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DISCUSSIONOfficial unofficial eternal mode rage thread (self.bindingofisaac)

bindingofisaac が 投稿

RULES

1) PRESS THE CAPS LOCK BUTTON ON YOUR KEYBOARD

2) WRITE ABOUT WHATEVER MAKES YOU ANGRY

3) OTHER PLAYERS WILL AGREE WITH YOU IN ALL CAPS

4) SHOUTING AT EACH OTHER ABOUT THE THINGS WE HATE WILL RELIEVE ALL OUR BUILT UP ANGER

5) ???

6) PROFIT

FAILURE TO ABIDE BY THE RULES WILL RESULT IN THE USER HAVING TO REDO ALL HIS LOST ACHIEVEMENTS

THINGS YOU CAN RAGE AT

  • THE NEW ETERNAL BOSSES

  • THE NEW PILLS

  • THE D6 NERF

  • THE FACT THAT GUPPY'S HAIRBALL STILL DOES NOT COUNT TO THE GUPPY TRANSFORMATION FLORIAN WHY

  • /R/TBOIRULE34 FOR MAKING EVE THE QUEEN AND NOT LILITH

  • OP

HAPPY RAGING

(MODS FEEL FREE TO REMOVE/DOWNVOTE/WHATEVER IF THIS DOESN'T BELONG IN THE SUB)

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[–]Optional_Guy 24 ポイント25 ポイント  (2子コメント)

WHY THE FUCK WAS THIS EVEN MADE FOR VANILLA IN THE FIRST PLACE? UNLESS IT WAS THE MOST AMAZING UPDATE EVER I REALLY DON'T THINK ANYONE WILL BE PLAYING THIS FOR TOO LONG ANYWAYS.

MOST PEOPLE ARE GONNA GO BACK FOR THE ACHIEVEMENTS. I WAS SO BORED THAT I WAS HOPING FOR ETERNAL ENEMIES BECAUSE OTHERWISE THERE WAS NO REASON FOR ME TO COME BACK TO IT

...AND THEN I JUST FOUND MYSELF GETTING FRUSTRATED BY HOW STUPID THE ETERNAL ENEMIES ARE AND HOW THERE'S LITERALLY NO POINT TO PLAYING VANILLA FOR THIS CRAP AS IT JUST MAKES ROOMS TAKE TWICE AS LONG TO FINISH. FUCKING HELL...

[–]enamis 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (1子コメント)

I FOR ONE DONT EVEN OWN REBIRTH SO I GUESS THAT SOME NEW STUFF FOR ME, HONESTY I DONT THINKS ITS THAT BAD BESIDE THE REGEN, DEFIANTLY INTERESTING. OH WAIT I WAS SUPPOSED TO COMPLAIN INSERT GIBBERISH ABOUT TOO MUCH HEALTH

[–]Optional_Guy 15 ポイント16 ポイント  (0子コメント)

WELL THEN SIR IF YOU ENJOY VANILLA THEN I WOULD RECOMMEND YOU GET REBIRTH BECAUSE IT IS QUITE GOOD. OTHERWISE, I HOPE YOU ENJOY THE NEW UPDATE.

I DIDN'T REALLY ENJOY IT MYSELF GODDAMMIT BUT I THINK PART OF IT IS THAT I CAN'T PLAY VANILLA NOWADAYS DUE TO HAVING PLAYED REBIRTH AND GOTTEN USED TO ITS BUTTERY SMOOTH 60 FUCKING FRAMES PER SECOND.

[–]Dragonh4t 21 ポイント22 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I HAVEN'T EVEN PLAYED IT YET AND I'M FURIOUS!

[–]kittenconspiracy 31 ポイント32 ポイント  (11子コメント)

I HAVE NEVER PLAYED THE ORIGINAL AND HAVE NO IDEA WHAT'S GOING ON, WHICH IS VERY FRUSTRATING!

