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<discord_danzig> you're not even a mod of r/drama
<discord_danzig> I am
<discord_danzig> #drama is mine
<BipolarBear0> I understand your desire to kill a community out of spite, JR
<BipolarBear0> But don't try to fuck with history as if I didn't create #drama and grow it to what it is today
<discord_danzig> nalixor, tell bear to give up his power hungry grasp over shit that aint his
<discord_danzig> and maybe I will
<BipolarBear0> Can you tell me how it isn't mine?
<BipolarBear0> Are you still drunk, dude?
<discord_danzig> Bear is the snoonet admin
<BipolarBear0> So is nalixor
<discord_danzig> tell him to take to whisper
<BipolarBear0> Seriously, it's a little late to still be wasted
<discord_danzig> im actually quite sober
<BipolarBear0> Are you?
<BipolarBear0> Because you know, you're fighting against that whole substance abuse problem
<discord_danzig> you're really making yourself look sympathetic right now.
<discord_danzig> Not like all of reddit hates your sociopathic ass anyway.
<BipolarBear0> But it's okay, because your dead 85-year-old sugar daddy ex-husband left you in his will after you forced his siblings out
<BipolarBear0> Me, sociopathic?
<JustPassingThrough> jesus dude
<BipolarBear0> Maybe I should ask your late husband who you waited for to die so you could seize his estate
<BipolarBear0> Will he think you were being sociopathic?
<discord_danzig> wow, you're not a sociopath at all
<discord_danzig> really proving that
<BipolarBear0> I guess he was into it, you know, if I were an 80-year-old dude I'd jump at the chance to fuck a 17-year-old kid
<BipolarBear0> I probably wouldn't care if that kid was just using me for my money
<BipolarBear0> If I were his sister I would, though.
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<discord_danzig> Give you a clap. Really sucks being a smokin hot 20 something who inherited millions only to be humiliated by a 40something nobody who has to lie about being a "journalist" just to feel good about themselves on the internet.
<discord_danzig> Good jobg
<BipolarBear0> A smokin' hot 20-something who doesn't work, abuses opiates, and lives off the estate of his dead 85-year-old sugar daddy, yes.
<discord_danzig> really, applause was written just about you.
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<BipolarBear0> This is the type of shit they make Days of our Lives episodes about, except usually it swings the other way. Inheriting millions via having sex with an elderly man and forcing him to write his family out of the will
<JustPassingThrough> you're out of line
<BipolarBear0> Ah, what a world
<BipolarBear0> Where fucking an elderly man and waiting for him to die so you can live without ever having to work again is in line, and calling it out is out of line.
<BipolarBear0> Topsy turvy
<discord_danzig> Let's see. you lied about being a journalist, contractor. "linguist" (lol), manager, small business owner, writer, and god knows what else.
<BipolarBear0> Oh, I'm a journalist
<discord_danzig> I bet
<BipolarBear0> And what's a linguist?
<discord_danzig> a journalist of what? your own fuck ups?
<BipolarBear0> Additionally, small business owner -- when have I said I was a small business owner?
<discord_danzig> do you work for Gawker?
<BipolarBear0> Sadly no, although I bet they'd love your story
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<discord_danzig> lmao.
<discord_danzig> Ill be sure to let them know some aged bald fat piece of shit such as yourself was interested in selling them my story.
<discord_danzig> I
<discord_danzig> am sure they will jump on it
<BipolarBear0> I may not be young and beautiful like you, JR
<discord_danzig> but what?
<BipolarBear0> But I don't have waiting for the slow, impending death of a lonely elderly man to seize his estate on my consciense
<BipolarBear0> And that's good enough for me
<BipolarBear0> Conscience
<discord_danzig> Awe, it's so sad, the only sad slow impending death you ever get to wait for is your own. How fucking pathetic.
<BipolarBear0> We all do, people die
<discord_danzig> good thing you got to be a big ole bad ass internet moderator
<BipolarBear0> I just don't have to feel bad about it when I do
<discord_danzig> so you could at least taste what it is to be actually important.
