Continuing a thing that I originally wanted to continue two months ago, also derp horse thread.Previously: http://pastebin.com/GUSgXr1m>Anyways, you'll worry about the future when it becomes relevant, as there are no impeding dangers to your current situation.>None that you're aware of at least.>Some time later lunch is finally ready.>There are seven dumplings in total to go with the soup, not because that's the amount Derpy and you would eat together, but rather because that's the amount that fits best inside a pan.>Or at least it would be, if all of them were actually round.>The ones Derpy made are potato-shaped at best.>You'd rework them a little, but that tends to upset Derpy.>She made those dumplings especially for you, and she feels they wouldn't be special anymore if you reshaped them.>Luckily it's not like the appearance will influence the taste.>You can endure eating ugly food as long as it makes her happy.
>>23055544This is getting good
Bump for the Bump God
>>23057403I would argue that a person with a mental handicap is not necessarily sexually inept.My father once worked at a home for mentally disabled people and according to him it was very common for the inhabitants to form couples amongst each other.They even had one woman who liked to go downtown and seduce non-handicapped men.I think sexual behaviour is pretty much hard-wired into humans, so you don't need to be intelligent to feel desire.A mentally disabled person generally has the same thought processes and feelings as a non-disabled person, just on a simpler, more basic level.I know I've only been talking about humans, not cartoon ponies, but they are just anthropomorphic horses so it applies all the same.
>>23057340>tragic as fuckhow about this:>Anon and Derpy become happy together, but Derpy catches the flu.>Anon nurses Derpy back to health even kissing her since he figures that he can't catch pony diseases anyways.>Unfortunately, though unlikely, the disease becomes a zoonose and infects Anon.>Since his immune system is not used to pony diseases he becomes very sick.>Despite everyone's best efforts he dies.>Derpy refuses to leave his body and has to be forcefully seperated from him.>During this Derpy gets into another fit and hits Twilight, shouting that she has to be there when he wakes up.>Twilight snaps at her, saying that he'll never wake up again.>The experience is very traumatic for Derpy and the story cuts to a few months later when she's with a childless couple as her new caretakers.>She has become a hollow shell, barely reacting to anything despite her new foster parents best efforts.>One night in winter it is snowing and Derpy is once again just laying on her bed while looking out the window.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>23061765oh nooooo
Grin And Bear It EditionAll Dazzling lovers are welcome. It doesn't matter if you're an Adagio, Aria or Sonatafag, let's all join in one place. Post anything of the Dazzlings: drawings, discussions, stories, fetishes, re-edits, gifs, re-made songs (written or, if you had the guts to, sung), anything you like. Come here and show that you're under their spell!Story Pastebin/Archived Threads:http://pastebin.com/NjS5LgYvArt Compilation:https://www.dropbox.com/sh/2cryg0c1bk3v92s/AABPY1McXUInkwm3xrO5116ca?dl=0For aspiring writers:http://pastebin.com/V1ujiyJthttp://pastebin.com/whCQ2GpXhttp://pastebin.com/bnMmZ2T3Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>23060792I mean the more aria fics the better
>>23060927I love you dagi please love me back
>>23061002>I'm not real anon
>>23061029
We dead again?
SEASON FIVE CONTINUES AT 11:30 AM Eastern/8:30 AM Pacific/3:30 PM UTC! Less than 8 hours to go!Episode 506: Appleoosa’s Most WantedWritten by Dave Polskyhttp://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2ovsayFriends Forever #16 (Diamond Tiara & Silver Spoon) storytimed here!>>23021666Discord might be an unusual friend, but he's a friend nonetheless. And when he's not causing trouble for any pony, he's possibly spending at least some of his free time enjoying the company of his friend Fluttershy. Possibly while causing more trouble. And she's certainly more than willing to take part of her day to do so.What kinds of weird adventures must those two have had in the world?>>23055394Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>23061916No
>>23061916The only way I am touching Dash is if I have to tongue punch her fart box
>>23061916Rub the back of her knee.
>>23061874>>23061893>>23061916but what if she orgasms
>>23061917Well your options are pretty fucking limited then.I can give you a Cheerilee, but only on leap years.Lets see, oh, the mayor is available, but she will bite the hand that touches so to speak.She seriously will bite the fuck out of your hand, she is faster then her age shows.s far as other background ponies you can touch we have Caramel. Flam, Applejack and Rose that are available at any time for rent.
Okay here's the drill guys. Put your music player on shuffle and post the first five songs. Others will try to guess your favorite pone. I'll startPink Floyd - MoneyMuse - NewbornTenacious D - KickapooThe Offspring - Why don't you get a jobDeftones - Around the fur
>>23061841Shit. Spitfire?