[–]Mranth0ny62 16 ポイント17 ポイント  (8子コメント)

HERE'S A VIDEO ABOUT IT, THE PARTS AT 17:30 AND 25:00 SHOW WHY EVERYONE'S COMPLAINING, THERE'S ALSO THE AMOUNT OF HP BUT THAT CAN BE SEEN IN THE ENTIRE VIDEO

EDIT: OH YEAH, AND I FORGOT ABOUT PESTILENCE AT 18:15

[–]kittenconspiracy 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

THANK YOU VERY MUCH!

[–]Judedeath 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (1子コメント)

18:15 IS PESTILENCE NOT FAMINE

[–]Mranth0ny62 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

OOPS, YOU'RE RIGHT, SORRY ABOUT THAT

[–]Ahoylads 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (3子コメント)

I HAVEN'T PLAYED THIS UPDATE BUT THAT VIDEO LOOKS DOESN'T LOOK SO HOT TO ME, IT DOESN'T SEEM LIKE THERE WAS ANYTHING WRONG WITH THOSE ENEMIES YOU LINKED TO. HE WAS PLAYING POORLY, HIS POSITIONING WAS ALL WRONG, HE WAS CONSTANTLY RUNNING INTO ENEMIES AND BOSSES OVER AND OVER AGAIN WHILE SHOUTING "LOOK AT THIS BAWWS MAN I CANT DOODGE", I'VE SEEN SOME STUFF THAT LOOKS VERY CHEAP LIKE BLUE BABY (HE CAN TELEPORT NEXT TO YOU AND SHOOT FAST HOMING PROJECTILES WITH BARELY ANY GAPS BETWEEN THEM INSTANTLY BUT THIS JUST LOOKS LIKE HE EITHER WASN'T TRYING HARD ENOUGH OR THOSE SITUATIONS WERE ABOVE HIS LEVEL OF SKILL FOR NOW.

EDIT: HEARINGAID MODE ACTIVATED.

[–]RCGaming 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

YOU DID IT WRONG

REDO YOUR LOST ACHIEVEMENTS RIGHT NOW

[–]Hugh_Jasss 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I AGREE WITH EVERYTHING YOU HAD TO SAY, BUT YOUR LACK OF CAPS MAKES ME UNCOMFORTABLE

[–]bindingofisaac[S] 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I CAN'T HEAR YOU SPEAK LOUDER

[–]withremote 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

OK YEA THAT'S BAD

[–]MarioThePumer 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (1子コメント)

I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!

[–]kittenconspiracy 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I LOVE LAMP!!!

[–]shootdawhoop99 15 ポイント16 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I PLAYED IT ONCE BUT NOW I HATE EVERYTHING ABOUT IT

I HATE IT

[–]Skeleth 25 ポイント26 ポイント  (9子コメント)

I HAD PIZZA FOR DINNER TODAY AND IT WAS DELICIOUS

[–]crushfan 14 ポイント15 ポイント  (8子コメント)

WAS IT DELIVERY OR DIGIORNO

[–]Skeleth 13 ポイント14 ポイント  (7子コメント)

MY MOM MADE IT SHE IS A GREAT COOK

[–]TheGullibleParrot 13 ポイント14 ポイント  (3子コメント)

THAT SOUNDS REALLY FUCKING GOOD. WHAT THE FUCK WAS ON IT THOUGH?

[–]Skeleth 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (2子コメント)

SALAMI, TOMATO, CHEESE AND A BUNCH OF OTHER STUFF I DON'T KNOW, I HAVE ALREADY EATEN IT.

