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Fatty proud as fuck for wearing a bed sheet. (imgur.com)

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[–]its-the-new-styleAdips est mortis 151 ポイント152 ポイント  (12子コメント)

makes own dress, still doesn't fit.

[–]FatWaddlerAsian Shitlord 65 ポイント66 ポイント  (8子コメント)

Even bed sheets dress is tight on her. Wtf indeed.

[–]joeh4384 18 ポイント19 ポイント  (5子コメント)

Is there a bed size larger than king?

[–]Simplefly 18 ポイント19 ポイント  (2子コメント)

They make a California King. (aka Cal King)

[–]TheQueeg5001Verified Shitlord 11 ポイント12 ポイント  (1子コメント)

California Kings are taller, but not as wide.

[–]beetusgeuse 12 ポイント13 ポイント  (0子コメント)

And unfortunately they're expensive to get sheets for. Short privilege is not having to pay extra for a bed.

[–]ArchangelleDwarpig 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Circus tent.

[–]redherpbluederpVerified Shitlord 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Burger King.

[–]IamChaoz 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (1子コメント)

That's a her?

[–]FatWaddlerAsian Shitlord 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Shebeast?

[–]legumee 261 ポイント262 ポイント  (11子コメント)

http://i.imgur.com/mrLkLBk.jpg

[–]Florencium 19 ポイント20 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Who wore it better?

[–]Mastodon9 22 ポイント23 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Homer Simpson did.

[–]HomerSimpsonXronizeMetaphorically Hitler 13 ポイント14 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I sure did.

[–]BikertronLord Gobshite 20 ポイント21 ポイント  (5子コメント)

Exactly!!

[–]HonorYourBeetusProfessor of Bootiology 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (4子コメント)

Hey I have you tagged as a friend!

[–]BikertronLord Gobshite 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (3子コメント)

From IG? ;)

[–]HonorYourBeetusProfessor of Bootiology -1 ポイント0 ポイント  (2子コメント)

I believe so ;)

[–]BikertronLord Gobshite 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Hehe cool! I don't have RES, just an iPhone app so I can't tag you :(

Loving your work!

[–]HonorYourBeetusProfessor of Bootiology -1 ポイント0 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Thank you sir :D I kinda get sick of it sometimes so i step away from it and look at my own insta where I follow lots of hard bodies as to bleach my eyes..some people have figured it out but other aren't so convinced so that helps. If you don't have RES you can open my user page on desktop with your phone and click "friend", where it will change my name to yellow so that you know we are friends :)

[–]ilikelentils 9 ポイント10 ポイント  (0子コメント)

thats exactly what i hoped it would be

[–]rokr1292 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

this was my first thought as well

[–]BigFatGoldFish 72 ポイント73 ポイント  (6子コメント)

Jesus fuck this person is less than 21 years old how is that even possible? I saw those pictures and felt bad for laughing at what I assume was a 50 year old woman.

Obesity absolutely destroys your face.

[–]Knotez 26 ポイント27 ポイント  (2子コメント)

SERIOUS? Holy shit that's terrifying, I wouldn't even card her at my job, which would be a problem. This is why I card all fat people unless they look obviously ANCIENT.

[–]BigFatGoldFish 10 ポイント11 ポイント  (1子コメント)

sadly

[–]mayotank 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

That's unreal. If only we could convince them to stop destroying their bodies..

[–]shittylordling 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (2子コメント)

I don't know why I'm always surprised... It should be a given that they're actually quite young..

[–]inevitably_hellVerified Shitlady 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

That is a great NPH gif.

[–]s54b32dd 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yeah, I mean, let's face it, it's not like many people with 30+ BMI make it long enough to start collecting on social security...

[–]HatesForMiles 136 ポイント137 ポイント  (7子コメント)

See, THIS is what should happen everywhere. Only make clothes in normal human sizes, everybody else has to make their own shit by hand and look like this. Perfect!

[–]pro_dreamcrusher 43 ポイント44 ポイント  (5子コメント)

The problem with that is most butterbeasts are too lazy to even do that, so we might start seeing fat fucks just stop wearing clothes. They've already lost all sense of decency, what's stopping them? I don't think my eyes could take that.

