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[–]TattooedWifeVerified wife and mother 2492 ポイント2493 ポイント  (283子コメント)

Someone was on a fucking power trip! Ahem.... FOUND THE FATTY!

[–]code_guerillaVerified Shitlord[S] 1360 ポイント1361 ポイント  (222子コメント)

It was actually from a few different mods, so there may be a fatty cabal running the subreddit.

[–]jawk3dCan Lift Landwhales 867 ポイント868 ポイント  (126子コメント)

Fat people... On reddit? No way!!

[–]code_guerillaVerified Shitlord[S] 595 ポイント596 ポイント  (17子コメント)

I get so used to interactions here and on the sister subs that I forget what it's like in the wild.

[–]OhLard 256 ポイント257 ポイント  (9子コメント)

The name was your first clue. Nobody has more to get "off their chest" than man-titted land whales.

[–]WEIGHED 89 ポイント90 ポイント  (6子コメント)

"Dear diary, today the elevator was down, so I had to walk up THREE FLIGHTS of steps. Stupid elevator mechanics!"

[–]Phteven_jVerified Shitlord 166 ポイント167 ポイント  (104子コメント)

on reddit anywhere

In 2015, it's never surprising.

EDIT: FYI I was banned from offmychest for this comment. Logic!

[–]Snarglebargle 142 ポイント143 ポイント  (14子コメント)

ATTENTION, FAT FUCKS WHO RUN OFFMYCHEST: I go to trueoffmychest anyways.

[–]FlowersOfSinVerified Shitlesbian 88 ポイント89 ポイント  (30子コメント)

It will take them a while to ban our 97k users.

[–]CptnAhabb 116 ポイント117 ポイント  (25子コメント)

Lets just remember to not actually all go over there just to attempt getting banned. That actually IS brigading and thats the last thing we need.

[–]FlowersOfSinVerified Shitlesbian 55 ポイント56 ポイント  (17子コメント)

We don't need to shoot at someone who shoots at themselves.

[–]AE1360Verified Shitlord 52 ポイント53 ポイント  (17子コメント)

LOL those fat fucks are browsing through here banning people?

[–]FragCakes 38 ポイント39 ポイント  (11子コメント)

hey! I want to get banned by fatty SJWs TOO!!

EDIT: Damn that was quick. They obviously have a bot. Oh well, nothing of value was lost.

[–]code_guerillaVerified Shitlord[S] 34 ポイント35 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Wow that was fast.

[–]shitkek 93 ポイント94 ポイント  (2子コメント)

The run the subreddit as they see fit. Unfortunately in real life, they probably don't run, nor are they fit.

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    [–]code_guerillaVerified Shitlord[S] 24 ポイント25 ポイント  (8子コメント)

    Aaaand it's gone.

    [–]Lord_Dog 21 ポイント22 ポイント  (7子コメント)

    You are not joking it really is gone (O_O)

    Btw op in their rule stands

    If you wish to discuss or have a complaint with our moderation or rules, or you've been warned for a rule violation, message us. Attempts to address these things in the comment section will be removed. Message us for permission prior to making a meta post or it will be removed. Click here to message the mods.

    Try asking another mod who is not on a powertrip.

    [–]running-shorts 122 ポイント123 ポイント  (24子コメント)

    Reddit is run by fat people. We're the last survivors.

    [–]code_guerillaVerified Shitlord[S] 73 ポイント74 ポイント  (15子コメント)

    Hell we're outnumbered in real life in many parts of the world.

    [–]teckredditDark Lord of the Shit 39 ポイント40 ポイント  (11子コメント)

    I used that BBC BMI comparison, and there is not a single country on the planet including fucking ERITREA which has the lowest average BMI in the world, in which the average person has a lower BMI than I do.

    Literally, I am below average no matter where I go and I still think I'd look better if I lost 10 pounds.

    [–]Egalitaristen 31 ポイント32 ポイント  (7子コメント)

    I've been through that on that sub, they are literary the worst mods on reddit.

    I got banned because I politely suggested a rule change (they had made new rules), they didn't like "my attitude" and banned me. The day after the rules were changed to my suggestion, so I messaged them again asking if I could be let back. Nope.

    Since then I've learned to move on from subs that are run by crazy mods and don't mind one bit if I'm banned from subs that would ban me on their whim.

    [–]jesusworesandalsVerified Shitlord 15 ポイント16 ポイント  (1子コメント)

    I lurk on that sub. Refuse to post, but I'll occasionally pm people with kind words and advice. Can't stand the hive mentality in the comments there.

    [–]Muzzygooner 33 ポイント34 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    I also got banned right now for this..."It makes me sad when fat girls contact me on dating sites."

    [–]HammableOfCarthage 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    There is a cabal of mods who exist as power mods. All of them are fat or SJWs.

    [–]networking_noob 36 ポイント37 ポイント  (2子コメント)

    Someone was on a fucking power trip!

    Big time

    No debate, no clarification, no further engagement. Move on.