>>23059201Alright, let's see it, then.>Modest Mouse - Third Planet>Rob Zombie - The Ballad of Resurrection Joe and Rosa Whore>Chiwa Saitou - Futakotome>Chantal Kreviazuk - Leaving on a Jet Plane>Rasputina - Transylvanian Concubine
>Seatbelts - Waltz for Zizi>Daft Punk - Oh Yeah>Savant - Upgrade>Trigun - Cynical Pink>Scissor Sisters - Intermission
>Classixx - All You're Waiting For>Van Halen - Spanish Fly>Perfume - 1mm>3LAU - How You Love Me (Acoustic Ver.)>Metallica - The House Jack Built
>>23061895Twilight Sparkle
>You hadn't set out to find her.>She hadn't come to this world.>She was just here living among you.>And somehow you became friends.>Friendship..>You'd been, friends, for over a year.>An entire year.>No sex, no kisses, no cuddles, no hugs.>Just, casual, friendly talks, dates. >You'd held her hand once or twice, but..>It's been an entire year, and you've tried telling her how you feel.>But she just isn't listening..And, you really start to think, that she just isn't into you that way..Just friends is, all you'll ever be.>Meanwhile, she seems so happy and content just the way she is.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
الموت لل فروسية بنات و الشفق مع الأجنحة. لورين فاوست ليست سوى الخالق الحقيقي ل بلدي ليتل المهر وأنا خادمتها .و أيضا الموت إلى الولايات المتحدة الأمريكية وإسرائيل وكل ما جاز .
>>23053014https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bvHhBsUpVCk
>>23053014뭐야 .. 당신이나에대해서말을줬다고,이강아지자식아? 나는당신이해군특수부대에서내클래스의상단을졸업알아, 내가알 Quaeda에관한수많은비밀공습에참여했어요해, 그리고 300여확인살인있습니다. 저는고릴라전쟁에서훈련그리고전미무장세력의최고저격수이야하고있습니다. 넌내게아무것도하지만, 또다른목표없습니다. 제가정확하게당신에게지구에이전에본적이있는광경은대체를쓸어것입내말잘들어두세요. 당신은인터넷을통해나에게그입다물고절대로빠져나갈수있다고생각하는거야? 다시새끼를생각하시면됩니다. 당신이더폭풍, 구더기를준비있도록우리가말하는동안나는미국과당신의 IP에걸쳐첩자의내비밀네트워크를연락하고는지금추적중입니다. 그폭풍은당신의인생이라고가엾은것을지워버리고. 넌죽었어, 꼬마야놀아난거지. 나는언제, 어디서나있을수있는, 그리고 20 만일곱번이상적인방법으로당신을죽일수있다, 그래서그냥맨손입니다. 뿐만아니라제가광범위하게공수전투훈련,하지만난미국해병대의전체병기창에대한접근권한이있고나는대륙,이꼬마자식의얼굴저리불쌍한엉덩이를닦을하기위해전체범위를사용합니다. 당신의작은 "영리"댓글은당신에게파멸시킬정도였고어떤부정보복알고있다면저, 어쩌면당신은당신의망할혀를개최것이다. 하지만당신은그러면안되지수없었고, 지금당신은, 당신망할멍청이대가를치르고있지. 나는뒤집어똥분노것이고, 거기에빠져죽게됩니다. 당신땐죽었어.
>>23061875Google translate is fucking based. What to say about you and gave this dog bastard? I know you graduated top of my class in the Navy SEALs, I tried to participate in a number of secret raids on Al Quaeda, and has 300 confirmed killings. It's the best I can and sniper training in the armed forces and the National Gorilla war
>>23053215Oh no, looks like you have pone terrorists. Give me a kekond.
I've been in this hell hole of a fandom for around 2 years now, and I'm not sure I can hang on any longer. What makes you guys stay?
>>23059322You're just looking at the wrong artists, anon.
Imagination. I haven't watched any of season 5 yet, or the equestria movies. I just like to make stupid scenarios in my head like what if earthworm jim was in equestria, would psycrow come and mess with the changelings and call them bat boogers? do ponies like visiting the mole kingdom? what if the dragons ruled the ponies?
>>23059322>Furry porn>goofy as fuck>goofyy u mek me du dis?
>>23058888Haven't watched the show since rarara takes on faghatton.Why am I here?Not sure... There is a strange energy that draws me back here
>>23058888I don't know, to fulfill something empty?
2OT edition.Welcome back to /mlp/ Tower. Here, your main goal is to get to the end of the said floor. There will be an inventory for you to keep/use items from, as well as a set number of AnonPones you can use to explore the floor (People in the thread.) There are multiple interactive objects, such as switches, levers, giant metal springs, and such things. There are also many traps scattered throughout the floor, such as flamethrowers, bottomless pits, Spooky Scary Skeletons, and other objects that will kill or harm AnonPones. You have no floor diagram, alas "Flying Blind", and you will rely on >Greentext parts of the storyto move along.Where are we going today?
