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[–]BrainzLA 3464 ポイント3465 ポイント  (66子コメント)

Grooomer: what do you want?

Dog: woof!

Groomer: say no more

[–]fosiacat 1909 ポイント1910 ポイント  (38子コメント)

"i got u fam you gonna be fire"

[–]grumpydan 243 ポイント244 ポイント  (32子コメント)

betta change yo name to Dylan, Dylan, Dylan, Dylan or Dylan.

[–]beholdthewang 109 ポイント110 ポイント  (26子コメント)

Spitting hot fire

[–]kayrynjoy 73 ポイント74 ポイント  (18子コメント)

Think about it. Five greatest rappers of all time.

[–]VordLader 37 ポイント38 ポイント  (2子コメント)

"I'm number one... no sorry I lied, I'm number one, two, three, four, and five!"
- KRS-ONE

[–]JHawkeye143 46 ポイント47 ポイント  (8子コメント)

YOURE TOO CLOSE MAN!

[–]heyfatheruncledad 53 ポイント54 ポイント  (3子コメント)

I RIP AND I RHYME! I RHYME AND I RIP! THIS IS THE WAY THAT DYLAN SPITS!

[–]dingus_malingus 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'm no suga cookie getta!

[–]cahill48 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Uhhhhbuuuubuuukummmmp uhhhbuuuuubuuukummmmp Ahhhhrupppatupatupatuparumpantiiiing

[–]InsomniacAlways 10 ポイント11 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Too close to the sun. Never mind, that's just my mixtape.

[–]sikamikanicoh 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Sugar cookies, man?

[–]warped655 9 ポイント10 ポイント  (1子コメント)

This just reminds me how he's finally coming back to comedy.

[–]tw1gs7ten 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (0子コメント)

thats a good ass sugar cookie.

[–]SourCreamWater 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (4子コメント)

I broke up with my ex-girl. Here's her numba...

[–]MostlyBullshitStory 11 ポイント12 ポイント  (1子コメント)

That groomer kind of farmed it right there.

[–]Allan_add_username 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Pretty radical though.

[–]WhitePineBurning 136 ポイント137 ポイント  (13子コメント)

[–]KSteeze 135 ポイント136 ポイント  (9子コメント)

I was waiting for someone to say it, hahaha

But it's /r/justfuckmyshitup

[–]DirtyMexican87 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (2子コメント)

This needs to be more of a thing.

[–]GeekAesthete 69 ポイント70 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'm thinking maybe it was a misunderstanding...

Groomer: How do you want it cut? Long and silky or short and fuzzy?

Dog: Ruff!

Groomer: Rough? So you want it stubbly, eh? No problem.

[–]Delsana 14 ポイント15 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Well was it worth it?

Dog: Argg.. Ruff Ruff.

[–]CheekyBBW 989 ポイント990 ポイント  (21子コメント)

Boots with the fur....

[–]JanieJonesWoah 619 ポイント620 ポイント  (19子コメント)

the whole kennel was lookin at hurrrrr

[–]Emmura09 478 ポイント479 ポイント  (18子コメント)

She sniffed the floor

[–]GoodAtExplaining[🍰] 388 ポイント389 ポイント  (16子コメント)

Next thing you know, puppy pooped low low low low low low low low...

Edit: Holy shit it's my cakeday. Totally didn't expect that!

[–]PM_THAT_NICE_FACE 252 ポイント253 ポイント  (13子コメント)

shorty got them apple treats in the bag

[–]azuredrg 258 ポイント259 ポイント  (12子コメント)

Them baggy poop bags and the harness with the straps

[–]barscarsandguitars 215 ポイント216 ポイント  (8子コメント)

She turned around and gave her fur booty a wag

[–]fisherop 213 ポイント214 ポイント  (7子コメント)

She shit the floor

[–]LylaSays 182 ポイント183 ポイント  (3子コメント)

Next thing you know, puppy got scold, scold, scold, scold, scold, scold, scold, scold.

[–]Fouroneoh 49 ポイント50 ポイント  (2子コメント)

I wish I could give you all gold for this

[–]PepperyCow 14 ポイント15 ポイント  (1子コメント)

with the straaaaaps

[–]purpleporpise 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

your comment is out of whack, but I understand the placement and I love you for it

[–]unibody 564 ポイント565 ポイント  (47子コメント)

[–]emilsgreen 178 ポイント179 ポイント  (36子コメント)

Haha! He/she looks so proud of their new hair cut! Wants to show it off to all the pups at the dog park.

[–]troxnor 311 ポイント312 ポイント  (34子コメント)

Don't know if you're joking or ignoring it but that is 100% a male dog.

[–]mikehoncho99 254 ポイント255 ポイント  (10子コメント)

Oh lawd, don't go back and check, just trust u/troxnor and move on

[–]existentialNlHILIST 111 ポイント112 ポイント  (6子コメント)

Too late. Can't unsee.

