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[–]hurdur1 3727 ポイント3728 ポイント  (175子コメント)

So we can outsource our online insults now?

[–]dezmodium 1117 ポイント1118 ポイント  (150子コメント)

Yes. The best place to start is fiverr. I bought a half naked crackhead looking dude dancing around in a thong with tinfoil in his hair to sing happy birthday on the day my nephew was born and posted it to my sister's Facebook. When she was settled down from birthing the little dude later the next day she watched it and had a great laugh.

Total cost: $5. Totally worth it. Also bought two more of people saying "welcome to the world" and shit like that. Ended up being a really unique way to show her that I was so excited for her and her husband about our new little guy.

But I guess you could also pay them $5 to call someone a faggot, too.

EDIT:

The dancing dude: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Af2euxpgYF4

GreatGigsguy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rK8AlgULfqI

Rog (had to re-upload): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1AtenpocADM

[–]bretstar 457 ポイント458 ポイント  (71子コメント)

[–]joshmoneymusic 40 ポイント41 ポイント  (2子コメント)

I don't know about you but I definitely want to get all the grills.

[–]meth_lab_for_cutie 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I know who's going to star in my video-Christmas cards every year from now on..

"Gloots for the sloots" is how I plan to live my life starting today.

[–]LimeGreenTeknii 48 ポイント49 ポイント  (7子コメント)

I instantly thought of this video when you said that.

[–]Kewlhotrod 22 ポイント23 ポイント  (4子コメント)

What the hell is happening here?

[–]LimeGreenTeknii 17 ポイント18 ポイント  (0子コメント)

A user named Azuritereaction often used the phrase "eat a bag." When someone or something "ate a bag", they basically failed fantastically; basically they ate a bag of dicks, or they sucked a big cock.

However, he went on Fiverr and asked this guy to make a video for him. The phrase he wanted him to say was "Azurite eats bags." I think he was going to use this video for highlights of when something really trolley happened to him in a video game.

[–]whydoesmybutthurt 17 ポイント18 ポイント  (0子コメント)

AZURITE EATS BAGS! fck.

[–]iKhuu 13 ポイント14 ポイント  (0子コメント)

The internet is a wondrous place..

[–]braintrustinc 29 ポイント30 ポイント  (6子コメント)

I wonder if Andy Dick is on there yet.

[–]Triapod 27 ポイント28 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Drove Rog and Tyrone straight out of bussiness.

[–]ShitDick71 12 ポイント13 ポイント  (0子コメント)

What a time to be alive!

[–]arddit 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Joshua from Bombay will call you to tell you something about your mother.

[–]YeltsinYerMouth 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Do you not know about Rog and Tyrone?

[–]zauzau 1401 ポイント1402 ポイント  (50子コメント)

Anyone else impressed with the kid who's teaching?

[–]JiDongbutUK 1140 ポイント1141 ポイント  (33子コメント)

that fucker EXUDES confidence

[–]BuyMeCuteLingerie 820 ポイント821 ポイント  (14子コメント)

He isn't just saying that OP is a phaggot, he truly honestly believes that OP is a phaggot.

[–]aboveTHEcut 101 ポイント102 ポイント  (17子コメント)

You mean he has a stick. Girl in front flinched. What is the story with that?

[–]the_leprechauns_anus 162 ポイント163 ポイント  (12子コメント)

I don't think you caught it. He EXUDES confidence.

[–]sisonp 76 ポイント77 ポイント  (11子コメント)

When I say confidence, I mean fucking confidence.

  • 50dkp

[–]CleanBill 65 ポイント66 ポイント  (2子コメント)

I'm impressed with his font chalk writing skills.

[–]FrancisKey 15 ポイント16 ポイント  (1子コメント)

You can bet I'd need to wave a stick around and yell, if I used a ladder in front of my students.

[–]taco_whisperer 4416 ポイント4417 ポイント x2 (91子コメント)

This is why the US is falling behind, I didn't learn that until I was twice their age and already having sex with all of your mothers on Xbox live

[–]kayjay25 2129 ポイント2130 ポイント  (61子コメント)

I'd buy you gold for this but unfortunately I left all my money on your mother's dresser.

