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czeppeli:

jackpatillos:

karlintheterrible:

basedheisenberg:

Real recognizes real.

this was my high school.

i fucking remember this shit. they banned bananas and the color yellow from our school. and there were like 3 cops cars in the front of the building.
like this chick had a banana as a snack for lunch and they wouldn’t let her eat it.

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST SIT BACK AND LET ME TELL YOU THE STORY OF BANANA MAN. We had finally gotten rid of our old principle and she was a fucking nightmare then we get this new one that was actually ok and let the arts run free but we as a school were like WE DONT LIKE CHANGE so we didn’t like her. Then this stunt happened. I was at the football game. This kid, he was a freshmen, he was suspended and not allowed on campus but he showed up and ran across the field in a banana suit. EVERYTHING WENT TO HELL BECAUSE OUR VICE PRINCIPLE DIVED AT HIM AND MISSED AND FELL IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE SCHOOL AND THEN THE KID ENDED UP BEING LEAD OFF THE FIELD IN HANDCUFFS. The next day the rumor mill had TAKEN OVER. Everyone had a different view of events. The administration was locking down. Pure insanity. Kids were getting in trouble for wearing yellow and for eating bananas and you know what happens when you have a bunch of kids being told they cant do something or worse, believing they were told this without proof, the whole school WENT INTO REBELLION. The kid, in his spare time after being suspended from the school for longer, wrote a rap about it and news reporters came to the school and that presented more problems because its school policy when they fuck up or dont have their shit together to not talk to the news so the papers and tv were only reporting what the students had to say and what this banana kid and his pissed off mother had to say so you have news networks basing all their facts in this case off of a 14 year old that wants some attention and not anyone that has any idea what is going on and a school body that is in UPROAR to the point where people did digging on our new principle and found out that once she had been drunk or something and managed to get her fired leaving the school with no doubt that the first principle doc martin had left us cursed like lord Voldemort because the position of principle could not be held for longer than year after her and this is only one of the many reasons colonial forge high school is fucked up im not even gonna talk about the cookie scandals of 2009 and 2011 my high school experience was hella weird 

So the moral of the story is that you really liked an administrator who abused their authority by clamping down on a very silent protest of an over-reacting administration… I’m with the kid in the banana suit, who by virtue of being apprehended for three seconds got more time than the guy who sexually assaulted me infront of 200 staff and students and I told the perp to stop into a live microphone and nobody did fuck all.

North American schools are fucking horrific places, and I would love nothing more than to see every principal in this country frog-marched before a truth-and-reconciliation commission, where they get one chance at criminal immunity if they cop to all the incredibly shitty stuff they caused or allowed to happen.