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[–]RatherBeAnAngel 214 ポイント215 ポイント  (50子コメント)

Heh, she's too fat to see her feet and match her socks.

[–]TeacupPigletVerified Shitlady 80 ポイント81 ポイント  (46子コメント)

Laziness permeates every aspect of their lives. Too lazy to walk a block? Too lazy to match the socks.

[–]hulkingmanbeastSkidmarquis de Shat 40 ポイント41 ポイント  (45子コメント)

Lol'd, then realized I'm wearing sandals because too lazy to put on socks

[–]TeacupPigletVerified Shitlady 44 ポイント45 ポイント  (43子コメント)

Could you comfortably reach your feet to put on shoes?

Could you fit in a rowboat?

[–]NotMrSShitlord Jesus 22 ポイント23 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yes, and yes!

[–]hulkingmanbeastSkidmarquis de Shat 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Haha, I love that bit.

[–]pmmeurpics 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Would the rowboat capsize?

[–]EllvarahUnder 600lbs 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (0子コメント)

D/w I never wear the same socks anyway! But hey... I'm skinny. Everyone says stuff like " awwwwe your socks don't match, you are so cute;" if I was bmi 25+ I'm sure I'd be more like " eww lazy fatty. Too lazy to find a matching pair of socks"

[–]IllusionaryHaze 13 ポイント14 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Thin privilege is being able to match your socks

[–]calorified 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

fat privilege is being able to wear your drapes and call it fashion

[–]DJ_Bone_Quick 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I found them mis-matched socks to be the figurative icing on the cake. At first I was like yeah good dresses, good skills. Hah look at that frump....oh wait the socks? Bahahahaha. The socks make it.

[–]BoomBat_McGillicuddyVerified Shitlord 98 ポイント99 ポイント  (7子コメント)

Did it just wrap curtains around itself and call it good?

[–]KingSnugglewumpsFirst Class Asshole 93 ポイント94 ポイント  (4子コメント)

Saw that one in another post...It's actually a bed sheet (literally!) from her childhood. A fucking bed sheet!. And it's still tight!

[–]BoomBat_McGillicuddyVerified Shitlord 26 ポイント27 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Sweet fancy Moses.

[–]everydaygrind 9 ポイント10 ポイント  (2子コメント)

I don't get the uproar over making something out of a bed sheet.

Like I said before, bed sheet is still fabric. Fabric makes clothes.

What she is wearing, however, is fucking hideous and looks like it was made in less than 5 minutes.

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    [–]Regis_DeVallis 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Took longer than 5 minutes because she couldn't see over her stomach.

    [–]RebelPatterns 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    It is like she grabed table cloth fabric and called it good, maybe this way she doesn't even have to go to the table, she is already covered!

    [–]SlayerXZeroVerified Fitlord 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    This was literally what I thought. You are a mind reader.

    [–]HipsterFreak 307 ポイント308 ポイント  (3子コメント)

    Up voted because I actually laughed.

    [–]crafting-ur-end 107 ポイント108 ポイント  (1子コメント)

    Me too, all of the ones before that last monstrosity were very impressive. The work had so much detail and looked like something I'd buy from a high end designer. The hambeast didn't even try lol

    [–]throwaway_thatburger 25 ポイント26 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    I almost peed my pants. My dog is very confused. I wish he could share in my laughter.

    [–]DownvotesAdminPosts 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    oh, right on

    [–]brannock_ 59 ポイント60 ポイント  (3子コメント)

    The fats always bitch and complain that clothing companies very rarely make anything that look flattering on them and describe it as yet another facet of Thin Privilege. If they can't even sew together something custom-tailored to their own body that looks good on their body, how can they possibly expect a large corporation to pull that off?

    Especially when virtually every last fat body is differently-lumpy? Mass-produced fashion works in large part because we all share very similar skeletons that frame our bodies, and clothing can accentuate those natural contours of our bodies. When the silhouette stops being dictated by the skeleton, they become impossible to design clothing for unless they contract the services of an accomplished tailor who can give them custom fits.

    And of course, getting their shit together and stopping shoveling low-quality food down their maws is so very much more difficult than just sitting around blogging about how hard they have it...

    [–]MundiMori 31 ポイント32 ポイント  (1子コメント)

    Skinny models are used because we make nice clothes hangers. Emphasis on the hang. If you put a dress on my shoulders, you know it's going to go down. Not out at some weird angle like on a fat person.

