Why white people the only ones who don’t season food?

senpatriarchy:

melanin-king:

senpatriarchy:

durkin62:

melanin-king:

I’d like an answer please

Why the fuck do black people call mayo salad dressing? The fuck do you all think salad is?

I have a seasoning drawer that’s full and if it could talk, would call you a fucking retard OP.

I’ll do it for my drawer though, you’re a fucking retard OP

It would also say “use me once In a while Becky”

Actually Tyrell it would say “please no more. I can only take so much” Kinda like your mother last night.

1. Stop fronting like ya dick aint little
2. My mom don’t like white boys. She said y'all stink and don’t use wash cloths or deodorant
3. I would say something about your mom but I’m pretty sure honey boo boo would just bring it up at the next pta/neighborhood watch/book club meeting

  1. senpatriarchy reblogged this from melanin-king and added:
    Nigga Honey Boo Boo is a child. Get your eyes checked, I’m fucking beautiful.
  2. darkenedgamr reblogged this from satans-meme and added:
    I like certain spices and I dislike certain spices.It depends on the person and their tastes OP.
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    Lmao OMG I didn’t even look at your pictures before I said honey boo boo was your mom. Damn lucky guess
  5. pryathis reblogged this from senpatriarchy and added:
    *Italians laughing in the distance*
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  7. durkin62 reblogged this from aconsultingmastermind and added:
    Salad.
  8. maniacal-artifice-module reblogged this from senpatriarchy and added:
    “Melanin king.”Holy. Shit.
  9. hardboiledoldmen reblogged this from senpatriarchy and added:
    The 11 herbs and spices aren’t the only seasonings, ya know, melanin-king.
  10. satans-meme reblogged this from melanin-king and added:
    Well, I’m multiracial–but I have “white” in me. I season a lot of things… So does the rest of my family o.o
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  12. that1guykaiser reblogged this from senpatriarchy and added:
    OP you need to come to cajun country and see if you can still speak that nonsense dog.
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  15. loganmcowen reblogged this from aconsultingmastermind and added:
    What the fuck do they think salt and pepper are?
  16. aconsultingmastermind reblogged this from durkin62 and added:
    The fuck do they think Italian food is?
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  19. gibusmann123 reblogged this from melanin-king and added:
    I like my steak with lumps of seasoning. You’re a racist piece of shit.
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  21. reasonablemongoose reblogged this from melanin-king and added:
    Tradition dies hard.
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