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[–]Got2beReal 1343 ポイント1344 ポイント  (146子コメント)

For some reason, the French makes it even cuter.

[–]TheContrarian2 121 ポイント122 ポイント  (40子コメント)

I think this is the same adorable girl relating a story about an Alligator. I love the pronunciation of many of the words. Beautiful.

[–]BronYrAur07 51 ポイント52 ポイント  (24子コメント)

Children speaking other languages are just adorable in general. I believe this kid is speaking Portuguese, just love the way some of the words are pronounced.

[–]Pamander 18 ポイント19 ポイント  (3子コメント)

Oh my god I grew ovaries and exploded them.

[–]Rixxer 21 ポイント22 ポイント  (0子コメント)

That kid's just slick as fuck and tryna get out of eatin fuckin octopus.

[–]MaliciousH 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (0子コメント)

If I ever have a kid and they explain to me why they don't want to eat meat like that, they win, I'll entertain and facilitate them going meatless. Not to say that I won't try to convince them to at least eat eggs, cheese and the like for easy protein. A growing body needs nutrients.

[–]jhc14151 26 ポイント27 ポイント  (7子コメント)

It doesn't even have to be another language. Any kid with a foreign accent is adorable.

[–]Stagamemnon 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

every time i watch this video i hafta start cuttin' up some damn onions so this kid doesn't hafta eat animals anymore!!

[–]Dirus 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I wonder if he's still a vegetarian.

[–]EmAyeTeaTee 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

As a long time Vegetarian, it was nice to hear someone who gets it ... really understands. A child, at such a young age, really gets it. So I said something beautiful. Yes, yes you did, young Sir. Yes you did.

[–]Samsarasamsara 29 ポイント30 ポイント  (1子コメント)

She's like a tiny Amelie

[–]mr_wowtrousers 11 ポイント12 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Yeah, this is one of the best stories ever :D Someone please animate it!!

[–]EmAyeTeaTee 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

If they do, please send me the link. I'll give you & the animator gold.

= )

[–]blackhp2 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (0子コメント)

That was a rollercoaster of a story!

[–]crustychicken 12 ポイント13 ポイント  (6子コメント)

Watching these videos of these two children (the video that /u/BronYrAur07 linked too) who have languages other than English as their native language, makes me wonder about the translations themselves. I only understand English, and whenever I see videos of English-speaking children, their sentence structure, the thoughts themselves, and the vocabulary seem very simple, and I guess appropriate, for lack of a better word, of a child.

For example, when asked if she thinks daddy will be mad, she replies "No, not if there isn't any evidence." That, to me at least, seems rather advanced for a child, both in complexity of the sentence and vocabulary. What child of the age of what, 4 or 5? fully comprehends the word "evidence" and knows how to use it? Are non-English speaking children generally better spoken and have a higher intellect than children who are native English speakers (particularly the United States), or do these translation videos typically have a more formal, "adult," translation?

[–]tsidwick 11 ポイント12 ポイント  (2子コメント)

You're right, she doesn't say anything about evidence, the mother says, "we will get told off." and she replies "we won't get told off" in a very babyish voice, the translation is very shoddy.

[–]Aldaron13 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I don't know about shoddy. It's very inaccurate, but it's somehow more adorable with the given translation.

[–]crustychicken 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Very interesting. So it is just a formal, "adult" translation then. I doubted a child using the adjective "frightening." Thanks for clearing that up. I know the US is behind in education, but that scared me a bit lol.

[–]grundyhippie 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

The French I am dicey on, but the little one speaking Portuguese was translated perfectly.

From my limited ability with the language, they pretty much followed him word for word.

And small kids can pick up an amazing vocabulary.

[–]Sk8ynat 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (1子コメント)

We watched this in my French class years ago! Turns out I'm still terrible at French.

[–]thairussox 457 ポイント458 ポイント  (43子コメント)

a thief is a thief... hang her!

