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Who here /nohobbiesotherthanvideogamesandanime/?

and hardly any of these keep my interest anymore.
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I'm getting tired of vidya now. I feel like I've wasted my day if I play it.

Which is hilarious as I'm perma-NEET... so I don't know why I feel that way. I can browse this forum for 10 hours and still not feel like I've wasted it. Guess it's because my brain assumes social (even this kind of social) is "productive"

I tried getting into programming though. That's something I could have put years into, but I'm terrible at it and don't know how to progress past the basics. Wish I could be good at it though.
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>>18760583
I don't even like video games anymore other than regular multiplayer games like Quake and Dota2.
I don't even like those games actually, because I am bad at them, but they surely kill time.

Haven't watched anime for months, lost interest, same shit over and over.

Mangas are good, but chapters come out weekly or monthly and you have one chapter through in max. 10 minutes.

I am thinking of aquiring a digital-piano (with 88keys) and learn to play some classical stuff, once I moved back to my miother's place.

I had a keyboard but it I got annoyed that it only had 61 keys and I couldn't play the musical pieces I wanted because lack of keys.
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>>18765125
reporting in

>start reading book or playing game
>a few hours later i'm bored and tell myself i'm gonna finish it some other time
>never touch it again


how big is your backlog?
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Used to be me.

I got so bored that i branched out and am having a lot more fun with my hobbies now.

Reading is probably my main one now.
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>Even anime and vidya aren't enjoyable anymore
I only play vidya as a time waster now. I only play one regularly.

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Why does everyone want a big penis? What makes it better than an average one?
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>>18765944
BIGGER IS BETTER
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>>18765944
it stretches the vaginal walls more and for some reason women like this
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>>18765944
Because it makes OP choke more.
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>>18765992
Most women don't care much about penis size though. Unless, it's either extremely small or frighteningly huge. For the most part, it's just because of men's competitive nature.
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>>18765944
A few more inches make a bigger difference than it seems. Did you know that a 8x6" penis has about twice the volume (and weight) of a 6x5" penis?

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:^)
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downies are sweet as fuck, I would def date a downie if they were hot.

went to high school with a dude who had downs and fucked shit up in rugby, everyone loved him, and he was even more funny when drunk.
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>Has a girlfriend
Good for him, but who the fuck cares about downies
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>>18764393
Fuck
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>>18764393

His girlfriend is obviously retarded herself
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>>18764643
Op clearly

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Fucking a trap isn't gay r-right?

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Can someone please tell me these look good, i just dont want to feel so alobe when i eat them.
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>>18765147
That looks cheap, gross, and unhealthy. The kind of food you might enjoy eating in the moment but it leaves an unpleasant aftertaste and you regret it afterwards
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>>18765147
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1gntjHwpiXS
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>>18765147

do you live alone, they look nice and crispy anon, do you want me to share my cooking?
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>>18765443
BUDAPEST
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>>18765191
They look good.

>tfw no buddy to share pub-style chicken tendies with

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who /uglyasfuck/ here?
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>>18766004
supreme gentlemen

>>18765991
you win an egg
srsly, tho. you are ugly.
you would rank at least on the top 5 for ugliest people on 4chan.
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I'm a repulsive scrawny ugly weakling with an unibrow

I'm genuinely ugly and therefore I'd never post in one of these threads because only normies post in these threads
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>>18766029
Thx ... im the normie version of elliot :^)
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>>18766004
those expensive glasses can't hide your ugly ass
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>>18766077
Thanks bruh
ehre lepisma 4u

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Who else /extremely submissive but straight/ here?
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>>18766044
>tfw when convince "straight" robot to do lewd gay stuff
good job anon, it's been pretty cute to watch
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>>18766057
I don't care about lewd, I just wanna make him happy.
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>>18766044
Well, yes, I'm lonely, never had any friends or relationships in my life, although some girls liked me as far as I know. I'm not really sure I want to try it though, I'm not into ERP.
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>>18766068
i kind of want you to make me happy instead, you seem really cute.

>>18766078
you should give it ago anon women don't make people happy nor do they want to
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>>18766078
I can be your friend and partner, anon. and it's not ERP really, it's more just doing lewd stuff together online, and we can ease into that anyway.
Wouldn't you like being ordered around?
>>18766087
>you seem really cute
doushio
I'm a top though

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What are /r9k/s favorite sodas?
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>drinking soda
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>185
>not fat fuck
step it up
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>>18754909
Dr Pepper and Mt Dew Voltage are god-tier
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>>18759578
was going to buy one but too expensive...
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Out of the way, plebs, superior taste coming thru.

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Gonna kill myself tomorrow edition.
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>>18756603

Now channel that disgust to eat clean for a few more weeks. Use it to your advantage.
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I came here specifically to post this.