[–]bindingofisaac[S] 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (1子コメント)

DID YOU SAY THANK YOU TO YOUR MOM

[–]Skeleth 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

OF COURSE I DID I'M NOT AN ANIMAL

[–]MarioThePumer 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (2子コメント)

I WANT THE RECIPE THANK YOU

[–]Skeleth 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (1子コメント)

HTTP://WWW.SIMPLYRECIPES.COM/RECIPES/HOMEMADE_PIZZA/ HERE YOU ARE

[–]MarioThePumer 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

THANK YOU

[–]Dreambelieva 9 ポイント10 ポイント  (4子コメント)

I FORGOT HOW SPECIAL ITEMS WORKED IN THE ORIGINAL AND I PICKED UP TOOTHPICKS BY ACCIDENT

[–]wutf 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (3子コメント)

TOOTHPICKS ARE NO LONGER SPECIAL IN VANILLA

[–]bindingofisaac[S] 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (2子コメント)

DOES TOOTHPICKS STILL GIVE SHOT SPEED UP OR IS IT TEARS UP

[–]wutf 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (1子コメント)

HOW SHOULD I KNOW, YOU ARE THE BINDING OF ISAAC

[–]bindingofisaac[S] 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

PAGING /U/ETERNALBOI

[–]Mecoolboy1231 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (1子コメント)

FLORIAN YOU FUCKING SUCK AT MAKING GAMES HARD. MOTHERFUCKING EVERYTHING HAS TO BE SHOOTING SOMETHING. WHY NOT JUST GIVE THEM A SPECIAL TRAIT BESIDES SHOOTING A LOT?! GOOD FUCKING GOOD JOB WITH THE CREATIVITY! WHO NEEDS DODGING THOSE FUCKING BULLETS WHEN FUCKING DODGING WON'T FUCKING DO MOTHERFUCKING SHIT! I THOUGHT YOU WERE TRYING TO MAKE THE GAME HARDER NOT FUCKING UNFAIR AS TRYING TO FUCK A PIGEON WITH A WEIRD FETISH FOR SOY MILK. MOTHERFUCKING COCK BITER FUCKING CHRIST ON A GAY ASS SAILBOAT FUCKING A GAY ASS CAT

[–]Dreambelieva 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

TO BE FAIR HE GAVE US ALL A REASON TO PLAY VANILLA AGAIN AND I LOVE HIM FOR PUTTING SO MUCH EFFORT ONTO A FREE DLC

[–]eulerhopepunk 10 ポイント11 ポイント  (12子コメント)

THE NEW PILLS

Hm?

[–]bindingofisaac[S] 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (5子コメント)

THERE'S A SHOT SPEED DOWN AND A HEALTH? PILL NOW AND I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE LATTER PILL DOES OTHER THAN HEAL ME

[–]eulerhopepunk 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (3子コメント)

OH NO NOT A SHOT SPEED DOWN

NO ONE FUCKING LIKES SHOT SPEED AND IN VANILLA IT WAS THE WORST BECAUSE LUMP OF COAL

[–]bobthefetus 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (2子コメント)

I'M ACTUALLY COMPLETELY OKAY WITH SHOT SPEED IN REBIRTH. IN SOME CASES IT IS DESIRABLE. BUT YEAH, VANILLA/WOTL SHIT SPEED CAN GO FUCK ITSELF.

[–]eulerhopepunk 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (1子コメント)

I QUITE ENJOY PICKING UP SPEEDBALL AFTER TAKING EVE'S MASCARA AND TAURUS.

[–]Dreambelieva 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

TOO BAD EVE'S MASCARA AND TAURUS DON'T EXIST IN VANILLA

[–]Desolution 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

HEALTH? PILL (ACTUALLY FULL HEALTH? PILL) IS THE NEW VERSION OF FULL HEALTH PILL, JUST IT ONLY GIVES FIVE HEALTH BECAUSE FUCK YOU.

[–]Mranth0ny62 14 ポイント15 ポイント  (5子コメント)

DAMNIT, YOU'VE ALREADY FUCKED IT UP!

GO DO YOUR LOST ACHIEVEMENTS ALL OVER AGAIN!

