters names are 6 & 7?

[–]GeeDup187 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

What I'm really glad was the parents didn't get mad at you for verbally disciplining their kids. Playground politics are so dumb. When never a kid misbehaves toward my daughter I correct them. I would expect the same if my daughter misbehaved.

[–]EniGma249 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Why do people keep threatening to call cops or child services or what ever in USA like every video I have watched where things start to heat up they just threaten each other to call the cops 30% of the times cops are wasting their time literally just to solve some bullshit that grownups cant solve themselves

[–]HughFlungPoo 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

This should definitely be a scene in Louie.

[–]EntropismAtWork 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

How is this a TIFU? This is entertainment at its finest.

[–]heady_potter 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

yall parents need jesus

[–]TruthAlone 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

pulled out my phone and start playing Mortal Combat X

start playing Mortal Combat X

Mortal Combat X

Combat

[–]jakeistheman24 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Can't 9 and 10 year old boys just say cuss words in the comfort of bubble slides anymore? That was the only place we could get away with it back in the day.

[–]NJfishkid[S] 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I really wouldn't have said anything to them if they didn't follow the girls back to the other jungle gym. When they were alone cursing I actually found it amusing. But, as a dad I realized that bringing the girls home to their mother with their new found vocabulary would probably not be a good idea.

[–]Dr__Apocalypse 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

You didn't fuck up, the other idiot parents did. You played it cool, kudos.

[–]thisonehereone 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'm afraid of Americans.

[–]Conker093 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I pull out my phone and start playing Mortal Combat X>

*Kombat

[–]thearticulategrunt 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

No TIFU on your part op, none at all.

[–]thecrystallographer 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Bet the ice cream man is making a shit load of money

[–]lism 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (1子コメント)

This is one of the few TIFU posts that don't leave me full of pity for OP. Kinda feel bad for the teenage boys with the great role models though.

[–]romaniwolf 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

One thing I worry most about: If she's willing to treat them that way in public, how is she treating them at home?

Not regular scolding or discipline, but blatant verbal abuse of a child in public.

[–]TheHendrizzleShow 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (1子コメント)

It's Mortal Kombat, with a K you uncultured swine...

[–]Crusty_Dick 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

U should have filmed it!

[–]wonkytrainingwheelz 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

i luv amerika

[–]anxiousoftheinbox 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (13子コメント)

I don't understand the big deal about cursing and children. They're going to find out about it sooner or later and making a huge deal about it being a taboo is largely what makes it so attractive to people.

Being afraid of words is so disgustingly backwards... yelling at someone for their language usage has always struck me as the last resort of the thoughtless.

[–]NJfishkid[S] 13 ポイント14 ポイント  (6子コメント)

I'm the only one allowed to curse at my children

[–]GiantWindmill 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (5子コメント)

You didn't say anybody cursed at your children.

[–]P1r4nha 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Sure, the other kids did.

[–]GiantWindmill 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

That's not what OP said.

[–]thegreger 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Exactly. The way I read it, someone cursed in the vicinity of OP's children. Being angry over that isn't something a well-adjusted parent would do.

The day I have kids, I might decide to try to watch my language when I'm talking to them. But if I allow them to leave the house, I will also be prepared for the fact that some stranger somewhere might stab his/her toe and utter a profanity. Trying to dictate whether or not other people swear just because your kids happen to be nearby is a bit... Well... Insane.

[–]tehSMOOF 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (1子コメント)

There's a marked difference between someone dropping an F bomb when stubbing their toe, and kids just swearing to swear because they think it's funny/cool. It takes a different tone if any of it gets directed AT the kids. Either way, if little Johnny is sitting on the slide saying, "FUCK SHIT DAMN ASS" as he prances around the park, he probably shouldn't do that, because that isn't something a "well-adjusted" human shouldn't do.

[–]thegreger 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yes, whether or not it's directed at the kids is the important thing. To be honest, 9-10 year old boys just casually cursing inbetween each other (remember that they are inside a plastic slip-n-slide) is amongst the many facets of a harsh reality that I think my kids might be exposed to. Start directing curses against my kids, though, and it's an entirely different matter.

[–]oo5050100 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (0子コメント)

imo the problem is that by keeping children away from cursing entirely, we run into scenarios where the children find out about these words before knowing about context/consequences related to using them. i think teaching children about these things would be better. i'm not saying whether to allow or disallow them, that's up to the parent i suppose, but even the contextual difference between something like muttering "fuck" to yourself when you drop something at home, and loudly telling a teacher to "fuck off!!!" at school is large - but both use the same word, right? so how would a child, who hears that word for the first time, know all the nuances that go into a simple statement?

[–]Dark_Jester 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (3子コメント)

I know what you mean. I was 16 once and my then-stepdad would have a go at me for saying "hell". Fucking cunt. Censoring a word for a place that in my opinion doesn't even exist. But he can swear all he wants. Fucking hypocritical cunt.