[–]IAMA_MadEngineer_AMA 132 ポイント133 ポイント  (1子コメント)

RED ROCKET! RED ROCKET!

[–]Rougeanne 41 ポイント42 ポイント  (3子コメント)

MY EYES! MY SPECIAL EYES!

[–]factoid_ 19 ポイント20 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Look with your special eyes!

[–]the_hamturdler 23 ポイント24 ポイント  (0子コメント)

MY BRAND!

[–]Viajoshua 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

MY BRAND

[–]BellaFiat 9 ポイント10 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Why didn't I listen?!?!?!

[–]wiskywasky 44 ポイント45 ポイント  (1子コメント)

I didn't listen, saw his tail, thought this whole thing was a joke about the tail being a penis, checked AGAIN to make sure I wasn't missing something, zoomed in, and finally found it. The effort I just went through to see a dog penis bothers me on a number of levels.

[–]J-Ram 27 ポイント28 ポイント  (0子コメント)

[–]DickCheeseSupreme 59 ポイント60 ポイント  (4子コメント)

Maybe it just identifies as female?

[–]quicksilver115 26 ポイント27 ポイント  (3子コメント)

...that's a tail lol

EDIT: Lmaoo, sorry, you guys are right, I didn't even think to zoom in on his crotch to check his penis! Thanks for having my back

[–]Bainsyboy 31 ポイント32 ポイント  (0子コメント)

A shiny pink tail?

[–]sdfghsdf76sadfbh 25 ポイント26 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Next time you're checking for a penis, be aware that the crotch is the most likely place to find it

[–]C2B3 17 ポイント18 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Nah. That's a penis. I don't doubt you're looking at the tail when you say that's a tail but maybe you're just missing the penis somehow...

[–]emilsgreen 23 ポイント24 ポイント  (3子コメント)

Oh, forgive me for not noticing his little red rocket against that colorful patterned rug. Not really something I focused on considering the point of the picture was to show the haircut.

[–]troxnor 37 ポイント38 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Getting awfully defensive for someone who doesn't notice dog penises.

[–]uterus_face 26 ポイント27 ポイント  (0子コメント)

the point of the picture was to show the haircut.

I'm not so sure anymore

[–]Wootery 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (2子コメント)

This reminds me of when character-customisation goes wrong in video-games.

[–]onirracyla 27 ポイント28 ポイント  (3子コメント)

[–]Coppercaptive 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Who the hell shaves a golden? Although...this picture has the better groomer. The fade on the legs is great.

[–]SilverBadger90 719 ポイント720 ポイント  (8子コメント)

[–]dabrecque 130 ポイント131 ポイント  (1子コメント)

like dog skinny jeans

[–]Zuslash 57 ポイント58 ポイント  (0子コメント)

that dog is regal as fuck

[–]StateofWA 16 ポイント17 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Damn freshmen.

[–]meeooww 1257 ポイント1258 ポイント  (386子コメント)

Be careful, without the coat and undercoat, the pup is more susceptible to overheating and will sunburn!

[–]Pave_Low 676 ポイント677 ポイント  (285子コメント)

This is so true. You never want to shave a Golden. Their out coat keeps them cool and prevents their skin from getting burned. I cringe every time I see a shaved Golden. The dog is probably terribly uncomfortable, but because of their demeanor will never let their owner know.

[–]z64dan 405 ポイント406 ポイント  (219子コメント)

Luckily his fur will probably grow back in the next 5 days or so.

[–]MAYBEiJUSTgrewUP 112 ポイント113 ポイント  (17子コメント)

I have a black lab and I've never shaved him, but I'm 100% sure that if I shaved him and cleaned my entire house, I'd still have enough hair on my floor to fill a trash can in less than a week.

[–]Harmless_Citizen 58 ポイント59 ポイント  (3子コメント)

Or, if it's anything like living with my black lab, you'd still have enough dog hair to fill all of your food.

[–]SinisterTaint 15 ポイント16 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Same with my chocolate. I sweep every. single. day. and still manage to sweep up a whole dust pan full.

[–]_____BREADFOOL_____ 46 ポイント47 ポイント  (1子コメント)

You should try using a plate, or just cutting down in general - there's no way consuming that much chocolate is going to be healthy.

[–]SinisterTaint 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's become a real problem.

[–]hardtolove 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (1子コメント)

German Shepherd owner here. I understand that feeling

[–]rebecca0nline 22 ポイント23 ポイント  (0子コメント)

The one time I'm happy that golden hair sheds and grows so fast.

[–]jacybear 519 ポイント520 ポイント  (172子コメント)

Actually, shaving a dog with a double coat can permanently damage their coat. This really isn't funny at all.

[–]lootedcorpse 195 ポイント196 ポイント  (127子コメント)

source: corgi breeder. you shave a corgi, it literally can't show anymore. you permanently ruin the coat.

[–]CoolLikeAFoolinaPool 24 ポイント25 ポイント  (22子コメント)

What exactly causes it? Do the base hairs not grow back correctly?