[–]Roderickje 145 ポイント146 ポイント  (38子コメント)

Why not the guillotine?

[–]OfferChakon 31 ポイント32 ポイント  (9子コメント)

it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes

[–]420kbps 16 ポイント17 ポイント  (3子コメント)

GUILLOTINE

YAH

[–]Dvst 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (1子コメント)

GET BROKE BY THE STREET LIKE BLOOD-STAINED GLASS

[–]tjb755 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (0子コメント)

CHOKE ON THESE NUTS TIL THE VERY LAST

[–]xXFluttershy420Xx 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

OUT OF THE SHADOWS BARRAGE OF WITCH TONGUE CULT SPIT OVER APOCALYPTIC CULT KILLER CAULDRON SMOKE STOMP MUSIC SERIOUSLY YAH

[–]SwigidySwagPooInABag 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (3子コメント)

you find death grips in the strangest of places

[–]shutmouth 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (2子コメント)

I'm gonna go see them in Brooklyn this July.... I'm so happy.....

[–]SwigidySwagPooInABag 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Seeing them in Seattle in June. So fucking excited.

[–]thairussox 61 ポイント62 ポイント  (20子コメント)

a punishment like that is too quick for such a crime

[–]ForceBlade 111 ポイント112 ポイント  (15子コメント)

Oh.

:( puts guillotine blade back in shed

[–]TheDubah 50 ポイント51 ポイント  (5子コメント)

Next time bud, I promise.

[–]rob_var 27 ポイント28 ポイント  (2子コメント)

That's what you said last time :/

[–]FuckinNiceKitty 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Don't worry my friend. The revolution season is just around the corner. Plenty of heretics and traitors heads will roll then.

[–]Quad9363 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (1子コメント)

You said that LAST time.

[–]Vepper 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (6子コメント)

Its okay champ, let's go for ice cream later, you can even get rainbow sprinkles.

[–]justduck01 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Didn't they often have to drop the blade more than once because it got dull and it wouldn't make it all the way through the neck on the first try?

Edit: Okay, I was wrong. Sue me for asking a question.

[–]randomcoincidences 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (0子コメント)

No, it was developed for the purpose of preventing that exact scenario w/ axes and inaccurate headsman. The weight driving the guillotine guarenteed it

[–]blumcup 21 ポイント22 ポイント  (3子コメント)

I always loved this excerpt from Les Miserables

"A scaffold, when it is erected and prepared, has indeed a profoundly disturbing effect. We may remain more or less open-minded on the subject of the death-penalty, indisposed to commit ourselves, so long as we have not seen a guillotine with our own eyes. But to do so is to be so shaken that we are obliged to take our stand for or against. (...) The guillotine is the ultimate expression of Law, and its name is vengeance; it is not neutral, nor does it allow us to remain neutral. He who sees it shudders in the most confounding dismay. All social questions achieve their finality around that blade. The scaffold is an image. It is not merely a framework, a machine, a lifeless mechanism of wood, iron, and rope. It is as though it were a being having its own dark purpose, as though the framework saw, the machine listened, the mechanism understood; as though that arrangement of wood and iron and rope expressed a will. In the hideous picture which its presence evokes it seems to be most terribly a part of what it does. It is the executioner's accomplice; it consumes, devouring flesh and drinking blood. It is a kind of monster created by the judge and the craftsman; a spectre seeming to live an awful life born of the death it deals."

[–]Divides-By-Zer0 16 ポイント17 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Yeah dude, that kids obviously a genius. Its like 3 and can already speak French... I was like a Junior in college before I became even remotely fluent.

[–]dizeaze 10 ポイント11 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Interesting choice to refer a kid as 'it'.

[–]Knave67 27 ポイント28 ポイント  (28子コメント)

What doesn't French make better?

[–]elbeardzo 62 ポイント63 ポイント  (14子コメント)

Toast, bread, kissing, maids...checks out.

