I Am DYING Right Now.

expect-the-greatest:

sapphiredoves:

sapphiredoves:

bigetheman:

sapphiredoves:

There’s only 4 Black kids in my history class and we don’t really talk much, but when we do, it’s kind of just banter back and forth about a few political topics then we go on about the class. This guy that I admittedly judged at the beginning of the semester as not being too smart in history based on his appearance in sneaks, sweatpants, hoodie, just normal clothes, and his demeanor in the beginning. Let me tell you how this boy just went tit for tat with our professor about how if he were America, he would’ve stopped fucking with France, Greece and Turkey a long time ago. Everything he said was correct, but the AAVE was too hilarious to listen to when the White kid’s reactions were so confused about what he was saying lmao

France is sweet man, they sweet! They like the friend that hype up the fight but never wanna jump in and America wanted to listen to that shit. And Greece and Turkey running in our pockets like our whole country is sittin’ on 22′s with Bill Gates cooking dinner, like nah, it ain’t like that! And we still paying for Truman’s dumbass handing out $400 mill to them like he didn’t have shit to take care of at home. I wasn’t even born yet, and I’m still paying back the bread he gave to some people that ain’t even alive no more. That’s like buying loud for your homie’s funeral. Why would I buy a dead brother loud?? Why am I paying for these $400 million dollar gift that I ain’t seen nothing from? Nah man, my pockets ain’t that deep. Truman was a fuckboy.” 


I’M CRYING HE’S STILL TALKING

S/O to that Brother ✊🏾✊🏾

WAIT THERES MORE 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 “The U.S. was playing Keeping Up With The Kardashians and shit with the Soviet Union, acting like they couldn’t handle not having the biggest di— sorry, bomb. A bomb is a bomb, like, I don’t care if it’s Hydrogen or Atomic, either way everybody wig getting split down the middle! And you mean to tell me it was gucci that during the last war, we just snatched Japanese Americans up from they homes and put them in camps ONLY because they were Japanese??? Them niggas wasn’t even born in Japan! They were 2nd and 3rd generation! Know who else thought of that shit? Hitler! But I guess since the U.S. put out 20 stacks for all the homes and lives they destroyed, they calling that shit good in the history books…” I’ll write the rest later. He had a LONG rant tho
expect-the-greatest I thought you might appreciate this 😂😂😂

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This is me tho, I ain’t eloquent wit it but I get my point across