[–]TheDreamingMyriad 158 ポイント159 ポイント  (7子コメント)

It's alopecia caused by the root of the guard hair clogging the follicle. Double coated dogs have 1 guard hair (tough and coarse) and up to 4 or 5 downy hairs growing out of a single follicle. This hair grows and sheds in cycles. The guard hair is either firmly rooted, detaching in preparation for shed, or being pushed outward by the growth of a new guard hair underneath, about to shed out.

Basically, if you shave your double coated dog during the root detached stage, the root can fall back down into the follicle and clog it, causing no other hairs to be able to grow out. The shorter the clip, the riskier it is. This can be exacerbated by dirt and dead skin entering the follicle as well. If you do shave your double coated pet, be sure to bathe it biweekly and brush it lightly daily to keep follicles clean and to stimulate growth. Dogs with rapid growth and shed cycles are more likely to encounter this problem, such as huskies, poms, corgis, malamutes, etc. That's also why you can shave your dog several times with no problems but suddenly have it happen.

If the hair loss is permanent however (it doesn't grow back within a year) then you absolutely should go see your vet. The follicle blockage is like hair constipation, it absolutely should not be permanent. If it is, that's a sign of a possibly serious condition, like hypothyroidism, Cushings, severe allergies, etc. You also want to male sure your dog is on a healthy diet that is free of grain and high in meat proteins.

Source: groomer who has taken several skin care seminars from vets.

[–]tigersonagoldleash 18 ポイント19 ポイント  (3子コメント)

Ive been looking for an explanation on this for so long. The groomer had shaved the back of my Cavalier King Charles and the poor sod has grown his hair back all wooly like a sheep. I was unaware that a shave like that would cause this issue, and as he's show quality we were going to show him... but now we can't due to them mucking up his hair and not checking with us beforehand. Its also partly our fault for not stating that he was in the running for showing.. but still its rather irritating!

[–]Alpha_Bitch 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (2子コメント)

The groomer had shaved the back of my Cavalier King Charles

D:

Why?

[–]tigersonagoldleash 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

No idea! They'd shaved it short and let his sides stay long, instead of brushing it down to meet the sides and thinning out the back fur.

It should be like this! http://www.grizzlyrun.com/Files/Images/Image_Gallery/Cavalier_King_Charles_Spaniel.jpg

[–]newskul 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (0子コメント)

because they thought it was a cocker spaniel and gave it a cocker clip.

[–]CoolLikeAFoolinaPool 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Thanks for the detailed response that's great to know!

[–]thesingingnerd 10 ポイント11 ポイント  (6子コメント)

A dogs undercoat, the fluffy, fine hairs that you usually see shedded all over your home and clothes, grow and fall out naturally over the course of a dogs life. In the summer, you should use a shedding comb to get the extra undercoat out, which will in fact make the dog cooler as breeze can get inside their coat and reach their skin. Their guard coat, however, is a one time deal for most dogs. This is the rough, coarse hair you feel prominently when you pet the dorsal strip on a dogs back. This fur is not meant to regrow. It will on most dogs, to some extent, but on some dogs it will never grow more than it would have naturally grown for the remainder of the dog's life. This makes them look fuzzy and matted, and can cause health problems later in life.

[–]Thalnagath 175 ポイント176 ポイント  (83子コメント)

Conformation events should probably be banned anyway... root cause of so many stupid things done to animals :-/

Here in the US, anyway. I think the European clubs ban shit like cropping and docking, don't they?

[–]Freckles93 60 ポイント61 ポイント  (42子コメント)

Yup, ear cropping totally illegal and tail docking is only for gun dogs where it is actually needed. Can't de-claw cats either.

[–]Free_Hat_McCullough 30 ポイント31 ポイント  (26子コメント)

Unfortunately, a lot people would rather have unclawed furniture and a declawed cat. A cat lover who declaws their cat seems really ironic to me.

[–]mooninitetwo 29 ポイント30 ポイント  (16子コメント)

So many declawed cats end up in shelters because it totally changes their behavior. Some of them stop using the litterbox because it hurts their paws. There's so many solutions people can try for scratching before they jump to "permanently mutilating my cat, who completely trusts me".

[–]Whizzzel 47 ポイント48 ポイント  (4子コメント)

Haha. I've spent over a thousand dollars on scratchers and spray to get my cats to stop. After 5 years I have just accepted that it's their couch and I trim their nails every few weeks. I am responsible for them and their happiness. That is what being a pet owner is. Why would I mutilate them and put them through months of agony to keep my couch safe? They aren't inanimate objects that you can adjust to your liking. They are living, breathing creatures who will bring you joy in exchange for a safe home and a good meal. My couch isn't worth that much to me.

[–]elriggo44 21 ポイント22 ポイント  (1子コメント)

If you have a cat and plan on having kids ever then you shouldn't worry about clawed furniture. Your kids will muck it up far worse than the cats!