    It's so cringe worthy when people speak like this on internet forums. Regardless of whether they're fat or not. But in this situation, they probably are fat. Someone should make a fat version of this classic image.

    [–]FPSFairy 111 ポイント112 ポイント  (14子コメント)

    I just got banned from there five minutes ago. I don't remember visiting, much less posting on, that sub. Definitely a fatty with WAY too much time on their hands who's on a power trip.

    [–]thats_is_not_my_dick 41 ポイント42 ポイント  (10子コメント)

    So they are in this sub and just banning people based on if you post here? Is that within the rules of reddit? Essentially isn't the Mods doing this, harassing members of this community?

    [–]HomerSimpsonXronizeMetaphorically Hitler 29 ポイント30 ポイント  (9子コメント)

    They can ban people for whatever reason they want. They control that subreddit just like how we control this one.

    [–]Malithion 35 ポイント36 ポイント  (1子コメント)

    Pssh call it: "offmyfupa"

    [–]TheFrenchBaguette 882 ポイント883 ポイント  (17子コメント)

    That last line translates as 'Oh fuck, he's using logical arguments. Instead of trying to defend our position, let's just say "go away" in the most condescending way possible, yeah that'll show him.'
    Fucking fat shits.

    [–]code_guerillaVerified Shitlord[S] 422 ポイント423 ポイント  (11子コメント)

    It's the internet equivalent of sticking your fingers in your ears and saying "La La La I can't hear you."

    [–]Steel_Pump_GorillaVerified AND Handsome 66 ポイント67 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Also when someone says, "I'm bored with you, now."

    [–]JoeystalsLiterally Stalin 21 ポイント22 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    lol. Or it's a fatty that got banned from here by one of our mods and was like, "No Dissent!!! I'll show you no dissent!!!"

    [–]pedazzle 156 ポイント157 ポイント  (22子コメント)

    Interesting. I just logged on, made a couple posts here in this subreddit and immediately got a message saying I was banned from there too. I didn't even go to their subreddit. So I assume they are just lurking here and clicking usernames as they pop up as new posts. What an intriguing life they lead.

    [–]EllvarahUnder 600lbs 37 ポイント38 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Banning 100k ppl. Takes fucking dedication..... If only they put as much effort into counting calories....

    [–]NeonRedSharpieNeonRedShitlord 41 ポイント42 ポイント  (12子コメント)

    I want a ban...

    [–]mlkt 540 ポイント541 ポイント  (34子コメント)

    Yeah that sub is filled with SJWs. You didn't lose anything of value

    [–]MumiTrold 171 ポイント172 ポイント  (12子コメント)

    Agreed.

    I got a ban because I had made a reply to a guy who had made a reply to a guy from a racist subreddit.

    [–]eat_a_dick_por_favorCardio Siren 152 ポイント153 ポイント  (10子コメント)

    Lmao! I got banned for telling someone to love their body. I guess even body positivity for thin people is frowned on over there.

    [–]Bug_Catcher_Joey 135 ポイント136 ポイント  (3子コメント)

    Don't you know? Every body type is beautiful and sexy. Unless you're skinny. Because that's just disgusting and you probably have an eating disorder and spend like 6 hours a day slaving in the gym. Plus who could ever find a sack of bones attractive?

    [–]eat_a_dick_por_favorCardio Siren 37 ポイント38 ポイント  (2子コメント)

    Inorite??!! Diets are basically anorexia, plus 95% of diets fail and when your genetics aren't being oppressed by those awful diets, you can gain your true womanly form.

    [–]cofsirep 12 ポイント13 ポイント  (1子コメント)

    A lot of subs on reddit have SJWs, I've been banned from a number of subreddits for speaking my mind that doesn't fit in their world.

    [–]TheShitlordBellossomFlower Shitlord 48 ポイント49 ポイント  (1子コメント)

    It's just another SRS bitch sub

    [–]ADHDfuckthat 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Yep. Also ironic SRS is banning others for being "hateful" lol.

    /r/TrueOffMyChest for the non-SRS version.

    [–]gobblegeek 124 ポイント125 ポイント  (7子コメント)

    Testing ban. Fat. Fat. Fat.

    [–]LordPadre 45 ポイント46 ポイント  (4子コメント)

    Fat one two, Fat one two

    [–]rawcode 14 ポイント15 ポイント  (3子コメント)

    Test?

    [–]Rijnsburg 16 ポイント17 ポイント  (2子コメント)

    Hello, is this thing on?

    [–]FormerLardAss 308 ポイント309 ポイント  (5子コメント)

    You hurt the fatties fee fees and you didn't even have to try!

    [–]code_guerillaVerified Shitlord[S] 144 ポイント145 ポイント  (4子コメント)

    Much like real life we can hurt obeasts' fee-fees just by being present. It's like a shitlord super power, shaming people simply by having a healthy level of body fat.

    [–]adrian_n 34 ポイント35 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Thin priviledge.

