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[–]konspirazytheory 232 ポイント233 ポイント  (105子コメント)

If women won't talk to you, it's because feminism. That's gotta be it, right?

[–]FightingSiouxBaru 98 ポイント99 ポイント  (90子コメント)

Nah it's only if they think "I want to hold you down and fuck you" openers aren't cool. Feminism ruined that.

[–]hithazel 73 ポイント74 ポイント  (1子コメント)

[–]Kaison58 16 ポイント17 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I think we found the official analogy of /r/niceguys

[–]MayorFartbag 38 ポイント39 ポイント  (0子コメント)

And I would have gotten away with it if it wasn't for you meddling feminists!

[–]mrdm242 51 ポイント52 ポイント  (10子コメント)

In a way, because deep down these Nice Guys are all misogynistic jackasses. As soon as they encounter any sort of rejection, they reveal their true feelings about females.

[–]ChaccaronMaccaron 54 ポイント55 ポイント  (9子コメント)

FEEEEEEeeeemales

[–]maecheneb 66 ポイント67 ポイント  (0子コメント)

More like FEELmales, am I right? Because they have so many irrational feelings! But my raging hurt at any kind of rejection is totally rational, though

[–]ANUSTART942 12 ポイント13 ポイント  (2子コメント)

HOO-mon FEEEEEemales.

[–]Jake0024 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Whatever, Ax

[–]LKdubbs 23 ポイント24 ポイント  (3子コメント)

are strong as hell...

[–]mrdm242 10 ポイント11 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Dammit!

[–]drac07 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's a miracle!

[–]thetates 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Welp, that's in my head now. And I have a feeling it ain't leaving any time soon.

[–]musubk 84 ポイント85 ポイント  (1子コメント)

What lol.

This guy has been stewing about the evils of feminism for an hour because he didn't get an immediate reply on Tinder.

[–]Yo-S-I 49 ポイント50 ポイント  (0子コメント)

This is also known as "Performing a Reddit".

[–]shizu_murasaki 131 ポイント132 ポイント  (4子コメント)

How did he try to pick up chicks?

Bradly.

[–]ElCrowing 16 ポイント17 ポイント  (3子コメント)

He's just a hunk anyway, who cares?

[–]Dos_Manos 18 ポイント19 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Bringo.

[–]reatardbones 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

[–]ruthluss 56 ポイント57 ポイント  (1子コメント)

His name is spelled like an adverb. It's such a Bradly thing to say. How Bradly is that?

[–]ranchdepressing 30 ポイント31 ポイント  (0子コメント)

To Bradly go where no woman's ever gone before.

[–]WeylandYutani42 86 ポイント87 ポイント  (7子コメント)

I find this much funnier as a Bradley Fighting Vehicle that gained sentience and now attempting to interact with humans based exclusively on input from niceguys and TRP- leading to it's clumsy, robotic way of switching between responses.

Poor Bradly. He just wants to be more human.

COMPILING FILES... DONE

RUN Seduction.exe

[COMMENTARY/STYLE/ALPHA]:

"You are a perfect mixture of sexy and cute that makes me want to hold you down and slap your ass in bed, but also kiss and cuddle the hell out of you."

[CONFUSION, NO RESPONSE GIVEN]

[...EXTRAPOLATING THEORIES...]

[SEARCHING FILES ON... 'Negging']:

"You really are bad at holding a conversation."

[COMMENTARY/STYLE/EDGE=11]:

"Feminism is a plague to society."

[–]ranchdepressing -2 ポイント-1 ポイント  (1子コメント)

I want to gild you for this.

[–]Bluechacho 14 ポイント15 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Well, you're doing that task bradley

[–]ranchdepressing 34 ポイント35 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Over 90 minutes of silence= feminism. A tried and true fact.

[–]TheHoundsOFLove 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (1子コメント)

I've barely talked to or texted anyone all day. My feminism levels are through the roof right now.

[–]ranchdepressing 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

One time I was at a sleepover and my friend spoke in her sleep. That's how I knew she wasn't a true feminist.

[–]L0BST3R 27 ポイント28 ポイント  (5子コメント)

Boy that escalated quickly.

[–]JoshSidekick 47 ポイント48 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I feel like if we waited 10 more minutes, he would have dropped the N-word.