[–]schmutzypants 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Do you know if it has a greater effect depending on the age of the cat? My parents got a small kitten right before they had me and got it declawed since they were worried about their little baby getting scratched up. I'm not saying I fully support that decision, just that I never picked up on any major differences between that cat and others I've known.

[–]Z0di 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

The people who do it think "I'm just cutting his/her nails off", when it should be explained to them as "cutting the tips of your fingers off"

[–]sporkalliance 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Part of it is that the name doesn't sound that horrific. "Declaw" doesn't sound like hacking off parts of the cats toes. It sounds medical, boring and safe. And vets continuing to do it makes the procedure seem legitimate.

I used to work at a pet store and I can't tell you how many times people with new cats would ask me to recommend a vet who did that because they didn't know what the procedure involved.

That was always an uncomfortable conversation, but it never ended with someone still wanting the procedure. (Usually they'd end up getting claw caps and I'd tell then which local vets had the best reviews from our cat customers to learn how to trim/or just pay the vet to trim their claws).

Often times it got really awkward when they remembered their parents getting their childhood cat(s) declawed. That was always a weird moment where they wondered out loud if their parents knew.

[–]DorothyGaleEsq 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

This makes me so sad! No one where I live seems to realize that doing this is like cutting off your fingertips. And the already cruel procedure is often botched :(

[–]Flippy02 9 ポイント10 ポイント  (14子コメント)

gun dogs

may I ask the reasoning? I'm just curious

[–]raisinsdelight 35 ポイント36 ポイント  (8子コメント)

It's meant to be for safety I think, stops them getting it caught in undergrowth etc so to prevent injuries to the tail.

Although there is a bit of disagreement on whether it does help or not.

[–]SoMuchSelfConfidence 29 ポイント30 ポイント  (3子コメント)

Plus, you know, anything they're hunting can't grab it.

[–]MagicSeat 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (3子コメント)

My coonhounds have long tails that they hold up high so you can see them in undergrowth while hunting. I don't hunt with them, but that's what the Skunkman said they're for, anyway.

[–]Muffini 131 ポイント132 ポイント  (6子コメント)

Yes, many European countries have laws against cropping, docking, and declawing as well, it's classified as animal cruelty.

[–]oh---no 9 ポイント10 ポイント  (5子コメント)

docking and cropping are allowed it it's a working dog IIRC

[–]biggbuckz 28 ポイント29 ポイント  (20子コメント)

I have an Old English sheepdog with a cropped tail. It's stupid hard to find one without in the US because they do it so quickly after birth. I'd love for it to be banned.

[–]hardtolove 12 ポイント13 ポイント  (11子コメント)

Our Dobie has both non-cropped ears and a non-docked tail. I would actually had preferred it if his tail had been docked after he was born. I worry constantly that he is going to break his tail or injure himself. He doesn't have anything protecting his very thick and strong tail, unlike my Shepherd who has a fluffy one. Our Dobie's tail seriously hurts our legs when it whips against us (I can deal with the pain; I am more worried about him hurting himself).

[–]biggbuckz 10 ポイント11 ポイント  (0子コメント)

My friend has 2 greyhounds that have the exact same problem. They occasionally wag their tail into a corner or table or something, and it splits open and bleeds everywhere.

[–]AvengerGeni 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (2子コメント)

My mom got a pitbull puppy and he actually had to get his tail docked about 6 months after they got him because he was constantly whacking his tail against walls and doors and stuff and was getting cuts. The constant tail wagging kept opening up the wounds do they had to just cut the tail off so they didn't have to worry about infection. Plus blood was ending up all over the house every time he reopened the wounds.

[–]Picabrix 10 ポイント11 ポイント  (0子コメント)

My olde English bulldog has a docked tail and I am pretty sure his tail would already be broken if it wasn't. For some breeds, not docking results in permanent pain from injury.

[–]thewolfmansbrotha 11 ポイント12 ポイント  (0子コメント)

it literally can't show anymore

gasp

[–]U2SpyPlane 17 ポイント18 ポイント  (10子コメント)

That's one of the first things the breeder told me about my dogs although, honestly, it would have never crossed my mind to shave them, yet every summer I get a bunch of people telling me I should shave them so they can be cool in the summer time.

[–]iroll20s 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (1子コメント)

On the other side of the spectrum I feel like I have to hit my poodle with a hedge trimmer to keep his coat in check.

[–]PIG20 52 ポイント53 ポイント  (20子コメント)

Don't think so. Try more like a month and most likely longer.

A double coated dog such as a golden retriever should never be shaved unless it's for surgery or other medical issue.

My Malamute is double coated and she lost a lot of hair from the stress of her last litter in December. It took 3 months for her coat to fully grow back.

[–]ThatCanHappen 11 ポイント12 ポイント  (5子コメント)

What does "double-coated" mean?