[–]HalfandHoff 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (7子コメント)

French fries there okish over there

[–]JustLurking999 16 ポイント17 ポイント  (6子コメント)

French fries are Belgian..

[–]HalfandHoff 12 ポイント13 ポイント  (2子コメント)

[–]natjo 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (1子コメント)

I bet if he had an arm he'd beat me at arm wrestling.

[–]SomeKindOfChief 9 ポイント10 ポイント  (9子コメント)

I spoke french before english (now my main language) but damn if french rap isn't hilarious.

[–]Northumberlo 15 ポイント16 ポイント  (8子コメント)

Do you mean France French, or maybe Québec French, or possibly Acadien French?

J'suis Acadien. C'est right nice la.

[–]Sashieden 13 ポイント14 ポイント  (1子コメント)

[–]Jakedubbleya 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

That is fucking sweet

[–]seriously_stopit 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

L'accent Acadien c'est juste magique <3

[–]edaddyo 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

My grandfather spoke Acadian French (as he was OG LA Cajun). Damn my mother for being a lazy ass and not learning it.

[–]tenebrar 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Brevity.

[–]unique-name-9035768 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Menage a trois just sounds better than threesome.

[–]Coogcheese 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

It reminds me of Nibbles...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9CcCCTFquY

[–]canontb81 24 ポイント25 ポイント  (3子コメント)

French from France makes it cute - French from Quebec would be annoying.

[–]sillyfox 9 ポイント10 ポイント  (2子コメント)

I'm not so sure about that. Montreal's got it's fair share of well-spoken adorable children.

[–]ButNotToday 18 ポイント19 ポイント  (1子コメント)

You're on a list now.

[–]ElCaz 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (0子コメント)

A nanny list. You know how hard it is to get good child care in that city?!

[–]ender89 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (13子コメント)

Right? I have to move to France now. Or Montreal, let's not get crazy.

[–]dball37 12 ポイント13 ポイント  (7子コメント)

it's a different kind of french in quebec, not a different language, but a different accent that makes it less romantic and cute.

[–]handshape 11 ポイント12 ポイント  (5子コメント)

It might as well be a different language. I blew many, many years learning French, not knowing that in Quebec, they speak Joual.

Excusez-moi, monsieur - où est la toilette? J'ai vraiment envie.

Hé, toé -- y'est où la bécosse... Mes yeux virent jaune!

[–]scp9110 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (0子コメント)

T'exagères le gros.

[–]laberge 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Needs more "hé"s in there and a few "ben" for good measure

[–]Sinartionel 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Never seen anyone anyone that wasn't 60 years+ speaking like that.

[–]ESL_fucker 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

où sont les toilettes?

FTFY

[–]patio87 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (4子コメント)

Montreal looks like a European city from the street views I've seen, very cool.

[–]mangoman13 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (3子コメント)

I think you mean Quebec City, Montreal is just like any other Western city.

[–]ElCaz 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (1子コメント)

No, Montreal's old town is both very old and European flavoured. The rest of the city has certain European elements to it too. Walkable neighbourhoods, drinking in parks, amazing and fresh food everywhere...

[–]Littlewigum 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I think I could learn a foreign language like this.

[–]uJumpiJump 557 ポイント558 ポイント  (17子コメント)

[–]baronvoncommentz 74 ポイント75 ポイント  (12子コメント)

Upvote the original - content thieves like this on youtube are insufferable.

[–]BobC813 46 ポイント47 ポイント  (0子コメント)

This guy should have hid the evidence in the trash and then hid under a table

[–]basilarchia 28 ポイント29 ポイント  (8子コメント)

There really needs to be something that reddit can do to handle this because there is money to be made (stolen) from people that create good content.

It's not acceptable that this post exists. There should be an option (perhaps a moderator option) that allows the moderator to replace OP's link with the original content link.

There should perhaps be repercussions to the OP for posting this link.

