ITT: characters that are literally you
literally me
>>294634059underrated post
Sleepy as fuck, always daydreaming
>>294649832>awoooooare you a wolf
How did this guy become a millionaire playing video games on Twitch?
>>294649520He just wants to save money for a bit to make sure he's financially stable, said he'll get one next year
>>294649646>people have done stupid things back then so it's therefore ok to do stupid thongs now!
>>294629996>>294629891you call that money laundering, there is always more to that business than you think
>>294632482>For some reason people want to feel less lonelyIt's not rocket science fagface
LIRIK is so far the only popular streamer that isn't completely retarded.
>Baka tank can't tank for shit and dies often>Start bitching about my healingWhy most of tanks such faggots? It's like all undead rogues rerolled into tanks
>>294649591What about Rin?
>>294649458>LFR/PuG tanks who run laps with Blackhand instead of only moving him when needed.
>>294649669She's okay.
>>294649731I level monk tank just to put blackhand in the center every time
>>294649731>non mythic tanks who move the boss at all instead of having a rogue cloak of shadows every single set of bombs so that the ranged and healers have the whole room to deal with destruction
So what's the /v/erdict?
>>294649012When I first heard about it, I expected DOTA with Blizz characters and locations and some new mechanics/maps. Sounds awesome right? Well no. Blizzard managed to create shittiest ASSFAGGOTS I've ever played. It plays and feels like LoL, but has even more casual mechanics.
>>294649012I played a few matches to player level 12 and didn't enjoy my time at all. The only thing I was looking forward was to unlock the hero of my choices and after that it went all downhill. Only wanted to reach levels with that hero and nothing else. Never really enjoyed playing a round at all, it was just a tool to get my hero leveled up.Highly pointless.
It's the hearthstone of MOBA's as hearthstone is to other card games.Simple, Casualised and fairly fun with friends.I jumped ship from league due to the map variety and the fact that my casual friends actually enjoy it because they can't into other mobas.
>>294649012>"Hey Bob, let's make another ASSFAGGOTS!">"I don't know Jim, it'll fail pretty hard going up against LoL and DoTA....">"Don't worry Bob, reddit is filled with a bunch of 20 year old faggots who think Warcraft is the peak of geek culture who will viral the game for us!"This is the only reason Blizzard made this.
>>294649416>It plays and feels like LoLno, it plays and feels like a barrel of molassesthis game is so slow you can make toast in between autoattacks
I have never played this game but am really keen to start this weekend. I want to try and solo the three difficulties (I understand you play them in sequence). What order would you put the 7 characters in terms of most to least fun? I will probably pick your choice for first run through.
>>294648747what is even going on there
>>294648616necro>barb>everything else. Corpse explosion is secretly the best ability in the game, but only shines in hell. Have fun.
>>294648616Necromancer is the most fun but once you get to the second boss it becomes tedious. I would go psladin.
>>294649536have fun in act 2 bug tunnels on all 3 difficulties
>>294649630It's easy as fuck if your a bonemancer because bone spear. Its the worst if your a skelemancer because obvious reasons.
WITCHER IS MADE OF RAPERAPEAPE
>>294649485>changing the subjectSo I guess that ends our conversation. Alright then.
>>294649485>trying this hard
>>294649561>>294649726Already told him he is arbitrarily applying the concept of fiction corrupting you because he doesnt like THING. Not much I can do about it when he is in denial.
>>294647762Wait what when was this scene where triss is nakedI never got this scene in m playthrough
>>294648489At least make a valid argument when trolling like "At least you don't have to live with being murdered, you have to live with getting RAPED!"
ITT: Games publishers think nobody wants to play anymore.
>The 2d beat'em up is dead and no one will ever bring it back/
>>294649752this
Classic JRPGsIt's all Hymen Dimension Moeblobia XVI: The Return of the Panty Raid now.
>>294649170I have no idea who this guy is and he desparetely needs some citations when making such bold claims, but I can't disagree with anything he said.
>>294649119>paying for a game you already ownWaste of money.
Type-Moon threadLets discuss the videogames
>>294649470not fate, the other one, I already read fate
>>294649497Thought so.Here ya go.http://pastebin.com/qfiND8QFhttp://pastebin.com/6U6rtijE
>>294649564ah~ thank you anon, time to get my reading glasses
>>294645439Wouldn't touch her with a stick. She's disgusting.She's perfect for Shirou
>>294649682You will fucking need them.
How's that gaming channel going /v/?
>>294649121That shit is so clever. He tips his fedora and becomes enlightened
>>294649296>MRAs wear fedoras>m'lady neckbeards wear fedorasit's like poetry
>>294649671I just want to explore worlds and seamlessly take off into space.
>>294649747damn, i never thought of that
>>294649696I can't wait until the pewdiepie generation floods /v/. So the faggot Drake and Josh generation that ruined /v/ for me will have to go through I went through. And the cycle will repeat.
ITT: STANDING
>>294649384>>294646582It describes basic communities people had for centuries.