[–]taco_whisperer 896 ポイント897 ポイント  (37子コメント)

Can we still play catch on Sunday like you promised, or did you go to the cigarette store like the rest of my dads?

[–]someguyfromwinnipeg 429 ポイント430 ポイント  (27子コメント)

[–]DtotheOUG 38 ポイント39 ポイント  (0子コメント)

My people neeeed meeeee

[–]kantFTW 57 ポイント58 ポイント  (24子コメント)

Someone please reverse this.

[–]Jank1 170 ポイント171 ポイント  (18子コメント)

http://i.imgur.com/Te1Extz.jpg
Edit: for anyone interested, all I did was go to http://ezgif.com/reverse and upload the resulting file to imgur and shared it here.

[–]kantFTW 29 ポイント30 ポイント  (6子コメント)

That is beautiful.

[–]SopieMunky 41 ポイント42 ポイント  (4子コメント)

"Let me just leave this shit on the ground and walk away..."

WHOOOOOSH

"Yo pops, I thought I told you to stop pollutin motha fugga!"

[–]Jargen 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Why don't you go ask your mom. What was her name again?

[–]miistahmojo 12 ポイント13 ポイント  (1子コメント)

It would be rude to take it back out of her tip jar...

[–]gl77 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Out of all the OP's mom comments in here, I read yours in Sean Connery's voice automatically.

[–]Spawn_Beacon 33 ポイント34 ポイント  (5子コメント)

I just had a total flashback to when I hadn't ascended yet. It was CoD: Black Ops on Kowloon. There was this one guy literally screaming into the mic about doing everyone's mom to the entire team. There are some nostalgic things that happened on XBox Live, that I miss, but I don't miss that.

[–]Lothar_Ecklord 33 ポイント34 ポイント  (2子コメント)

There was a kid screaming about how everyone is modding and how horrible his life was because he couldn't get a kill and how he wants to be dead. I forgot my mic was public because I just left a party. So here I am cracking up and next thing I know, he is screaming "hey everybody! We have an old ass man in here! Get out, old man!" Etc. I'm 23 - "not an old ass man" - and it made me crack up worse. So he starts screaming about how much I suck and how bad I am. Till the round ended and I was at the top of the board... Ah, good times on CoD...

[–]niggastolemygiftcard 45 ポイント46 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Oh man. How much pussy I got back in my cod days. Great times

[–]JaiOhBe 15 ポイント16 ポイント  (0子コメント)

If we really buckle down as Americans, maybe one day kids even YOUNGER than this will be having sex with my mom. I dream of that day.

[–]Foffern 1512 ポイント1513 ポイント  (46子コメント)

Aw yeah, I took this course during my first week on Reddit.

[–]Thnito_Kyrios 355 ポイント356 ポイント  (42子コメント)

A whole reddit course? This was like basic training on 4chins.

[–]SageOfSkyrim 111 ポイント112 ポイント  (30子コメント)

Is he better or worse than that one guy 9gug?

[–]jubelo 73 ポイント74 ポイント  (28子コメント)

If reddit has taught me anything, its that 9gug is just below buttfeed in the rankings

[–]broadcasthenet 121 ポイント122 ポイント  (24子コメント)

[–]legomyego1010 76 ポイント77 ポイント  (5子コメント)

And Facebook is down there licking up the floor scraps from 9GAG.

[–]suoarski 18 ポイント19 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Where would buzzfeed fit in that model though?

[–]Silent-G 64 ポイント65 ポイント  (0子コメント)

They're off to the side collecting spillage and organizing it in a list while not giving anyone credit for shitting it out.

[–]EficientlyProficient 628 ポイント629 ポイント  (21子コメント)

They learn so fast

[–]Funspoyler 10 ポイント11 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Well, it only takes one trip to the internet to learn this lesson about OPs.

[–]bballspike 691 ポイント692 ポイント  (27子コメント)

OP was thinking one day, "You know what will get me a lot of karma to the front page? Teaching foreign kids to say 'OP is a faggot.' That'll work"

Well done OP, well done

[–]LiterallyKesha 16 ポイント17 ポイント  (3子コメント)

"You know what will get me a lot of karma to the front page?