[–]chingon_carnal 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Thank you. OP merely ripped an existing video, posted it to reddit, and voila! OP = ***

[–]gime20 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Holy shit, this was posted 7 years ago? she's probably old enough to post it herself now

[–]Ze_maestro 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

There's a second follow up video too

https://vimeo.com/833990

[–]GridSquid 487 ポイント488 ポイント  (10子コメント)

"Honey is there anyone under the table?"

"No"

"That is good."

[–]tokyozombie 78 ポイント79 ポイント  (0子コメント)

"Hi honey!"

"There's no one under the table!"

"Ooooooookaaaaaayyy..."

[–]Lampmonster1 226 ポイント227 ポイント  (8子コメント)

Bend over.

[–]Coitalwitticism 45 ポイント46 ポイント  (0子コメント)

ಠ_ಠ

[–]AATroop 119 ポイント120 ポイント  (6子コメント)

[–]tidder112 35 ポイント36 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Will is so great at these types of stories. Craig cracking to laugh is contagious.

[–]idkjulio 9 ポイント10 ポイント  (4子コメント)

Woah, slow down. What movie is this and why is this the first that I hear of it?

[–]BitingInsects 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Eastbound & Down it's a series.

[–]jahoel 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (1子コメント)

eastbound and down, its in the video title

[–]thetruepunk 113 ポイント114 ポイント  (17子コメント)

No....I got sucked in I wanted to know what happened. Did the dad find out. Did her plan work....

[–]Shady_As_Fudge 238 ポイント239 ポイント  (15子コメント)

the dad found out and brutally murdered his entire family in a fit of rage

[–]flatlander00321 44 ポイント45 ポイント  (11子コメント)

The dad was Chris Benoit?

[–]Damadawf 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (2子コメント)

That's odd, I typed that name into google but nothing came up. Especially on wwe.com. Are you sure you spelled it right?

[–]joeknowswhoiam 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Pretty sure Chris Benoit never existed, the crippler crossface can melt steel beams!

[–]ButNotToday 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (1子コメント)

maan..i used to like that wrestler

[–]fuckyoubarry 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

still do

[–]conner88 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Ol' rage quit.

[–]FoxBattalion79 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

le rage quit

[–]qwertymodo 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Then who uploaded the video?

[–]lawlietreddits 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Here's a longer version. It doesn't really develop much further, though.

[–]arcticmonk3y 37 ポイント38 ポイント  (1子コメント)

fuckin ocean eleven over here

[–]micmea1 16 ポイント17 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Kids going to be robbing banks with cuteness in just a few years time. "Put the money in the bag, but don't tell the police, shhh!"

[–]invisiblemute 65 ポイント66 ポイント  (4子コメント)

This is Capucine, and I think this is the original channel it came from.

[–]frecklesaresofetch 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (2子コメント)

I was just about to post the Once upon a time... video. I thought they looked awfully similar. The way she says hippopotamus gets me every time.

[–]WhoBeCreepin 129 ポイント130 ポイント  (50子コメント)

[–]hippopotame 64 ポイント65 ポイント  (7子コメント)

This inspired my username, the way she says hippopotame is so god damn cute.

[–]Crafty_Schemer 14 ポイント15 ポイント  (6子コメント)

Redditor for 3 years... video is more than 3 years old. This checks out. Carry on good sir.

[–]markevens 34 ポイント35 ポイント  (9子コメント)

Her eyes are so BIG!

[–]Ischuros 28 ポイント29 ポイント  (0子コメント)

''The hippopotamus was not in the water because he prefers to kill himself''. Gee, didn't know old Hippo was so depressed lately...

[–]Catawamoctopus 57 ポイント58 ポイント  (14子コメント)

The hell? I don;t speak French, but she seems to speak with better control of language than most kids around that age do in the US that I have come across. Maybe it's because she's talking to someone she knows, but I deal with that age group a lot (Around ages 5-7) and they always mumble or get caught up on words. This girl told a great story seemingly off the top of her head.

[–]Azzmo 45 ポイント46 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Rewatch it and notice that there's an edit every 4 seconds.