[–]HatesForMiles 13 ポイント14 ポイント  (3子コメント)

Wasn't there just a post about a big ham roaming the mall in his underwear? It's already happening!

[–]MixcoatllShitlord of Disney 10 ポイント11 ポイント  (1子コメント)

His fupa was his underwear.

[–]s54b32dd 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

This is a seriously depressing thought.

I have worn weight vests while working out in the past; I can't imagine wearing 100+ lbs of extra weight and not being able to take it off.

How can anyone think that's normal?

[–]Suicidalhamaster 9 ポイント10 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Nope, he had no clothes at all.

[–]garlicdeath 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Public indecency. If they can't bother to feed and cloth themselves like normal people maybe they should be forced to live and die in the shadows.

[–]The_shiver 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Hey what about our midget friends?

[–]arenotdeparted 34 ポイント35 ポイント  (10子コメント)

Couldn't even be bothered to find matching socks for her 'fashion shoot'.

[–]naked_ditchdiggerSkinny Ditch 27 ポイント28 ポイント  (0子コメント)

SO QUIRKKKKAAAAAYYY!

[–]cant_feel_muh_beetus 16 ポイント17 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Someone else had to put them on since she can no longer reach them. That person hates her for being so useless so they are passive aggressive and do things like mismatch its socks knowing that they will never actually see those feet.

[–]mango-roller 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (1子コメント)

I'd sooner be a shit shoveler than have that job.

[–]MeMyselfAndI1974 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I bet that person has to shovel shit too. That thing can't wipe itself you know!

[–]sneijder 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's 3D. A bit too much 3D

[–]thescalloper 13 ポイント14 ポイント  (2子コメント)

I never wear matching socks but I'm actually attractive so no one cares

[–]ilikelentils 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Ditto. I just hate folding them when I do laundry so I dump them all into the drawer by themselves. I only match them if I'm wearing shorts or they're my running socks.

[–]thescalloper 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Exactly ;)

[–]-delete- 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

*fatshion

[–]ETNxMARUFound the fountain of Youth 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Maybe she ate them.

[–]sunnyfunny123Verified Shitperson 116 ポイント117 ポイント  (7子コメント)

She is the text book definition of frumpy. Seriously horrible hair fuck ugly face, fat as fuck, and this disgusting green cloud print bed sheet as a dress.

[–]MrXhin 38 ポイント39 ポイント  (5子コメント)

It's a minor miracle that there aren't 20 cats in the picture.

[–]treepunchingprincess 36 ポイント37 ポイント  (1子コメント)

They were taking the pictures.

[–]Turtlebaby8 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Ahh that explains a lot. I was wondering who the fuck could sink so low as to be hanging out with this giant shitball.

[–]TheQueeg5001Verified Shitlord 12 ポイント13 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Thats why the photo is taken in front of tbe door. So you cannot see how terrible the house is.

[–]MeMyselfAndI1974 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

The cats ran away and found decent homes.

[–]SamwethaVerified Shitlord 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

They don't want to be associated with it either

[–]Ajor_Ahai 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Plus that nightmare skin and the fugly glasses.

[–]geneticsonacake 30 ポイント31 ポイント  (2子コメント)

A thin person could have turned that into five different outfits. They'd still be ugly because WTF is with those colors and blobs but at least the person wouldn't literally be wearing an entire bedsheet as a dress.

[–]MrSaxoBeetus 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (0子コメント)

The worst part is that she actually believes this is a pretty dress and no one will figure that it used to be a bedsheet! I could tell it was a very old sheet just by looking at the thumbnail, there's no way she could pretend it's real fabric.

[–]Galton1911 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Could you people stop lying to this woman? I am not her to talk about her weight or all that balogne. This is just an awfully, and I mean awfully made dress.

Best comment in the thread.

[–]pallidetroit 23 ポイント24 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Of course its favorite sheet would be a garish neon green thing with fatty amorphous-looking blobs. Ugh.

[–]groovybassShitlord of Bass 22 ポイント23 ポイント  (4子コメント)

it actually happened. after reading the plethora of comments saying they just wear bed sheets, a fatty actually makes a piece of "clothing" made from a bed sheet

[–]everydaygrind 11 ポイント12 ポイント  (1子コメント)

To be fair, a bed sheet is fabric. You can make clothes out of fabric.