(I SAW THE EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA PILL IN A VIDEO, DUNNO IF THAT'S NEW)

[–]eulerhopepunk 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (2子コメント)

I WILL FUCKING DO IT, FIGHT ME IRL

[–]Mranth0ny62 12 ポイント13 ポイント  (1子コメント)

NO SPECIAL ITEMS, HARD ONLY, FINAL DESTINATION

[–]MarioThePumer 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

FAST MODE, LITTLE MAC. BRING IT B*TCH

[–]DamnDudeDude 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (1子コメント)

EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA WAS IN THE ORIGINAL, BUT A GLITCH ACCIDENTALLY TOOK IT OUT!

TALKING ABOUT GLITCHES, WAS FLORIAN THE ONLY TO TEST THIS DAMN UPDATE?!

[–]Mranth0ny62 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

HE DID VIDEOS ON IT, AND HE WASN'T THE ONE PLAYING MOST OF THE TIME, PROBLEM IS, THE GUY NEVER WENT FURTHER THAN MOM'S HEART (AND WHEN FLORIAN PLAYED, HE WENT TO THE CHEST AND GOT STUCK IN A ROOM BECAUSE OF A GLITCH WITH WAR)

[–]Allistorrichards 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (7子コメント)

HOW THE FUCK DID IT MAKE SENSE TO ANYONE TO ADD A REFLECTION TYPE ENEMY IN A GAME WHERE REFLECTION ABILITIES WOULD BE UTTERLY BROKEN.

[–]Mranth0ny62 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (6子コメント)

THE FACT THAT THE TEARS YOUR FAMILIARS SHOOT ARE AFFECTED ASWELL MAKES IT EVEN WORSE (DEMON BABY IS HORRIBLE BECAUSE OF IT)

[–]Allistorrichards 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (5子コメント)

THE PESTILENCE FIGHT IS STILL THE MOST UNFAIR THOUGH, SINCE IT LOCKS YOUR MOVEMENT AS MUCH AS IT CAN!

[–]Mranth0ny62 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (4子コメント)

HAVE YOU SEEN WAR YET?

[–]Allistorrichards 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (3子コメント)

YES AND IT'S BULLSHIT, ETERNAL CONQUEST THOUGH, IF IT EXISTS WILL PROBABLY HAUNT MY NIGHTMARES

[–]Mranth0ny62 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (2子コメント)

I HAVE YET TO SEE CONQUEST AND TRIACHNID NOW THAT I THINK ABOUT IT, OH BOY THIS IS GONNA BE FUN

[–]Allistorrichards 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (1子コメント)

MORE LIKE IT'S GONNA BE HELL!

[–]--cheese-- 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

IT'S GONNA BE FUN AS HELL.

[–]flamebirde 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

THE GODDAMN DEVIL POOL IS MAKING ME RAGE

[–]PargonIntensifies 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (1子コメント)

FUCK'S SAKE WHY IS THE VANILLA WIKI SO SHITTY? IT'S BASICALLY USELESS NOW

[–]robert0543210 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

THE GUYS IN CHARGE MIGRATED OVER TO REBIRTH WIKI IIRC

[–]God_Megusta 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (1子コメント)

IM ONLY ANGRY BECAUSE EVERYONE IS ANGRY
I EVEN TYPED THIS WITH SHIFT INSTEAD OF CAPS LOCK.

[–]CRaFTDOS 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

REDO THE LOST ACHIEVEMENTS FUCKER. I CAN'T BECAUSE I'M TOO SHITTY TO BE ABLE TO. I HAVEN'T EVER KILLED MOM.

[–]huffpuff1337 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

ALRIGHT FUCKING HELL IT LIVES IS A PAIN IN MY FUCKING ARSEHOLE TAKING 500090457437543654560 FUCKING SHOTS TO FUCKING DO 1/100 OF THE FUCKING HEALTH IT FUCKING SUCKS

DJEWGRVEFVEDFJREFHKEN

[–]Ruralgeek 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT DONT PLAY IT

I WON'T. THEN WHY THE ACTUAL FUCK ARE THERE ACHIEVEMENTS ADDED THAT FUCK OVER MY 100%

IT'S JUST A GAME. DOES THAT LITTLE 3 DIGIT NUMBER COMPLETE YOUR LIFE?

