So for a while now I've known I've had a big huge dick. But up until yesterday, it never hit me how useful having a big dick is for picking up girls. I've always figured it's useless on initially picking up girls since any guy can say he has a big dick, and the only time it would come in handy is after you already fucked and you want to get laid again.

This has all changed for me now. A week ago my girlfriend broke up with me, and as this was my first long term relasionship, it hit me hard initially. I quickly found out things weren't so bad, because as it turns out while we were dating she told all her friends about my size, which as I've said is above normal, even for above normal.

I found this out after we broke up when girls just started hitting me up out of the blue (all girls she is/was friends with). Then yesterday this chick (out of my league so to speak, size aside) hit me up and she asked me if I wanted to chill and I agreed and invited her to burn on a nature trail with me. We both got high as fuck, and sat down to chat. My phone buzzed while talking, so I took a quick look when she mentioned how big my phone is; this wasn't unusual as I have a giant water/shock proof case, so I'm used to getting told that. But then after I told her "yeah, it's just the case" she says "yeah, everyone talks about how big your..." and awkwardly stopped herself. Needless to say, the rest of the night went well.

And here I've always been wishing I had a several inches less (since I'd still be big) and better looks/charm instead. Boy did life just get hella easier.