That being said, this "clothe" is fucking atrocious in all aspects. Color, cut, fit, pattern. Just fucking awful.

[–]comicsansmasterfontShitLesbians are an endangered species 9 ポイント10 ポイント  (0子コメント)

You can, but you probably shouldn't make clothes out of bed sheets you've owned since you were a fucking child. She probably pissed those sheets more than once.

I'm a sewing enthusiast, and the thought of that old (probably dingy and uncomfortable) fabric makes my skin crawl even more than the fact she made herself a fupa-tight dress out of it.

[–]coding_lemon 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

My sentiments, exactly. I thought it was a joke, but after seeing this and the shit they post on Craftster and Youtube...

[–]KingSnugglewumpsFirst Class Asshole 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I came to say exactly this, but you beat me to it!

[–]PolishedIvoryHamburglar Police 21 ポイント22 ポイント  (6子コメント)

I leave for a few hours, and they start LITERALLY wearing bedsheets? SMFH.

[–]HorzaDeservedBetter 12 ポイント13 ポイント  (5子コメント)

SMFH? what does it mean?

  • Sodomize Me For Hours?
  • Softies Might Faint Here?
  • Sorry My Fupa is Hanging?
  • Supersized Munster For Hire?
  • Surely Manatees Fuck Harder?

[–]recakeVerified Shitlady 13 ポイント14 ポイント  (0子コメント)

so much fucking ham

[–]_cassis_ 10 ポイント11 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Sodomize Me For Hours?

All right then!

[–]Galton1911 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I thought it was some kind of emphatic version of FML. Shaking My Fucking Head doesn't sound quite strong enough.

[–]badfattynodoughnut 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

...yes

Also, Shaking my fucking head

[–]BeetusBurgers 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Shaking My Fucking Head

[–]RatherBeAnAngel 14 ポイント15 ポイント  (0子コメント)

A twin bed sheet is too tight. That's....something. She looks like Slimer's obese auntie.

[–]DottiDaisy 10 ポイント11 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Wash your hair, ya fat cunt

[–]ydnamVerified Shitlady 10 ポイント11 ポイント  (3子コメント)

Ew it looks dirty as hell. Who keeps a childhood bedsheet? It's probably filled with crumbs anyway.

[–]CatTricksYou have cat to be kitten me right meow 11 ポイント12 ポイント  (1子コメント)

I still have my little mermaid blanket on my marital bed.

[–]ydnamVerified Shitlady 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (0子コメント)

And I have my baby blanket on mine. But I would never wear it because it looks dirty...

[–]nevermind654Lean and Mean Shitlady 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

and grease stains. but my sister kept a blanket for +- 15 years and couldn't accept to part when it started falling to pieces. eventually she threw it away but it was a rather comical love affair, lol.

[–]ZizZizZiz 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (2子コメント)

I kind of want to shoot it.

[–]MeMyselfAndI1974 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (1子コメント)

With a camera or a gun?

[–]Shit_Vasto_Lorde 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

First one, then t'other.

[–]mladymladymlady 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (0子コメント)

It certainly looks homemade, and anyone who is serious about sewing knows that is not a compliment!

[–]AmIABadPersonNah 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Fat privilege is being able to make "clothes" which are just tubes. Oh wait, it still doesn't fit it.

But if I make a fitted dress out of non-stretch material I HAVE to put a zipper in. The darts in at the waist make it impossible to fit the dress over my hips or shoulders. :(

[–]ultracrepidar 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I think my friend has those curtains in his kitchen.

[–]aldoxx13 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Actually just the last thing that fits her.

[–]VBWJPX 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Looks like she made it herself and its STILL too small!!!

[–]CatTricksYou have cat to be kitten me right meow 11 ポイント12 ポイント  (1子コメント)

This is a bad dress pattern too. It just looks awful and the horror is just amplified by how fat and disgusting it is.

[–][deleted] 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I don't think she even used pattern. Just sewed up the sides and left openings for her head and arms.

[–]Thistlicious 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

omg. It will even feel like a bedsheet. How can this not be a joke?