YES. CASUALS PLS GO

[–]JakZx 12 ポイント13 ポイント  (1子コメント)

ｗｅｌｌ，ｉ ｄｏｎｔ ｔｈｉｎｋ ｉｔ'ｓ ｔｈａｔ ｂａｄ．．．．ｈｅｈ

[–]robert0543210 14 ポイント15 ポイント  (0子コメント)

GODDAMMIT THIS ISN'T HOW YOU CAPS LOCK

ＥＶＥＮ　ＩＦ　ＹＯＵ　ＷＡＮＴ　ＷＥＩＲＤ　ＴＥＸＴ　ＹＯＵ　ＣＡＮ　ＳＴＩＬＬ　ＣＡＰＳ　ＬＯＣＫ

[–]Frozenskin 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I WASN'T EVEN PLAYING HARD MODE AND I GOT STUCK IN MOM'S ROOM AFTER BEATING HER UNABLE TO GO DEEPER!

[–]FinalCatalyst 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I MADE IT TO THE CHEST AND IN THE BOSS ROOM WAS A SHOP AND I CAN'T EVEN BUY EVERYTHING IN THE SHOP BECAUSE I DIDN'T HAVE ENOUGH COINS SO THERE IS LITERALLY NO WAY FOR ME TO GET TO THE ??? FIGHT IF THAT FIGHT IS EVEN STILL IN THE GAME. WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK

[–]jerbear64 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I PLAY ON HARD MODE FOR A FUCKING CHALLENGE. IF YOU CAN'T BEAT HARD MODE GET FUCKING GOOD YOU SACKS OF SHITWICK

[–]crucifigo 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

ETERNAL ENEMIES ARE TOO COMMON. THEY'VE PRACTICALLY BOOTED THE OTHER CHAMPIONS OUT AND REPLACED THEM WITH EXCESSIVELY TANKY REPLACEMENTS THAT WOULDN'T BE BAD IF THEY WEREN'T SO TANKY.

ETERNAL WAR IS A CRIME AGAINST SMALL CHILDREN. SPECIFICALLY SMALL, NAKED, BALD CHILDREN WHO ARE BEING CHASED BY THEIR ABUSIVE MOTHERS WIELDING BUTCHERS KNIVES. SERIOUSLY IT SHOULD NOT BE SPAWNING 4 WALKING CLOT THINGS ALONG WITH TROLL BOMBS.

[–]DiscordDraconequus 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

YEAH SOME ENEMIES ARE FRUSTRATING.

ETERNAL KNIGHTS ARE ROUGH. ETERNAL PARA-BITES ARE TANKY AS HELL.

BUT IT'S NOT THAT BAD. I WON ON MY SECOND TRY. COMPARED TO THE LOST THIS IS NOTHING.

MAYBE YOU SHOULD PLAY AZAZEL INSTEAD IF THIS IS TOO HARD.

[–]buster234 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I PERSONALLY FIND THE NEW CHALLENGE A DELIGHT AND FIND IT VERY FRUSTRATING HOW OTHERS ARE GETTING ALL IN A HUFF ABOUT AN OPTIONAL GAME MODE FOR A GAME THEY DIDNT CARE ABOUT BEFOREHAND IT'S VERY EXISTENCE. ALSO I'M OUT OF STARBURSTS GOD DAMN IT.

[–]Mranth0ny62 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (2子コメント)

LOOKING BACK AT THE UPDATE VIDEOS, IT WAS KINDA LIKE WATCHING A TRAIN WRECK WITHOUT BEING ABLE TO DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT

[–]tdtbaa 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (1子コメント)

TOM DISTRACTED US WITH HIS DELIGHTFUL BUFOONARY. ONCE HE LEFT I REALISED IT WASN'T WORTH IT.