    [–]hotdimsum 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    angle. lol

    as if there would be any on a fatty.

    [–]sauvignonomatic 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Up vote for differently-lumpy.

    I remember reading on one of those fatshion posts how a fattie wanted something stylish that she wouldn't have to wear spanx for...how do they expect to have a visible waist when they're obese?

    [–]FecalRuler 38 ポイント39 ポイント  (5子コメント)

    Anyone want to guess the age? Rather than spoil the answer, square 12, reverse the digits, and take the square root of the number you get.

    [–]biochemistprivilegeVerified Shitlord 63 ポイント64 ポイント  (3子コメント)

    21 for the lazy also holy fucking shit she's 21 she looks 50

    [–]Ryno15 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Thank you!

    [–]ilovethingirlsVerified Shitlord 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    She really is 21? She looks like a grandma.

    [–]SometimesItsIntense 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    I remember when I noticed that works for 12 and 13.

    12 squared = 144, 441 square root = 21

    13 squared = 169, 961 square root = 31

    I was shitting bricks for about ten seconds before I thought to try 14, 41 and 23, 32 to see if the trend was permanent.

    [–]fuckshitcuntwhore 124 ポイント125 ポイント  (18子コメント)

    Just want to say, don't try and find this post. Shes's ugly as shit, yes, but we don't want to get in trouble for brigading. A lot of people fatties on reddit would like that.

    [–]nevermind654Lean and Mean Shitlady 54 ポイント55 ポイント  (5子コメント)

    I really think this sub is full of fat angry subscribers who watch us and brigade stuff to try and get us banned. every time a case like this comes up I check the post and if it's being downvoted, I upvote it. can't risk FPH vanishing.

    [–]Kinperor 12 ポイント13 ポイント  (3子コメント)

    Does that make it counter-brigading...? Is that the same as brigading?

    Or more importantly, how do we tell if it was downvoted by 1) Shitlords 2) Angry fatties 3) The legit lurkers/subscribers 4) Another unrelated brigades?

    Some serious mind game going on.

    [–]nevermind654Lean and Mean Shitlady 11 ポイント12 ポイント  (2子コメント)

    yes, it is a complicated matter, lol. but it's pretty obvious that, once something featured here starts getting upvoted here and downvoted in their original sub, it's not a coincidence. disproportional downvotes in such a case imply brigading.

    and when this happens, who's downvoting the post, the lurkers, users or "clever" fatties? I don't care, it doesn't matter - it should not be done. we can't give reason to get FPH banned, the angry cattle mob would be too happy.

    edit: the original post already started to get downvoted there. bloody hell.

    [–]HoodedHoodlum2Rain on your fuparade 9 ポイント10 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    This is why verification should be required.

    [–]Kinperor 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Blegh, brigading is nothing but trouble for us. I really don't support the idea, I was just commenting on how complex it can get.

    We should get daily reminders to kill the brigade-mentality.

    [–]germanhottieshitlady scientist 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Yeah I've been tempted to do that, it's a crazy world where some retarded fatties go to threads and down vote "their own kind" and shitladies go and up vote them. Most ridiculous though is how this is the worst sub, not theredpill (shouldn't those "feminists care about that? I do and I hate how they besmirch the name) or deadkids or whatever other subreddits there are.

    [–]sexypleurisy#NotYourGoodFitty 23 ポイント24 ポイント  (7子コメント)

    [–]Lochtessmunster 19 ポイント20 ポイント  (4子コメント)

    Adults talking about bullies. I laugh every time.

    [–]THE_LOBATOMIZER[🍰] 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (3子コメント)

    I never understood why bullying is seen so incredibly negatively. yes, things can get very bad, but for the most part some bullying in the younger age groups can teach children the value and importance of conformity.

    Bullying has existed for a very very long time, and only now it is an issue. don't you think that maybe bullying had some importance in the development and socialization in pre-modern era humans?

    [–]TheFatherlessChildConfirmed FecesNobility 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    I wouldn't be writing my final exams if I didn't want to stick it to my bully

    [–]dragonjujoVerified Shitlord 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    It's not bullying so much as criticism and it teaches the importance of having real values as opposed to simple wants.