    [–][削除されました]  (19子コメント)

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      [–]pocahonfits 44 ポイント45 ポイント  (15子コメント)

      If it's a place to confess things, I don't see what they're accomplishing by banning anyone who disagrees with them.

      [–]code_guerillaVerified Shitlord[S] 49 ポイント50 ポイント  (14子コメント)

      It's a "safe" place ... whatever that means.

      [–]pocahonfits 30 ポイント31 ポイント  (3子コメント)

      So you can confess to murdering someone but not hating fat people?

      [–]convenientreplacemen 14 ポイント15 ポイント  (2子コメント)

      Yes. That is, as long as the person you murdered isnt any kind of minority, actual or imaginary. So confessing to killing white people thats ok, anything other than that, banned.

      [–]idonotwanttoregister 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Means "Echochamber".

      It's SJWs bullshit.

      [–]The_Wizard_Of_WangLiterally Hitler[M] 53 ポイント54 ポイント  (8子コメント)

      user reports:

      1: please keep your idiotic whining inside your own subreddit

      1: sexualizing minors

      1: breaking reddit

      1: vote manipulation

      [–]nivarius 16 ポイント17 ポイント  (2子コメント)

      sexualizing minors

      What goes on in these people's heads? Do they just keep trying to get someone out of their way in the most retarded attempts possible until one eventually works?

      [–]Asha108 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

      I love how when the mods ever post what the reports are, it ALWAYS contains "sexualizing minors."

      [–]Yanrogue 39 ポイント40 ポイント  (6子コメント)

      Damn that is one upset fatty with too much free time.

      [–]pedazzle 18 ポイント19 ポイント  (3子コメント)

      I assume there isn't much else to do when they can't even get up and go for a walk.

      [–]The_Secret_HaterVerified Shitlord 188 ポイント189 ポイント  (42子コメント)

      I was banned from the college football sub yesterday because [Some Fat Douche] wouldn't STFU and leave one of our members alone (made multiple irrelevant posts about how nobody should feel sorry for him despite a string of awful life events bc of his posts here) so I asked why he was mad.

      I've been there for months but I guess some whiny fatass mod (I'm imagining a lardass former jock who was going to walk on at Georgia Tech if it wasn't for that bum knee!) finally found out that /u/The_Secret_Hater is... a hater.

      [–]The_Secret_HaterVerified Shitlord 164 ポイント165 ポイント  (20子コメント)

      Update: Now I have been banned from the sub for black women, lmfao. I posted there one time sarcastically a month ago, but clearly someone from there is lurking this thread and stalked through my post history trying to get me banned from every other sub, lmfao!

      What's most pathetic is they have to have gone several pages deep in my history to find my one sarcastic post there! Get a fucking job, you fat cunt!

      [–]code_guerillaVerified Shitlord[S] 106 ポイント107 ポイント  (6子コメント)

      Maybe they'll burn a calorie or two frantically hitting F5.

      [–]archimbald 20 ポイント21 ポイント  (4子コメント)

      Naw, they have beetus juice nearby ready to refuel if needed

      [–]pocahonfits 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (2子コメント)

      It's weird how one can be so dedicated yet so, so lazy all at the same time.

      [–]code_guerillaVerified Shitlord[S] 59 ポイント60 ポイント  (5子コメント)

      They always have an excuse about a knee, or a bad back. They fail to realize if they lost the weight those joints would magically work better.

      [–]QueenoftheNorth82 13 ポイント14 ポイント  (0子コメント)

      I have a fucked up hip, yet I still manage to work out. I must be a wizard to be this magical!

      [–]TheMedic89Poland Invader Hitler[M] 103 ポイント104 ポイント  (2子コメント)

      No links to other subreddits and users.

      [–]The_Secret_HaterVerified Shitlord 54 ポイント55 ポイント  (1子コメント)

      Sorry! Fixed.

      [–]TheMedic89Poland Invader Hitler 20 ポイント21 ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Done

      [–]ayotechnologyNCAA Fat Shaming Champion 23 ポイント24 ポイント  (4子コメント)

      If I got banned from college football subreddit or fatpeople hate, I'd basically never be on reddit again.

      [–]The_Secret_HaterVerified Shitlord 12 ポイント13 ポイント  (1子コメント)

      Flair checks out!

      Fortunately Reddit bans are pretty meaningless

      [–]HonorYourBeetusProfessor of Bootiology 63 ポイント64 ポイント  (12子コメント)

      Banned me too, and from several others that i have only lurked and neither commented nor posted. Does that break reddit? To ban people who have never had any activity in your sub just because they post somewhere you don't like? In that case, people from the racists subs should only be able to post in one sub and banned everywhere.

      [–]code_guerillaVerified Shitlord[S] 27 ポイント28 ポイント  (7子コメント)

      I didn't see anything in the site rules against it. It is against the reddiquette, but those are just guidelines.

      It should be against the site rules, you should only ban people for their actions in your subreddit. However that might be counter to reddit admin's mostly hands off approach.