>>294649513It's literally an actual meme
>>294642898RULES OF NATURE
So are they going to keep making Metal Gear without Kojima, or what?
>>294642996I AM REALISE
Did your mom play videogames back then?
SPLATATATATATATATATA
>>294644625
>oh god oh god i'm fucking retarded hurr hdurf fuck hurr durr durrfff
>>294649702That's not porn.There IS porn, and the next comike will most definitely have a fuckton of splatoon porn though:http://exhentai.org/?f_search=splatoon
>>294644625Jesus christ, how did this occur.
>>294639348OMAE WA MOSQUIDEIRU
Will Final Fantasy ever be good again..?
>>294649413>is this Kingdom Hearts of Final Fantasy?>we've reached a point where this phrase can be used with a straight face
>>294649125Cringe-worthy is personal and it's called cringe humor. It's funny. I liked itAnd of course it's ok to consider the first 30 minutes alone of a 50 hour jrpg and of those first 30 minutes 20 minutes are cutscenes and 5 is a boss fight
>>294648897>That game has a terrible look to itNo it has a fantastic look to it and has more care put into them than ever before, they literally hired a dedicated fashion designer to do some of the costume designs.>The older games have character and varietyJust as XV does, a prince in street clothes, a dragoon woman, a mechcanic in daisy dukes, a general in red/blue fantasy robes and armor, a king in a sharp suit, a mage in white hood and robes, a medieval soldier etc>XV is all generic man and host bar boy.No it isn't at all, meanwhile old FFs are generic pretty boys>I don't see how anyone, beside Japanese teenage girls would be interested in the right side.See >>294635780You are blind as fuck.
>>294649149>Thus, Cagnazzo would not have revealed himself.He would have done it had Cecil confronted him.
>>294649558http://www.finalfantasyxiv.com/It's literally still XIV. Nothing you can say will change this fact. No matter how much you say it, it will never be a WoW clone.FF13 has an original story, fleshed out characters with LOTS of development throughout the game. A good battle system if you decide to turn off auto-battle. It's a really pretty looking game, a fantastic OST and a decent length. My criticisms are that the armour and weapon crafting system is way too convoluted, It's way too tedious to farm gil and leveling the crystarium for stats that aren't your main 3 is way too grindy. Those things said, the good still outweighs the bad and therefore, it's a good game.
>lied about special PC UI>lied about modding tools at launch (no information if they will be available)>lied about graphics, on every turn, on their forums and in their trailers>PC version is just 1:1 console port>Talk about how anti DRM all the time, yet in their huge hypocrisy the PC version has DRM>Xbox version has special collectors edition better than the rest>Witcher 3 ended up looking equally shit on all platforms>censor all discussion on their forums>you will get banned for a month if you even utter downgrade>they make game websties take down comparison videos not to show that PC version is 1:1 port>They hired a company to sent threatening letters to people who allegedly pirated The Witcher 2Now that they've shown their true face, Is there any more slimy shit tier developer than this?
>lots of people giving opinions on shit they know nothing aboutJesus christ, what is wrong with this place. If there's a downgrade, it won't make a difference in the life of people who didn't buy the game, and people who bought the game will probably end up enjoying it anyway. Did you ever drop an enjoyable game because the graphics weren't superb? We don't know if the actual game is good. It could be fucking crap and you're fighting about graphics.If there ISN'T a downgrade, it still won't make a difference on the lives of people who didn't bought it, and people who bought it may or may not enjoy the game anyway as it makes no fucking difference besides fueling battles between some fatasses behind expensive computers.Just fucking wait for the game to come out.
>>294647161>lied about modding tools at launch (no information if they will be available)>They havn't mentioned it... but its totally a lie guys>Talk about how anti DRM all the time, yet in their huge hypocrisy the PC version has DRMSo just because they have one version on steam means they're extreme hypocrites?>Xbox version has special collectors edition better than the restSo they get some cards, you really are grasping at straws here.>Witcher 3 ended up looking equally shit on all platforms>PC version is just 1:1 console portOh so you have played it? how was it, how many endings are there?>censor all discussion on their forumsComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>294649612yes.retail version needs online activation and steam is a form of DRM, CDPR can choose to have steam verion without DRM but they leave it on.
>>294649782I disagree. Bioware has a longer running track record of being an awful developer full of awful people.
>>294649612It isn't. GoG is drm free, thats their whole shtick.People just freaking out because they cant run their preloads yet and think that qualifies as DRM.
What do your parents think of video games /v/ ?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=phTw3Coh51k
In a first world country it's illegal to destroy someone else's possessions. Just sayin', america...
>>294649189If they destroyed the PC then they couldn't upload the video to get efamous you dingus.
>>294649515I dunno man. I'd take my kid to the gamestop and MAKE him sell it to them. Just think of it, the kid in tears in fucking GAMESTOP of all places, WHILE recording it. It's even more humiliating. I love thinking about it. If that was my kid, I would make him do that. This dad showed some mercy instead and had the kid wreck it in his front yard.
Look forward to seeing that kid's posts here in a few years.
>>294649786but the dad owns the xbox, anon..