[–]cranberry94 21 ポイント22 ポイント  (0子コメント)

It refers to two different types of fur. There is a base coat, that is the soft insulating fur, and the outer coat, or guard hairs, that are the coarse protective hairs. Many breeds have this type. But some do not. Some just have a single type of fur.

[–]gloomyMoron 10 ポイント11 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Some animals have two coats of fur/feathers/hair and so on. The two layers serve different purposes. In waterfowl, for example, the outer layer of feathers (the contour) are usually oily and slick which serves to protect their inner layer (the down), whose purpose is to trap heat and insulate the animal. Being birds, waterfowl have a third type of feather, their flight feathers but that's not relevant to this comparison.

In dogs, you have a sort of similar process. The inner-coat is for insulation and protection against the sun and the outer-coat protects the inner coat as well as helps regulate the animals temperature. Polar bears have a somewhat similar double-coat, though they're a bit more specialized.

[–]Cappa_01 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

My dog is double coated and had a patched shaved for surgery. It grew back in about 3 months

[–]purpleclouds 19 ポイント20 ポイント  (4子コメント)

I have a lab golden mix and we had no idea about this. The first groomer we took her to always shaved her (not down as far as OPs photo but still too much) when we took her to another groomer who actually knew what she was doing, we were very sad that this had happened in the hands of a "professional" my dog always gets way too hot now and pants constantly in the summer. Its a shame.

[–]cordial_carbonara 11 ポイント12 ポイント  (3子コメント)

I had a long-coated black German Shepherd and was in Petsmart with him one day and a groomer approached me offering to shave him because he apparently looked "too hot." Before I could even open my mouth to explain "Hell no!" her supervisor was on her ass lecturing her about never shaving double coated dogs, etc. I just sat there looking like awkward seal during the whole interaction.

[–]BrianPurkiss 44 ポイント45 ポイント  (11子コメント)

Every spring/summer my parents used to give our golden a trim. Not a full buzz, just an overall shortening of her hair. Probably cut her hair somewhere around halfway between her natural length and a full buzz.

She was so excited to get her haircut and always had more energy and was all around more active after the haircut. Was very eager to spend more time outside and less time spread out on the cold tile.

[–]SmallLumpOGreenPutty 48 ポイント49 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Yeah, however the dog in the photo has had a bit more than a spring trim.

[–]BrianPurkiss 18 ポイント19 ポイント  (0子コメント)

That is very true.

I was just trying to clarify that not all haircuts are bad. Just the full buzz.

[–]squeamish 11 ポイント12 ポイント  (0子コメント)

We had a Golden growing up that LOVED her Spring haircut.

[–]thesingingnerd 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Trimming is a faaaaaar different thing than a shave. And as your dog gets older, the trim will take longer and longer to regrow until eventually it just doesn't anymore. It's much more beneficial to remove the undercoat with a shedding brush, which will have the same effect on your dog as making everything shorter would.

[–]fritopie 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (0子コメント)

You never want to shave any dog with a double coat.

[–]catybaby 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Same with huskies

[–]EddieLuKamba 13 ポイント14 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Thank you, dog whisperer.

[–]unclear_outcome 91 ポイント92 ポイント  (4子コメント)

Highjacking this post to post a couple of links on the topic.

ASPCA: Three Reasons You Shouldn’t Shave Your Pet

Golden Retriever Rescue of Southern Maryland: To Shave or not to Shave your Golden?

Friendly Paws Pet Supplies & Grooming: Don’t Cut or Shave Double Coated Dogs

Picture Explanation

Picture Explanation 2

[–]Morthanas 10 ポイント11 ポイント  (3子コメント)

Best thing for a golden retriever, before summer, is spend a good hour with a rake comb. Something like this dog rake comb. Make sure it's a double one not single. This is really the only comb you will ever need.

[–]LittleHelperRobot 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Non-mobile: dog rake comb

That's why I'm here, I don't judge you. PM /u/xl0 if I'm causing any trouble. WUT?

[–]flaskandbeaker 79 ポイント80 ポイント  (11子コメント)

This!!! Their coat also serves to cool them, it's evolution!

[–]TheDeong 30 ポイント31 ポイント  (4子コメント)

[–]RidersofGavony 14 ポイント15 ポイント  (3子コメント)

[–]squaresarerectangles 9 ポイント10 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Always loved this video. Todd McFarlane and Kevin Altieri are awesome.

[–]RidersofGavony 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Right? Who didn't love Batman the animated series.

[–]squaresarerectangles 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I was really excited about the new Batman Arkham video games, but as soon as I started playing and realized they were using the voice actors from the animated series I just melted on the inside. It was so awesome to have the right voice for Joker again.

[–]Neuro_nerdo 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

You really can't claim natural selection when humans have selectively bred the dogs to have specific traits. Humans are actually pretty terrible at playing god, hence why purebreeds have so many health issues. Plus, dogs originally bred for colder climates are not going to suddenly adjust when somebody in Georgia wants a long haired dog with a thick coat.

[–]Redblud 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Tell me more about dog evolution because most people would call it artificial selection and not always in the best interest of the dog.