[–]Merlord 29 ポイント30 ポイント  (2子コメント)

It's such a hilarious non-sequitur, I was totally thrown off-guard. From now on whenever there's an awkward silence in conversation I'm going to sigh heavily and say "Feminism is a plague to society".

[–]Lirael 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (1子コメント)

It's the new "Thanks, Obama".

[–]JoeBidenBot 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Hi.

[–]fgdncso 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Like immediately

[–]cdb3492 25 ポイント26 ポイント  (0子コメント)

The neckbeard has existed long before feminism. He now believes women's rights have destroyed his chances of finding a mate. In times of yore, he would have been branded the village idiot, or just continue to live with his parents...unable to spread his vitriol to others.

[–]kivaariHelix 18 ポイント19 ポイント  (1子コメント)

"Feminism is a plague to society"

I gotta remember that pickup line...

[–]Mr_Baux 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

If there's one thing chicks love more than creepy fantasies about them, it's structural oppression. ;) /s

[–]Turkish_Starwars 16 ポイント17 ポイント  (3子コメント)

Way to steal a pickup line from crazy stupid love

[–]UserIWantedWasTaken 14 ポイント15 ポイント  (0子コメント)

He probably just saw that movie and this is his poor attempt at copying Ryan Gosling pick up game.

[–]DorothyGaleEsq 9 ポイント10 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I think it's hilarious that people use this movie as a "how to" to pick up chicks when that's the complete opposite of what the movie was about.

[–]Jalapeno_blood 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (0子コメント)

What an awful website.

[–]WonderThunder 16 ポイント17 ポイント  (3子コメント)

Dude. He talks about hitting her, and then flips out after a half hour. Bullet dodged.

...and this was at 2 pm. Doesn't he have a job? What is he doing?

[–]6isNotANumber 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

You have to leave the basement to find a job in most cities....

[–]DreamCatcher24 -1 ポイント0 ポイント  (1子コメント)

You could text at work..

[–]thatgamerguy 10 ポイント11 ポイント  (0子コメント)

34 minutes from initiating with disingenuous compliments to beginning to angrily bash her.

[–]WinstonCup426 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (0子コメント)

This veered off in so many terrible directions so quickly.

[–]WindamEarle 18 ポイント19 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yeah, because feminism is totes the reason you do poorly with the opposite sex bud.

[–]raymillz1 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Bradly*

[–]Jeanei 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

You are beautiful. Please respond. Bitch.

[–]bland_ 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Classic Bradley.

[–]winstonsmithluvsbb 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'm a fucking loser, who is also corny as fuck? Umpossible... it's feminism's fault.

[–]ey_bb_wan_sum_fuk 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

That second message though. Pretty funny.

[–]COPCO 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I always love how quickly they descend, too. It took less than three hours to go from wanting to hating.

[–]wuziwu 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

The persons phone could have died or like me one day i left it at home. Give it 24 hours before you freak out.

[–]304NotFound 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Damn, 0 to 100 to 200 really fuckin' fast.

[–]moderndaycassiusclay 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Well that escalated quickly.

[–]BalesofCocaine 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Man, imagine how it must go down whenever Bradly orders a pizza: "Yes, I'd like to place an order for a large pepperoni with mushrooms please, and if you could add on a liter of Pepsi that would be absolutely fantastic. You really are a terrible restaurant. Hitler did nothing wrong."

[–]whybotherman 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Like I see these messenger posts all the time on this sub, but I'm having a hard time believing someone would even proceed to talk in such a way. Honestly these people are so out of touch with reality, I have a hard time believing you posters didn't photoshop this. But hey, it gets me laughin so keep whatever you're doin up.

[–]Wereraccoon 21 ポイント22 ポイント  (1子コメント)

You should try making a fake female profile. You'll be surprised how common this is. :(

[–]Shadrixian 12 ポイント13 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I've done this before. The number of guys who get horny from a clothed picture is disturbing.

[–]pearlinspector -4 ポイント-3 ポイント  (2子コメント)

I think this is more cringe than niceguy.

[–]Nackles 12 ポイント13 ポイント  (1子コメント)

The "feminism" bit is what pushed it over IMO.

[–]pearlinspector 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yeah this guy is some kind of renaissance man.