I was in mcdonalds for milkshake and hashbrowns dub saus mc muf. A kid in front of me in the queue with his dad called him "Sir". I know it was his dad because he bought shit for his wife and other kid and I watched them take it to the car.

Fucking "Sir".
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>>18756656
>he uses op as a verb
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>>18756603
iktf.

I was losing ridiculous amounts of weight, and pretty much just skinny fat now with only a little bit to lose, but i have stalled for a while.
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>>18764920
At least spell my name right.

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Isn't INTP the most robot of all 16 personalities? Which one are you /r9k/?
http://www.16personalities.com/
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Si-Fe-Ti-Ne

98% of people in this thread don't know what that means, and if they do, most of them probably don't properly understand. Fkn teens

Also, kek at people thinking P or J is a personality trait
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>>18766054
They're idiots. They cheat, but they're easy to avoid.
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MEDIATOR (INFP-T)
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>>18765240
ESTP Master Race, I come to r9k to laugh at you guys. (Although the Pepe market meme was rly funny)
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>>18766009
>>18766022
Oh that's definitely true, I've broken a lot of hearts, fucked my best friends girlfriend, i don't know y'all shouldn't be so boring after the initial emotional rush. I never said it was a good idea to like me haha.

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Australia
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>>18766041
so you got one of our sheep, so what?
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>>18766041
How do you not get laid in a country of sluts and have to cuck yourself into lusting for pussy overseas?
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>>18766013
Did I say legend? I mean't fact. They actually keep the fire escape unlocked both ways on both 5 and 6 so you can walk between them.
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>>18765969
>is there anything I can even do at Uni that's semi-employable

No.
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>>18766060
>They actually keep the fire escape unlocked both ways on both 5 and 6 so you can walk between them.

WHAT
I really need to try that, I can't believe I've never considered it once in the last year

Why do they keep any of the fire escape doors locked in the first place?

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Post your dream ITT!
Literally anything you want - possible or not, even if it's autistic.
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I want to be signed to a label.

I want to make my money from Rap songs.

I want people to know who I am and care about what I say.

And I want the ability to retire at about 30ish with the wealth I obtain from it.
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I wana go back in time.
So that i could unfuck my life.
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I want to write a great story. I want it to get published and I want it to become a best-seller.

I want people to admire me and I want people to respect me. I want to prove that I'm worth something.

I also want to be a father and I want to help people.
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i want to watch a movie about joker being more autistic than /b/ and he lectures batman to betray gotham. and in the end of the movie, batman philosophically loose to joker.
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>>18765717
a hot blonde gf with big tits is my dream

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ITT we post the Pepe that has the most significance to us

Pic related. Idk why, it just coveys so much
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This one gives me a sense of hope.
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Been playing too much minecraft.
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me
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>>18763953
>>18763939
>>18765414
Best Pepes
They capture every emotion I've ever felt
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What did 4chan teach you?
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>>18765093
>I guess the reason I like 4chan is because I think society's going to shit

This particular sky has apparently been falling since the birth of civilization. Society isn't "going to shit", it's just something you're encountering first-hand and that makes it seem worse than it was previously because the only exposure you've had to earlier society is through media and recorded contemporary history and those mediums by nature of focusing mainly on notable events make the past seem grander than it actually was, as though people a few generations back were generally informed and less selfish and concerned with the bigger picture.

Society is fine and you'll always find a place to fit in, now that we have the internet we aren't forced to frankenstein our social groups from of the people we meet face-to-face in our daily lives. I just wish there was a more serious version of 4chan, perhaps a forum with thread-specific user IDs.
I have a few suggestions for forums if you don't mind your contributions being tied to an fixed identity.
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>>18759007
that life sucks hard and each and everybody is a complete asshole and that one should never leave his house basically.
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>>18766012
I heard that old guy isn't his dad but another furry
is this true
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That normal people are, deep down inside, bloodthirsty motherfuckers that can't wait to see you fail and avoiding them is the right choice.
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>>18766012

Society isn't fine.
Some periods in time are better than others.
Stop this relativist bullshit. If there's a general malaise going on, historians fucking notice.

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Who genius here?
>need to write a 5000 word assignment
>write around 3k words
>fill out the blank spaces with random letters
>color them white so they can't be seen
>have 5000 words
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>>18763562
why live then
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>>18765951
Do control characters count in the total? Because then you could just put some of those in, increasing character count without increasing actual text size, thereby tricking the teacher into believing that the text is actually a lot more dense than it actually is
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>>18762512
my friend tried that and the teacher told him to resubmit it by the end of the day or he gets a 0
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>>18765982
Kfkfusj

Isn't a work though is my point. Random letters won't work. Just write "it" a lot in between or something
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>>18765680
I also had some graphs in it, it's about economics


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