[–]William_Harzia 75 ポイント76 ポイント  (21子コメント)

Groomer of 19 years here. I popped into the comments section to see how high up this comment was going to be. It's always there somewhere when someone posts pics of shaved double-coated breeds.

Metabolic processes generate heat continuously within a dog's body. Thick, insulating coats slow the transfer of this heat to the environment, and thus keep dogs warm when it's cold. When it's hot the coat does the exact same thing, and thus can contribute to overheating. This is why wolves in temperate climates shed their thick winter coats in spring. This is also why fur-bearing creatures in hot climates tend to have minimal insulation. This is also why dogs with minimal coat have way more energy in the heat of summer than dogs with heavy coats.

The myth that insulating coats keep dogs cool in the summer is pervasive, but it is nonetheless completely ass-backwards.

[–]Neuro_nerdo 33 ポイント34 ポイント  (10子コメント)

Be gone with your reasonable comment about your nearly 2 decades of experience! We're too busy calling people terribly and lazy dog owners because they'd rather clip their coats than watch them bite at hot spots all summer!

[–]squirrelguts 49 ポイント50 ポイント  (8子コメント)

Experience doesn't equal education in this case. I'm a groomer. Shaving a double coated dog is somthing I refuse to do unless the owner signs a waiver that explains to them the danger to their dogs coat and skin. Bald spots, sunburns, horrible matting in regrowth, and an inability to regulate body temperature are all factors an owner requires education on BEFORE shaving a double coated dog. Hell the person you replied to made a giant ass out of himself by mentioning wolves shedding their thick coats to avoid overheating and essenrtially using it as a reason to shave certain breeds. Double coated dogs blow their undercoat twice a year for the same reason which is precisely why shaving them is BAD!! They regulate naturally.

[–]I_Made_it_All_Up 35 ポイント36 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Dude, something is wrong with your llama.

[–]SerPuissance 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

This is what happens when your llama doens't eat the food.

[–]Phyrexian_Starengine 368 ポイント369 ポイント  (56子コメント)

I hope you got your money back. He is a cutie but they done fucked up.

[–]briaen 60 ポイント61 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Reminds me of this

[–]DrDoom78 50 ポイント51 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Life pro tip. Bring a picture on your phone of what you'd like your dog to look like.

He looks darn happy hahahha

[–]usetheforce123 217 ポイント218 ポイント  (65子コメント)

The dog groomer part of me is screaming. Make the screaming stop. Not only is shaving double coated dogs, especially in the summer, practically abusive, but your groomer basically scalped that dog with a 30 blade. If you keep doing this, your dog is going to get coat funk. Google it. And get a new groomer.

Make sure you get some pet friendly sunscreen, their skin isn't like ours, it isn't supposed to be exposed to sunlight. Make sure it is pet friendly as I'm pretty sure you can poison them. Do a patch test to make sure, and if they start licking it off, get a cone until the hair grows back.

Invest in a good slicker brush. Not a furminator (also bad for the coat). If you can spend a total of 1 hr out of 168 hours in a week brushing, you shouldn't have a problem with the hair.

Regular grooming by a qualified professional will be your biggest defense against the fuzz all over your house. We have products that help release the coats and forced air dryers to blow it out to get rid of the hair and help the skin breathe.

A balanced diet is your last defense, a healthy coat isn't a fuzzy soft coat. It's a shiny wiry one. Don't feed your dog Iams, Kibbles and Bits, Purina or any other mass produced cheap grocery store diet. Most of these brands inflate their nutritional values through cheating with indigestible or dangerous substances. These foods are awful.

I see people shaving their dogs all the time, and a little part of me dies inside every single time. Buy the right breed for your lifestyle, don't try to change it so it will fit in.

[–]sixburgh_belle 28 ポイント29 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Well said. I lost a client a few years ago because I refused to shave her siberian. I cited many of the same reasons in this thread and the client seemed to not care about logic and reasoning. No I will not take a 7, 10, 30, etc to your dog. Not happening. Good groomers do what they do for the health and well being of the dog. First comes doggie welfare, then request of the client. If the request is not good for the dog, sorry. No can do.

[–]ipaintsongs 11 ポイント12 ポイント  (6子コメント)

I'm curious.. Why is the Furminator bad for the coat? I have both brushes which I use on my GSD. She's on a great food, Victor, and I don't take her to the professional groomer. Is it necessary or something I can handle with a bath and a good shampoo myself. Typically I just give her the standard Oatmeal baths using a shampoo from the pet store, but no specifics to work on the shedding and the coat.

[–]lalaladka 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (0子コメント)

The furminator is a blade. It is cutting hairs at random in the coat, including the guard hairs. It looks effective to the average joe, but it actually increases shedding because you are cutting the coat apart.

[–]husky54 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Not a furminator (also bad for the coat).