      [–]HonorYourBeetusProfessor of Bootiology 24 ポイント25 ポイント  (4子コメント)

      I'll wait a day for responses and then message admins. People go way to out of their way to marginalize us when we have been proven by admins to not brigade, and we keep our shit nice and neatly contained. I bet every shitlord here conducts themselves accordingly when outside of this sub and still gets shit on.

      [–]jamster83 13 ポイント14 ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Don't bother. Subreddit mods can ban for any reason whatsoever.

      [–]Nick-Cage 40 ポイント41 ポイント  (5子コメント)

      http://i.imgur.com/jj9Eaw0.png

      The mod in question seem to hate white people and is black woman herself. Doesn't appear that offmychest has a problem with that.

      [–]drunkabetes 77 ポイント78 ポイント  (17子コメント)

      I once posted a comment in a finance subreddit* on this account instead of my non-fph one by accident. I was immediately bullied by fatties that went through my history.

      [–]code_guerillaVerified Shitlord[S] 105 ポイント106 ポイント  (4子コメント)

      I wonder how they have the time/energy to go through everyone's post history that they encounter, yet they don't have the time/energy to spend 20 minutes on a stairmaster.

      [–]PM_ME_UR_CUNDISHUNS 41 ポイント42 ポイント  (1子コメント)

      Because that takes motivation. Stagnating in a squeaky computer chair and shoveling underactive thyroid into their mouths is easier than even just doing as many burpees as possible for five minutes.

      [–]ILikeMyBlueEyesFlipped off a mod 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Happens to me too. I don't have a separate account for this sub. I use this account for everything. Honestly, it tickles me when I get hate mail from someone who browsed my history and sees that I am an active member of FPH.

      [–]TheMedic89Poland Invader Hitler[M] 38 ポイント39 ポイント  (9子コメント)

      Don't link to other subreddits

      [–]drunkabetes 20 ポイント21 ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Changed it, sorry!

      [–]Steel_Pump_GorillaVerified AND Handsome 105 ポイント106 ポイント  (36子コメント)

      That sub has gone to shit since the SRS style mods started taking over there. I'm very suspicious that they are starting to get involved in shit here, but I certainly hope that I am wrong.

      [–]code_guerillaVerified Shitlord[S] 45 ポイント46 ポイント  (18子コメント)

      Why do you say that? I thought TPW /u/The_Wizard_Of_Wang is pretty protective of this sub and who gets modded here.

      [–]HomerSimpsonXronizeMetaphorically Hitler 48 ポイント49 ポイント  (12子コメント)

      He is. There is no way in hell a SRS mod will get in here.

      [–]Ergheis 27 ポイント28 ポイント  (4子コメント)

      And if they do, literally everyone leaves. You can't exactly start introducing feel-good tolerance rules without people noticing.

      [–]HomerSimpsonXronizeMetaphorically Hitler 18 ポイント19 ポイント  (3子コメント)

      Yeah. Unless of course they ease people into it. Which is usually how these things are done.

      [–]sketchyadvice77Shitty Guidance Counselor 21 ポイント22 ポイント  (9子コメント)

      I'm with steel pump, we gotta stay vigilant. No offense to you /u/TheMedic89, you guys are top notch to me.

      [–]TheMedic89Poland Invader Hitler 14 ポイント15 ポイント  (8子コメント)

      I mean what are the mods of ORC able to do here?

      [–]AugustEleventhThin Privileged Skinny Bitch 22 ポイント23 ポイント  (9子コメント)

      What am I doing wrong? I post extensively on the fat-hating subs and I have never been banned from other subs, been sent hate mail from fatties, or had another redditor fish through my posting history. I feel so left out.

      *EDIT: Got banned although I have never posted/lurked there. haha Here is the screen shot with my reply. I was also able to block them:

      http://i.imgur.com/9WDZAus.png

      [–]lazynatural9001Verified Shitlord 49 ポイント50 ポイント  (25子コメント)

      LOL, just got banned from blackladies AND offmychest, smh wow the Hippocracy is real. I have never broken any rule beyond being here cause I don't like bs excuses from fat people. it's a dumbass war people and they have chosen sides for us..... As if I care.

      [–]code_guerillaVerified Shitlord[S] 34 ポイント35 ポイント  (6子コメント)

      I wasn't subbed to blackladies, but just went and checked and I'm banned there as well. I wonder what other subs I am banned from that I've never visited.

      [–]lazynatural9001Verified Shitlord 9 ポイント10 ポイント  (0子コメント)

      To be honest I'm more shocked/ exasperated with the idiocy more than anything else.

      [–]norsethunders 11 ポイント12 ポイント  (3子コメント)

      Hmm, makes sense, there are several people modding both... TheYellowRose, TheldesOfLight, twr3x, yellowmix, IrbyTremor. Excluding bots ~60% of the blackladies mods are also mods on offmychest. This is some damn good motivation to finish my app that scrapes subreddits and user profiles to figure out which mods mod other subredditts too. These cabals of moderators are really a cancer here!