[–]Ruralgeek 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

SILLY TOM

[–]symbiotic_1 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

STUPID REROLLING AN ITEM AND GETTING A MOVABLE PILLAR. OH YEAH IT DESPAWNS WHEN YOU LEAVE THE ITEM ROOM. THANKS GAME I DIDNT WANT AN ITEM ANYWAYS.

[–]COATHANGER_ABORTIONS 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (1子コメント)

I USED THE D6 IN THE BOSS ROOM AND THE ITEM DISAPPEARED WHY THE FUCK DID THAT HAPPEN AND WHY CAN I NOW PUSH THE PEDESTAL AROUND INSTEAD GOOD TRADE OFF K

With that said, I mean, the game gave me Quad Shot in my first item room. I guess it's welcoming me back.

[–]Dreambelieva 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

ISN'T QUAD SHOT STILL A SHITTIER VERSION IN VANILLA THAN IN REBIRTH

[–]Kylesmomabigfatbtch 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (2子コメント)

I CANT PLAY ETERNAL UPDATE BECAUSE OF MY OS

[–]Mranth0ny62 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (0子コメント)

YOU LUCKY MOTHERFUCKER!

[–]ScaryShadow818 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I KNOW, THAT FUCKING PISSES ME OFF.

[–]albino_creeper 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

WHY WOULD I WANT TO PLAY SOMETHING SO UNBALANCED AND NEEDLESSLY DIFFICULT?

[–]xXBurritoPandaXx 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

THIS UPDATE IS UTTER SHIIIITTTT!1!1!!!!1

[–]Rochwell 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

FUCK ALL OF THE ETERNAL HORSEMEN

SPECIFICALLY PESTILENCE AND WAR

[–]Tixerp 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

SEE, I'M LOOKING TO 100%, BUT THE FACT THAT THERE'S SO MUCH BULLSHIT NOW IN THE NEW UPDATE, LIKE BOSSES TAKING AN ETERNITY TO KILL, BECAUSE FLORIAN THOUGHT IT WOULD BE COOL TO RATHER HAVE ENEMIES THAT WOULDN'T BE THAT HARD HAVE A FUCK TON OF HEALTH NOW. SERIOUSLY. THAT'S LIKE THE ONLY BEEF I HAVE WITH THIS NEW UPDATE. I'M FINE WITH THE NEW ATTACK PATTERNS, THAT ADDS CHALLENGE. BUT CHALLENGE ISN'T HAVING TO FIGHT FOR A GODDAMN YEAR IN ORDER TO HAVE A BOSSES HEALTH GET DENTED, THAT'S JUST FUCKING STUPID. DON'T MAKE ENEMIES SO BULLET SPONGY JUST FOR THE ILLUSION OF CHALLENGE YOU FUCKING POOP. ALSO, NEVER ONCE DID THE D6 ROLL AN ITEM INTO NOTHING FOR ME. MAYBE I'M JUST REALLY LUCKY, OR IT'S REALLY RARE. BUT I KEEP HEARING THAT THIS IS HAPPENING TO PEOPLE A LOT. AND YEAH, THAT'S KINDA BULLSHIT. IF YOU WANNA NERF THE D6, DON'T BE CRUEL AND ADD THAT. JUST MAKE THE RE-CHARGE RATE LIKE 6 ROOMS OR SOMETHING.

YEAH.

YOU FUCK.

[–]adamskij 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

KEEPER HEADS

[–]GenLifeformAndDiskOS 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I FACED ETERNAL FAMINE AND HE LEFT ME GOING TO CAVES 1 WITH 1/2 HEART WHEN I HAD HP CAP

[–]Splurdge 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

DOH FUCKING GOD GURDY WTF AHHH GRRR FUCK FUCK FUCK

[–]creeperdude123 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE HELL THE ETERNAL UPDATE IS BUT I'M ANGRY BECAUSE EVERYONE ELSE IS ANGRY I DONT EVEN HAVE OR PLAY THE ORIGINAL ISAAC BUT GUPPYS HAIRBALL IS A FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT I MEAN LOOK AT THE CAT FUCKED YOUR TONGUE CHALLENGE ITS HARD AS GODS ERECTIONS

[–]VirtualSquid 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (6子コメント)

lmao git gud

[–]loudspeaker100 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (5子コメント)

beautiful :)

[–]jatjacob1 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (4子コメント)

WHAT ARE YOU SAYING! SPEAK UP.

