(cache) Professor Accidentally Sends Out Anal-Bead Porn Link to Students; Now Under Title IX Investigation for Creating an "Unsafe" Environment


Advertise Here! Support Contact Change the At to "@" and the DOT to "." Syndicate this site (XML) Powered by Movable Type	Professor Accidentally Sends Out Anal-Bead Porn Link to Students; Now Under Title IX Investigation for Creating an "Unsafe" Environment I can't imagine the kind of pervert who would be scanning porn sites during the working day. She sent an email to her students, writing "I thought this article on brief writing would be interesting for all of you," and then included a link. Boy howdy was that link interesting. It was a link to PornHub, entitled SHE LOVES HER ANAL BEADS. She's being investigated for this SexCrime because that's what our ridiculous laws demand. However, she will likely come out of it unscathed. Because she is An Woman, everyone understands how absolutely silly this is, and what an enormous waste of time and resources. But what if she were a man? In that case, the Social Justice Warriors would insist on carrying out the letter of the absurd law, and hound that man out of a job. But what if Lisa McElroy were a man? Would observers be as quick to give the benefit of the doubt? If a male professor foisted anal-bead porn on an unsuspecting class of students, would we wonder, even if just a little bit longer, if he meant to do it? Would we be as forgiving, even if we concluded that the porn link was a terrible mistake? Would people argue that he created a hostile environment for his female students, no matter what? There is a terrible irony that laws and policies created to prevent gender discrimination can treat members of one gender differently and unfairly..... I quickly realized that Title IX can be applied in ways that don’t tolerate ambiguity or, God forbid, a bawdy sense of humor. Policies prohibiting sexual harassment often lack the vocabulary to say, "Yes, he did say that, but we are friends," and "No, I was not intimidated or offended by that." Two categories emerge: either you are claiming victimhood . . . or you are considered suspicious until you can justify why the hell you did not feel victimized. Basically, you begin to sound nuts for not being offended. ... I hope for a cool-headed, mature conclusion to the investigation of Professor Lisa McElroy and "Beadgate." Under the tyranny of Title IX, however, I wouldn’t hold out the same hope if she were a man. By the way, that first link does include the actual link to the video in question, if you want to determine for yourself if it creates an unsafe, hostile environment or not. (Update: Diligent researchers have told me the link is not clickable nor copy-and-pastable. You'd have to hand-transcribe it, or, I guess, search for SHE LOVES HER ANAL BEADS at PornHub. I thank these scholars for their efforts in chasing every lead down.) Posted by: Ace at 04:11 PM Comments 1 SHE LOVES HER ANAL BEADS.[/i Go on. Posted by: toby928(C) at April 14, 2015 04:13 PM (evdj2) 2 dammit Posted by: toby928(C) at April 14, 2015 04:13 PM (evdj2) 3 maybe 1st Posted by: mallfly at April 14, 2015 04:13 PM (qSIlh) 4 rats, web browsers are all beaded up Posted by: mallfly at April 14, 2015 04:13 PM (qSIlh) 5 By the way, that first link does include the actual link to the video.. ----------------- Um...., no. Posted by: Mike Hammer, trapped in tax preparation hell at April 14, 2015 04:13 PM (028dR) 6 >>I can't imagine the kind of pervert who would be scanning porn sites during the working day. Heh. Posted by: JackStraw at April 14, 2015 04:14 PM (g1DWB) 7 toby teases The Barrel Posted by: Mike Hammer, trapped in tax preparation hell at April 14, 2015 04:14 PM (028dR) 8 A law professor. Nice... Posted by: tu3031 at April 14, 2015 04:14 PM (YFFpo) 9 I'm not going to click. I don't want to know what anal bead porn is. No! No! No! Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 14, 2015 04:15 PM (DXzRD) 10 Barack Obama is a SCOAMT. Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 14, 2015 04:15 PM (kff5f) 11 By the way, that first link does include the actual link to the video in question, if you want to determine for yourself if it creates an unsafe, hostile environment or not. Not clickable or cut n pasteable. Not that I would surf porn at work. Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 14, 2015 04:15 PM (JtwS4) 12 Burn it down. Scatter the stones. Salt the earth where it stood. Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 14, 2015 04:15 PM (kff5f) 13 Pro Tip: Don't mix posts about anal-bead porn and Hillary eating a burrito. Posted by: Roy at April 14, 2015 04:15 PM (VndSC) 14 Madonna kissing Drake is an unsafe environment. Drake looked like he was about to puke. Posted by: Seems Legit at April 14, 2015 04:15 PM (A98Xu) 15 Porn is SO 6th grade curriculum. A truly dedicated professor would have conducted a live demo and skills lab. Posted by: California Board of Education at April 14, 2015 04:15 PM (S8aM1) 16 'Scuse me, I gotta go check out this unsafe work environment. bunk Posted by: Moderate Salami at April 14, 2015 04:15 PM (/Ho8c) 17 Send her an invite to the meet up. Posted by: wrg500 at April 14, 2015 04:15 PM (kQBSd) 18 re: "I can't imagine the kind of pervert who would be scanning porn sites during the working day." is it a public institution? That would almost makeit a fringe benefit. Posted by: mallfly at April 14, 2015 04:15 PM (qSIlh) 19 Sacred honor compels me to...aw screw it. Posted by: John P. Squibob at April 14, 2015 04:15 PM (TcHo8) 20 " I don't want to know what anal bead porn is. No! No! No!" Go on. You know you want to. Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 14, 2015 04:16 PM (LA7Cm) 21 9 I'm not going to click. I don't want to know what anal bead porn is. No! No! No! Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 14, 2015 04:15 PM (DXzRD) Well, it's fairly self-explanatory. Posted by: Insomniac at April 14, 2015 04:16 PM (2Ojst) 22 SHE LOVES HER ANAL BEADS. Sometimes I'm glad I'm not one of the cool kids. Just sayin'. Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 14, 2015 04:16 PM (kff5f) 23 Sounds like the SJWs are drawing a bead on her. Right between her beady eyes. Sorry. Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 14, 2015 04:16 PM (oKE6c) 24 A law professor. Nice... Posted by: tu3031 at April 14, 2015 04:14 PM (YFFpo) She's just using TFG's old syllabus from his teaching days. Posted by: Country Singer at April 14, 2015 04:16 PM (8hctH) 25 I'm mortally offended. She should be fired immediately. By the way anyone know her phone number? Asking for a friend. Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 14, 2015 04:16 PM (rDqRv) 26 But what kind of professor was she? She might have had a doctorate in this stuff (not outside the realm of academic possibility) in which case, this was just a home work assignment which merits further study. And grants. More believable than some of the crap degrees that universities put out these days... Posted by: Meric1837 at April 14, 2015 04:16 PM (yrsus) 27 this actually falls under title LXIX Posted by: Mr Wizard at April 14, 2015 04:17 PM (eOpVe) 28 Are we talking pearls here? Or ping pong balls? Posted by: toby928(C) at April 14, 2015 04:17 PM (evdj2) 29 "I can't imagine the kind of pervert who would be scanning porn sites during the working day." -------- Well, it IS tax season. Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 14, 2015 04:17 PM (oKE6c) 30 If they can't handle a little porn (which most kids past the age 15 have seen), how can tbey handle college? Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 14, 2015 04:17 PM (7G/wk) 31 Speaking of anal beads, who are the Jewish leaders who met with Obama today and do not want to be identified? Posted by: Thunder B, Sandy Vag at April 14, 2015 04:17 PM (VCiHM) 32 The proper neutral language is "Xhe lovers xer anal beads." Haters. Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 14, 2015 04:17 PM (659DL) 33 Not just a woman but a law prof. If she were teaching undergrads, I think administration would fire her, even being a woman. Posted by: AmishDude at April 14, 2015 04:17 PM (L2xDv) 34 Answer to first question: lawyers at the SEC (after they were done giving bernie madoff a clean bill of health 2xs). Posted by: D. Hopper at April 14, 2015 04:17 PM (Pd9Vt) 35 They really were her worry beads. Posted by: wrg500 at April 14, 2015 04:18 PM (kQBSd) 36 Anyone else think that ace has a rule for new bloggers to always triple check that your links aren't going to the porn site you have fired up in the other window. Posted by: Buzzion at April 14, 2015 04:18 PM (z/Ubi) 37 I really hate that Title IX has been stretched to cover non-sports stuff like this. On a side-note, my sister worked at a well-known college and heard from a friend in IT that he had been called to look at one of the prominent Theology professor's computer and it contained - get this - a shit-ton of pr0n, and filthy weird pr0n at that. Posted by: Lizzy at April 14, 2015 04:18 PM (2TN4k) 38 We're they bead, beads? Posted by: whoppies golden berg at April 14, 2015 04:18 PM (FmGVE) 39 Is she teaching any journalism classes in the metro NYC area this summer??? Posted by: Anderson Cooper at April 14, 2015 04:18 PM (kFxpe) 40 So no video? Posted by: brak at April 14, 2015 04:18 PM (Tj+s6) 41 Ah, a law professor. Well, it could have been a course on the proper use of the "prison pocket." Posted by: Meric1837 at April 14, 2015 04:18 PM (yrsus) 42 A law professor. Nice... Posted by: AmishDude, cock of the walk right now at April 14, 2015 04:18 PM (L2xDv) 43 But what if Lisa McElroy were a man? Would observers be as quick to give the benefit of the doubt? You don't think a man who sent porn to female students and then claimed he's too stupid to have done it on purpose would have his personal and professional life ruined by this time tomorrow? OTOH, sending gay porn to straight male students, that'll get him a faculty award. Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at April 14, 2015 04:19 PM (/kI1Q) 44 Anyone else think that ace has a rule Much like the Yeti, Sasquatch, or Nessie, that appears to be a myth... Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 14, 2015 04:19 PM (659DL) 45 I can't imagine the kind of pervert who would be scanning porn sites during the working day. It's only those people whose screen you can't see. So, hardly anyone! Posted by: t-bird at April 14, 2015 04:19 PM (FcR7P) 46 Answer to first question: lawyers at the SEC Which school? Posted by: wrg500 at April 14, 2015 04:19 PM (kQBSd) 47 The professor sends it accidentally? Sure, if you say so. Posted by: dantesed at April 14, 2015 04:19 PM (88xKn) 48 Posted by: Lizzy at April 14, 2015 04:18 PM (2TN4k) Know* thy enemy, right? * In a Biblical sense Posted by: Creepy Pron Theology Professor at April 14, 2015 04:19 PM (kff5f) 49 This one leads the imagination down some pretty strange paths - on your work computer, hey? Why were you cutting and pasting a link to that particular site anyway? So citations made you think of this type of pron or does this type of pron lead you to thinking about academic citations? If so - what's the connection? Like I said - mind-boggling. Posted by: Mikey NTH - Internecine Squabbles Coming to the Outrage Outlet! at April 14, 2015 04:20 PM (hLRSq) 50 I can't imagine the kind of pervert who would be scanning porn sites during the working day. That's what your iPhone is for. So I've heard. From a friend. Posted by: Insomniac at April 14, 2015 04:20 PM (2Ojst) 51 Does anyone have a pic of this prof? You know, to complete the record. Posted by: Soona at April 14, 2015 04:20 PM (/HX7u) 52 Best advice to undergrads: carry a copy of mao say dong's little red book around and wave it around proudly in front of the profs. Better than protection from Tony Soprano! Posted by: D. Hopper at April 14, 2015 04:20 PM (Pd9Vt) 53 On a side-note, my sister worked at a well-known college and heard from a friend in IT that he had been called to look at one of the prominent Theology professor's computer and it contained - get this - a shit-ton of pr0n, and filthy weird pr0n at that. Research. /sarc Posted by: John P. Squibob at April 14, 2015 04:20 PM (TcHo8) 54 She got the pron right off of Hillary's personal servers. Posted by: Roy at April 14, 2015 04:20 PM (VndSC) 55 Imagine how many Federal employees are wiping their brows and saying "Phew!" with relief right now. Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 14, 2015 04:20 PM (oKE6c) 56 is this really appropriate material for college students? Posted by: Paddington Bare at April 14, 2015 04:20 PM (Spluw) 57 Question: Why doesn't Title IX forbid womens' sports? I'll hang up and listen to your answer. Posted by: AmishDude at April 14, 2015 04:20 PM (L2xDv) 58 Well, there's no telling where she got that from... zap! Posted by: Hillary! at April 14, 2015 04:20 PM (FcR7P) 59 squirt Posted by: Cytheria at April 14, 2015 04:21 PM (2Ojst) 60 And Ace kills the rest of the work day for all of us. Posted by: rickb223 at April 14, 2015 04:21 PM (39oci) 61 >>I can't imagine the kind of pervert who would be scanning porn sites during the working day. Y-yeah, me neither! Posted by: fb at April 14, 2015 04:21 PM (JVEmw) 62 You rang? Posted by: Ben Wah at April 14, 2015 04:21 PM (/Um0F) 63 56 is this really appropriate material for college students? Posted by: Paddington Bare at April 14, 2015 04:20 PM (Spluw) The law? Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 14, 2015 04:21 PM (oKE6c) 64 That's nuthin. You should've seen some of my emails... Posted by: Hillary! at April 14, 2015 04:21 PM (YFFpo) 65 I'm doing a new film......It's a melange of this and American Sniper......... Drawing a Bead...Sloooowly Posted by: Paddington Bare at April 14, 2015 04:21 PM (Spluw) 66 Imagine how many Federal employees are wiping their brows and saying "Phew!" with relief right now. Are you kidding?! More like hitting the save for later button. Posted by: t-bird at April 14, 2015 04:21 PM (FcR7P) 67 It doesn't matter what you look like on the outside, whether you're white, black, or Sasquatch, even. As long as you follow your dream, no matter how crazy or against the law it is... except for Sasquatch. If you're Sasquatch, the rules are different. Posted by: Meatwad at April 14, 2015 04:22 PM (kFxpe) 68 Dragon package successfully deployed. Anal beads making their way to the ISS. Grappling on Friday. Wait...don't skip back and forth between tabs... Posted by: All Hail Eris at April 14, 2015 04:22 PM (UKJFR) 69 Does anyone have a pic of this prof? You know, to complete the record. Sure, Soona. Here you go. http://binged.it/1CGotLF Posted by: Creepy Pron Theology Professor at April 14, 2015 04:22 PM (kff5f) 70 So she just needs to demand that someone make her an anal-bead cake, and she's not only off the hook, she's a hero, right? Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at April 14, 2015 04:22 PM (vgIRn) 71 At least she can post links, unlike us here. Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 14, 2015 04:22 PM (oKE6c) 72 Posted by: Insomniac at April 14, 2015 04:16 PM (2Ojst) No, it's not. I have to place my mind in unfortunate channels to imagine it. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 14, 2015 04:23 PM (DXzRD) 73 Are we talking pearls here? Or ping pong balls? Starts small. Ends with a bowling ball. Posted by: rickb223 at April 14, 2015 04:23 PM (39oci) 74 A disgusting spectacle on campus. Posted by: Prof. A. Fucksaw at April 14, 2015 04:23 PM (Spluw) 75 By the way, that first link does include the actual link to the video in question, if you want to determine for yourself if it creates an unsafe, hostile environment or not. You know, it's not nearly as fun when it's not an "accidental" link, ace. Presume profanity laded Title IX rant here. Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at April 14, 2015 04:23 PM (mf5HN) 76 As a former college student, if my female prof sent me prn in the emails, I dont' think my feelings would've been hurt. Posted by: Moderate Salami at April 14, 2015 04:23 PM (/Ho8c) 77 Extra Credit will be given. Posted by: Garrett at April 14, 2015 04:23 PM (XZbX0) 78 Helllooooooooo Posted by: Bawney Fwank at April 14, 2015 04:23 PM (/Um0F) 79 Are you kidding?! More like hitting the save for later button. Posted by: t-bird at April 14, 2015 04:21 PM (FcR7P) I meant that they hadn't been busted themselves. Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 14, 2015 04:24 PM (oKE6c) 80 Whoops. Kinky hypocrite sock, off. Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 14, 2015 04:24 PM (kff5f) 81 A disgusting spectacle on campus.* But enough about University of Tennessee football... Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 14, 2015 04:24 PM (659DL) 82 Speaking of anal beads, who are the Jewish leaders who met with Obama today and do not want to be identified? Posted by: Thunder B, Sandy Vag at April 14, 2015 04:17 PM (VCiHM) J Street and the like. they represent no one but themselves and Satan Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 14, 2015 04:24 PM (rDqRv) 83 Professor, you have a string hanging. Here let me pull it for you. Ohh, mmm, AHHH! Posted by: wrg500 at April 14, 2015 04:24 PM (kQBSd) 84 I want to see her fired. I don't really want to see her fired, but I want to see her fired. This BS Double Standard standard needs to be killed in its growing crib. Either fix the Standard or abolish the law. Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at April 14, 2015 04:24 PM (1CroS) 85 But enough about University of Tennessee football... Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) Ouch...that smarted... Posted by: Moderate Salami at April 14, 2015 04:24 PM (/Ho8c) 86 Professor! Love your pearls! I can tell they're not fake because they have an off-white tinge and a slight musty smell. Oh wait Posted by: JohnnyBoy at April 14, 2015 04:24 PM (TPjwz) 87 Beads? Wake me when they're up to baseballs Posted by: Sandra Fluke at April 14, 2015 04:24 PM (kFxpe) 88 Well, at least she's not a liberal. Posted by: Lanny Davis at April 14, 2015 04:25 PM (P330y) 89 As a former college student, if my female prof sent me prn in the emails, I dont' think my feelings would've been hurt. Posted by: Moderate Salami I'm sending you something special. I hope that you're......brave enough. Posted by: Law prof. Fauxahontas at April 14, 2015 04:25 PM (Spluw) 90 How are they going to punish this Professor? Spank her? Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 14, 2015 04:25 PM (rDqRv) 91 She writes for Slate magazine. Witless old hag couldn't even claim she was doing research for a SALON article. Posted by: mAC at April 14, 2015 04:25 PM (0J18b) 92 If it doesn't serve left-wing political purposes, it didn't happen. Posted by: CJ at April 14, 2015 04:25 PM (9KqcB) 93 A disgusting spectacle on campus.* I read that as "tentacle", which goes with our theme for today. Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at April 14, 2015 04:25 PM (/kI1Q) 94 I'm sending you something special. I hope that you're......brave enough. Posted by: Law prof. Fauxahontas ... On second thought... ... Posted by: Moderate Salami at April 14, 2015 04:25 PM (/Ho8c) 95 Now, if this was a guy, chances are it would've been a "lifestyle choice" and he would've been universally praised for it. Posted by: tu3031 at April 14, 2015 04:26 PM (YFFpo) 96 Does anyone have a pic of this prof? You know, to complete the record. Sure, Soona. Here you go. http://binged.it/1CGotLF --- Un fking real, there went that idea for a few hours, Posted by: People Corp at April 14, 2015 04:26 PM (TzeLs) 97 Nah, 20 y/o me probably wouldn't've cared. Posted by: Moderate Salami at April 14, 2015 04:26 PM (/Ho8c) 98 Okay so did we all see the prick reporter from cbs Dallas who found one woman on Facebook who opposes Hillary, and went after her and her business? It's the new memories pizza Something like @stevepickle-1 or something. Go look at @exjohn or @redsteeze to get the story Posted by: Formerly atnorth at April 14, 2015 04:26 PM (7Oo+W) 99 ... So..... new meaning to the phrase "pearl clutching"? Posted by: fixerupper at April 14, 2015 04:26 PM (uiVGU) 100 However, she will likely come out of it unscathed. Because she is An Woman, everyone understands how absolutely silly this is, and what an enormous waste of time and resources. Probably should get a stern talk and wrist slap for sloppy and misuse of work resources, but that's about it. Imagine facing your class after sending that out. Its even worse than posting unattractive lesbian porn on your blog. Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 14, 2015 04:26 PM (39g3+) 101 I don't believe in anal sex after marriage. Posted by: Lisa McElroy at April 14, 2015 04:26 PM (P330y) 102 I want to see her fired. I don't really want to see her fired, but I want to see her fired. Eff that. I want to see her fired and begging for table scraps with the Chik-fil-a haranguer git. No. F**ing. Prisoners. Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented Christian Objectivist at April 14, 2015 04:26 PM (DT3rQ) 103 How are they going to punish this Professor? Spank her? Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 14, 2015 04:25 PM (rDqRv) This post and this entire thread is really starting to sound like a NoVAMoMee After Party. Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 14, 2015 04:26 PM (V+kmg) 104 Nothing sets off a twinset like a string of pearls. Posted by: All Hail Eris at April 14, 2015 04:26 PM (UKJFR) 105 I saw Anal Beads open for Big Dildo at PornHub in 2015. Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at April 14, 2015 04:26 PM (1CroS) 106 Not exactly the right thread for food questions, but I got willowed on the last thread. Question for all, places to eat in or around Conway, SC (Myrtle Beach area). Gonna be eating there all weekend, have never been before. Fish or BBQ places especially valued. Posted by: Lincolntf at April 14, 2015 04:27 PM (2cS/G) 107 Is one allowed to bring in a set of beads when sitting for the bar exam, or will they be provided? Posted by: Drexel Law student at April 14, 2015 04:27 PM (nFdGS) 108 "I thought this article on brief writing would be interesting for all of you," Oh yes...OH YES!!! The End. Brief enough? Posted by: Diogenes at April 14, 2015 04:27 PM (08Znv) 109 Her class just got full. ..Which also happens to rhyme with, Her ass just got full. Posted by: Minnfidel at April 14, 2015 04:27 PM (/Um0F) 110 Yeah, its not like she sent out porn titled Lesbians With Big Bazooms In Tiny PInk Nighties That Just Fall Away Pillow Fighting, is it??? Posted by: Bruce J. at April 14, 2015 04:27 PM (iQIUe) 111 Conversely, the same porn would be course work in some other BS social sciences class, ie 'Womyn Empowerment' or 'Fuck the Patriarchy: Sexual Identity and Gratifying Yourself With Plastic.' NEA grant stuff, there, and totes important speech and stuff. Posted by: Herb at April 14, 2015 04:27 PM (Y/jfK) 112 i don't want to know what anal bead are...... Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 14, 2015 04:27 PM (u8GsB) 113 Nah, 20 y/o me probably wouldn't've cared. Posted by: Moderate Salami Good to know. I did it in my.....briefs.... Posted by: Law prof. Fauxahontas at April 14, 2015 04:28 PM (Spluw) 114 Poor, poor Fenelon.... Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 14, 2015 04:28 PM (659DL) 115 Sure, Soona. Here you go. http://binged.it/1CGotLF Posted by: Creepy Pron Theology Professor at April 14, 2015 04:22 PM (kff5f) ----------------------------------------- Okay, I clicked it. Now I'm asking myself why. Posted by: Soona at April 14, 2015 04:28 PM (/HX7u) 116 Does anyone have a pic of this prof? You know, to complete the record. Posted by: Soona at April 14, 2015 04:20 PM (/HX7u) http://tinyurl.com/ngqgmat Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 14, 2015 04:29 PM (V+kmg) 117 I did it in my.....briefs.... Posted by: Law prof. Fauxahontas Lost me there, Princess Liawatha. Sorry. Posted by: Moderate Salami at April 14, 2015 04:29 PM (/Ho8c) 118 I guess Hillary announced today that she is fully supportive of making CC tuition "free". There is some scrunt on Cavuto trying to explain why it's fair for the top taxpayers to pick up the tab for all of this. Damn these people are irredeemably stupid. Posted by: JackStraw at April 14, 2015 04:29 PM (g1DWB) 119 So does this video have a happy ending? Posted by: The PUNisher returns! at April 14, 2015 04:29 PM (Spluw) 120 She thought it was a link to a Pearl Jam video. Posted by: Minnfidel at April 14, 2015 04:29 PM (/Um0F) 121 'Fuck the Patriarchy: Sexual Identity and Gratifying Yourself With Plastic.'* Drill, baby, drill! Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at April 14, 2015 04:29 PM (/kI1Q) 122 I would have had a brief laugh over this, and thought 'oops' she screwed up. But then, I'm all grown up and am not a pussy over silly trivial things like this. Posted by: LIV is the place 2B at April 14, 2015 04:29 PM (pL8KH) 123 Anal Beads. Everything's anal beads these days. Posted by: Dirty Sanchez at April 14, 2015 04:29 PM (eKT3A) 124 I imagine her brief writing went something like this: "oh, oh, ah, mmmmmm, ah, ah, mmmmm." Posted by: Fritz at April 14, 2015 04:29 PM (ty633) 125 Hey! Isn't that Professor Anal Beads?? Posted by: tu3031 at April 14, 2015 04:29 PM (YFFpo) 126 I guess Hillary announced today that she is fully supportive of making CC tuition "free". Average cost of community college tuition in 2025? $100K. Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 14, 2015 04:30 PM (659DL) 127 The sixth day of deliberations has concluded without a verdict in the Aaron Hernandez case. That sucker might actually get off. Posted by: Lincolntf at April 14, 2015 04:30 PM (2cS/G) 128 Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 14, 2015 04:24 PM (rDqRv) Continuing the work that Hitler started. Actually, in some ways they are worse. At least Hitler had the strength of his convictions....these pricks have nothing but love of money and influence. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 14, 2015 04:30 PM (7G/wk) 129 How many of the moron horde were hoping that the Female Law Professor in question was Ann Althouse? Amiright or amiright? Posted by: Moron Horde Member 1331945 at April 14, 2015 04:30 PM (0MJOU) 130 This post and this entire thread is really starting to sound like a NoVAMoMee After Party. Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 14, 2015 04:26 PM (V+kmg) I wonder if we can stumble into another bachlorette party this year... Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 14, 2015 04:30 PM (/2KMt) 131 So does this video have a happy ending? That would be extra. Posted by: wrg500 at April 14, 2015 04:30 PM (kQBSd) 132 This post and this entire thread is really starting to sound like a NoVAMoMee After Party. Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 14, 2015 04:26 PM (V+kmg) I DID NOT DIVE INTO THE BACHELORETTE PARTY! Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at April 14, 2015 04:30 PM (mf5HN) 133 Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 14, 2015 04:27 PM (u8GsB) Insomniac said to me when I made the same comment that "It's obvious". Thanks. Evidently it was happily not obvious to you either Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 14, 2015 04:30 PM (DXzRD) 134 We've all got: "the hell?" stories here's one. guy I pushed troops with. Decided to diddle one of his troops. now, he was K-9 handler on the presidential team. Gotta jump some fences to get there. nonetheless: he diddled a female troop/trainee and then had the bright idea to bring a handgun and threaten anyone who ratted him out. I'd have never thought this guy was a "lose your shit" kinda guy. But as I think about it he was too straight in terms of dress, behavior. just didn't see it coming. I think he's still in Leavenworth. Posted by: TangoNine at April 14, 2015 04:31 PM (x3YFz) 135 A marketing opportunity lost. Posted by: Benjamin Wah at April 14, 2015 04:31 PM (0MJOU) 136 I DID NOT DIVE INTO THE BACHELORETTE PARTY! Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 Says you... Posted by: Moderate Salami at April 14, 2015 04:31 PM (/Ho8c) 137 No, it's not. I have to place my mind in unfortunate channels to imagine it. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 14, 2015 04:23 PM (DXzRD) Heh. I shan't drag you into the gutter with the rest of us then. Posted by: Insomniac at April 14, 2015 04:31 PM (2Ojst) 138 Just curious: does this same college have a Sex Week and/or host talks by sex experts from the porn industry, etc.? I get that it was an out of context link to a sex site, which is bad and terribly unprofessional, but it seems like most campuses are very in-your-face sex positive nowadays, so the pearl-clutching about it (heh) seems a bit much. Posted by: Lizzy at April 14, 2015 04:31 PM (2TN4k) 139 Hey! These Skittles taste like shit! Posted by: First Year Law Student at April 14, 2015 04:31 PM (uiVGU) 140 http://tinyurl.com/ngqgmat Posted by: Sean Bannion I'd hit it...with a sledgehammer. Running low on quicklime for disposal tho. Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented Christian Objectivist at April 14, 2015 04:31 PM (DT3rQ) 141 This post and this entire thread is really starting to sound like a NoVAMoMee After Party. Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 14, 2015 04:26 PM (V+kmg) I DID NOT DIVE INTO THE BACHELORETTE PARTY! Please set the record straight. Be as graphic as possible. Posted by: The PUNisher returns! at April 14, 2015 04:31 PM (Spluw) 142 Miss She Loves Her Anal Beads seems to be in distress from all the moaning she is doing. I think she need help, Ace. Posted by: Bruce J. at April 14, 2015 04:31 PM (iQIUe) 143 Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at April 14, 2015 04:30 PM (mf5HN) That you remember. However, this being NoVaMoMe, how sure are you of your memories? Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 14, 2015 04:31 PM (kff5f) 144 Maybe it was a punctuation lesson. Students- here is a link demonstrating improper use of a colon. Posted by: Muldoon, still solid after all these years at April 14, 2015 04:31 PM (NeFrd) 145 I DID NOT DIVE INTO THE BACHELORETTE PARTY! Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at April 14, 2015 04:30 PM (mf5HN) ahem ::: sotto voce ::: She did. Face first. Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 14, 2015 04:32 PM (V+kmg) 146 119 So does this video have a happy ending? Posted by: The PUNisher returns! at April 14, 2015 04:29 PM (Spluw) This is the way the video ends This is the way the video ends This is the way the video ends Not with a bang but a "Bloop! Bloop-bloop-bloop! Bah-loop! Bloop-bloop! Bloop!" Posted by: Just Some Guy at April 14, 2015 04:32 PM (vgIRn) 147 http://www.myrtlebeachrestaurantnews.com/ Posted by: toby928(C) at April 14, 2015 04:32 PM (evdj2) 148 Posted by: JackStraw at April 14, 2015 04:29 PM (g1DWB) I would almost agree partially if CC's were to just offer technical education courses 'only' sprinkled with basic Gen-Ed. Plumbers, Electricians,etc; still make a lot of money in this country. Posted by: LIV is the place 2B at April 14, 2015 04:32 PM (pL8KH) 149 I wonder if we can stumble into another bachlorette party this year... You don't want me involved. I'd manage to put it next door to a furry convention. ...yes, there is precedent for such. ...no, it was not intentional. ...yes, I fully expect it will be brought up by friends on my deathbed. Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented Christian Objectivist at April 14, 2015 04:33 PM (DT3rQ) 150 http://tinyurl.com/ngqgmat I'd hit it. Back there. Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 14, 2015 04:33 PM (JtwS4) 151 When a college professor can't send a link to an anal beads video to her students -- well the terrorists have won. Posted by: Annoying person with 'the terrorists have won' meme at April 14, 2015 04:33 PM (xQX/f) 152 I DID NOT DIVE INTO THE BACHELORETTE PARTY! Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at April 14, 2015 04:30 PM (mf5HN) But you do agree that there was one, yes? Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 14, 2015 04:34 PM (/2KMt) 153 Please set the record straight. Be as graphic as possible. Posted by: The PUNisher returns! at April 14, 2015 04:31 PM (Spluw) Fine. Let me state, as graphically as possible, that I did not dive into the bachelorette party. Note that I say nothing of intent and desire, merely actions. Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at April 14, 2015 04:34 PM (mf5HN) 154 Out of my cold dead hands! Posted by: Minnfidel at April 14, 2015 04:34 PM (/Um0F) 155 Oh. I get it. It's Tuesday, but there's no rapey news. So instead of Rapey Tuesday we have Pron Tuesday. Carry on. Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 14, 2015 04:34 PM (kff5f) 156 You don't want me involved. I'd manage to put it next door to a furry convention. ...yes, there is precedent for such. ...no, it was not intentional. ...yes, I fully expect it will be brought up by friends on my deathbed. Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented Christian Objectivist at April 14, 2015 04:33 PM (DT3rQ) Yeah....I once did a recon for a national conference I had to set up. My recon took two days. The hotel was hosting FETCON at the time. It was....interesting. Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 14, 2015 04:34 PM (V+kmg) 157 I DID NOT DIVE INTO THE BACHELORETTE PARTY! Diving assume the diver is at a greater height than the receiving area. Hence, since AtC is of a diminutive stature she would be unable to "dive" into said Bachelorette Party. Posted by: wrg500 at April 14, 2015 04:34 PM (kQBSd) 158 enforce it. we can't be choking out people for selling cigs and let her slide. Posted by: X at April 14, 2015 04:34 PM (n5fTN) 159 >>Average cost of community college tuition in 2025? >>$100K. She seems blissfully unaware of the link between gov't subsidies and skyrocketing costs. In other words, liberal. Posted by: JackStraw at April 14, 2015 04:35 PM (g1DWB) 160 sigh Off to work now, just when it was starting to get good... Later roonz and rooonettez, fear no evil! Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 14, 2015 04:35 PM (/2KMt) 161 I'de be far more interested to see the video that some grad student TA (heh)accidentally posted in class. The video she posted in class was a homegrown production (hey now). As I recall, she quit the class and (ahem) laid low. Posted by: The PUNisher returns! at April 14, 2015 04:35 PM (Spluw) 162 sted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at April 14, 2015 04:34 PM (mf5HN) //hug Posted by: TangoNine at April 14, 2015 04:35 PM (x3YFz) 163 The only way to hit that would be from the back cuz you don't want her looking at you with those weird crazy eyes. Posted by: LIV is the place 2B at April 14, 2015 04:35 PM (pL8KH) 164 http://tinyurl.com/ngqgmat Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 14, 2015 04:29 PM (V+kmg) ---------------------------------------- If she'd lose about 50 lbs. it would become interesting. Posted by: Soona at April 14, 2015 04:35 PM (/HX7u) 165 I wonder if we can stumble into another bachlorette party this year... Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 14, 2015 04:30 PM (/2KMt) ----- Better yet...repel into a bachelor(ette) party, three sheets to the wind. Posted by: All Hail Eris at April 14, 2015 04:36 PM (UKJFR) 166 129 How many of the moron horde were hoping that the Female Law Professor in question was Ann Althouse? Amiright or amiright? who? Annal Thouse? Posted by: X at April 14, 2015 04:37 PM (n5fTN) 167 157 I DID NOT DIVE INTO THE BACHELORETTE PARTY! Diving assume the diver is at a greater height than the receiving area. Hence, since AtC is of a diminutive stature she would be unable to "dive" into said Bachelorette Party. Posted by: wrg500 at April 14, 2015 04:34 PM (kQBSd) Perhaps she clambered up to the bachelorette party? Posted by: Insomniac at April 14, 2015 04:37 PM (2Ojst) 168 But you do agree that there was one, yes? Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 14, 2015 04:34 PM (/2KMt) Oh hell yes. That red head? Fist of an angry god, baby. Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at April 14, 2015 04:37 PM (mf5HN) 169 Beadgate? Really.... Real pet peeve every little controversy gets a "gate" tacked on the end anymore. Anyone think these mental midget shit for brains "journalists" even know what the "gate" is referencing Posted by: Finn McCool at April 14, 2015 04:37 PM (oufD0) 170 Speaking of rape. There are some alleged gang rapes, the media won't go into 24/7 freakout mode on. Wonder why? John Cardillo @johncardillo 2h Why won't the media say what we can plainly see about the Panama City gang rape? Black rapists, white victim. #tcot Posted by: Costanza Defense at April 14, 2015 04:37 PM (ZPrif) 171 Does anyone have a pic of this prof? You know, to complete the record. Posted by: Soona at April 14, 2015 04:20 PM (/HX7u) http://tinyurl.com/ngqgmat Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 14, 2015 04:29 PM (V+kmg) Crazy Eyes? Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 14, 2015 04:38 PM (rDqRv) 172 If she'd lose about 50 lbs. it would become interesting. Posted by: Soona at April 14, 2015 04:35 PM (/HX7u) Dude, we could say that about 65% of the internet and 40% of the rest of America. Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 14, 2015 04:38 PM (V+kmg) 173 Thanks, toby. For some reason the page keeps closing on me, but I did see a link to restaurants in Conway, so I'm headed there. Also a bunch of references to oyster places, which is perfect. I'll be with a "crew" for work and I'm sure they're all just as clueless about the area, so I want to pick out a few spots in advance. Posted by: Lincolntf at April 14, 2015 04:38 PM (2cS/G) 174 More specifically on topic; yeah if a guy sent that out, there would be at least one girl that would faint and cry out "unsafe! trigger! rape!" and all hell would break loose. Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 14, 2015 04:39 PM (39g3+) 175 "I thank these scholars for their efforts in chasing every lead down." LOL Posted by: Y-not at April 14, 2015 04:39 PM (9BRsg) 176 W.N.B. Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 14, 2015 04:40 PM (TF10X) 177 That red head? Fist of an angry god, baby. Is that a good thing? Posted by: wrg500 at April 14, 2015 04:40 PM (kQBSd) 178 But what if she were a man? You mean, what if Bush had done that? Posted by: t-bird at April 14, 2015 04:40 PM (FcR7P) 179 I'm trying to find a link to a restaurant we went to 30 years ago in Murrell's Inlet. I think it was called Planter's Back Porch. They served a rosin baked potato that was excellent. Posted by: toby928(C) at April 14, 2015 04:40 PM (evdj2) 180 I use Mikimoto Pearls I purchased in Tokyo for those special anal enhancement sessions. Posted by: Jenna Jameson at April 14, 2015 04:40 PM (P330y) 181 This 'unsafe' bullshit is Orwellian. Posted by: Herb at April 14, 2015 04:41 PM (Y/jfK) 182 Ace with the 404 fail in his nick Pixy has no favorites. Posted by: Golfman at April 14, 2015 04:41 PM (48QDY) 183 US Senate foreign relations leaders reach deal on Iran bill Obama willing to sign deal which would undercut his ability to waive sanctions imposed by US Congress during a 52-day review process. What a fuckin farce. The RHINOs in COngress have sold out for a shitty 52 days and we didn't even get any crappy tee shirts Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 14, 2015 04:41 PM (rDqRv) 184 Crazy Eyes? Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 14, 2015 04:38 PM (rDqRv) ---------------------------------------- Beady eyes. Posted by: Soona at April 14, 2015 04:41 PM (/HX7u) 185 Every Moron has suffered some type of copy paste fail. Posted by: Golfman at April 14, 2015 04:42 PM (48QDY) 186 I couldn't use beads, it would make me think I was constipated. Posted by: LIV is the place 2B at April 14, 2015 04:42 PM (pL8KH) 187 'DINING. Seafood - primarily fried with hush puppies on the side - is a staple in Myrtle Beach, where you'll find a lot more ribs and steak than you will foie gras. One of the highlights of "low country" cuisine is the oyster roast, served in season in certain restaurants that have tables with holes in the middle, under which garbage cans await the oyster shells that diners throw in. Nance's in Murrell's Inlet, a fishing village noted for its seafood, is the acknowledged king of the oyster roast. Calabash, N.C., just over the border, is also a seafood center. Some of the top-ranked restaurants, many of which are found on "Restaurant Row" along Route 17 north of the city of Myrtle Beach, are Rice Planters, the Sea Captain's House, Gullyfield Seafood Restaurant and the Planter's Back Porch.' Posted by: toby928(C) at April 14, 2015 04:42 PM (evdj2) 188 A professor where i went to law school was convicted of possessing some really sick kiddy porn. He got some prison time, but it equaled out to some x seconds per photo and he got a couple of years. I am told that he was snickering at sentencing. The two IT techs that found the porn were, obviously, fired by the law school. Or rather, the law school put pressure on their employer (the IT dept. was an independent contractor) to fire them, who did so. And the law school wonders why I don't donate money. Posted by: Penfold at April 14, 2015 04:42 PM (Fbt5B) 189 Were she Teh Ghey Male, rather, everyone at the school would just say "of course" and that would be the end of it. Posted by: Sharkman at April 14, 2015 04:43 PM (xErAG) 190 Man Shoots Mother-in-law after Bullet Bounces off an Armadillo That armor is real: man in Georgia tries to shoot an armadillo, and ends up hitting his mother-in-law in her mobile home 100 yards away. That's my story and I'm sticking to it! Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 14, 2015 04:43 PM (rDqRv) 191 Late to thread --------------------------------------------------- 31 Speaking of anal beads, who are the Jewish leaders who met with Obama today and do not want to be identified? Posted by: Thunder B, Sandy Vag at April 14, 2015 04:17 PM (VCiHM) They went to ask him who has been nominated as his master's prophet to lead the children of Israel into damnation. As for than POS Title IX, any college that wanted to get rid of it could if they really wanted. All they would have to do is stop all federal subsidies, including federal student loans. And tell the feds to pack Title IX up their ass. Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 14, 2015 04:43 PM (wlDny) 192 da Beast has a collection of bowling balls linked by log chain for her and Huma to play with. Posted by: maddogg at April 14, 2015 04:43 PM (xWW96) 193 Hmmm.... I'm of two minds about this. OTOH, seems a bit overblown. OTOH, firing her for being too stupid to check a link before sending it seems not entirely a bad idea. What's amazing is it's not a link via a bit.ly type service, it's damned obvious what it is, and people probably still clicked it and went "Oh I have the vapors! Fire her!." Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) rogue bioethicst at April 14, 2015 04:43 PM (HDwDg) 194 So instead of Rapey Tuesday we have Pron Tuesday. Carry on. Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 14, 2015 04:34 PM ...Taco Tuesday? Posted by: Minnfidel at April 14, 2015 04:43 PM (/Um0F) 195 I rented one of those beaded lizards once. It was a disaster, had to chase the sucker all over the house. The takeaway was, stick with the gerbils. Posted by: Richard Gere at April 14, 2015 04:43 PM (8ZskC) 196 There appears to be legit pictures of her - just do an image search. Looks like she appeared on Who wants to be a millionaire at some point. Posted by: Greg61 at April 14, 2015 04:44 PM (H0lcY) 197 Sounds like a witch hunt, but I love no love lost for law profs. They are highly paid employees of an extremely bloated industry that has made its success off the government backed crushing debt of their own students, who they willfully inject into an field with next to none job prospects and little if any practical skills. Posted by: Iasonas at April 14, 2015 04:44 PM (dLP5P) 198 169 Beadgate? Really.... Real pet peeve every little controversy gets a "gate" tacked on the end anymore. Posted by: Finn McCool at April 14, 2015 04:37 PM (oufD0) The correct suffix for leftist shenanigans is "-quiddick," anyway. Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at April 14, 2015 04:44 PM (l3LvV) 199 Beady eyes. ***** She got beady Davis eyes... Posted by: Muldoon, still solid after all these years at April 14, 2015 04:44 PM (NeFrd) 200 Sounds like "Restaurant Row" is the place to be. Posted by: Lincolntf at April 14, 2015 04:44 PM (2cS/G) 201 Man Shoots Mother-in-law after Bullet Bounces off an Armadillo That armor is real: man in Georgia tries to shoot an armadillo, and ends up hitting his mother-in-law in her mobile home 100 yards away. PRO TIP: This has been known to work with manatees too. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 14, 2015 04:45 PM (8ZskC) 202 Are these beads available for trade? Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at April 14, 2015 04:45 PM (4KOF2) 203 179 I'm trying to find a link to a restaurant we went to 30 years ago in Murrell's Inlet. I think it was called Planter's Back Porch. They served a rosin baked potato that was excellent. Posted by: toby928(C) at April 14, 2015 04:40 PM (evdj2) Bankrupt. Bovines is good for steaks and pizza and fish. Lee's Kitchen best for fried seafood. We go twice a year. Posted by: Golfman at April 14, 2015 04:45 PM (48QDY) 204 I came in like a wrecking ball I never hit so hard in love All I wanted was to break your walls All you ever did was wreck me Posted by: wrg500 at April 14, 2015 04:45 PM (kQBSd) 205 "I love my anal beads but I take them out of my mouth every once in a while." Grouchy Marxist from "You Bet Your Fetus." Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 14, 2015 04:46 PM (St6BJ) 206 I can see putting a few cigars in there, but beads? Posted by: Bill Clinton at April 14, 2015 04:46 PM (8ZskC) 207 I'm not buying the bullet proof armored rat story. a .270 explodes the shit outta them. Posted by: maddogg at April 14, 2015 04:46 PM (xWW96) 208 Give me your address there. Posted by: AssMasterPrime, the 600 series had rubber... at April 14, 2015 04:46 PM (vmAFq) 209 >>OTOH, firing her for being too stupid to check a link before sending it seems not entirely a bad idea. Yeah, just imagine if it were a man and he was in a prominent management position at a Fortune 500 Company. You can bet the feminists would be screaming "sexual harassment!!!!" Posted by: Lizzy at April 14, 2015 04:47 PM (2TN4k) 210 Were she Teh Ghey Male, rather, everyone at the school would just say "of course" and that would be the end of it. Wouldn't be believable unless you were talking about basketballs. Posted by: LIV is the place 2B at April 14, 2015 04:47 PM (pL8KH) 211 SHE SENT VIDEOS OF ANAL BEADS TO HER STUDENTS?!?!?!?! Posted by: Rev Al Sharpton at April 14, 2015 04:48 PM (AkOaV) 212 Thanks, Golfman. Just typed those names into my phone for handy reference. Fried seafood is pretty much the only food I basically binge eat. Clam rolls, mmmmm....with bellies.....MMMMMM.... Posted by: Lincolntf at April 14, 2015 04:48 PM (2cS/G) 213 If you've ever shot your mother-in-law in her mobile home with a ricochet off an armadillo, you just might be a redneck. Posted by: Muldoon, still solid after all these years at April 14, 2015 04:48 PM (NeFrd) 214 What happens if Hillary and her van runs into tornados? Posted by: Bruce J. at April 14, 2015 04:48 PM (iQIUe) 215 I have the travel bug. Several times a year, I set out on my own, visiting Kenya or Palau or Chile or Belize. My husband, with whom I just celebrated my sixteenth wedding anniversary, is a saint above all others, gladly taking on the care of our two adolescent daughters and wishing me well... Prof Lisa McElroy - HuffPo cough sex tourist cough cough cuckold cough Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 14, 2015 04:48 PM (kdS6q) 216 I'd like to invite he over for some champagne.... Posted by: Steve Kroft at April 14, 2015 04:48 PM (2TN4k) 217 Horseback riding and anal beads DON'T MIX. Posted by: A Public Service Announcement From the American Ass Assn. at April 14, 2015 04:48 PM (8ZskC) 218 Is it just coincidence we are discussing a gender based argument for president, gender based sex discrimination, Chipolte dishes and anal beads porn (whatever that is) all at the same time? I think not. Posted by: Marcus T at April 14, 2015 04:48 PM (GGCsk) 219 210 Were she Teh Ghey Male, rather, everyone at the school would just say "of course" and that would be the end of it. Wouldn't be believable unless you were talking about basketballs. Posted by: LIV is the place 2B at April 14, 2015 04:47 PM (pL8KH) The stone spheres of Costa Rica. Posted by: Insomniac at April 14, 2015 04:49 PM (2Ojst) 220 What happens if Hillary and her van runs into tornados? Posted by: Bruce J. at April 14, 2015 04:48 PM (iQIUe Prices on popcorn futures fall precipitously? Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 14, 2015 04:49 PM (kff5f) 221 What happens if Hillary and her van runs into tornados? I would consider it divine intercession. Posted by: toby928(C) at April 14, 2015 04:49 PM (evdj2) 222 You know I worked as a storm chaser during the summer prior to college. Posted by: Sir Rodham the Fabulous at April 14, 2015 04:49 PM (P330y) 223 But can we be serious for a second? Her students are adults. She's an adult. I don't see the problem. This was certainly embarrassing for her, and I'm sure her students snickered about it, but uh... who cares? Why do I care? Why does the news care? Why does the university care? Posted by: mynewhandle at April 14, 2015 04:50 PM (AkOaV) 224 >>I have the travel bug. Several times a year, I set out on my own, visiting Kenya or Palau or Chile or Belize. My husband, with whom I just celebrated my sixteenth wedding anniversary, is a saint above all others, gladly taking on the care of our two adolescent daughters and wishing me well...<< Right now people are searching PH for Africa videos to see if she is recognizable in any. This ain't over. The internet never forgets. Posted by: Marcus T at April 14, 2015 04:50 PM (GGCsk) 225 112 i don't want to know what anal bead are...... Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 14, 2015 04:27 PM (u8GsB) Sure. Act like it's your first time. Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 14, 2015 04:50 PM (oKE6c) 226 You know I worked as a storm chaser during the summer prior to college. Hillary, an intern named Storm doesn't count. Posted by: wrg500 at April 14, 2015 04:50 PM (kQBSd) 227 But can we be serious for a second? mynewhandle, Horde. Horde, mynewhandle. Now you've been introduced. Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 14, 2015 04:51 PM (kff5f) 228 Posted by: Muldoon, still solid after all these years at April 14, 2015 04:48 PM (NeFrd) ...golf clap... Posted by: mynewhandle at April 14, 2015 04:51 PM (AkOaV) 229 Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 14, 2015 04:51 PM (kff5f) ha, thanks. Posted by: mynewhandle at April 14, 2015 04:51 PM (AkOaV) 230 BREAKING: Lisa McElroy hired as Director of Legal Affairs at the William J. Clinton Foundation. Posted by: Iasonas at April 14, 2015 04:51 PM (dLP5P) 231 It's all about the salve. Posted by: toby928(C) at April 14, 2015 04:51 PM (evdj2) 232 What happens if Hillary and her van runs into tornados? I'm sure her flying monkeys will grab her up and whisk her to safety... Posted by: tu3031 at April 14, 2015 04:51 PM (YFFpo) 233 What happens if Hillary and her van runs into tornados? I believe Victor Fleming directed that movie. Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at April 14, 2015 04:51 PM (/kI1Q) 234 If Hillary's van gets a flat, will they use fat from her thighs to fill the tire. Just askin.. Posted by: Marcus T at April 14, 2015 04:51 PM (GGCsk) 235 Why do I care? Why does the news care? Why does the university care? Posted by: mynewhandle Exactly. No one should give a hoot. It was an accident (or even if it was an "accident")--it's not like she is secretly teaching them the Kama Sutra instead of the advertised subject matter. Posted by: Moderate Salami at April 14, 2015 04:52 PM (/Ho8c) 236 I the beads don't fits. You must aquits. Posted by: eleven at April 14, 2015 04:52 PM (MDgS8) 237 I tried to life Hillary and it was a problem. Posted by: Tommy Vietor at April 14, 2015 04:52 PM (P330y) 238 >>>What happens if Hillary and her van runs into tornados?<<< A flash mob musical breaks out led by a little girl in ruby shoes? Posted by: Fritz at April 14, 2015 04:52 PM (ty633) 239 >>What happens if Hillary and her van runs into tornados? Karma Posted by: Earl at April 14, 2015 04:52 PM (2TN4k) 240 Here I thought I'd be first and shit. Posted by: eleven at April 14, 2015 04:52 PM (MDgS8) 241 I ONLY READ PORNHUB FOR THE ARTICLES Posted by: Bigby's Other Hand at April 14, 2015 04:52 PM (3ZtZW) 242 Anal Tuesday! Posted by: jdub at April 14, 2015 04:52 PM (WDySP) 243 Marcus 224: You can hit Delete baby, but the interwebz nevah forgets! Posted by: Bob Seger sings songs about tech at April 14, 2015 04:52 PM (vmAFq) 244 it's not like she is secretly teaching them the Kama Sutra That's an option? Okay, now I wish I had finished college. Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 14, 2015 04:53 PM (kff5f) 245 But does she love her Anal Bum Cover? Posted by: zombie at April 14, 2015 04:53 PM (K4YiS) 246 I saw tired sphincter open for anal beads one time at North Beach. Posted by: Decrepit old horn dog at April 14, 2015 04:53 PM (wlDny) 247 171 Does anyone have a pic of this prof? You know, to complete the record. Posted by: Soona at April 14, 2015 04:20 PM (/HX7u) http://tinyurl.com/ngqgmat Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 14, 2015 04:29 PM (V+kmg) Crazy Eyes? Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 14, 2015 04:38 PM (rDqRv) You know, looking at that photo, I can't help but wonder ... nah, those pearls never saw action. Probably. Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 14, 2015 04:53 PM (oKE6c) 248 Title IX. Something about the road to hell... Local university just dropped men's golf and men's tennis. Adding women's swimming and diving. They added football a few years ago and have to level the scales. Posted by: Golfman at April 14, 2015 04:53 PM (48QDY) 249 This was before 5:30 a.m., not your average working day. Posted by: Diatribeanbead at April 14, 2015 04:53 PM (WwKgy) 250 Why do I care? Why does the news care? Why does the university care? Posted by: mynewhandle Exactly. No one should give a hoot. It was an accident (or even if it was an "accident")--it's not like she is secretly teaching them the Kama Sutra instead of the advertised subject matter. Well, of course. But some things are just funny. Like anal beads. Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 14, 2015 04:53 PM (JtwS4) 251 Posted by: Moderate Salami at April 14, 2015 04:52 PM (/Ho8c) It's not like the special snowflakes in law school who grew up in the internet era are so unaccustomed to pornography that this was SHOCKING to them. Like I said, probably good for a few laughs, but... Posted by: mynewhandle at April 14, 2015 04:53 PM (AkOaV) 252 Or ,or, or,or.........wait for it...... Anal bead viral advertising. Right? Posted by: eleven at April 14, 2015 04:53 PM (MDgS8) 253 Hillnato!!! Run like a motherfucker!!! Posted by: maddogg at April 14, 2015 04:53 PM (xWW96) 254 What happens if Hillary and her van runs into tornados? It becomes a scene in Twister. Posted by: dantesed at April 14, 2015 04:54 PM (88xKn) 255 >>What happens if Hillary and her van runs into tornados? __________ I start attending church. A deal is a deal. Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 14, 2015 04:54 PM (oKE6c) 256 Like anal beads. Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 14, 2015 04:53 PM (JtwS4) So if it had been midget porn, it wouldnt have been a problem? Posted by: mynewhandle at April 14, 2015 04:54 PM (AkOaV) 257 What happens if Hillary and her van runs into tornados? They won't be playing Telstar anymore? Posted by: under the van at April 14, 2015 04:54 PM (9Z8lH) 258 SHE LOVES HER ANAL BEADS C'mon Ace, we've already had two other Hillary threads today. Let's move on to someone different! Posted by: zombie at April 14, 2015 04:54 PM (K4YiS) 259 There are a lot of SJWs in the halls of America's law schools. It really does not surprise me that someone saw then email and then ran to the administration and turned it into a big issue. Posted by: Iasonas at April 14, 2015 04:54 PM (dLP5P) 260 McElroy, who earned a doctorate from Harvard Law School, is a regular contributor to the SCOTUSblog and The New York Times Motherlode blog. She has also authored numerous books for children about Supreme Court justices and prominent elected officials The men don't know but the little girl understand Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 14, 2015 04:54 PM (kdS6q) 261 Why do I care? Why does the news care? Why does the university care? Posted by: mynewhandle Sometimes it's just gratifying to see someone take it in the ass. Posted by: wrg500 at April 14, 2015 04:55 PM (kQBSd) 262 Posted by: Iasonas at April 14, 2015 04:54 PM (dLP5P) I'm just thinking of how I would have reacted... Laughed, probably forwarded it to my buddies. Laughed some more. Maybe talked about it under my breath in class. Then probably moved on within a few days. I don't have a long attention span. Posted by: mynewhandle at April 14, 2015 04:55 PM (AkOaV) 263 246 I saw tired sphincter open for anal beads one time at North Beach. Posted by: Decrepit old horn dog I would laugh -- but I have to see that same concert over and over every single god damn day. Posted by: zombie at April 14, 2015 04:55 PM (K4YiS) 264 This season on Top Shot we are featuring a former Navy SEAL, an FBI firearms instructor, an Olympic champion archer, an NRA competitive handgun champion and some dude who hit his mother-in-law in a rickety lawn chair from a hundred yards with a ricochet shot off a moving armadillo. Posted by: Muldoon, still solid after all these years at April 14, 2015 04:55 PM (NeFrd) 265 Sometimes it's just gratifying to see someone take it in the ass. But not generally on the news. Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 14, 2015 04:55 PM (kff5f) 266 Heh. Flight 93 trailer or lesbian pron? Let's watch both!! Posted by: RoyalOil at April 14, 2015 04:55 PM (ZvKdv) 267 Sometimes it's just gratifying to see someone take it in the ass. Posted by: wrg500 at April 14, 2015 04:55 PM (kQBSd) So you and Reggie have something in common. Posted by: maddogg at April 14, 2015 04:55 PM (xWW96) 268 257 They won't be playing Telstar anymore? Posted by: under the van at April 14, 2015 04:54 PM (9Z8lH) Scankles has no idea who the Ventures were. Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 14, 2015 04:55 PM (wlDny) 269 How God still loves the world simply amazes me. Posted by: Marcus T at April 14, 2015 04:56 PM (GGCsk) 270 Go long on anal beads, they're about to be the next hula hoop! Posted by: Lincolntf at April 14, 2015 04:56 PM (2cS/G) 271 Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 14, 2015 04:53 PM (kff5f) Yeah. You don't really want to be in those classes. Crazies abound. Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) rogue bioethicst at April 14, 2015 04:56 PM (HDwDg) 272 Sometimes it's just gratifying to see someone take it in the ass. Posted by: wrg500 at April 14, 2015 04:55 PM (kQBSd) I hear that. Posted by: The Chicken at April 14, 2015 04:56 PM (oKE6c) 273 >>>>Sometimes it's just gratifying to see someone take it in the ass. Reminder: Tax Day is tomorrow Posted by: Bigby's Other Hand at April 14, 2015 04:56 PM (3ZtZW) 274 So if it had been midget porn, it wouldnt have been a problem? Just have to size down the beads for the midgets. This is supposed to be pleasurable, people, we don't want to harm any midgets in this production. Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 14, 2015 04:56 PM (JtwS4) 275 Her students are adults. She's an adult. I don't see the problem. This was certainly embarrassing for her, and I'm sure her students snickered about it, but uh... who cares? I do. Because of the double standard. I a male professor had done that, there would be no calm, cool. rational reflecting, the torches would be out and the masses would be looking for a hide for the wall. Posted by: rickb223 at April 14, 2015 04:56 PM (39oci) 276 >>I start attending church. A deal is a deal. snort Posted by: Earl at April 14, 2015 04:57 PM (2TN4k) 277 Sometimes it's just gratifying to see someone take it in the ass. Posted by: wrg500 at April 14, 2015 04:55 PM (kQBSd) I'm used to it. Posted by: Lisa McElroy's boyfriend at April 14, 2015 04:57 PM (48QDY) 278 >>> this actually falls under title LXIX ISWYDT Posted by: ace at April 14, 2015 04:57 PM (PA7DS) 279 Prof. Robinson....you're trying to seduce us. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 14, 2015 04:57 PM (h4vJk) 280 269 How God still loves the world simply amazes me. Posted by: Marcus T at April 14, 2015 04:56 PM (GGCsk) Loves the world?? Looks to me like He's got it in for us. Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 14, 2015 04:57 PM (oKE6c) 281 Posted by: mynewhandle at April 14, 2015 04:55 PM (AkOaV) My university's mass email list used to get hijacked regularly. I laughed at it mostly. Then I cried for the shitty Information Security that allowed it. Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) rogue bioethicst at April 14, 2015 04:57 PM (HDwDg) 282 273 Reminder: Tax Day is tomorrow Posted by: Bigby's Other Hand at April 14, 2015 04:56 PM (3ZtZW) I have sent off my shit ton of blood money already. Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at April 14, 2015 04:57 PM (wlDny) 283 Sometimes it's just gratifying to see someone take it in the ass. ISWYDT Posted by: toby928(C) at April 14, 2015 04:57 PM (evdj2) 284 A disgusting spectacle on campus. Posted by: Prof. A. Fucksaw at April 14, 2015 04:23 PM (Spluw) Like the old, bearded homeless guy I saw almost every day that used to walk around campus wearing a sweatshirt that said "masturbate and be free". In sharpie. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 14, 2015 04:57 PM (SpnVI) 285 It really does not surprise me that someone saw then email and then ran to the administration and turned it into a big issue. Posted by: Iasonas Given my experience and some recent hires, i am not surprised at all. Posted by: Penfold at April 14, 2015 04:58 PM (Fbt5B) 286 269 How God still loves the world simply amazes me. Posted by: Marcus T at April 14, 2015 04:56 PM (GGCsk) Objection. Assumes facts not in evidence. Posted by: Insomniac at April 14, 2015 04:58 PM (2Ojst) 287 PRO TIP: This has been known to work with manatees too. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 14, 2015 04:45 PM (8ZskC) scribble scribble scribble Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at April 14, 2015 04:58 PM (mf5HN) 288 Via Drudge: http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/tsa-denver-fondle-report-675421 No arrests because... gay? What if it was a straight male and women passengers? Still no arrest? I guess it should more accurately be referred to as "equal exception under the law." Posted by: bkeyser at April 14, 2015 04:58 PM (dG7DS) 289 plop plop plop plop * PLOP Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 14, 2015 04:58 PM (kdS6q) 290 you gotta be shitting me... this is news? her embarrassment should be deemed punishment enough, because she's NEVER going to live this down. Posted by: redc1c4 at April 14, 2015 04:59 PM (I8nxO) 291 So it would've been totes OK if I had just tweeted pictures of beads in my ass instead of my dick? Posted by: Anthony Weiner at April 14, 2015 04:59 PM (UlJ3l) 292 Me: Hello, Mr. Jefferson, it's me, Weft again. Thom. Jeff: Ah, yes, good of you to call. What news of late do you have to relay? Me: Um ... you know, it can wait. KTHXBAI! click Thom. Jeff: Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 14, 2015 04:59 PM (P55y/) 293 Every vote I get from you young sexy voters feels like a big, big bead plopping out of my rear-capitol! Posted by: Hillary Rottham at April 14, 2015 04:59 PM (kRSSb) 294 It really does not surprise me that someone saw then email and then ran to the administration and turned it into a big issue. The scalp will look good on their resume, if they're looking to get into the lucrative "filing lawsuits against employers" industry. Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at April 14, 2015 04:59 PM (/kI1Q) 295 "Accidental" pron link...... Was it a busty lesbian? If anyone at the HQ knows accidental pron links, it's Teh Ewok. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 14, 2015 04:59 PM (SpnVI) 296 Like the old, bearded homeless guy I saw almost every day that used to walk around campus wearing a sweatshirt that said "masturbate and be free". In sharpie. ============= Oh yeah. With the bag of condoms and the radio playing Air Supply tunes Posted by: Bigby's Other Hand at April 14, 2015 05:00 PM (3ZtZW) 297 Meanwhile, if you get the Yeti campus stories app . . . Holy shit are there a lot of college kids just begging for ruination of their lives. Posted by: RoyalOil at April 14, 2015 05:00 PM (ZvKdv) 298 her embarrassment should be deemed punishment enough, because she's NEVER going to live this down. Posted by: redc1c4 at April 14, 2015 04:59 PM Seriously. I pity the woman's poor daughters in school tomorrow... Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 14, 2015 05:00 PM (h4vJk) 299 Prof investigated for sending porn to students SJW #1, rushing to comment before getting approval from the Leftist Hive Mind: "This investigation is slut-shaming! Women like porn just as much as men do! Kudos to the sex-positive professor! Kink is cool! STOP SLUT-SHAMING!!" SJW#2, also rushing to comment before getting approval from the Leftist Hive Mind: "We've been triggered! This email destroys the Safe Space environment on campus! We need grief counselors!! Fire the professor for basically raping her students!" SJW #1 and SJW #2, looking at each other, in unison: "Uh oh." Posted by: zombie at April 14, 2015 05:00 PM (K4YiS) 300 So it would've been totes OK if I had just tweeted pictures of beads in my ass instead of my dick? Dickbeads?? Perish the thought. Posted by: eleven at April 14, 2015 05:00 PM (MDgS8) 301 >>What happens if Hillary and her van runs into tornados? Her hair looks better. Posted by: Aviator at April 14, 2015 05:00 PM (sQzB6) 302 Posted by: Bigby's Other Hand at April 14, 2015 05:00 PM (3ZtZW) O_o How did you know he had a bag of condoms? Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 14, 2015 05:00 PM (kff5f) 303 What if the beads had been sharpened? Disaster? (wait for it...) Posted by: Muldoon, still solid after all these years at April 14, 2015 05:00 PM (NeFrd) 304 No time to read post or comments - is this Hillarys new campaign slogan? Posted by: Bruce Jenner's Plastic Vag at April 14, 2015 05:01 PM (LQCjJ) 305 Beef burrito, anal beads, gentle rocking of a van detouring around Indiana, muslin girlfriend by my side, on my way to a 50 state Electoral sweep; life is good. Posted by: HRC at April 14, 2015 05:01 PM (xQX/f) 306 >>> How did you know he had a bag of condoms? He's our Outreach Specialist Posted by: Bigby's Other Hand at April 14, 2015 05:01 PM (3ZtZW) 307 Posted by: eleven at April 14, 2015 05:00 PM (MDgS Ow. Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 14, 2015 05:01 PM (kff5f) 308 Dick Beads sounds like a porn name. Posted by: Lincolntf at April 14, 2015 05:01 PM (2cS/G) 309 What if the beads had been sharpened? Disaster? (wait for it...) Posted by: Muldoon, still solid after all these years at April 14, 2015 05:00 PM (NeFrd) Cut the shit, Muldoon. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 14, 2015 05:02 PM (SpnVI) 310 Oh my, My Hash, my Oh~! Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 14, 2015 05:02 PM (P55y/) 311 Po-tay-to, Pa-dildo. Posted by: Sterling Archer at April 14, 2015 05:02 PM (amQXf) 312 Like the old, bearded homeless guy I saw almost every day that used to walk around campus wearing a sweatshirt that said "masturbate and be free". In sharpie. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 14, 2015 04:57 PM (SpnVI) That was no homeless guy, that was the dean of students. Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 14, 2015 05:02 PM (oKE6c) 313 OK gotta go Night all Posted by: Bigby's Other Hand at April 14, 2015 05:02 PM (3ZtZW) 314 gentle rocking of a van detouring around Indiana Did she really? Heh. Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at April 14, 2015 05:02 PM (/kI1Q) 315 Cut the shit, Muldoon. Holey crap!! Posted by: eleven at April 14, 2015 05:02 PM (MDgS8) 316 I saw Dick Beads open for Andy Dick at the Giggles in Brookfield in 2004. Posted by: not JPod at April 14, 2015 05:03 PM (9Z8lH) 317 "But what if she were a man?" Then he could literally be hard at work. Posted by: Sterling Archer at April 14, 2015 05:03 PM (amQXf) 318 300 So it would've been totes OK if I had just tweeted pictures of beads in my ass instead of my dick? Dickbeads?? Perish the thought. Posted by: eleven at April 14, 2015 05:00 PM (MDgS I refuse, REFUSE to see if these actually exist...but nothing shocks me anymore. Posted by: Insomniac at April 14, 2015 05:03 PM (2Ojst) 319 Reporters outnumber attendees at Iowa event. She should have brought Palin and bumped it up to 30,000. Posted by: People Corp at April 14, 2015 05:03 PM (TzeLs) 320 Psalm 103:8 The LORD is compassionate and merciful, slow to get angry and filled with unfailing love. Evidently very slow. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 14, 2015 05:03 PM (DXzRD) 321 Imagine all the jokes she's going to get for the foreseeable future, i.e., forever, with the best ones leaving ambiguous whether snark was intended or not, e.g., "I want to discuss something that recently reared its head." Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 14, 2015 05:04 PM (oKE6c) 322 The special snowflake students were shocked and devastated. You might say this incident wrecked 'em. Posted by: Insomniac at April 14, 2015 05:04 PM (2Ojst) 323 So, who of you hot young voters wants to pull my beads out??? I promise I wont wiggle too much. wink Posted by: Hillary Rottham at April 14, 2015 05:05 PM (kRSSb) 324 wildly OT, but a couple of people were talking about this blog yesterday: http://templeofjennifer.com/blog/ she's divorced again, and of her last post back in August, now a grandmother. if you're so inclined, drop her a line and urge her to start writing again, even if it's just shoe posts, although i must say they didn't do much for me. her rants though, are/were epic. Posted by: redc1c4 at April 14, 2015 05:05 PM (I8nxO) 325 HA! Senate Foreign Relations Committee votes 19-0 for the Iran sanctions bill. That's gonna leave a mark. Posted by: JackStraw at April 14, 2015 05:05 PM (g1DWB) 326 Accident, my ass. Posted by: Soothsayer's innapropiate participation at April 14, 2015 05:05 PM (PbnxZ) 327 Hillary, if you could be an anal bead, what kind of anal bead would you be? Posted by: eman at April 14, 2015 05:05 PM (MQEz6) 328 Imagine all the jokes she's going to get for the foreseeable future, i.e., forever, with the best ones leaving ambiguous whether snark was intended or not, e.g., "I want to discuss something that recently reared its head." Posted by: Jay Guevara I'd rather just get reamed and get it over with. Posted by: Lisa McElroy at April 14, 2015 05:05 PM (GuwT9) 329 The commnets at the Aboe the Law article sum up why I despise my fellow lawyers. Granted, commenters at ATL are typically law students and first years still obsessed with law school rankings, but sttill.Also, DavidLat at ATL is a major SJW always looking to push "The Narrative." Posted by: Benji Carver at April 14, 2015 05:05 PM (OD2ni) 330 Posted by: HRC at April 14, 2015 05:01 PM (xQX/f) Hope your van has a good shitter in it. Posted by: LIV is the place 2B at April 14, 2015 05:06 PM (pL8KH) 331 Imagine all the jokes she's going to get for the foreseeable future, i.e., forever, with the best ones leaving ambiguous whether snark was intended or not, e.g., "I want to discuss something that recently reared its head." While beads of sweat ran down my...... Posted by: rickb223 at April 14, 2015 05:06 PM (39oci) 332 Sounds like she wanted to "start a conversation" about anal penetration. You know, like hillary wants a start a conversation about You...voting to empower her. Posted by: Soothsayer's innapropiate participation at April 14, 2015 05:07 PM (PbnxZ) 333 Imagine all the jokes she's going to get for the foreseeable future, i.e., forever, with the best ones leaving ambiguous whether snark was intended or not, e.g., "I want to discuss something that recently reared its head." Posted by: Jay Guevara The most humiliating tragedy in the world: Becoming an instant AoSHQ meme for Teh Horde. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 14, 2015 05:07 PM (SpnVI) 334 I'm impressed by teh Horde's diligent research into this subject. You're practically anally retentive in your single minded focus. A crack team of researchers, you are. Posted by: GnuBreed at April 14, 2015 05:07 PM (rDhBM) 335 My university's mass email list used to get hijacked regularly. I laughed at it mostly. Then I cried for the shitty Information Security that allowed it. Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) rogue bioethicst at April 14, 2015 04:57 PM (HDwDg) You don't get it, that's a feature, not a bug. With security known to be shitty, now anyone in McElroy's position can claim her account was hacked. Instant insurance. Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 14, 2015 05:07 PM (oKE6c) 336 >>What happens if Hillary and her van runs into tornados? as long as the house doesn't land on her, she's golden. Posted by: redc1c4 at April 14, 2015 05:07 PM (I8nxO) 337 22 The special snowflake students were shocked and devastated. You might say this incident wrecked 'em. Posted by: Insomniac _____________ * golf clap * Posted by: Furious George at April 14, 2015 05:07 PM (UlJ3l) 338 Sounds like she wanted to "start a conversation" about anal penetration. You know, like hillary wants a start a conversation about You...voting to empower her. Posted by: Soothsayer's innapropiate participation at April 14, 2015 05:07 PM (PbnxZ) So, kind of the same conversation then? Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 14, 2015 05:08 PM (SpnVI) 339 You don't get it, that's a feature, not a bug. With security known to be shitty, now anyone in McElroy's position can claim her account was hacked. Instant insurance. Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 14, 2015 05:07 PM (oKE6c) Backdoor hacking. Posted by: Insomniac at April 14, 2015 05:08 PM (2Ojst) 340 The most humiliating tragedy in the world: Becoming an instant AoSHQ meme for Teh Horde. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 14, 2015 05:07 PM (SpnVI) ------------ The Net may forget, but Teh Horde? Never. Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 14, 2015 05:08 PM (oKE6c) 341 If only I'd been a female professor Posted by: Roman Polanski at April 14, 2015 05:08 PM (amQXf) 342 Hillary has a really long string of anal beads. When I yank that sucker out it's just like the pull start rope on a lawnmower engine. She sputters like one too. Posted by: Huma at April 14, 2015 05:08 PM (sQzB6) 343 she's divorced again That's too bad. If I recall, she had shitty taste in men, though. Posted by: Soothsayer's innapropiate participation at April 14, 2015 05:09 PM (PbnxZ) 344 Good video on race, avoiding the plain facts in front of our face, and misguided policies. https://youtu.be/Tb2iFikOwYU It would be a great video, were he not still a bit too far left and he goes off on a crankish rant about UKIP as some sort of neoNazi group. Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 14, 2015 05:09 PM (39g3+) 345 If porn doesn't involve an octopus and/or a Care Bears furry costume, I just don't want to see it. Posted by: zombie at April 14, 2015 05:09 PM (K4YiS) 346 "All right, McElroy, get your head out of your ass. There's not much room left in there anyway." Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 14, 2015 05:09 PM (oKE6c) 347 Are those things dishwasher safe? Posted by: Jinx the Cat at April 14, 2015 05:10 PM (l3vZN) 348 If porn doesn't involve an octopus and/or a Care Bears furry costume, I just don't want to see it. I find your ideas intriguing and would like to subscribe to your YouTube channel. Posted by: toby928(C) at April 14, 2015 05:11 PM (evdj2) 349 Anal Beads you say? I bought a matching pair for Hillary and Huma... Posted by: Bill Clinton at April 14, 2015 05:11 PM (JqXiP) 350 12 Burn it down. Scatter the stones. Salt the earth where it stood. Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 14, 2015 04:15 PM (kff5f) Burn down our porn? You forget yourself, sir! Posted by: About 90% of America at April 14, 2015 05:11 PM (amQXf) 351 If porn doesn't involve an octopus and/or a Care Bears furry costume, I just don't want to see it. Posted by: zombie There's lots of Care Bears in my homemade porn. Posted by: Harry Reid at April 14, 2015 05:11 PM (GuwT9) 352 Posted by: Jinx the Cat at April 14, 2015 05:10 PM (l3vZN) ew. Posted by: mynewhandle at April 14, 2015 05:11 PM (AkOaV) 353 Are those things dishwasher safe? Posted by: Jinx the Cat at April 14, 2015 05:10 PM (l3vZN) Please don't invite me over for dinner. /callback from previous thread Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 14, 2015 05:12 PM (SpnVI) 354 I don't know if she had ampersands but apparently she had an asterisk. Posted by: Muldoon, still solid after all these years at April 14, 2015 05:12 PM (NeFrd) 355 Did someone say anal? Posted by: Steve Kroft at April 14, 2015 05:12 PM (z+ao9) 356 What are anal beads? Is it safe to find out?? I'm having very significant difficulty trying to imagine beads draped around my ass??? Maybe it was a creative writing assignment gone wrong?? Posted by: MaxedOutMama at April 14, 2015 05:12 PM (C1Uvb) 357 Posted by: Benji Carver at April 14, 2015 05:05 PM (OD2ni) The solution is simple, don't read ATL. And anyone still obsessed with law school rankings will be shocked when they graduate and have difficulty finding employment in today's legal market, no matter what law school they graduated from. Posted by: Iasonas at April 14, 2015 05:13 PM (dLP5P) 358 Posted by: MaxedOutMama at April 14, 2015 05:12 PM (C1Uvb) Ahem... Its less of an around thing, and more of an... in thing if you catch my drift. Posted by: mynewhandle at April 14, 2015 05:13 PM (AkOaV) 359 I don't know if she had ampersands but apparently she had an asterisk. Misplaced colon. Posted by: rickb223 at April 14, 2015 05:13 PM (39oci) 360 I'm having very significant difficulty trying to imagine beads draped around my ass??? UR DOING IT RONG Posted by: toby928(C) at April 14, 2015 05:13 PM (evdj2) 361 Posted by: MaxedOutMama at April 14, 2015 05:12 PM (C1Uvb) But yes, I absolutely encourage you to google it. I'm sure nothing weird will pop up. Posted by: mynewhandle at April 14, 2015 05:13 PM (AkOaV) 362 Are those things dishwasher safe? Posted by: Jinx the Cat at April 14, 2015 05:10 PM (l3vZN) Reminds me of a CSI episode years ago (had to have been years ago: it was while I was still watching) where the team was investigating a murder at a Swingers' party. All the... accessories were found in -you got it- the dishwasher. Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 14, 2015 05:13 PM (kff5f) 363 What are anal beads? Is it safe to find out?? Posted by: MaxedOutMama at April 14, 2015 05:12 PM (C1Uvb) Ho boy. Another victim of "never google anything referred to in the AoS comments. Ever.". Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 14, 2015 05:14 PM (SpnVI) 364 356 What are anal beads? Is it safe to find out?? I'm having very significant difficulty trying to imagine beads draped around my ass??? Posted by: MaxedOutMama In your case, I would say NO -- not safe to find out. Innocence is a rare and delicate thing, and should not so cavalierly be destroyed. Posted by: zombie at April 14, 2015 05:14 PM (K4YiS) 365 The worst part is when you sneeze you lose the damned beads, and you've got to get some guy to motorboat your ass to try to fish them out again. Posted by: Allison Williams at April 14, 2015 05:14 PM (oKE6c) 366 356 What are anal beads? Is it safe to find out?? I'm having very significant difficulty trying to imagine beads draped around my ass??? Try a different verb and preposition combination. Posted by: Insomniac at April 14, 2015 05:14 PM (2Ojst) 367 What are anal beads? Is it safe to find out?? If you have to ask the Horde what something is: don't. You'll be much happier not knowing. No, it is not safe to find out. See the above statement. Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 14, 2015 05:15 PM (kff5f) 368 I am laughing hysterically at these comments! Posted by: keena at April 14, 2015 05:15 PM (z+ao9) 369 No, it is not safe to find out. See the above statement. Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 14, 2015 05:15 PM (kff5f) Depends on the meaning of "safe." Posted by: Insomniac at April 14, 2015 05:15 PM (2Ojst) 370 Misplaced colon. Posted by: rickb223 at April 14, 2015 05:13 PM (39oci) When the beads were half in and half out, was that a semi-colon? Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 14, 2015 05:16 PM (oKE6c) 371 Depends on the meaning of "safe." Posted by: Insomniac at April 14, 2015 05:15 PM (2Ojst) PALOMINO! PALOMINO! Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 14, 2015 05:16 PM (SpnVI) 372 I'm having very significant difficulty trying to imagine beads draped around my ass??? Try a different verb and preposition combination. *** festooned atop? Posted by: Muldoon, still solid after all these years at April 14, 2015 05:16 PM (NeFrd) 373 What are anal beads? Is it safe to find out?? Why don't you try it and let us all know? Posted by: tu3031 at April 14, 2015 05:16 PM (YFFpo) 374 ensconced within? Posted by: Muldoon, still solid after all these years at April 14, 2015 05:16 PM (NeFrd) 375 arrayed amongst? Posted by: Muldoon, still solid after all these years at April 14, 2015 05:16 PM (NeFrd) 376 deployed amid? Posted by: Muldoon, still solid after all these years at April 14, 2015 05:17 PM (NeFrd) 377 I'm having very significant difficulty trying to imagine beads draped around my ass??? Try a different verb and preposition combination. Alright, alright. No need to hammer it home. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 14, 2015 05:17 PM (SpnVI) 378 All the... accessories were found in -you got it- the dishwasher. That's how I sanitize my beer bottles. Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at April 14, 2015 05:17 PM (/kI1Q) 379 Posted by: Muldoon, still solid after all these years at April 14, 2015 05:16 PM (NeFrd) SHOVED UP YOUR ASSHOLE, OKAY? THERE, I said it. Posted by: mynewhandle at April 14, 2015 05:17 PM (AkOaV) 380 Posted by: MaxedOutMama at April 14, 2015 05:12 PM (C1Uvb) No, don't google it. Stay with the small group that had neither the knowledge about it nor the desire to find out. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 14, 2015 05:17 PM (DXzRD) 381 Note that I say nothing of intent and desire, merely actions. Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at April 14, 2015 04:34 PM (mf5HN) You had motive, opportunty, intent. Posted by: #WrongHousePawsUpDon'tShoot at April 14, 2015 05:17 PM (/rA4q) 382 I always have mine available in case we need a backup timing chain for the van. Posted by: Hillary! at April 14, 2015 05:17 PM (YFFpo) 383 Alright, alright. No need to hammer it home. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 14, 2015 05:17 PM (SpnVI) Shit, that was for Muldoon. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 14, 2015 05:18 PM (SpnVI) 384 What is the best removal speed of anal beads? Gently, lovingly, building to a crescendo of anticipation? Or do you yank 'em out like starting a chainsaw? Posted by: rickb223 at April 14, 2015 05:18 PM (39oci) 385 That's how I sanitize my beer bottles. Yes .. well then. Posted by: toby928(C) at April 14, 2015 05:18 PM (evdj2) 386 @37: "I really hate that Title IX has been stretched to cover non-sports stuff like this." It's not the only thing that got stretched. Nudge-nudge, wink-wink, say no more! Posted by: Lisa McElroy at April 14, 2015 05:18 PM (amQXf) 387 Posted by: Hillary! at April 14, 2015 05:17 PM (YFFpo) Smart. And resourceful. I never would have imaged using anal beads in such a way, but I cannot find any flaws in that logic. Posted by: mynewhandle at April 14, 2015 05:19 PM (AkOaV) 388 I'm sure I don't want to work in Quality Control at the anal bead factory. What a shitty job. Posted by: GnuBreed at April 14, 2015 05:19 PM (rDhBM) 389 Sybians....anal beads... If the daywalker threads have been this saucy, I shudder to think what the ONT will bring. Posted by: All Hail Eris at April 14, 2015 05:19 PM (UKJFR) 390 And means. Posted by: #WrongHousePawsUpDon'tShoot at April 14, 2015 05:19 PM (/rA4q) 391 Great, I'm trying to tiptoe delicately around a sensitive subject and you all have to crash my safe space. I'm going to file a complaint with the management. Posted by: Muldoon, still solid after all these years at April 14, 2015 05:19 PM (NeFrd) 392 To reassure our valued customers; our anal beads are 100% dishwasher safe. Your meals may taste like shit, but that is outside of our control. Posted by: Acme Novelty at April 14, 2015 05:19 PM (xQX/f) 393 If the daywalker threads have been this saucy, I shudder to think what the ONT will bring. Posted by: All Hail Eris at April 14, 2015 05:19 PM (UKJFR) 50% chance of "Fat Dude in a Thong." Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 14, 2015 05:20 PM (kff5f) 394 If the daywalker threads have been this saucy, I shudder to think what the ONT will bring. Posted by: All Hail Eris at April 14, 2015 05:19 PM (UKJFR) If your anal beads are saucy, you should consider some more fiber in your diet. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 14, 2015 05:20 PM (SpnVI) 395 Try to bring a little class to an anal bead thread and look what it gets me. Posted by: Muldoon, still solid after all these years at April 14, 2015 05:21 PM (NeFrd) 396 Another flawless SpaceX launch, and Dragon is on its way to the ISS. As for the first stage landing attempt, it was oh so close... https://tinyurl.com/ojbjbus Posted by: rickl at April 14, 2015 05:21 PM (zoehZ) 397 Try to bring a little class to an anal bead thread They have classes for these things now? Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 14, 2015 05:21 PM (kff5f) 398 Try to bring a little class to an anal bead thread and look what it gets me. Posted by: Muldoon, still solid after all these years at April 14, 2015 05:21 PM (NeFrd) Well, the professor brought anal beads to class, so........ Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 14, 2015 05:21 PM (SpnVI) 399 Another flawless SpaceX launch, and Dragon is on its way to the ISS. Posted by: rickl But how's their muslim outreach? Thought so. Posted by: NASA at April 14, 2015 05:22 PM (GuwT9) 400 Did you ever pause to think that Lana Turner's name backwards is Anal Renrut? Posted by: zombie at April 14, 2015 05:22 PM (K4YiS) 401 No, the SJW's would not be forgiving and there would be protests of outraged 'Wymenz' and other questionables outside his office and home. When my English Professor sends us a link to an article that will improve our writing skills, he actually sends the intended link. What the hell?? Posted by: Cheri at April 14, 2015 05:22 PM (G+Wff) 402 Law professor. Anal beads. It's a progression. Posted by: Fritz at April 14, 2015 05:22 PM (ty633) 403 It took nearly 300 comments to get to "busty lesbians"? WTF, horde? Posted by: imp at April 14, 2015 05:22 PM (XIXZz) 404 Well I hope this thread comes out okay in the end. Posted by: Muldoon, still solid after all these years at April 14, 2015 05:22 PM (NeFrd) 405 Try to bring a little class to an anal bead thread and look what it gets me. Posted by: Muldoon, still solid after all these years at April 14, 2015 05:21 PM (NeFrd) --- If you want a bit more class with your anal beads, try me! You wont believe all the things Im willing to do to get your vote! Posted by: Hillary Rottham at April 14, 2015 05:23 PM (kRSSb) 406 "Try to bring a little class to an anal bead thread and look what it gets me. " Forget it, Muldoon, it's Analtown. Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 14, 2015 05:23 PM (LA7Cm) 407 Guacamole is a good lubricant. Posted by: Hillary Rodham Clintoon at April 14, 2015 05:24 PM (K4YiS) 408 Ho boy. Another victim of "never google anything referred to in the AoS comments. Ever.". Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 14, 2015 05:14 PM (SpnVI) Comments? It's in the content. Posted by: Lisa McElroy's boyfriend at April 14, 2015 05:24 PM (48QDY) 409 Ho boy. Another victim of "never google anything referred to in the AoS comments. Ever.". Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 14, 2015 05:14 PM (SpnVI) Comments? It's in the content. Posted by: Lisa McElroy's boyfriend at April 14, 2015 05:24 PM (48QDY) 410 Ace is definitely an Ass Man, at least for today. Posted by: Lincolntf at April 14, 2015 05:24 PM (2cS/G) 411 " Did you ever pause to think that Lana Turner's name backwards is Anal Renrut?" No. Not ever in fact. Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 14, 2015 05:24 PM (LA7Cm) 412 Professor so old, she gave back part of Manhattan to the Indians to keep her anal beads. Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at April 14, 2015 05:25 PM (1CroS) 413 lest we forget: Benoit ... balls Posted by: imp at April 14, 2015 05:25 PM (XIXZz) 414 Ace is definitely an Ass Man, at least for today. Posted by: Lincolntf at April 14, 2015 05:24 PM (2cS/G) As long as there are tan lines. Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 14, 2015 05:25 PM (kff5f) 415 >>Hillary, if you could be an anal bead, what kind of anal bead would you be? I remember in a tele2008 townhall she was asked "pearls or diamonds?" And yes, it was a planted question to remind people of Bill's MTV townhall "Boxers or briefs?" question. Posted by: Earl at April 14, 2015 05:25 PM (2TN4k) 416 Drudge story saying #1 Google search is "How Old is Hillary"? I read that article and it made me depressed. Why? Because among the top 15 google searches are "Is Hillary married?" "Is Hillary a Republican" How much of a fucking LIV do you have to be to ask if Hillary fucking *CLINTON* is married or if she's a Republican. This country is finished. There's just no hope left. Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at April 14, 2015 05:25 PM (0LHZx) 417 nother flawless SpaceX launch, and Dragon is on its way to the ISS. Posted by: rickl But how's their muslim outreach? Thought so. Posted by: NASA They're dropping 5 off on the moon on their way to the ISS. So I'd have to say slow but promising. Posted by: rickb223 at April 14, 2015 05:25 PM (39oci) 418 411 " Did you ever pause to think that Lana Turner's name backwards is Anal Renrut?" No. Not ever in fact. Posted by: Ricardo Kill Well, now that you have, you will never forget it. Posted by: zombie at April 14, 2015 05:25 PM (K4YiS) 419 To a rabbit, every day is an anal bead adventure. Posted by: GnuBreed at April 14, 2015 05:26 PM (rDhBM) 420 Effin double double fail. Posted by: Golfman at April 14, 2015 05:26 PM (48QDY) 421 As long as there are tan lines. Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at April 14, 2015 05:25 PM (kff5f) --- I dont have room for a tanning bed in my van, but I got a nice tan during my commoner safari! If you wanna see my tan lines, just visit me in my van! wink Posted by: Hillary Rottham at April 14, 2015 05:27 PM (kRSSb) 422 >>If the daywalker threads have been this saucy, I shudder to think what the ONT will bring. Just pray it's not another punishment ONT. Posted by: Earl at April 14, 2015 05:27 PM (2TN4k) 423 Let's cut to the chase: when does McElroy announce her candidacy for office as a Democrat? Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 14, 2015 05:27 PM (oKE6c) 424 This country is finished. There's just no hope left. Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at April 14, 2015 05:25 PM (0LHZx) Thanks. Posted by: Golfman at April 14, 2015 05:28 PM (48QDY) 425 " If you wanna see my tan lines, just visit me in my van! wink" Gack! Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 14, 2015 05:28 PM (LA7Cm) 426 Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at April 14, 2015 05:25 PM (0LHZx) Wait what? I thought Hillary was a lesbian Republican -- you're telling me shes not? OOOh, wait, I think I remember reading she's married to that "we got the funk" guy, right? Posted by: mynewhandle at April 14, 2015 05:28 PM (AkOaV) 427 This country is finished. There's just no hope left. Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at April 14, 2015 05:25 PM (0LHZx) Now now Moo Moo, we still have our anal beads of joy Posted by: Velvet Ambition at April 14, 2015 05:29 PM (R8hU8) 428 I was there at the CBGB club with Bell Abzug and That Girl from the 1960s Marlo Thomas watching Kinky Lawyers open for Tentacle Sex... Posted by: Bill Clinton at April 14, 2015 05:29 PM (JqXiP) 429 Hey, guys! Time traveled here just to pop in! Posted by: The Venerable Bede at April 14, 2015 05:29 PM (vgIRn) 430 When my English Professor sends us a link to an article that will improve our writing skills, he actually sends the intended link. What the hell?? Posted by: Cheri at April 14, 2015 05:22 PM (G+Wff) ------------- Demand your tuition back. Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 14, 2015 05:29 PM (oKE6c) 431 Wasn't there a Fatwa issued recently about anal beads and payloads? Posted by: Fritz at April 14, 2015 05:30 PM (ty633) 432 Now now Moo Moo, we still have our anal beads of joy Happy Fun Times Anal Beads of Joy? At the Adult Camps? Posted by: rickb223 at April 14, 2015 05:30 PM (39oci) 433 At the Adult Camps? Posted by: rickb223 at April 14, 2015 05:30 PM (39oci) Did you see the article about the ISIS camps near El Paso? Posted by: Velvet Ambition at April 14, 2015 05:32 PM (R8hU8) 434 Rip Van Moo Moo Posted by: SE Pa Moron at April 14, 2015 05:33 PM (xQX/f) 435 Anal beads? Pshaw, you want to impress me, you gotta use anal cubes. Posted by: Lincolntf at April 14, 2015 05:33 PM (2cS/G) 436 Have a laugh boys https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOjUSjghGI8 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-O7jDI9KEss Posted by: Matt at April 14, 2015 05:33 PM (7apjm) 437 Professor? Who's your favorite Little Rascal? Is it Spanky? Sinner! Posted by: Tom Callahan, Jr. at April 14, 2015 05:34 PM (amQXf) 438 Anal beads? Pshaw, you want to impress me, you gotta use anal cubes. Ice or Rubik's? Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 14, 2015 05:34 PM (4WhSY) 439 431 Wasn't there a Fatwa issued recently about anal beads and payloads? Posted by: Fritz Seriously, under Shari'a law, you are allowed to swallow pre-cum, but not jizz. It really gets down to being that specific -- all sorts of sexual details in the Hadith. Posted by: zombie at April 14, 2015 05:35 PM (K4YiS) 440 Did you see the article about the ISIS camps near El Paso? Posted by: Velvet Ambition Yeah. Could have fun there. Posted by: rickb223 at April 14, 2015 05:35 PM (39oci) 441 Frozen Rubik's. Posted by: Lincolntf at April 14, 2015 05:35 PM (2cS/G) 442 My first thought was that someone gained access to her computer. That would be my first thought for a male as well. Posted by: DonS at April 14, 2015 05:36 PM (lJ2J+) 443 Well, until recently I wasn't sure exactly how old Hillary is-I mean I knew she was in her late 60's but not the exact number and I'm not a LIV. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 14, 2015 05:36 PM (DXzRD) 444 Class, attached is my homework assignment. Please purchase anal beads, dildo, and breast implants and turn in before Spring Break. Posted by: Professor Sarenna Lee at April 14, 2015 05:36 PM (LQCjJ) 445 Anal beads? Pshaw, you want to impress me, you gotta use anal cubes. Ice or Rubik's? Ice, Ice, baby! Posted by: rickb223 at April 14, 2015 05:36 PM (39oci) 446 @195: "I rented one of those beaded lizards once. It was a disaster, had to chase the sucker all over the house." Well, what was the poor lizard supposed to do after you jammed beads up its ass? Posted by: Literal Larry at April 14, 2015 05:36 PM (amQXf) 447 Sir, have you stopped Beading your wife? Posted by: Lincolntf at April 14, 2015 05:37 PM (2cS/G) 448 Posted by: The Venerable Bede at April 14, 2015 05:29 PM (vgIRn) Please; Let's not use the Venerable beads name in connection to some odd sex practices. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 14, 2015 05:37 PM (DXzRD) 449 Seriously, under Shari'a law, you are allowed to swallow pre-cum, but not jizz. It really gets down to being that specific -- all sorts of sexual details in the Hadith. Posted by: zombie at April 14, 2015 05:35 PM (K4YiS) --- Thats what I love so much about multi-culturalism. Wanna try to Kamasutra with me? My van is parked down the street! Posted by: Hillary Rottham at April 14, 2015 05:38 PM (kRSSb) 450 nood. Posted by: rickb223 at April 14, 2015 05:40 PM (39oci) 451 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 14, 2015 05:36 PM (DXzRD) Without googling, I know she's in her late 60s, and will be the oldest (or second oldest, reagan was 70) person ever elected for office, should it go that far. Just googled, looks like she'll be 69 at inauguration time. gigitty. Posted by: mynewhandle at April 14, 2015 05:40 PM (AkOaV) 452 Hey, when it comes to looking at porn I believe in live and let live. What you do on your own time is your business. But if you do it on your employer's time or your employer's equipment, your employer has a right to fire your ass. Also, if this becomes common, there's the issue of porn surfers leaving a mess on the furniture. No one wants that. Posted by: nerdygirl at April 14, 2015 05:41 PM (7s3QG) 453 @252: "Anal bead viral advertising." Works for us. Posted by: Burma Shave at April 14, 2015 05:41 PM (amQXf) 454 How much of a fucking LIV do you have to be to ask if Hillary fucking CLINTON* is married or if she's a Republican.* You wanna make a couple (more) million bucks? Print up a hundred thousand 'Che' hoodies with Ted Cruz's face on them. That my friend is how stupid the electorate is/are. Posted by: SE Pa Moron at April 14, 2015 05:42 PM (xQX/f) 455 . It really gets down to being that specific -- all sorts of sexual details in the Hadith. And I thought the eco-fascists were bad. Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at April 14, 2015 05:43 PM (/kI1Q) 456 Put me down for a "Che" t-shirt with Ted Cruz's face instead of Che's. I can't wait to wear it to Brooklyn. Posted by: Iasonas at April 14, 2015 05:51 PM (dLP5P) 457 Man Shoots Mother-in-law after Bullet Bounces off an Armadillo That armor is real: man in Georgia tries to shoot an armadillo, and ends up hitting his mother-in-law in her mobile home 100 yards away. I take you mean he shot her in the ass. Posted by: Northernlurker at April 14, 2015 06:19 PM (xNkaN) 458 "But what if Lisa McElroy were a man? Would observers be as quick to give the benefit of the doubt?" Next article answers this. If this was done by a gay man, it's all good. Posted by: Null at April 14, 2015 06:19 PM (xjpRj) 459 37 I really hate that Title IX has been stretched to cover non-sports stuff like this. Who said it was non-sport? People used to say that about cheer-leading, missy. On a side-note, my sister worked at a well-known college and heard from a friend in IT that he had been called to look at one of the prominent Theology professor's computer and it contained - get this - a shit-ton of pr0n, and filthy weird pr0n at that. We'll be the judge of that...er, I mean, it's all filthy weird "pr0n." All of it. Posted by: Lisa McElroy's love beads at April 14, 2015 07:50 PM (5CWXs) 460 I thank these scholars for their efforts in chasing every lead down. It is important to be well-informed about an event before forming an opinion. Posted by: rosignol at April 14, 2015 09:01 PM (B7FlU) 461 Was the writing concise or not? It's important! Posted by: Adjoran at April 14, 2015 09:36 PM (QIQ6j) 462 If she were a man, she'd definitely be fired, unless of course, she was Bill Clinton or Ted Kennedy man. 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