      [–]Conquerz 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (2子コメント)

      I wonder why they didnt ban you from askwomen. Askwomen is filled with adiposeamigas with selfsteem issues.

      [–]cynoclast 43 ポイント44 ポイント  (0子コメント)

      I was just banned too! I wasn't even posting there.

      Submit this to /r/subredditcancer the shit is metastasizing.

      [–]AADworkinShitlordAltFempirically Hitler 46 ポイント47 ポイント  (1子コメント)

      You should X-post to FPhfanclub too.

      [–]NabiscoLobstrosityUncontaminated shitlord 133 ポイント134 ポイント  (9子コメント)

      EDIT: guys, STOP BRIGADING!

      Original post: That's very asshole of them. You got a "fuck off and die in a hole". Thats not the right way to treat someone over PMs, especially when they have not broken any rules.

      You're still important to us, no matter what those fatties say.

      [–]liquid-sunshine_ 57 ポイント58 ポイント  (4子コメント)

      No they are real bad over at OffMyChest. They are all very angry very special snowflake superfeminists.

      I say this as an angry feminist myself. But they are a different breed

      [–]le_troll_queen 15 ポイント16 ポイント  (0子コメント)

      and somehow they dislike "hateful people"

      seems ironic

      [–]code_guerillaVerified Shitlord[S] 22 ポイント23 ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Aww schucks...

      [–]crescendolls 9 ポイント10 ポイント  (1子コメント)

      This is so hypocritical! NO INTEGRITY. No integrity if you say one thing and do another. Don't allow hateful subs? "Fuck off and die in a hole." See, this is why this sub is so popular. People are sick of the bullshit. Sick of excuses and fakeness.

      [–]bomi3ster 28 ポイント29 ポイント  (7子コメント)

      Haha, "being mean" on the internet is a crime to these fatties. And to the fatsos, "being mean" is any time you hurt a fee fee.

      That means no debate, no clarification, no further engagement.

      These people judge others based on the content of their internet posts, but judge themselves based on the intentions of their own posts. They believe they have a divine power, and can determine your intentions. They can't comprehend their actions could be misinterpreted, and never consider they could have been mistaken about your intentions.

      They are actual just not very smart. They thrive on their limited authority and attempt to shape their small isolated worlds into a safe place where all feefees are protected. They believe they are making the world a better place. They have sunk hours, time, and effort into these endeavours, and will protect them at almost any cost.

      What they don't realise until it is too late is that eventually they will be on the outside looking in. There are a million reasons, but I think the most common one here is people that were former fatties. You see it time and time again, someone posting about their old life, how they made excuses and had enablers. By eliminating these things and eating right/taking care of their bodies, they were able to evolve into shitlords. But even the ones that try to stay friends with the fatties quickly notice the resentment. The judgment from those that want the will and discipline you have.

      [–]bomi3ster 18 ポイント19 ポイント  (6子コメント)

      Oh wow, these people sure are mad. Just got this message. Didn't even mention them by name in my post.

      [–]code_guerillaVerified Shitlord[S] 19 ポイント20 ポイント  (5子コメント)

      Apparently they are lurking this thread and banning anyone that posts here...

      [–]bomi3ster 25 ポイント26 ポイント  (1子コメント)

      That's awesome. The hilarious part is these people think they are doing something noble. They are standing up for fat rights by attempting to bully people who don't give a shit about them.

      [–]pocahonfits 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (0子コメント)

      They are the true martyrs of our times.

      [–]_SeeD_ 10 ポイント11 ポイント  (1子コメント)

      LOL You just got hamed

      [–]SPEAK__TRUTH 11 ポイント12 ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Ive actually started hating fat people more (if that was even possible) after subbing to fph

      Amazing community of shitlords

      [–]Azagorod 9 ポイント10 ポイント  (0子コメント)

      We do not allow hateful people in this community

      Bans a user because he dislikes/hates another subreddit

      [–]hotpocketweightloss2 17 ポイント18 ポイント  (1子コメント)

      "I'm taking my ball and going home!" And then they stick their tongue out at you. If they had a real reason, they would've told you, so you're right.

      I think there's a "True off my chest" for unfiltered off my chest type posts. This is a war these types will inevitably lose. FPH grows in subscribers by the day for a reason.

      [–]Hokuto199x 21 ポイント22 ポイント  (1子コメント)

      "No clarification, no debate" = we don't have a GOOD reason, just feefees.

      [–]Sorry_IAMA_CanadianOilpatch Shitlord 64 ポイント65 ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Fat mods are the fucking worst. You just know that he/she is an absolute lard of a person and had it's feelings crushed. What a lazy prick.

      [–]SethAndBeans 15 ポイント16 ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Banned from offmychest... by a man with a woman's chest.

