1. 28 Feb


    I work at a swim school and we occasionally have birthday parties. I over hear a conversation one of the kids had with their mom

    Hears conversation between a mom and daughter who is like 6.

    Mom: Looking at news article on phone about Sam Smith**

    Girl: Mommy why is Sam Smith kissing a boy?

    Mom: it’s because he’s gay honey.

    Girl: Mommy what does gay mean?

    Mom: Like girls like boys, it’s when boys like boys.

    Girl: Oh….well why can’t girls like girls?

    Mom: They can they’re called lesbians.

    Girl: lessions?

    Mom: No, Les-Bee-Ens.

    Girl: Oh Okay,….can I be lesbian?

    Mom: Sure, only if you feel that way, why?

    Girl: Cuz there’s this girl name katey and she’s really really pretty like prettier then Elsa.

    Mom: PRETTIER THAN ELSA?!?!

    Girl: Yeah, I want her to be my girlfriend.

    Mom: Okay, wait…what about that other kid you liked, that boy named Jimmy.

    Girl: I don’t like Jimmy anymore, I only said that cause I thought I didn’t have anymore options but boys.

    Mom: *starts dying laughing*

    Me *starts dying laughing*

     
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