This wasn't made for reddit. I could tell by the spelling of "phaggot" but it says it outright in the description that this was for Misc on Bodybuilding.com

[–]attentionpaysme 525 ポイント526 ポイント  (41子コメント)

[–]ncbstp 116 ポイント117 ポイント  (0子コメント)

What a time to be alive

[–]Willard_ 73 ポイント74 ポイント  (4子コメント)

I love this way more than what op posted. I had this song in my head for like a month. My gf doesn't even watch the show but she started singing as soon as I hummed the beginning.

[–]Madclown55 10 ポイント11 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Maybe that school also teaches bird law.

[–]FuriousTarts 18 ポイント19 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Now I want to see the reactions of the Sunny cast to this video.

[–]HumanGlitch 68 ポイント69 ポイント  (8子コメント)

My friend visited China, taught classes of 200 kids, and made them say all sorts of insane things. I was shocked and proud.

relevant

[–]alisadumb 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (2子コメント)

I love the kid at the end who lets out a little "hoo!"

[–]Gizortnik 158 ポイント159 ポイント  (7子コメント)

This reminds me of some of the children in Iraq when I was deployed.

"Hey kids!" smiles politely

"Mista! Fuck you! You suck dick!" enthusiastically flips me the bird

"I see the Marines have been here before."

[–]arturo_lemus 30 ポイント31 ポイント  (3子コメント)

[–]FuturaStalkee 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I remember seeing that film when I was little, and I didn't know what the finger meant. A few days later, we went to a roller disco and I was doing the finger indiscriminately, blissfully unaware.

[–]SmaugtheStupendous 427 ポイント428 ポイント  (16子コメント)

It is like they are reciting some scared scripture. I love it.

Oh the many ways in which this would and will be used on message boards, the possibilities are endless.

[–]Krakkin 35 ポイント36 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Hundreds of years from now this will be a hymn.

[–]reevnge 21 ポイント22 ポイント  (0子コメント)

O, O!

P, P!

OP, OP!

I, I!

S, S!

Is, is!

A, A!

P, P!

H, H!

A, A!

G, G!

G, G!

O, O!

T, T!

OP! OP!

Is a! Is a!

Phaggot! Phaggot!

OP! OP!

Is a! Is a!

Phaggot! Phaggot!

OP! OP!

Is a! Is a!

Phaggot! Phaggot!

[–]Neocoustic 23 ポイント24 ポイント  (1子コメント)

ओपी इस्सा फागोट

[–]gt250 117 ポイント118 ポイント  (2子コメント)

This video is probably gonna be posted and sampled for centuries to come. What a time to be alive.

[–]Praying__Mantis 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

what a time to be alive.

Born too late to explore th...

Whatever, you know how it goes.

[–]adarkfable 241 ポイント242 ポイント  (61子コメント)

4chan diversifies.

[–]alixceo 137 ポイント138 ポイント  (56子コメント)

Actually BB Misc. (Miscellaneous section of BodyBuilding.com)

[–]random012345 173 ポイント174 ポイント  (48子コメント)

I'm often really surprised that BB has always had such a massive influence on internet culture for being... well, a site for Body Building, and not typical things one may think would breed true internet memes like a video game or coding community may.

[–]KOTOR_III_CONFIRMED 87 ポイント88 ポイント  (38子コメント)

Indeed, there was a solid 2 years where every teenager had 4 or 5 misc memes in their vocabulary.

You mirin, you jelly; elbows too points/10, thick solid tight....I can't think of more right now...

edit: spot for sale, pm me

edit: spot sold to ZYZZ FEELS

Looking at life through a loaded gun.

Take your best shot aim it at the sun.

[–]usmauriga 118 ポイント119 ポイント  (5子コメント)

Don't forget "do you even lift bro?"

http://i.imgur.com/jiw9BAj.png

[–]SillyOperator 63 ポイント64 ポイント  (4子コメント)

Is..is that really the first use of it? My word...

[–]frankyfkn4fngrs 70 ポイント71 ポイント  (3子コメント)

Such an innocent question raised by Chris C on that one fateful night back in February 2002. Little did he know, 13 years later, it would become a phenomenon amongst the online fitness community. It's like cave paintings or some shit. Truly the words of the Gods.

[–]Tommy2255 27 ポイント28 ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's like cave paintings or some shit.