Many normal children will sound smart - just as any athlete will look amazing - when you watch just the highlights.

[–]THEsolid85 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (0子コメント)

every 4 seconds

Keep watching. The whole thing. There are lots of cuts in the first minute or so, but after that she goes on and on and on.

[–]paynehouse 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

[–]nofap3321 11 ポイント12 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I love this version of Winnie the Pooh

[–]furiouspumpkin 16 ポイント17 ポイント  (5子コメント)

this is the the best. It makes me rub my belly in a maternal way.

[–]tashidagrt 13 ポイント14 ポイント  (3子コメント)

And I ain't even pregnant.

[–]coolico 33 ポイント34 ポイント  (2子コメント)

And I am an obese bearded man.

[–]Willywonkahc 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Jesus christ.. that was adorable.

[–]RscMrF 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (1子コメント)

She is quite the bard. The hippo was allergic to magic, what a twist.

[–]IAmATriceratopsAMA 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

She looks like a French version of Dora the Explorer.

[–]recoverybelow 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

textbook definition of sad puppy eyes

[–]badaccount99 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

My nieces (from Atlanta GA, USA) have been raised to speak both English and French. This reminds me of them so much! I learned french in school (way too many years ago). I understand about one out of every five words they say, just like these kids.

[–]TurdFergusonPlease 36 ポイント37 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I melted at 'oui'.

[–]ziggyjuarez 98 ポイント99 ポイント  (5子コメント)

The next Einstein, only 3 years old and speaking french

[–]lezarium 29 ポイント30 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Just wait until she can count to 5!

[–]beatsdropheavy 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (1子コメント)

if i have my facts straight, i believe Einstein didn't speak until he was 5

[–]McKoijion 25 ポイント26 ポイント  (0子コメント)

That's the cutest thing since the Korean stranger danger video.

[–]donald347 10 ポイント11 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Isn't this the little girl who told the story about the animals and the ghosts. She looks younger in this one.

[–]Rectal_Wisdom 87 ポイント88 ポイント  (8子コメント)

how can a kid at that age already speak french?

[–]hydec 62 ポイント63 ポイント  (1子コメント)

i know right? what the fuck. this is america. this fucking immigrants dont ever bother teaching english to their kids anymore. I was at the dmv the other day and the computer said some shit like tu cest le immigrant? My dad didnt fight in appotamox for this shit.

[–]thisisATHENS 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Build a fence from New York to Maine I say.

[–]capt-next-a-hoe 46 ポイント47 ポイント  (18子コメント)

I don't know if I want to be childfree anymore.

[–]BENT_PENIS 22 ポイント23 ポイント  (11子コメント)

If you can marry a French woman and have French kids, do it

[–]keegalo 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (9子コメント)

Or a Spanish woman and have Spanish kids :)

[–]Jakedubbleya 33 ポイント34 ポイント  (7子コメント)

Or a moon woman and have moon kids.

[–]valdin450 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (4子コメント)

Okay yeah forget everything else I want some fuckin moon babies

[–]Becquerine 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (1子コメント)

You doing ok Sokka?

[–]Jakedubbleya 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Aaaaaaand I'm sad.

[–]PoorMinorities 11 ポイント12 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Just watch cute child videos for 18 years for free.

[–]zeCrazyEye 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I think you watch cute child videos for 12 years then shitty Jayden Smith videos for 6 years.

[–]stewmberto 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Admit it, kids can be pretty fuckin cute

[–]guyguy23 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

You do.

[–]dgoberna 69 ポイント70 ポイント  (5子コメント)

Awww.. Go, recent dad hormones, go.

[–]zaphod_beeble_bro 25 ポイント26 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Ah, recent dad status is a hell of a thing. Do your spider senses tingle at the sound of random newborns crying? after a while you just perk up and get ready for war when you hear a baby cry, even if it isn't your own.

[–]495051 52 ポイント53 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Adorable until the dad comes in an mercilessly beats the two of them for stealing his candy.