[–]anxiousoftheinbox 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (1子コメント)

My stepmother would use it as an excuse to halt all conversation and make everything about her. It's not a thing that I've seen very many well-adjusted adults do.

[–]wildcoconut 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Still doesnt jerk.my penis

[–]PrivacyError 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

And then you wonder where the kids get it from.

[–]Buffalo__Buffalo 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

This reads like an episode from Louie

[–]ntrontty 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Looks like you were the only sensible adult in the playground

[–]-eagle73 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

You should've looked at your kids and said "well, kids, I think we've achieved a lot today."

And then walked off like so.

[–]Nibbers 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

A whole lot of ape shit in this scenario.

[–]afraidofthedark000 -1 ポイント0 ポイント  (0子コメント)

tl;dr never take your kids to the park

[–]notforevery1 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I think its safe to say they boys learned the bad language from their parents. I feel bad for the kids if thats all it takes to get cursed. I'm a pretty strick parent, I believe in spanking and grounding but I also believe in communication with your children. If thats how you communicate with them then thats how they will communicate with their peers. I would have given my son the opportunity to explain himself and talk to me about what's going on, my son is only 7 but I'm very proud to say that I thoroughly trust him and in turn he trusts me. I couldn't imagine screaming and cursing at him period much less in public. These kids that parents are putting less and less time in parenting are our future that is a scary thought

[–]StratoLion 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (1子コメント)

I pull out my phone and start playing Mortal Combat X.

Nice phone m8

[–]imhotep4 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Maybe he does have an HTC M8

[–]im_a_grill_btw_AMA 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Now the father of one lady comes over

So there was like an old Grandpa in this? Awesome!!

[–]NSA_GOV 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

They have mortal combat x for mobile? Cool

[–]CaptainAwesome06 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

How is this a TIFU? Just last week I posted a controversial article on Facebook and tagged two of my wife's most controversial friends with differing views just so I could sit back and watch them fight about it. It was glorious. Wife wasn't too pleased, though.

[–]Iron_StarKiller 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Where is the TIFU? You did the right thing, OP. You have no control over how other adults behave or react. I've had to yell at other people's kids at the park before. It's awkward and embarrassing, but when their parents aren't there to yell at them, someone has to.

[–]suppositoryofwisdom 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Props to you for having the guts to say something in the first place. I'm a wuss when it comes to that sort of thing.

[–]153Skyline 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

You did the right thing OP. People as immature as these are only going to have problems like this with their kids.

[–]wallacebotanist 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Soooooouuuuuunnnddzz like a great day at the park to me, should have pulled out the old camera phone.

[–]FatVikingBastard 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

You didn't fuck up. The "yelling lady" was fucked up.

[–]Jewel_332211 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Who made dinner?

[–]Bubbleyfication 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I don't feel like you fu'ed I feel like the other parents did

[–]thefoofighters 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Awesome. I dream about these types of scenarios every time I'm at the park with all those other sweaty, genetically imperfect parents.

You lived the dream, OP.

[–]MrV2121 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Doesn't sound like you fucked up to me. Way to go!

[–]The_Rodigan_Scorcher 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

You did exactly the right thing.

[–]awwthataintright 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (1子コメント)

It makes you wonder; who REALLY are the children?

[–]ExcelsiorPerdurabo 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I think it's the grownups because they don't act age appropriate. amirite?

[–]FleeceHEAD 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (1子コメント)

The playground scene can be rough at times. I'm always amazed at what jackasses the parents can be around their kids.

[–]NJfishkid[S] 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

The stories I could tell about organized children's soloists would amaze you. I've seen grown men fist fighting over 6 year olds playing T-Ball

[–]ThisIsReLLiK 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Mortal Combat X

This is the real TIFU here.

[–]ranaparvus 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I substitute teach. In every single instance of a child using bad language or threatening behavior, they learned it at home. The park situation sounds like a mess, but it's obviously on par with what they confront at home.

[–]dreamstone_prism 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

What the actual fuck is wrong with people.

[–]kat13271 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Mischief managed.

[–]ubermensch91 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Was anyone else expecting the story to turn into the mother of the other children explaining they have tourettes?

[–]arctic_mango 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

"...and he never went to the park again..."

Unless you live in a big city and never run into them again. Which would be nice.

[–]gr8banter 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

What made you decide you wanted to call your daughters '6' an '7'?

[–]alvieth 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Where's the fuck up tho

[–]frightenedhugger 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Aren't there rules against inciting mob mentalities? It seems like there's rules against all the fun stuff...

[–]anxiousoftheinbox 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

there's rules against all the fun stuff

The only rule is "don't get caught."

[–]Tiraboschi 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I assumed my usual position at a bench in the middle of the park that give me a view of the whole park. I usually sit there until I'm called to push, help or just watch.

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)