<discord_danzig> good job.
<BipolarBear0> Are you a socialite?
<discord_danzig> would you even know what that is?
<BipolarBear0> I'm sure not as much as you, no
<BipolarBear0> I must ask, though
<BipolarBear0> Do your many friends know you took advantage of an old man for his money?
<BipolarBear0> I can't exactly see an apparently beautiful 20-something and an elderly 80-year-old man running in the same social circles, so I bet they don't
<discord_danzig> lol
<discord_danzig> you'd love to know what it's like.
<BipolarBear0> It would be pretty freeing to abuse prescription painkillers without worrying about basic things like food, shelter, and personal relationships
<discord_danzig> after snoonet admins give me back #drama, and after I never have to speak to you again, perhaps you can spend even more time fantasizing about it
<BipolarBear0> I will, it sounds like the life.
<BipolarBear0> Honestly I sort of want you to go to bed tonight and reflect on the fact that you seduced an elderly man and waited for him to die so you could become engaged in a lengthy court battle with his family over his estate, but I don't think that'll happen
<discord_danzig> I commend you though, for using what little info you know about me how you did
<BipolarBear0> Self-reflection is a hard concept to swing these days
<discord_danzig> All I know about you is that you're really fucking old and disgusting. Yet you act like a 13 year old.
<discord_danzig> congrats about that
<discord_danzig> "
<BipolarBear0> If I'm old and disgusting then I'm just your type
<BipolarBear0> Sadly I don't have a massive estate for you to steal
<discord_danzig> Awe, you would but but you dont have any moneyt
<discord_danzig> how sad for you.
<discord_danzig> broke internet retards arent really my demographic.
<discord_danzig> maybe when im not ridiculously pretty anymore ill be desperate enough to speak to you again
<discord_danzig> I dont see that happening though. so have a nice life
<BipolarBear0> I'm sure people who have to work for a living aren't your demographic, no
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<discord_danzig> im super sure
<discord_danzig> super uber super sure
<discord_danzig> you're not even a mod of r/drama
<discord_danzig> I am
<discord_danzig> #drama is mine
<BipolarBear0> I understand your desire to kill a community out of spite, JR
<BipolarBear0> But don't try to fuck with history as if I didn't create #drama and grow it to what it is today
<discord_danzig> nalixor, tell bear to give up his power hungry grasp over shit that aint his
<discord_danzig> and maybe I will
<BipolarBear0> Can you tell me how it isn't mine?
<BipolarBear0> Are you still drunk, dude?
<discord_danzig> Bear is the snoonet admin
<BipolarBear0> So is nalixor
<discord_danzig> tell him to take to whisper
<BipolarBear0> Seriously, it's a little late to still be wasted
<discord_danzig> im actually quite sober
<BipolarBear0> Are you?
<BipolarBear0> Because you know, you're fighting against that whole substance abuse problem
<discord_danzig> you're really making yourself look sympathetic right now.
<discord_danzig> Not like all of reddit hates your sociopathic ass anyway.
<BipolarBear0> But it's okay, because your dead 85-year-old sugar daddy ex-husband left you in his will after you forced his siblings out
<BipolarBear0> Me, sociopathic?
<JustPassingThrough> jesus dude
<BipolarBear0> Maybe I should ask your late husband who you waited for to die so you could seize his estate
<BipolarBear0> Will he think you were being sociopathic?
<discord_danzig> wow, you're not a sociopath at all
<discord_danzig> really proving that
<BipolarBear0> I guess he was into it, you know, if I were an 80-year-old dude I'd jump at the chance to fuck a 17-year-old kid
<BipolarBear0> I probably wouldn't care if that kid was just using me for my money
<BipolarBear0> If I were his sister I would, though.
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<discord_danzig> Give you a clap. Really sucks being a smokin hot 20 something who inherited millions only to be humiliated by a 40something nobody who has to lie about being a "journalist" just to feel good about themselves on the internet.