    [–]KueQ 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Alright this is wrong. I've seen what bullying can do to people. Hell, if I didn't blow up on my bullies I might be broken down from it as well. Many a suicide has come from bullying.

    That said, posting a picture online, not having any identifying information along with it and not doing anything to their offline life as a result of it being posted is not bullying.

    [–]PainkillerZombieChinese size XS 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    God that asspatting holy shit.

    [–]Milmanda 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Bullying is bad, lying is good. Gotcha.

    [–]TheGreat_DantonVerified Shitlord 11 ポイント12 ポイント  (3子コメント)

    I did a little investigating to see if there is any brigading going on and ended up looking at her profile. And apparently she has aspergers, and I'm not sure I'm for hating on the mentally handicapped.

    [–]mc_tootVerified Shitlady 14 ポイント15 ポイント  (2子コメント)

    People especially then shouldn't be telling her she looks fantastic and makes fantastic clothes. It's cruel to lie to a mentally handicapped person like that.

    [–]NoopLocke 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (1子コメント)

    Uhhh, the Internet might be the only place this girl gets any sort of comfort in her life. I don't know man, hard to hold someone like that accountable for their own life. Just.... damn.

    [–]NoopLocke 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    What I mean to say is, someone with that condition usually needs someone to help them out with stuff like working out and eating healthy. My cousin has aspergers and was well on his way to being a fatty mcfatterson until my navy brother was able to get him interested in lifting. Maybe this girl is in a similar situation and hasn't had someone get her interested in being healthy.

    [–]HyruleanHero1988 14 ポイント15 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Jesus fucking Christ, she looks like Slimer from Ghostbusters.

    [–]sugalump5 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    No wonder, they dont take pride in their bodies why would the take pride in anything else they do? Your body is the thing you look at every single day, the thing that carries you around, the thing that determines how well your life is(poor health = poor life), if they cant take pride in the single most important thing in their life why would they in anything else.

    [–]RightCross4 18 ポイント19 ポイント  (1子コメント)

    Those first three girls were so cute, made it even better.

    [–]JEH0VAHG0D 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    The chick in the red ! Hey now !

    [–]CantDoxMyAltFamously Hitler[M] 19 ポイント20 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    A reminder to everyone here that brigading is against the rules and offenders WILL be banned.

    [–]MetalpetalsVerified Shitlord 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    But guys, it's the participation that counts.

    [–]Thistlicious 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    I didn't even notice the socks the first time I saw this pic.

    [–]DoxxMeOnceVerified Shitlord 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (2子コメント)

    Starting with the eyebleach is a technique I think we can all learn from.

    [–]trusttheskinnychef 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    It makes a hasty retreat possible.

    [–]NZ_MPS 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    I think we should have saved one of the good ones for after like a chaser.

    [–]DeadLiftingPrincessAlice in BlubberLand 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    I can't get over the way it hugs her disgusting blob like center.

    [–]57165 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    That sheet was white when she first bought it.

    [–]ayelold 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Errh mah gerd, perkern!

    [–]Mr_Peacock_alt 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Alright, I didn't even bother scrolling past that beauty in the black dress with the cobalt heels. GodDAMN.

    [–]Inkpress00 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Those other (normal-sized) dresses - DAMN. If I could sew like that I would be the happiest woman on earth. I'm drooling like a hambeast on a McNugget over the purple one.

    [–]i_fukked_ur_mumYum, deep fried genetics! 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (2子コメント)

    The original post on r/sewing is being brigaded hard. We should upvote brigade the comments to '"repair the damage", otherwise our sub might get in trouble with the admins. The post doesn't need upvotes though, it's a shitty sewing job.

    [–]sexypleurisy#NotYourGoodFitty 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Lowest comment I saw in that thread was -4. A 100k subscriber sub brigading a 30k subscriber sub leaves it with scores a hell of a lot lower than -4. Hell, if anything, that's a testament to the lack of brigading that goes on here.

    [–]Achtung_Shitlordbuchstäblich Hitler[M] 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    No, I wouldn't encourage anyone to do anything in that thread. Just leave it be.

    If it is clear someone from FPH is stirring shit in there, let us know and they'll be banned from here.

    [–]LastSatyr 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (1子コメント)

    Is that popcorn she is wearing?