[–]loudspeaker100 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (3子コメント)

SHUTTHEFUCKUPYOUMOTHERFUCKINGFUCKINGMLGWANNABERPGSHOWOFFWHOTHINKSTHATTHEREBETTERTHENMEBECAUSERNGSUSWASBEINGNICETOYOUSOWICHMEANYOUBARLEYHADANYSKILLWHATSOEVERBECAUSEYOUHADGOTTENGOODSHITTHATMADEYOULESSOFAPUSSYABOUTYOURCHANCESABOUTNOTDYINGBECAUSEIKNOWTHATYOUDOTHATSAMETACTICTHATEVERYBODYELSEINCLUDINGMETOHOLDRTORESTARTJUSTTOGETAFUCKINGBOOKTHATALLOWSYOUTOGETACHANCETOMAKEASUPERMEATFUCKANDTHESUPERBOOBIEBITCHIFYOUDON'TGETTHECUNTQUESTYOUCAINOHTHATSRIGHTYOUARENOWATERRIBLEISAACBECAUSECAINWASFUCKINGNERFEDYOUMOTHERFUCKERFUCKINGFUCKFUCKFUCKERFUCK!!!

PAINT

PAINT

PAINT

Other then that, I can't really know what it feels like to play hard mode on the Free DLC for the original since it runs like utter crap.

[–]jatjacob1 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (1子コメント)

I STILL CAN'T CAN'T HEAR YOUR THE REST OF WHAT YOU'RE SAYING. SPEAK UP SOME MORE.

[–]loudspeaker100 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

i said ...

SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU MOTHER FUCKING FUCKING MLG WANNA BE RPG SHOW OFF WHO THINKS THAT THERE BETTER THEN ME BECAUSE RNGSUS WAS BEING NICE TO YOU SO WHICH MEANS YOU BARLEY HAD ANY SKILL WHAT SO EVER BE CAUSE YOU HAD GOTTEN GOOD SHIT THAT MADE YOU LESS OF A PUSSY ABOUT YOUR CHANCES ABOUT NOT DYING BE CAUSE I KNOW THAT YOU DO THAT SAME TACTIC THAT EVERYBODY ELSE INCLUDING ME TO HOLD R TO RESTART JUST TO GET A FUCKING BOOK OF RAPING THAT ALLOWS YOU TO GET A CHANCE TO MAKE A SUPER MEAT FUCK AND THE SUPER BOOBIE BITCH IF YOU DON'T GET THE CUNTQUEST YOU CAIN OH THATS RIGHT YOU ARE NOW A TERRIBLE ISAAC BE CAUSE CAIN WAS FUCKING NERFED YOU MOTHER FUCKER FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKER FUCK!!!

HEAVY PAITING

HEAVY PAITING

HEAVY PAITING

PANT

PANT

PANT

Also for a quick disclaimer rape is not funny.

[–]Slysnake150 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

WOW YOU SEEM A LITTLE QUIET THERE

[–]sjackser 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

THE FLORIAN IS A SPYYYYY

[–]jatjacob1 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I LOST MY FIRST RUN TO ETERNAL BLUE BABY'S SECOND STAGE BECAUSE I WAS LOW ON HEALTH AND I DIDN'T KNOW HE WOULD SHOOT A RING OF HOMING TEARS.

I EVEN HAD SACRED HEART, THE RELIC, AND THE MITRE AND I STILL LOST.

[–]thunderling 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

THIS MOTHERFUCKING SHIT

I HAD THE BEST FUCKING RUN EVER. LOOK HOW FAT MY LASER IS. I HAD AN INCREDIBLE FUCKING FIRE RATE.