[–]KingAlfred 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

It can't see it's feet so doesn't know it's got different socks on.

[–]wmeth 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I don't believe it's a twin sheet.... Maybe a California King

[–]FattieFupaFungus 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

And it's still not wide enough for her...

[–]liaodangVerified Shitlord 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Wow, it's really wearing a bed sheet. And the bed sheet looks like it's too tight.

[–]Spineless_McGee 12 ポイント13 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Why do ALL fat people look the same?

Is it the same reason that those with Down Syndrome look alike?

[–]shitlordette- 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (1子コメント)

It's something I've noticed as well, like, past a certain weight they all look the same, no matter the sex, race or age, same generic amorphous blob. Maybe that's why they dye their hair in ridiculous colors, so you can tell them appart.

[–]Spineless_McGee 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

That actually makes lots of sense. That is scary

[–]CuteRetardedPenguin 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

a fat amish person wtf?

[–]Turtlebaby8 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Goddamn she's ugly as fuck. This is one of those posts where I can imagine the smell just by looking at it. I bet it hasn't showered in months. And that smug fucking face. Everything about this is hideous

[–]Intanjible 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

She looks more like she's being fumigated, and probably should be.

[–]scotty23898 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

The fabric had to have ripped soon after, look how tight its being pulled.

[–]jessetruck 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Seems like fatties rock the same unisex ponytail that Steven Seagal sports.

[–]WiredYoga 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I once made a skirt out of a pillowcase. It looked awful though.

[–]Byizo 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Looks like she should've used a queen king size.

[–]brieder 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

There are so many things about the fatties that just leave me speechless.

[–]twitch1982 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Holy fuck you were serious.

[–]SassanZ 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

"it was for a twin size bed"

[–]MrXhin 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Amorphous blob.

[–]me_and_batman 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

TBH, humans could wear a bed sheet, too. Difference is you could get 3-4 dresses out of it.

[–]Lemme_axe_a_Question#EffYourFupaStandards 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

So that's where my grandmother's bedding went...

[–]MeMyselfAndI1974 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I wonder how many sofas had to die for her to be able to make that atrocity.

[–]applejaxxxson 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Green clouds of fat gas from her shitty diet.

Throw that ugly sheet away.

She must have never thrown this sheet way because it's the only time she ever had sex on it.

[–]Hibria 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Ive slept in sleeping bags in below zero weather smaller than that.....

[–]CottonSquareVerified Shitlord 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Holy shit, she's 20 years old.

[–]CristabelYYC 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Clings in weird places, which might be one of the reasons the hem is too long in some places and shorter in others. At least she didn't add random ruffles, or turn to something as boring as a "pattern" to help her decide where the waistline might be.

[–]pearlinspector 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

How hideous

[–]that_snarky_one 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I thought it was a colloquialism... nope. Literal bed sheet.

[–]shitlordmaxHamplanets be gone 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (1子コメント)

It doesn't really look like it was "made" or "tailored", to me it just looks like she simply took the bed sheet and wrapper herself in it...

[–]MrSaxoBeetus 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

But that's exactly what she did. She added no cut, no waist, no shape, no detail (apart from the pocket). She just sewed everything in place and did a terrible job at it.

[–]Burninator_89 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Are you sure it wasn't a King size sheet? She's got to be fucking joking, right?

[–]_heidin 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Omg it is and actual bed sheet

[–]TattooedWifeVerified wife and mother 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

That is a hideous bed sheet, let alone a dress!

[–]wherearethefruitloop 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Literally covered itself in popcorn.

[–]Mr_Peacock_alt 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Thin privilege is being able to see if you're wearing matching socks.

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    [–]thatsmrdickface 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (3子コメント)

    You aren't supposed to be doing that here, man.

    [–]poopstix123 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (2子コメント)

    OP linked directly to the album, her username is right there

    [–]thatsmrdickface 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (1子コメント)

    That's her imgur username. Coincidentally, it is also her reddit username.

    [–]poopstix123 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    someone doesnt understand how imgur works

    [–]HomerSimpsonXronizeMetaphorically Hitler[M] 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (1子コメント)

    Rule 4.

    [–]poopstix123 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    :)