I think the best analogy is if archaeologists discovered cave paintings drawn with shit.

[–]brettfish5 36 ポイント37 ポイント  (3子コメント)

dat dere cell-tech

[–]KOTOR_III_CONFIRMED 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Who was the guy who did the 1-hand snatch and drank the bottle of milk? Is he still on misc?

[–]Foreveritisso 11 ポイント12 ポイント  (0子コメント)

"do I have potential?" Perhaps the most celebrated meme to come out of bodybuilding.

[–]newacctandsuch 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (4子コメント)

Well theyre all like in their 20s-30s now and still browsing the misc. Except now all they talk about is being a CEO 10k/day, uum among other shit.

[–]Rhythm825 18 ポイント19 ポイント  (2子コメント)

get the fuck outta here with this "talk about it" shit brah. brb ceo 10k/day slaying 10/10's you beta phaggot

negged

[–]IdoNOThateNEVER 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (2子コメント)

[–]tak08810 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Goddamn I love stuff like this - we'll never know if that guy was a really good troll or just some guy who's sort of dumb who refuses to admit he's wrong. Back in the days on SOHH, an old hip hop site I remember there were some classic moments lime that. One guy said a snake wasn't an animal, it was a reptile; another insisted a cube and square was the same thing, and yet another said that paper doesn't come from trees.

[–]tak08810 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Goddamn I love stuff like this - we'll never know if that guy was a really good troll or just some guy who's sort of dumb who refuses to admit he's wrong. Back in the days on SOHH, an old hip hop site I remember there were some classic moments lime that. One guy said a snake wasn't an animal, it was a reptile; another insisted a cube and square was the same thing, and yet another said that paper doesn't come from trees.

[–]AQUA2 21 ポイント22 ポイント  (0子コメント)

What can I say...Bodybuilders love their dank memes.

[–]veritasxe 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Lot's of random sites do. A few years ago, clubrsx.com and it's Lounge was enormous. I mean it was up there with bodybuilding.com and digg for it's influence on internet culture. It was based on a single car made by Honda...just weird.

[–]IAM_Deafharp_AMA 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Yeah. I'm pretty sure the pocket spaghetti came from that site.

[–]TotesMessenger 76 ポイント77 ポイント  (36子コメント)

[–]Thaufeki 79 ポイント80 ポイント  (25子コメント)

/r/videos is the new Headquarters of Racism just in case anyone was wondering.

[–]damendred 37 ポイント38 ポイント  (2子コメント)

It kinda can be.

Reading the comments on any video involving a black person and a crime is pretty shocking.

[–]tom_rorow 61 ポイント62 ポイント  (10子コメント)

I don't understand how this video is in any way racist. People need to stop imagining racism where there isn't any. By people I mean blacks. Fuck black people.

Ayy lmao

[–]onlyonebread 33 ポイント34 ポイント  (9子コメント)

They didn't mean this video is racist, but rather that /r/videos is known for being by far the most racist of the big subs on reddit.

[–]SirLockHomes 24 ポイント25 ポイント  (1子コメント)

And I fully agree. Remember the Baltimore protest videos and comments?

[–]onlyonebread 21 ポイント22 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I want to forget.

[–]AdonisChrist 289 ポイント290 ポイント  (107子コメント)

What the fuck??

Who's out there doing missionary work or teaching English to poor Indian kids and teaching them to say OP is a faggot for keks?

I'm not sure if I'm appalled or amazed.

Edit: Whoops. Didn't pay really any attention and was high enough that I'd already forgotten what the kids looked like/didn't take the time to think of/reference it while writing the comment. Obviously these kids aren't from Africa.

[–]aminebz 36 ポイント37 ポイント  (2子コメント)

For one these kids aren't even African. Looks South Asian (India, Pakistan, etc.)

[–]Kami7 24 ポイント25 ポイント  (0子コメント)

They look Indian to me.

[–]Odds-Bodkins 47 ポイント48 ポイント  (10子コメント)

It bothers me that it's just to amuse us. It feels kind of exploitative.

[–]janafan 56 ポイント57 ポイント  (24子コメント)

If I had to guess, I'd venture that there's some website you can go to where these guys will make a video like this for you for $20.