[–]RarelyReadReplies 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Wow, I laughed way too hard at that... It's the ridiculousness of it, couple of lollipops and you're dunzo. It was worth the risk though.

[–]bnanapancake 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Reasons why I became an au pair in Paris...how can you resist?

[–]TempleMarch2 22 ポイント23 ポイント  (2子コメント)

MY OVARIES! and I'm a man!

[–]Haasts_Eagle 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (1子コメント)

It's okay, you can say she makes your balls ache lovingly. We won't judge you.

[–]notgayinathreeway 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[–]Dingid_Forester 19 ポイント20 ポイント  (2子コメント)

this still doesn't make me want to have a child of my own in any way. however, i can't say that i wouldn't enjoy having a little accomplice like this witty young whippersnapper by my side. she could be my voice of reason telling me how to conduct my life choices.

time to put an ad on craigslist as an adult male seeking underage female... wish me luck!

[–]pedrobeara 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

now I should have thought of this.

[–]stewmberto 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

inb4 v&

[–]Zetsubou51 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Looks like the original video was released on Vimeo seven years ago.

https://vimeo.com/707539

I am curious to know how these people are doing. It's almost creepy in a way. You see a small journal of peoples lives, then...they just stop.

[–]Deluxe_Flame 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Hey honey, Just so you know there is nobody under the table. ;)

What?! Is it Larry?

[–]89reatta 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

That damn Larry is always hiding under the desk. He must be going for a promotion.

[–]dj3236 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (2子コメント)

So did she get away with it?? Stupid cliff hangers

[–]BENT_PENIS 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

She died

[–]LittleSandor 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

She would have if it weren't for her meddling mother putting her admission of guilt on YouTube.

[–]youwilldespiseme 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

She stole my damned heart too. :/

[–]bai5peach 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

holy shit, i nearly fell out of my chair laughing

[–]holywhat3 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Kids are so simple. Me and my niece did a lil something like this the other day. The whole peek a boo thing is kinda real in there mind for while

[–]serrakat 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (1子コメント)

If anyone has access to the Capucine video of "pump it" that would make my entire year.

[–]jeffislearning 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

"Don't worry your secret is safe with me."

shows husband video

[–]Wood_tick 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Aside the facet this little girl is cute, but she speaks French. I would give her anything she would want. Shit my little girls speak English and get what they want!

[–]HATEPRIDE 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

14 Words and this is why.

[–]qhc23 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

For some reason, the French makes her more guilty

[–]Coogcheese 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

The original is four years old! How is it possible that I'm just seeing this?

[–]SaveTheSpycrabs 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Did she tell a story a while back in another adorable video?

[–]ishirtu 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Nothing better being french than a child that speaks french!

[–]Amusing_Reddit_Name 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'd split her in half like a piece of firewood.

[–]ekajrepus 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

That's a smart kid. So young and already speaking French.

[–]dromoe 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Best Anne Frank cosplay in a while.

[–]gyrocartz 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Holy crap cuteness overload

[–]purplegraipz 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Un voleur est un voleur ... Accrochez elle!

[–]the_rider9 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Pendez-la*

[–]Pete_Lag 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Acrrochez elle= Hang she.
You meant ''Pendez-la'' which does mean Hang her. If you try to pronounced it, it would sound more or less like: Pan.Day.Law

[–]mikoboo 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Was she speaking weird french? I thought my French was decent and I hardly understood any of what she said without the help of the captions.

[–]mexicodude908 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

damn French children are masterminds

[–]jaroiten 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Did she get caught by daddy?

[–]alexceello 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Cute

[–]Vallarta21 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Shes so adorable, smart and cute! :)

[–]thudly 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Reminds me of this

[–]kpowers84 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Feels like I'm watching a low budget Jean-Pierre Jeunet movie

[–]gosutag 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Adorable until diabetes.

[–]KanadaKid19 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I think this is a perfect french class lesson.