      [–]CrushTheSJWSlime 56 ポイント57 ポイント  (5子コメント)

      Get fucked, you fat cunt. Doesn't matter how many people you ban, you'll still be unhealthy and unattractive. Your partner (if you have one) is thinking about a thin person when they sleep with you (if they do) and that will never change. Every thin person is more attractive than you by definition, and always will be.

      [–]bomi3ster 37 ポイント38 ポイント  (1子コメント)

      I'd like to add to this. If you are fat, you probably have a few people in your life that love you. Those people love you DESPITE your weight. If you lost the weight, they'd actually get to love you longer thanks to an increased life expectancy.

      If you are fat, you exist in the world and normal people can see you and judge you. You know this, and it probably makes you sad. Instead of doing something about it, you chose to wallow in your own self pity, and cry about it online.

      If you are fat, you can never hide it. That must really suck. Even really stupid people can just not talk. But fat people can never stop fatting. You will always be judged as less. Your accomplishments will always be tainted. You will never even know how beautiful you can actually be, because you are so caught up in the now, you refuse to invest time and effort into your potentially beautiful body.

      If you are fat, you know it, everyone else knows it. Attempting to change the narrative of what it means to be fat is what you have convinced yourself is your only option. You will continue with this futile effort online, and people in your life will wonder why you don't expend the effort to lose weight and be healthy.

      I love being around fit people. Poor, rich, dumb, or smart, fit people are always more fun to be around than a fat. They smell better too.

      [–]Synchrotr0n 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Reddit moderation in a nutshell.

      [–]BigSwami 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (0子コメント)

      I just visited there to find I've already been banned too. Never once participated in that sub.

      To be honest, I don't really give a shit. Having looked at what people do there, it's just a bunch of whining and crying about poor me and precious little overcoming it.

      [–]ShitlordiusMaximus 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Ban us all you want...at least we're not fat

      [–]Unutuku 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (0子コメント)

      The only reason for banning someone for disliking obesity is that the mod is fat him- or herself. No normal person thinks they need to censor someone who has a preference for health and normal dimensions.

      [–]redgreensunset 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Lol, someones obviously fat and are ashamed of themselves, how pathetic.

      [–]sloegr 11 ポイント12 ポイント  (0子コメント)

      That's why I ended up deleting my first Reddit account and making one new regular account and one FPH account. It might be a little "cowardly" to hide like that but it makes life so much easier. Avoids things like:

      "Baby bunnies are so cute! I love baby bunnies!"

      "Banned for hating fat people."

      [–]JuanTawnJawn 20 ポイント21 ポイント  (8子コメント)

      I hope the hambeasts see this post and take the time to read every. single. comment...

      [–]DoyouevendietPrancing Shitlord 18 ポイント19 ポイント  (7子コメント)

      Apparently there's some hambeast mod from another sub banning everyone who's posted in this thread. His feefees must be hurt.

      [–]MUSinfonian 14 ポイント15 ポイント  (5子コメント)

      Please ban me then from whatever Subreddit that would fucking be.

      [–]DoyouevendietPrancing Shitlord 13 ポイント14 ポイント  (4子コメント)

      I haven't been banned yet. It must have passed from all that typing. Too much cardio for an obeast.

      [–]JustAPaddy 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (1子コメント)

      I want to banned too! It's not fair :(

      [–]DoyouevendietPrancing Shitlord 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Just blame your condishuns

      [–]eat-less 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (1子コメント)

      They have to take a break, the amount of mouse movement required to ban so many peoples is a shit ton of exercise for a ham

      I haven't been banned yet and I feel left out :0( I haven't even gotten hate mail yet... sigh, I'm a shitlord padawan

      [–]geniusou 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

      There's two subs banning everyone, suspected to be using bots to autoblock others.

      [–]HerbalGerbalNigel Waters - International man of mystery 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

      They banned me for nothing, so I assume it's a shit subreddit.

      Everytime I've looked in there there is also some fat bitch talking about her weight and getting upvoted. Same posts over and over, same obese morons upvoting them

      [–]SordidDreams 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Nothing worse than a small-minded person with a small amount of power; it's a rock-solid guarantee they will abuse it every chance they get.

      [–]TheHeavyWeapon 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Subscribed to this subreddit just now so I can comment here and get banned from subreddits modded by O-beasts. I dont wanna go to your shitty subreddits anyway if youre just gonna be hippo-crits about free speech and body image you fat shits.

      [–]patriarchyinspectorPrime Minister of Shitlordistan 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (2子コメント)

      This is lame because they had to go through your post history to try to find this information. That's firmly in the Stalker Sarah territory.

      [–]Corruption22Verified Shitlady 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (0子コメント)

      No hateful people, my ass. Every one has hate in them.

      Damn fucking right I hate the fat fucks who ate themselves immobile and abuse facilities for the infirm and elderly.

      We hate how most people have become disgusting, jiggly, whiny sacks of shit with no discipline or self respect. It's only natural. The human race needs to survive and it won't at this rate. It's not wrong to hate that. Hate can lead to good things. Like fatties putting down the mayonnaise and ordering a beautiful salad with raw veggies and no dressing because someone rightfully shamed them.