>>23058501very well then
>>23058501See if the column is bright enough to see my way around.G'nite Lawsmen.>>23058513Looks like we're alone now~
>>23058501Walk into the darkness as the darkness is my friend.
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Quick! Claim your waifu before someone else does! I Claim Chrysalis!
>>23061256e621post/show/319733/2013-animated-anus-balls-blonde_hair-braeburn_-mlp
>>23061149Wot
claimin Harold, i miss you bby
I claim nazihorse
>>23061823not-see horse?
I want to crumb inside Rainbow Dash.
>>23061897
>>23061897Sauce?
>Wanna see something, Anon?
>>23061853> Soviet products> Lasting> Working
>>23061880There are Soviet vacuum tubes still being sold to tube amp manufacturers.
>>23061880Well, apparently slavshit works pretty well as prostate massagers, according to /k/.
>>23061896/k/ really is a magical place
>>23061913
Someone was paid money to make this cover.
>>23053479I know I shouldn't be proud that is artist placed the mane 6 into home city... But I am.
>>23061790You still shouldn't, the worst artist did that.
>>23061828That's not the problem, the problem is he lives in th he biggest hipster wasteland since Portland, OR
>>23061685shitty dumbfuck imp oc he put in everything he does
>>23061845We're not all hipsters up here, faggot..
Today is the release date!Who all is not getting it due to yet another Enter-play distribution fuck-up?
>>23057068good luck
>>23058507
>>23057050>choose an opponentDid this card game turn into one for more than two players while I wasn't looking?
>>23061905It has had cards with similar text for a good while now. They're just trying to pre-emptively make these cards work with multiplayer in mind if that ever catches wind under it.
I was browsing the feels thread when I stumbled upon pic related. While touching, it got me thinking: "What would it be like to be not only the last of your kind, but the last living being of your planet?"More or less Anon in Equestria, but as last living being of Earth, not even the bacteria survived. How would that affect someone psychologically? What, if anything, knowledge of humanity, its history, and accomplishments would be recorded? Would bias creep into that recording? What would it be like to know that you are the endling of Earth, and that when you die, every bit of knowledge that Earth even existed except what you pass on dies with you.
>>23058488Please continue?
>>23060458No bacteria = eternally fresh food faglord
>>23060884good point. Completely forgot about that part. So it wouldn't be a matter of finding food, getting water, or any of that crap, it becomes a matter of "what the fuck am I going to do for the rest of my life?"Considering there's no people around to restrict you from doing anything, it wouldn't be that much of a problem, but the fact that you're completely alone could make things hard to bare
>>23058488
>>23060529This guy gets it perfectly. I'd probably try to find out exactly how much bloodshed they've had so I can appropriate the information I give them.If they've had more than 100.000 deaths in a war I'll tell them of ours.
PREVIOUSLY ON THE CRIMES AGAINST NATURE PROGRAM>>23002690>What is a 'Satyr Abomination' thread about?A satyr is what happens when a human and a pony decide to get freaky and end up having a child. This thread is dedicated to the art and written works about these lovable creatures.>What are the rules to 'Satyr Abomination' threads?It was decided that the best way to nurture and produce content was to adhere to a near complete lack of rules.>Satyr CharacterAnything is a variable. Names, gender, personality, background. It's all free game to be decided at the writers' and artists' discretion. Same thing goes for physical traits. You can have satyrs that can fly or magic shit, or not. Some keep such things vestigial. Cutie marks haven't really been addressed yet, but again, whatever the writer/artist wants.>Written StoryAs far as the written story itself is concerned, much of the same can be said. You can greentext, you can write in prose, you can use multiple POVs (how you utilize this is up to you), or anything else.>Story ElementsA large chunk of Satyr Abomination Thread's work is about parental feels. Of course you don't have to do that at all. We've got happy and sad feels, incest, adventure, and short snippets of everyday family life. It's generally all about the family unit here. Or a broken family, that works too.Master List:Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>23060564Wish you told me that before I did >>23058546 and >>23058781
Complete and comprehensive up-to-date list of all the satyrs that matter:TheSatyrsYouLove
>>23060857The best satyrs are born from the best harem. Yours.
While we're on the topic of updating lists, how about cleaning up the dropbox a little if you've got the time? I've seen quite a few pictures in the "Other" folder that does not have to be there.Like this picture here for example. This should clearly be in Trixie's folder.
>>23053767holy wowgreat to see you around, you've continued to improve