<discord_danzig> Good jobg
<BipolarBear0> A smokin' hot 20-something who doesn't work, abuses opiates, and lives off the estate of his dead 85-year-old sugar daddy, yes.
<discord_danzig> really, applause was written just about you.
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<BipolarBear0> This is the type of shit they make Days of our Lives episodes about, except usually it swings the other way. Inheriting millions via having sex with an elderly man and forcing him to write his family out of the will
<JustPassingThrough> you're out of line
<BipolarBear0> Ah, what a world
<BipolarBear0> Where fucking an elderly man and waiting for him to die so you can live without ever having to work again is in line, and calling it out is out of line.
<BipolarBear0> Topsy turvy
<discord_danzig> Let's see. you lied about being a journalist, contractor. "linguist" (lol), manager, small business owner, writer, and god knows what else.
<BipolarBear0> Oh, I'm a journalist
<discord_danzig> I bet
<BipolarBear0> And what's a linguist?
<discord_danzig> a journalist of what? your own fuck ups?
<BipolarBear0> Additionally, small business owner -- when have I said I was a small business owner?
<discord_danzig> do you work for Gawker?
<BipolarBear0> Sadly no, although I bet they'd love your story
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<discord_danzig> lmao.
<discord_danzig> Ill be sure to let them know some aged bald fat piece of shit such as yourself was interested in selling them my story.
<discord_danzig> I
<discord_danzig> am sure they will jump on it
<BipolarBear0> I may not be young and beautiful like you, JR
<discord_danzig> but what?
<BipolarBear0> But I don't have waiting for the slow, impending death of a lonely elderly man to seize his estate on my consciense
<BipolarBear0> And that's good enough for me
<BipolarBear0> Conscience
<discord_danzig> Awe, it's so sad, the only sad slow impending death you ever get to wait for is your own. How fucking pathetic.
<BipolarBear0> We all do, people die
<discord_danzig> good thing you got to be a big ole bad ass internet moderator
<BipolarBear0> I just don't have to feel bad about it when I do
<discord_danzig> so you could at least taste what it is to be actually important.
<discord_danzig> good job.
<BipolarBear0> Are you a socialite?
<discord_danzig> would you even know what that is?
<BipolarBear0> I'm sure not as much as you, no
<BipolarBear0> I must ask, though
<BipolarBear0> Do your many friends know you took advantage of an old man for his money?
<BipolarBear0> I can't exactly see an apparently beautiful 20-something and an elderly 80-year-old man running in the same social circles, so I bet they don't
<discord_danzig> lol
<discord_danzig> you'd love to know what it's like.
<BipolarBear0> It would be pretty freeing to abuse prescription painkillers without worrying about basic things like food, shelter, and personal relationships
<discord_danzig> after snoonet admins give me back #drama, and after I never have to speak to you again, perhaps you can spend even more time fantasizing about it
<BipolarBear0> I will, it sounds like the life.
<BipolarBear0> Honestly I sort of want you to go to bed tonight and reflect on the fact that you seduced an elderly man and waited for him to die so you could become engaged in a lengthy court battle with his family over his estate, but I don't think that'll happen
<discord_danzig> I commend you though, for using what little info you know about me how you did
<BipolarBear0> Self-reflection is a hard concept to swing these days
<discord_danzig> All I know about you is that you're really fucking old and disgusting. Yet you act like a 13 year old.
<discord_danzig> congrats about that
<discord_danzig> "
<BipolarBear0> If I'm old and disgusting then I'm just your type
<BipolarBear0> Sadly I don't have a massive estate for you to steal
<discord_danzig> Awe, you would but but you dont have any moneyt
<discord_danzig> how sad for you.
<discord_danzig> broke internet retards arent really my demographic.
<discord_danzig> maybe when im not ridiculously pretty anymore ill be desperate enough to speak to you again
<discord_danzig> I dont see that happening though. so have a nice life
<BipolarBear0> I'm sure people who have to work for a living aren't your demographic, no
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<discord_danzig> im super sure
<discord_danzig> super uber super sure
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