Remember: freedom of expression is a sacred right...until a religious conservative gets butthurt and offended. Then it is the devil.

I'm honestly shocked to realize I never crucified a Barbie once. It just seems like something I'd do, especially as a teenager.

This is great. The sooner our country's youth shake off the "mind-forged manacle" that is religion, the better.

Ridicule of religion is very important.

"The beginning of human emancipation is the ability to laugh at authority."

-Christopher Hitchens

Am I the only one (besides Natasha) who finds this super funny? Yeah, it's disrespectful but kids are disrespectful little shits. They'll grow out of it. It's not like they were mocking a marginalized group, Christians have IMMENSE amounts of privilege in america. A little bit of joking is not going to do any damage.

and people are worried about the pussification of american competitive sport

OMG I LIVED IN WOODSTOCK, IL FROM 6-9 YEARS OLD. I'M PRACTICALLY FAMOUS, YOU GUYS.

as someone who went to an obnoxious catholic school I have to say... I approve. Pretty cool girls. Seriously. No sarcasm.

As a Catholic I feel compelled to say : Well played girls. That is some quality trolling right there.

Touch Down Jesus approves.

Maybe the Catholic school girls were a bunch of assholes all season and acted like they were superior and went around saying God has chosen them to win because he loves them more or something. If that were the case then this is totally justified.

Well, God picked the winning team & it wasn't the Catholics.

Hey, everyone knows it's very important to always respect people's weird discriminatory Bronze Age superstitions.

the ONE TIME i had girlfriends over for a sleepover, it was a halloween theme. I'd hung a ketchup filled wedding dress Barbie since beheaded by the hands of my little brother on the porch and no one ever came over again. shoulda played basketball.

That is fucking ridiculous, are you kidding me?

I recently found a doll of Osama bin Laden and wrapped his arms around a Jesus figure to make it look as though he was giving him a bear hug. It’s location is undisclosed but it’s juvenile-y offensive and I love it and I hope others find it equally offensive.