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(Today is the day before Thanksgiving. I went to a grocery store to grab a couple of last minute supplies and the card reader won’t scan my really old debit card. I reach into my wallet and go to hand the cashier cash when she flinches and ducks behind the counter.)
Me: “Hello, you okay down there?”
Cashier: “Oh, sorry, I thought you were pointing a gun at me.”
Me: “Why on earth would I do that?”
Cashier: “Because your card was declined.”
Me: “…”
Cashier: “Open carry.”
Me: “People really pull guns on you over ten bucks worth of groceries?”
Cashier: “Yeah, they want to make sure our freedom to be an a**-hole is protected, I guess.”
(I paid for my groceries and spoke to her manager about getting her a gift card. Grocery stores shouldn’t be war zones. Leave your guns at home!)
But you know, Americans are totally responsible enough with guns.
in today’s issue of things that never happened
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Today on: Shit That Never Happened!
Pulling a firearm on a grocery clerk because your card was declined would put you in prison for a damn long time....
I’m about to go into the grocery store to pick up 2 weeks worth of food with a 1911 and 3 mags carrying a total of 23...
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