      People will hate you because you're fat. There's no debate. Move on. You might not like us as people for our opinions but we don't like you either based on yours. It's a two way street.

      [–]horse__tornadoVerified shit 11 ポイント12 ポイント  (1子コメント)

      A fatty tried to get me banned from *a certian circlejerk version of makeupaddiction today after looking at my post history. Sorry fatty, it didn't work

      *quickly edited to comply with the no linking rule

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        [–]Polioud 11 ポイント12 ポイント  (0子コメント)

        Second highest thread there is this: "To women : Men can't change their height, you can easily change your weight." (won't link directly as I understand it's against the rules)

        So... which one of you brilliant people is behind it? Kudos for a job well done sir/madam.

        [–]DeepFriedCondishunswith a side of feefees 15 ポイント16 ポイント  (1子コメント)

        My favorite rule is "Angry rants are not allowed."

        What the fuck is the point of the sub then? It's fucking called "off my chest!"

        That sub went down the shitter a long time ago.

        Also, I hate fat fucks.

        [–]Duckkks[🍰] 26 ポイント27 ポイント  (7子コメント)

        Sigh... That's what happens when the Internet is run by whales

        [–]slimma 13 ポイント14 ポイント  (1子コメント)

        I was banned from there for telling a girl who was skinny shamed that she's hotter than any obese person. "Broke rule #2". No love allowed for the poor skinny girl. Oh well, enjoy your disgusting fatty sub.

        [–]MarbleCherries 10 ポイント11 ポイント  (0子コメント)

        What a cunt. Wah wah wah crybaby fat sacks of shit. Clearly they are on a power trip. At least op has the power to stand up unaided and walk a mile.

        [–]SinonSinonSinon 10 ポイント11 ポイント  (0子コメント)

        thats just pathetic.

        [–]Disappear_vanish 9 ポイント10 ポイント  (3子コメント)

        It's so easy to get banned from that sub. The mods are super shitty.

        [–]haiku_robot 9 ポイント10 ポイント  (2子コメント)

        It's so easy to 
        get banned from that sub. The mods 
        are super shitty. 
        

        [–]McBurgerintolerant homosexual with no sense of irony 9 ポイント10 ポイント  (1子コメント)

        Haha. I just got my ban too.

        http://i.imgur.com/8C9zkCH.png

        Never even heard of them prior to this rando-ban.

        [–]primekhaos 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

        I got banned from offmychest for a really inane reason as well, despite how many people I have helped since I joined reddit. The mods are really arbitrary and its really too bad.

        [–]nosleepatall 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

        Something is telling me that the responsible mod has a quite lot he fails to get off his chest (and other body areas).

        [–]ShitlordAccountDented Shitlord 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

        This is hilarious. You're no longer allowed to rant because you're submitted here.

        Call the whaaaambulance...or post about it on Offmychest.

        [–]blandboringusername 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

        When someone expects you to do something, I guess they mean business. <ahem> Thanks for the heads up, OP. Will avoid that sub. Call it a proactive sub-ban if you like.

        [–]Zero_Teche 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

        So they're a bunch of children, basically.

        [–]shitlorder 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

        Turning into some real subreddit drama.... oh my

        [–]quippersCuuuurvless 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

        I got a ban notice earlier today as well and I've never commented there. I don't even go there anymore because all the posts are just people whining for attention. I think they cross referenced their subscribers with commenters from here. That takes hours of dedicated work. I wonder what else they could put all that energy into that would better their lives? Any thoughts FPH? I'm drawing a blank...

        [–]Devout 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (1子コメント)

        Don't stress it man. People who have no power or control over their lives often live out their fantasies by becoming internet mods.

        [–]CatModeVerified Shitlord 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (0子コメント)

        Funny how that sub allows hate for republicans, and anti vaxxers, and just about anything else that reddit loves to circle jerk over. Just can't hate fatties!

        [–]Twodollarsuckysucky 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

        Someone needs to lose weight

        [–]muhguhneticsVerified Shitlady 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (1子コメント)

        We've made /all everyday for the past couple days now, I love it.

        [–]RossBoss95Verified Shitlord 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (1子コメント)

        So many fat moderators. The worst by far is r/creepypms i got banned from there because ive postee here and in tumblr in action just ridiculous

        [–]Verbank 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

        reddit has become really quite like tumblr as of late, chalk it up to the popularity of the site I guess, no good comes from being mainstream, Kurt Cobain is an example of this.

        [–]Nutella_Sandwich 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

        Please remember the person you are talking to is a human and please be respectful.

        Right from underneath their own post submission box. What kind of nanny sub are they running there...

        [–]BelieveInDoge 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

        Disgusting fat piece of shit. Banning someone on the internet is probably the only form of power theyl ever have in their miserable life. Let them have it.

