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I have no friends, someone please add me on steam

steamcommunity.com/id/anon688797777

also post ITT if you have no friends
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>>18766292
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I have no friends IRL, but I have a good deal on Steam. Does that still count?
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one friend I had stopped talking to me

back to 0
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>>18766312
It just feels good to tall to someone
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I'm on my phone and can't add you pls respond

Www.steamcommunity.com/id/puppetbox

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post what you ate in the last 24 hours.

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:^)
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>>18766234
>Abortion time
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>>18764367
It's literally called a disability fuck off you cucks.
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Why do all downies looks the exact fucking same
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>>18766234
Serves the cunt right for not adopting because >muh biology
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>>18766116
>autistic Surinamese sperm donor board

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>Women in sport

https://youtu.be/0bqNByqoZu0

from 3:45

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We wouldn't want anything bad, would we?

Saved some faggots the time to translate it.
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HERE WE GO AGAIN
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>>18765469
E D G E
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That chick on the left is thought to be Tara Calico.

Scary shit here.
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So what does this mean?
Is OP a kidnapper or something.

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Australia
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>>18766157
do a trade, or maybe IT if youre good at it.
A lot of the rich cunts these days are tradies in the city because the charge a fuckload for simple jobs and dumb cunts keep paying them to do it
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>>18765969
What uni do you go to anon?
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>>18766148
I think they can all be opened from within the building just not from the fire stairwell itself. The idea is that you take the stairs to the ground floor if there is actually a fire.
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>>18765720
>Griffith
>civil
Enjoy working for a rural council organising spray creting.
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>>18765969

Might be easy from an intellectual perspective but theres no way I could grind through 3 years of studying that boring shit.

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Who else /extremely submissive but straight/ here?
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>>18766186
well this is kind of true tbh

i love the expression out of the woodwork
like a bunch of white ants crawling out of som rotting wood

seriously though >>18766158
>Why are there so many submissives on /r9k/? I don't know any other place with that many
>why do fish swim?

>>18766174
you don't have to say it, it's becoming apparent you'r into it

>>18766188
>tfw get jealous and feel bad seeing all the cute loving anons that will never be yours and vice versa
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>>18766199
No, I think I'm submissive because I was raised by women. Although I don't look masculine too, so probably it's a mix of both.
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>>18766192
Same deal with anime characters.

Supernormal stimuli is real.
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>>18766283
> I think I'm submissive because I was raised by women
So culture is everything, not genes?
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>>18766267
I sent an email, let's take this there then :3

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Gonna kill myself tomorrow edition.
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wagwan geezers
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Who else /Jeremykyle/? Today's episode's a real cracker.
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>tfw motivated to get healthy yesterday
>say I'm going to drink nothing but water
>go to the shop this morning
>buy a 2 litre Dr Pepper

I guess I'm too weak willed
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>>18766301
>get kidney pains
>"I'm going to stop drinking 3 cans of pepsi max a day"
>next morning
>get a cool can out of the fridge
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>>18760586

Marmite babybels are better than normal.

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Role-Reversal and Gentle Femdom General:
"No ANTS" Edition

ITT:
>related hentai
>greentext
>general lewdness
>dōjinshi recommendations
>anime/manga recommendations
>preferably recommendations that are on-topic
>cuteposting
>vocaroos
>friendly discussion
>no drama or shitposting, whatsoever, honestly
>no propositions to turn qt boys into furniture

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>>18765654
I know just saying it won't help a lot, but you should still really try to get over your anxiety. I hope you live in a better neighborhood now, right? That should give you less reasons to be anxious to socialize, even if it's just a little.

Losing some weight wouldn't hurt either.
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>>18765761

I live in an another city for college while working, had to start late because of my job but it's not that great either. I was much more worse before used to throw up when I go outside so I'm kinda alright now, just have panic attacks once in a while. As for weight I lost 35 lbs in last two months but gotta go to gym for the rest I guess, I don't have any money for that right now though.
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>>18765839
Sounds like you're improving then. Also, if you're a Turk you're part of the metric master race, right? 12 kg in 2 months is a pretty significant weight loss!
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>>18765885

It's 15 kg, I just lost it by not eating any junk stuff it would speed up if I work out but between school and work I get exhausted and sleep right away in week days, I sometimes go for walks in weekends though. My face looks much better right now though.
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>>18765911
You could try drinking natural apple vinegar in the morning (start with 1 teaspoon in 250 ml of warm water), of course if you don't have gastritis or similar digestion problems.
Helps to boost metabolism a little.

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ITT we post the Pepe that has the most significance to us

Pic related. Idk why, it just coveys so much
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me
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>>18763953
>>18763939
>>18765414
Best Pepes
They capture every emotion I've ever felt
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Whenever I post a pepe, rare or not I make sure to edit it a tiny bit on ms paint. It’s not noticeable, but I may adjust a pixel or two, or just save a copy to post anyway since paint will just ruin the file.
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>>18766279
https://archive.moe/r9k/search/image/Ox5Ld4NuDYC2t4OPV59uSQ%3D%3D

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Is anyone else literally addicted to 4chan?
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I only come here when I've got something important to do.
I should be writing up my thesis now, but everytime I sit down to start, I come here.
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I'd say that I'm addicted. It's 3am and I've been shitposting since 11:30. When I wake up I check 4chan, when I'm eating I check 4chan, and when I'm shitting or peeing I'm also checking 4chan. I'm not productive anymore because of my addiction, but I don't think I regret coming on 4chan because it's made me a lot smarter and has helped me grow as a person. If I didn't start coming on this site id probably would've ended up as a SJW or worse, and I'm thankful for that
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>>18758688
Rekt>>18758658
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>Th-this is my hole!
>It was made for me!
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>playin vidja
>huh, i wonder what r9k is up to
>3h later
it's not like i was doing anything important anyways

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What's your mbti? I'll start, INTJ.
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ISTJ Masterrace
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>>18765074
INFJ

I'm a lonely jaded oddball.

>>18765076
kawaii wojak
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According to the tes I'm INTJ
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esfp

please r8
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>>18765417

INTJ here as well, pretty much like quoted post.

I tend to tinker with shit, up to the point of ruining it and tossing the thing/starting over. Over thinking is something I excel at, >tfw emotionless;indifferent don't even know what to feel. speaking to people is also becoming extremely difficult.

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/r9k/ friends lets play a game

so i ask a question and the next poster answer it

can you pass a day without masturbating?
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>>18766185
hey dont be rude !!

ok next question is

what is your favorite show as a kid
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>>18766201

TMNT

When does one stop being a child and becomes manchild?
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>>18766211
probably 16 i have knew alot of guys that act like childs at that age


what is ur favorite vegetable?
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>>18766219
>vegetables
Carrots BTW

What age did you learn to ride a bike
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>>18766261
10

how old are you

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Fucking a trap isn't gay r-right?
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>>18766253
if your turds looked like burgers, would you eat them?
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>>18766289
Yes
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>>18766288
Tumblr fgt detected
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>>18766097
No.
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>>18766288
it totally is, regardless of what tumblr told you

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It's like you're here to make fun of us or something.
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>>18765874
>just be direct and honest when you want sex
i tried this but she wouldn't stop struggling so i had to knock her out but then i couldn't enjoy it.
i mean, i came in her but i wasn't happy about it. fucking slut.
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>>18765567
>tfw taller than her Chad
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>>18765567
Why am I fapping
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>>18766232
you're a cuck who's into femdom/humiliation
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>>18765567
I will assassinate you whore


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