AND THIS FUCKING GLITCH. SHOP INSTEAD OF FINAL BOSS. THE FINAL. BOSS.

FUCK

FUCK

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

[–]varun_pcg 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

DANNY B I MISS U SO MUCH! YUNOTMAKEREBIRTHMUSIC :C

[–]denijt 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

FUCK I'M MAD! THE ORIGINAL ISAAC IS THE ONLY GAME I HAVE 100%! I WOULDN'T GIVE A CRAP ABOUT THE NEW CONTENT IF THEY DIDN'T ADD NEW ACHIEVEMENTS! I DON'T WANT TO GO BACK TO DEAL WITH THIS UPDATE SINCE IT DOESN'T LOOK LIKE FUN. I TRIED IT, AND IT'S UNPLAYABLE FOR ME. THE FRAMERATE SUCKS A FAT ONE AND THE ENEMIES HAVE TOO MUCH HP. IT'S JUST NOT FUN. FUCK!

[–]LuckyBG 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

WHAT THE FUCK DID FLORIAN THINK WHEN HE MADE THIS UPDATE? "HE PUT A LOT OF TIME AND EFFORT INTO IT" HE JUST ADDED HEALTH AND HOMING SHOTS TO EVERY ENEMY IN THE GAME, CAUSED A BUG IN THE D6 AND PRESENTED IT AS A "FEATURE". NOT ONLY THAT BUT THE GAME CAN'T EVEN HANDLE ALL THE SHOTS FROM THE ENEMIES AND IT FUCKING LAGS EVEN MORE THAN BEFORE GREAT UPDATE 10/10 EVERYTHING THAT HAD TO BE DONE HAS BEEN DONE - IGN

[–]PargonIntensifies 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

WHERE ARE THE FUCKING PATCH NOTES

[–]CRaFTDOS 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I DON'T FUCKING OWN THE ORIGINAL GAME, SO I CAN'T RAGE ABOUT IT. I'M GOING TO ANYWAY.

FUCK THE POLICE.

[–]brimystone 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I CANNOT EVEN DOWNLOAD THE FUCKING UPDATE CUZ STEAM JUST WONT LET ME, SO I HAVE NO REASON TO COMPLAIN ABOUT ANYTHING

[–]paradoxasauruser 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

THIS MOTHERFUCKER TAKES AWAY YOUR CUBE OF MEAT DURING THE MOM'S HEART FIGHT AND THEN FUCKING GIVES IT BACK TO YOU AFTER THE FIGHT.

NO.

I DO NOT THINK THE UPDATE IS AS BAD AS PEOPLE ARE SAYING BUT THAT IS ABSOLUTELY UNACCEPTABLE GAME DESIGN. YOU CANNOT JUST REMOVE ITEMS LIKE THAT IN A GAME WHERE STRATEGIC USE OF ITEMS IS FUNDAMENTAL.

ALSO, FUCK THE MOM'S HEART FIGHT. THERE WERE NUMEROUS SITUATIONS IN WHICH IS WAS LITERALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO AVOID DAMAGE. I DON'T LIKE THAT WHEN IT APPEARS IN THE GAME PERIOD. WHEN IT APPEARS MULTIPLE TIMES IN A SINGLE FIGHT IT IS, SIMILARLY, UNACCEPTABLE. ALSO JESUS H CHRIST MOM'S HEART HAS SO MUCH HEALTH. AND THE LAG. GOOD GOD THE LAG IS HORRIBLE.

EDIT: HE DOES IT AGAIN IN THE ISAAC FIGHT JESUS FUCK I CAN'T EDIT 2: I SWEAR TO CHRIST HE ALSO NERFED DEAD CAT + GUPPY'S PAW. 1 RED HEART --> TWO SOULS.

[–]EnclaveOfObsidian -4 ポイント-3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

SHOOPFACE DR OCTAGONAPUS BLAAAARGH!