        [–]ChicagoSunroof 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (0子コメント)

        Found the fatty!

        [–]thinsplaining 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

        Fat pig confirmed.

        [–]ModernOlive 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

        I love this sub reddit. You all are great.

        [–]Manny7000 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

        I think offmychest reached the Godzilla threshold.

        [–]woahham 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

        Sounds like they're banning people posting in this thread, so bring it on you fat, slovenly, sweaty lumps.

        [–]demonictard 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

        The butthurt is real.

        [–]RiotsoOP 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (1子コメント)

        I spend no time in this subreddit and came here from r/ all. Are they legit banning everyone? That's probably a little unfair.

        [–]gghgggVerified Shitlord 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

        LOL She's so fucking fat too. Read he posts - fat person words.

        [–]Guy_who_makes_GIFs 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

        Fuck that subreddit. The mods are all SJWs that will ban for little to no reason unless you're only being offensive to people who aren't fat, female, gay, or non-white.

        Edit: Ayyy, whaddaya know? Got banned for this. Pathetic!

        [–]YourgonnabeSurprised 16 ポイント17 ポイント  (0子コメント)

        Make fun of a fedora wearing, neck beard and no one bats an eye. Make fun of a fat person and everyone loses their mind... Reddits double standard

        [–]IVIaskeradeThis is thin privilege 10 ポイント11 ポイント  (0子コメント)

        Offmychest was lost to the SRS horde a while ago. Long live r/TrueOffMyChest!

        [–]Mshake6192 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (4子コメント)

        Me too! I haven't even posted there, EVER and I just got a message that I was banned. haha wtf?

        [–]Cup_and_Saucer 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (3子コメント)

        I think they're lurking this thread and enjoying the righteous wash of power they get from giving us our just desserts.

        [–]Mshake6192 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

        But i really don't even post here. 1 article a week or 2 ago. that's it haha

        [–]Beastly_Squirrel 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (1子コメント)

        I'm now subscribed yo r/fatpeoplehate

        [–]CJ090 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (4子コメント)

        People on reddit are so quick to judge. I a black and I once posted on /r/coontown to try and show those ignorant people that not all black people are idiots like Youngthug or chief keef. A few days later someone on /r/subredditdrama went through my post and called his comrades to downvote me to the depths of Hades because I posted on there as well as post on here.

        [–]ILikeMyBlueEyesFlipped off a mod 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

        Don't worry. I was banned from there as well.

        [–]tehspamninja 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

        If they're reading this, ban me too you oversensitive fucks.

        [–]its_me_bitches11 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

        Current hot topics there: "Skinny Shaming", "I like skinny women" and the best one "It makes me sad when fat girls hit on me on dating sites" too funny

        [–]SirJiggart 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

        Happened to me too. Not really bothered.

        [–]SavingSelf 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

        Nothing worse than stupid frolicking opinionated mods. I thought mods were meant to look after the best interest for the sub and apply the same rules to everyone. How can you just ban someone on a whim due to their beliefs and when they diplomatically try to question it, tell them to go away?

        I remember this happening a year or maybe longer on /creepypms. I said that one of the posts was just a joke and that the person who sent it probably meant nothing by it, got banned and when I tried to tell them that wasn't fair, I got told I was rationalising rape (this was before I learned about SJWs and terms like "rape culture") and that I was creepy myself.

        [–]Nby36 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

        What we have here is what I like to call a "whole lotta baby back bitches". Somebody thinks they're special because they moderate a subforum. That's so cute!

        [–]jetpackswasyesV2 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (1子コメント)

        Quite literally have never posted here, but fuck the mentality of all these mods who power trip and act like hypocrites. All you do is galvanize people's disdain for you and look like a bunch of asshats in the meantime.

        Here's a thought of something to get off your chest, those big ass man tits. Do your heart a favor, put down the cheeseburger and the superjug drink from 7-11 and go for a walk. Next week go for a run. When you aren't busy blaming other people for your problems it may just improve your general outlook on life at the same time. Double whammy.

        [–]1youngone 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

        "We do not allow hateful people in this community". Oh, right like no one in that community has ever felt hatred before. God, they're so self-righteous.

        [–]G-42 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (1子コメント)

        I just got banned from /offmychest, and I've never even visited it, let alone posted there. They sure are desperate to protect their precious echo chamber, aren't they?

        [–]MaliciousLeviathan 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

        I got banned from there for saying minorities can be racist, what a bunch of cunts.

        [–]DrTransFertilityVan 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

        I was banned from that subreddit too for something similar. I posted on off my chest about how I was pretty sick and tired of this girl at my job complaining about all of her ailments from being overweight but then not doing anything about it to lose weight. what I can only assume was the same moderator, banned me for it and said it was because I was fat shaming. is the moderators of off my chest are some of the same moderators from creepy PMS. they are a bunch of overweight disgusting women.

        [–]PolioKitty 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

        So I heard there were free bans?

        [–]Mileebas 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

        Another victim of the fee fee brigade