Yay. Let's exploit the economically disadvantaged for the lulz.

[–]sweet_nightmares 117 ポイント118 ポイント  (11子コメント)

If it leaves them $20 richer (which to them might mean actual nutrition or new shoes this week) and the developed world $20 poorer (what even is that, 1 week of a cell plan?), is it not a good thing? In this instance, I would definitely say the ends justify the means.

[–]natufian 191 ポイント192 ポイント  (2子コメント)

In this instance, I would definitely say the ends justify the memes.

FTFY.

[–]redlaserpanda 13 ポイント14 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I suppose it depends who that money is going to. I'd hope the kids get some but wouldn't be surprised if they don't.

[–]CaptainCazio 17 ポイント18 ポイント  (2子コメント)

It's $5, and $5 is actually a lot to people in India. They put an offer to do this on the website fiverr so they can make money, no one is being exploited here.

[–]ASK_ABOUT_STEELBEAMS 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Honestly it's a creative and clever way to make some money while entertaining us.

[–]ashrashrashr 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's a lot to some people in India. And by some, I mean many.

Generally speaking though, it'll buy you a pizza. That's about it.

[–]JediJofis 58 ポイント59 ポイント  (2子コメント)

So I see those Reddit sponsored schools in 3rd world countries are coming along rather nicely.

[–]newageyou 77 ポイント78 ポイント  (5子コメント)

This is wrong.

You can't go around teaching foreign kids misspellings of words like that. They grow up assuming that they had it right all along until they finally make it to America and white Paul starts making fun of them.

It's unethical.

[–]four_sticks 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

How else will they learn to bypass the language filters whilst browsing dank forums.

[–]mrpunaway 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's unethnical!

[–]tweiss84 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

What have we done.

[–]DominizZzle 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'm fucking done with life

[–]Oh_stop_it 100 ポイント101 ポイント  (4子コメント)

Jesus Christ, reddit.

[–]pylamb 16 ポイント17 ポイント  (1子コメント)

From the video description:

This video is brought to you by Penor Cut Enterprises. This video was made possible by BB.com's misc section and Ryan Deluca.

It's from bodybuilding.com. Here's the Misc thread discussing the video and this post.

[–]Sento- 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Jesus Christ, redditor for five years and all your comments have been the same. That's some true dedication.

[–]deeeflooo 20 ポイント21 ポイント  (3子コメント)

MISC oh how i miss you <3 been to long

[–]Hash43 45 ポイント46 ポイント  (7子コメント)

I don't really know what to think of this, but OP is a phaggot.

[–]IAmA_rare_pepe 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Thank you Professor Pepe Patel.

[–]HugoLoft 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

based

[–]CounterClockworkOrng 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Be prepared to see this on countless threads for as long as there is internet.

[–]BoooToYou 82 ポイント83 ポイント  (34子コメント)

I find it funny how if someone calls anyone a faggot here, in real life, he would be called a bigot, or even worse. We tell people not to use that word, and its frowned upon. It offends a vast number of people, and people have lost jobs from even saying it. Yet, here they are, teaching these kids to use the word (albeit 'ph', not 'f'), and a phrase, and Reddit applauds it.

Sure, the kids don't really know what they're saying! That's part of the joke! They are just reciting words and phrases with no real context or grasp to the meaning of it. Correct? They won't grow up to be homophobic or anything.

Now, if this were a religious setting, and these kids were reciting positive (not negative, even) words and phrases from a religious book, this would be downvoted, and people would be screaming "brainwashing!". "These poor children!". "Religion is evil!"

There's a word for it, I just can't put my finger on it. But that's none of my business anyway.

[–]fuzeebear 9 ポイント10 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Dank meme production has been moved offshore, and relies on child labor. Boycott the industry.

[–]skyboundzuri 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Great work kids!

In tomorrow's lesson, we'll cover "tits or gtfo".

[–]Triapod 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

The comment section has been surprisingly drama-free.

[–]Amino2 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

So glad I woke up 4 in the morning to browse reddit. Lmfao!

[–]Catch22af 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (3子コメント)

the way these kids are dressed looks like the Malaysian version of South Park.

[–]kjkang 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'm too drunk for this. I'm gonna laugh and throw up and laugh a little more goddammit