    [–]samsonthesaxman 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    She loves it so much, she even puts it on her clothes!

    [–]Pixie2 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    I was waiting for her to show up on this page.....

    [–]totalyrespecatbleguy 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    She used an actual bed sheet to make that green dress

    [–]aaawqethin privilege ✓ 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    omg, #3 is so cute!

    [–]HappyGreenMonster 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Holy fucking shit the stuff on that sub made my jaw drop. Those are some talented people. Damn!

    [–]Fhuroi 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    It looks like it sewn two table clothes together.

    [–]GigerGirl 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    I'm pretty keen to find that girl with the red and white dress and ask for a pattern. That one was so cute!

    [–]DevilWithBlueEyesShitlady of the North 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Thank you. 10/10 I peed about a tablespoon. ;,D

    [–]Shmell_my_fingerFat Bitches Get Fat-Roll Itches ~ Shmell_my_Shitlord 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    This is hilarious, she has no defining shape at all. What a fucking waste of human!

    [–]rattrayc 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    That :( really sold it.

    [–]wherearethefruitloop 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Is that pop corn? Talk about dedicated to snacking.

    [–]ChristBucket 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    The print makes me imagine fart clouds. Probably not far off.

    [–]Green-apple-gummy 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    What is that hideous thing meant to be?

    [–]FlowersOfSinVerified Shitlesbian 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (2子コメント)

    I disagree, OP. You said "You tried :(". Clearly, she did not. Even a beautiful lady would look like shit in this... horror.

    [–]Ryno15 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (1子コメント)

    Marilyn Monroe looked hot in a potato sack...

    [–]FlowersOfSinVerified Shitlesbian 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    A potato sack is sexier than this tarp.

    [–]MonsterJewCock 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    I don't know if putting double sided tape on the ends of a sheet and then wearing said sheet counts as sewing..

    [–]boredgenius 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    She is wearing curtains from around the house.

    [–]QqqqqtVerified Shitlady 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Hey! Those are my bed sheets from when I was a kid!

    [–]Skinny_McJigglesEmpress of the Shitlady Dynasty 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    She should have saved the effort and just swaddled herself in the cloth instead.

    [–]Grasdaggel 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    YOU TRIED. Hahahaha.

    [–]SometimesItsIntense 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Being stupid and incompetent is the result of long sustained high blood sugar.

    They could be fat and not so stupid, if they ate in a ketogenic way.

    Thats why I'm still not dumb after having been crazy fat, I got fat eating fish and mayonnaise.

    [–]applejaxxxson 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    As I said before:

    " Green clouds of fat gas from her shitty diet.

    Throw that ugly sheet away.

    She must have never thrown this sheet way because it's the only time she ever had sex on it."

    [–]youfuckinglettuceAutobeasts, roll out! 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    I was scrolling through the pictures, not really paying attention to any of the titles and was thinking, "I don't get what the problem is with these pictures," and then I got to the bottom and laughed hysterically.

    [–]Legendaryshitlord 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (1子コメント)

    I bet you if one of those skinny chicks wore that pattern they'd rock the fuck out of it.

    [–]doties 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Eh, it's a pretty awful print regardless. A skinny lady would look better, definitely, but still not great.

    [–]mr_noisy_tush 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (1子コメント)

    Did she just take her shower curtain and wrap her enormous self in it?

    [–]Kukkelis 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Implying she takes showers which is bit of a stretch.

    [–]Blearky 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Amusingly the 'you tried' picture is too big for me to see it via mobile.

    [–]fickledimple 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    I've been trying to get into sewing, didn't know about this! Thanks! :)

    [–]peacoat101 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    I think my parents had those sheets

    [–]uwotuwot 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    what a disgusting chunk of shame and self loathing.

    [–]skeletonemprah 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    I laughed out loud at my desk. Thank you for the quality post, OP.

    [–]MangakaPoofTW: collarbones 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Bless this post, I cant stop laughing.

    [–]Typical_Dude_BroVerified Shitlord 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    She's honestly one of the ugliest people I've ever seen.

    [–]then0thing 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    LOL @ this fat bitch becoming the FPH mascot. look to your right people!!!!!

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      [–]AADworkinShitlordAltFempirically Hitler 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Fuck off bot.

      [–]whoistgqm -2 ポイント-1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Who's the girl in pic 3? She's so fine