World History
- World is at peace
- Indus people invent writing, do great math
- Native Americans get hella advanced
- Africa has great medicine
- Persians are amazing artists
- Mongolia is scary powerful
- Et cetera
- Greece gets very racist and oppressive in general for just no reason
- Rome ruins themselves; why
- White people oppress themselves for 1000 years (Why?????)
- White people fight feudalism
- White people pat themselves on the back for not shitting on each other
- White people get out of control
- White people go to Congo and ruin everything
- White people go to China and ruin everything
- White people go to Congo again and ruin everything again
- White people go everywhere and ruin everything
- Mongolia stays strong through all of this; you go Mongolia
- White people export homophobia, racism, transphobia, ableism
- White people steal four continents
- White people force capitalism upon the world
- White people kill people everywhere
- White people threaten each other all the time
- White people drag everyone into huge wars
- White people pretend to promote democracy
- White people really just promote capitalism and militarized imperialism
- White people cause global warming
- White people continue to support systemic racism, imperialism, slavery
- White people pretend nothing is their fault
- Why
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