FINALLY, someone with some damn common sense. Please go over to /r/husky and tell them all about why the furminator is terrible for their dogs. Every time I try, I get downvoted to hell for expressing concern for the guard hair of their pooches.

[–]itsthenewdan 19 ポイント20 ポイント  (3子コメント)

If you can spend a total of 1 hr out of 168 hours in a week brushing, you shouldn't have a problem with the hair.

Great post, but I feel like I have to be that guy (sorry) and break down this point a bit, because the way you framed it, it seems like, "how could anybody not spend an hour brushing their pet". However, I don't think this is a realistic framing.

  • We spend about 56 of those hours sleeping
  • We spend about 50 of those hours dealing with work
  • We spend about 14 of those hours eating

With only the most essential needs taken care of, most adults are left with something like 48 hours a week of discretionary time, not 168. Pedantic, I know, but as you factor in grocery shopping, errands, house cleaning, cooking, taking care of other family members, etc., that time can quickly dwindle. People shouldn't have pets if they can't properly care for them, but an hour of brushing a week is more than a drop in the bucket.

[–]kmuelle6 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (1子コメント)

I couldn't have said it better my self

[–]whazzzup 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (3子コメント)

So what should we feed our pups?

[–]dougluss 229 ポイント230 ポイント  (21子コメント)

This wasn't a groomers mistake. No groomer would make this mistake. This is done to dogs for medical rea....ah fuck i don't care.

[–]CHONaPS 57 ポイント58 ポイント  (12子コメント)

I was going to say...I wonder if he had some mats or something. Usually it's the groomers trying to talk the owners out of a 'too short' haircut. But if the hair is matted, nothing you can do but cut it.

:O It's like the doggie equivalent of getting gum in your hair!

[–]KazaaLiedToMe 16 ポイント17 ポイント  (0子コメント)

This dog was probably matted beyond being able to brush out and the groomer said they may have to shave him even though the owner didn't want it. If you don't brush your dog out regularly, they will get matted and being matted is much more harmful to the dog than being shaved.

This is the kind of customer groomers have to deal with on a daily basis. They want their dog trimmed, but it's completely matted so it has to be shaved down and then they go and trash you in public/online because they weren't responsible owners.

[–]Hrynkat 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I used to work in a salon and my god people were annoying when it came to matts. "I want just a small trim!" Ma'am, your dog's fur is completely matted and it's causing them severe pain we have to cut it off, it's our policy. "Nonono I brush their hair, it's not matted." Ugh. If you have a long haired dog, take care of their hair! They literally can get sores from matts, poor things.

[–]jethroboom 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

But title-fu . . .

[–]exposingmysecrets 120 ポイント121 ポイント  (27子コメント)

[–]ChipotleSkittles 20 ポイント21 ポイント  (9子コメント)

The comments section is full of "NEVER SHAVE", and explanations of why they need their double coat. But OP claims it wasn't intentional from their perspective at least. So what can OP expect now that the damage is done? What will happen as the fur starts growing back in? Is the pup permanently disfigured?

[–]email_optional_cool 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

He's dead now, no saving him. The world is over!

[–]scatterbrayne94 15 ポイント16 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I came here to holler this too. Fur-bearing breeds should NEVER be shaved down unless specifically recommended by a vet. This photo made me cringe.

[–]jcequestrian 24 ポイント25 ポイント  (2子コメント)

It may look funny, but I caution anyone with a double coated breed when it comes to shaving like this. It will most likely never grow back properly. The younger the dog, the better the chances of it growing back...but I've seen some very sad looking golden's with ruined coats before.

That is one cute pup you have though, I must say. Very sweet face!

[–]WhiteEraser 28 ポイント29 ポイント  (14子コメント)

The lion cut. Usually reserved for cats, but your puppy is working it like a star!

On a general note, labs/retrievers and the like don't actually need to be shaved. Bathing them every 1-2 months and giving them a good brushing regularly is all that's required. You can trim them for summer months, but its not necessary since their coats actually do a very good job regulating their body temperature.

[–]HotfireLegend 13 ポイント14 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I have a feeling OP said "bathe" and the groomer heard "shave" :)

[–]horsenbuggy 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Shave me like one of your French poodles.

[–]Delsana 9 ポイント10 ポイント  (0子コメント)

"Look mom, no fur!"

"Heheh, I'm naked!"

[–]Theory5 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

"I'm a poodle!"

[–]grape_jelly_sammich 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

had this happened before. groomer apparently had a meth addiction (wouldn't know it looking at her or speaking to her).

my dog's coat never grew back properly (it had been really beautiful).

[–]anthemboy7 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

My dad took my lab/GSD to a groomer and they did this to my poor guy. He looked so embarrassed. I did find it amusing that my dad called me at work to let me know what had happened. My family never calls me at work, so I was panicked as all hell when I answered the phone and the first words out of his mouth were, "so don't freak out, but.."

[–]EditBecauseDownVotes 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Pup don't care, look at that smile

[–]shamus727 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Why would you shave a golden, her fur will never be the same. Get your money back this groomer is an idiot to have done this.

[–]Katrar 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Proof that some pet groomers, much like human stylists, know little to nothing about hair.

[–]blix_hagen 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Oh no!!! At least the dog looks happy about it. Make sure to not let him/her out for too long or else they can get sunburned. They do have doggie sunscreen if you want to get that, but shame on that groomer for not checking their instructions better!

[–]brandmaster 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

A groomer did this to my golden last summer. Needless to say we didn't pay for it.

Everyone said she looked like a tennis ball.

[–]SteoanK 12 ポイント13 ポイント  (14子コメント)

Oh geez... I'm taking my dog to the groomer the first time ever this week. Going to be VERY specific...

[–]FerociousPenguin 14 ポイント15 ポイント  (12子コメント)

Very much this. I am a groomer. I would much rather a client come in with a list a mile long with bullet points detailing each specific point to be groomed on the dog than come in and say "oh I don't know, just trim him".

No one will complain about you being TOO specific. What kind of dog do you have?

[–]SteoanK 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (6子コメント)

Cavalier King Charles Spaniel. I know there's breed specific things like the tail and ears I wouldn't want touched, but I live in Houston and really just don't want her to suffer with the heat and humidity.

[–]FerociousPenguin 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

If she's really long haired, I would maybe do a really good trim up. Shape up her legs and skirt. Typically the feet are left grinch-like. Ears and tail are your preference.

If she's not super long and you really want her shaped up, a longer snap-on comb would be good. 7/8" or 3/4" with a tight scissor up looks really good.

Just my two cents though, ha.

[–]unclear_outcome 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Well Cavs are single coated breeds so they actually can be shaved down without any ill effects. Still, it's always best to go with a knowledgeable groomer who has groomed your breed before or at the very least is willing to learn about the breed from a more experienced groomer.

[–]TheDreamingMyriad 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (1子コメント)

"Well we want him short, but not shaved!"

That's probably my least favorite one. Protip: be super specific about the haircut you want on your dog. Bring a picture of a dog of the same breed or even of your own dog when you really liked the clip. If your groomer is asking you many questions, they are looking for specific answers to make sure you're happy with the haircut.

[–]TheSatoriMovement 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (1子コメント)

That feeling when you're naked but wearing sock

[–]Dr_DJ_Bentley 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (6子コメント)

It is terribly unhealthy to shave a goldens overcoat. Their outer layer keeps them cool, clean, and dry.

Shaving it could also cause it to not grow back as well.

[–]frizzielizzie83 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I have 3 goldens and while the hair is too much too handle sometimes and I threaten to shave them, I could never actually do it. This is the most ridiculous thing I've seen, yet it's so dang adorable. If I didn't know better, I'd think the dog did it just by the goofy look on its face! It's so silly!

[–]mandano 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

At least the dog doesn't seem to notice. Some dogs get so embarassed

[–]aeve2228 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

[–]rainyboots 9 ポイント10 ポイント  (0子コメント)

If the dog goes swimming, when you shave it s/he will lose all buoyancy in the water. Also my dog got shaved this close and he got sunstroke, so be very careful for the next little while!

[–]MiniXP 23 ポイント24 ポイント  (11子コメント)

A groomer did the same thing to my golden a while ago, although not quite as short. We asked for her hair to be trimmed back a little and were very surprised with how short they did it.

We actually ended up getting a similar trim each summer after that, she was always in and out of the water, so it made her dry off a lot faster.

[–]Mcsquizzy 26 ポイント27 ポイント  (2子コメント)

I thought you aren't supposed to shave golden retrievers? Hopefully is was for a functional purpose other than looks

[–]CrystalElyse 41 ポイント42 ポイント  (4子コメント)

Well, goldens are a water retrieving breed. It's incredibly normal. Moreover, the longer coat helps prevent against sunburn and insulates against the heat. Poor thing was probably hotter with the short fur than with her long coat. Sure, it's more convenient for you if she dries quicker, but not better for the dog in the long run.

[–]Douche_Kayak 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Did it affect her coloring? when I worked at a kennel, I remember a golden who got this cut. From them on his body was always a few shades lighter than his head

[–]milgrams-shock 11 ポイント12 ポイント  (14子コメント)

OMG. Reminds me of one of my dog's first cuts. He's a black lab and keeshond mix, so super fluffy. We get him shaved in the summer because he used to be outside a lot and we wanted him to be cool. The first place we took him to was a sort of boutique-style place, I imagine a lot of floofy poodles there. He came out with a lion mane, poofs on his feet, and a little ball at the end of his tail. We took him back immediately.

[–]Self-Aware 13 ポイント14 ポイント  (2子コメント)

I would've done the same, but it'd have been a good half hour before I could go back without just breaking down laughing.

[–]jojojamjam 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Is that a Llama?

[–]swiffa 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Looks like he's wearing uggs now

[–]aca901 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

That looks like a BIG misunderstanding