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[–]TattooedWifeVerified wife and mother 1255 ポイント1256 ポイント  (126子コメント)

Someone was on a fucking power trip! Ahem.... FOUND THE FATTY!

[–]code_guerillaVerified Shitlord[S] 636 ポイント637 ポイント  (108子コメント)

It was actually from a few different mods, so there may be a fatty cabal running the subreddit.

[–]jawk3dCan Lift Landwhales 408 ポイント409 ポイント  (59子コメント)

Fat people... On reddit? No way!!

[–]code_guerillaVerified Shitlord[S] 293 ポイント294 ポイント  (5子コメント)

I get so used to interactions here and on the sister subs that I forget what it's like in the wild.

[–]OhLard 128 ポイント129 ポイント  (1子コメント)

The name was your first clue. Nobody has more to get "off their chest" than man-titted land whales.

[–]WEIGHED 43 ポイント44 ポイント  (0子コメント)

"Dear diary, today the elevator was down, so I had to walk up THREE FLIGHTS of steps. Stupid elevator mechanics!"

[–]Gallows9 26 ポイント27 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Sometimes I see a fat hate poster on another sub and it's like a ray of hope that this could someday be commonplace.

[–]Phteven_jVerified Shitlord 104 ポイント105 ポイント  (50子コメント)

on reddit anywhere

In 2015, it's never surprising.

EDIT: FYI I was banned from offmychest for this comment. Logic!

[–]Snarglebargle 86 ポイント87 ポイント  (1子コメント)

ATTENTION, FAT FUCKS WHO RUN R/OFFMYCHEST: I go to /r/trueoffmychest anyways.

[–]FragCakes 18 ポイント19 ポイント  (0子コメント)

subbed.

[–]FlowersOfSinVerified Shitlesbian 60 ポイント61 ポイント  (16子コメント)

It will take them a while to ban our 97k users.

[–]CptnAhabb 71 ポイント72 ポイント  (14子コメント)

Lets just remember to not actually all go over there just to attempt getting banned. That actually IS brigading and thats the last thing we need.

[–]FlowersOfSinVerified Shitlesbian 43 ポイント44 ポイント  (9子コメント)

We don't need to shoot at someone who shoots at themselves.

[–]MUSinfonian 28 ポイント29 ポイント  (5子コメント)

[–]johnEbravo 52 ポイント53 ポイント  (4子コメント)

[–]MUSinfonian 23 ポイント24 ポイント  (1子コメント)

My apologies, mine was too healthy.

[–]CJ090 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I may be a shitlord but I can't deny wanting that in my mouth.

[–]stevie_weebeeHatemonger 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Just in case any grease beasts from /r/offmymantits are lurking I'd like to be banned from your shitty whine fest too.

[–]AE1360Verified Shitlord 34 ポイント35 ポイント  (11子コメント)

LOL those fat fucks are browsing through here banning people?

[–]FragCakes 10 ポイント11 ポイント  (10子コメント)

They obviously have a bot.

[–]AE1360Verified Shitlord 33 ポイント34 ポイント  (8子コメント)

Not a good one. Still not banned there. It is fat, lazy, and slow. Probably took a break for a breather.

[–]code_guerillaVerified Shitlord[S] 31 ポイント32 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Wow that was fast.

[–]FragCakes 23 ポイント24 ポイント  (3子コメント)

hey! I want to get banned by fatty SJWs TOO!!

EDIT: Damn that was quick. They obviously have a bot. Oh well, nothing of value was lost.

[–]fallin_up 12 ポイント13 ポイント  (0子コメント)

So you mean if I comment here I'll also get banned by land whales on a keyboard power trip?

What a loss...

[–]Pixelrag3 13 ポイント14 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Can i be next fat fucks? I dont even care for your shitty sub anyway :).

[–]bangedmyexesmomThe needs of the shitlords outweigh the needs of the obese 10 ポイント11 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Lmao not even trying to hide it anymore

[–]54NGU1N3P3NGU1N 26 ポイント27 ポイント  (0子コメント)

lolol and we're the brigade. Riiiiiight.

[–]deadtime3am 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

The fatties are obviously mad.

[–]Death_Queef 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Requesting a ban from the hamplanets.

[–]captainkaleb 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (0子コメント)

ohhh, can I join the banned from offmychest club? I also hate fatties btw.

[–]shitkek 27 ポイント28 ポイント  (2子コメント)

The run the subreddit as they see fit. Unfortunately in real life, they probably don't run, nor are they fit.

[–]running-shorts 80 ポイント81 ポイント  (21子コメント)

Reddit is run by fat people. We're the last survivors.

[–]code_guerillaVerified Shitlord[S] 48 ポイント49 ポイント  (13子コメント)

Hell we're outnumbered in real life in many parts of the world.

[–]teckredditDark Lord of the Shit 29 ポイント30 ポイント  (9子コメント)

I used that BBC BMI comparison, and there is not a single country on the planet including fucking ERITREA which has the lowest average BMI in the world, in which the average person has a lower BMI than I do.

Literally, I am below average no matter where I go and I still think I'd look better if I lost 10 pounds.

[–]code_guerillaVerified Shitlord[S] 13 ポイント14 ポイント  (6子コメント)

Do you have an active link to that calculator? It sounds interesting but I can't find an active one.

[–]Nietzyzzche 14 ポイント15 ポイント  (5子コメント)

it's just a normal bmi calc, but it tells you the average BMI of regions/countries. also, it tells you things like:

Asia has 61% of the world’s population but only 13% of world biomass, i.e 3 fifths of the people in the world only account for 1 eight of the weight of all the people in the world

[–]yourhero7Verified Shitlord 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Asia has 61% of the world’s population but only 13% of world biomass, i.e 3 fifths of the people in the world only account for 1 eight of the weight of all the people in the world

That can't be right. If we assumed that the average weight was 100 lbs for each person in Asia (probably high considering the number of children and lack of fatties) that means that the remaining 40% of the world would have an average weight of 1000 lbs. And that is not a typo.

[–]code_guerillaVerified Shitlord[S] 10 ポイント11 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Yeah and that's the part I wanted to play with.

[–]Dyolf_Knip 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Looks like this, but while the page is there, the actual calculator is not.

[–]pajaimers 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Well, it's more likely that people are going to have a BMI of 30 than 10. It could just be something similar to how the average number of legs people have is below 2.

[–]teckredditDark Lord of the Shit 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

True. I never considered that. So median BMI would be more accurate then.

[–]MakingItWorthit 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Darwinian law still applies. One day, the ubermensch shall appear and lead us out of the thralls of obesity.

[–]running-shorts 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Thus spoke Zarathustra! Lol. I love Nietzsche.

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    [–]code_guerillaVerified Shitlord[S] 18 ポイント19 ポイント  (3子コメント)

    Aaaand it's gone.

    [–]Lord_Dog 10 ポイント11 ポイント  (2子コメント)

    You are not joking it really is gone (O_O)

    Btw op in their rule stands

    If you wish to discuss or have a complaint with our moderation or rules, or you've been warned for a rule violation, message us. Attempts to address these things in the comment section will be removed. Message us for permission prior to making a meta post or it will be removed. Click here to message the mods.

    Try asking another mod who is not on a powertrip.

    [–]Muzzygooner 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    I also got banned right now for this..."It makes me sad when fat girls contact me on dating sites."

    [–]M0rgasmShitlord of the Pit 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Looks like some shitlords are there as we speak fighting the good fight!.

    [–]Egalitaristen 15 ポイント16 ポイント  (1子コメント)

    I've been through that on that sub, they are literary the worst mods on reddit.

    I got banned because I politely suggested a rule change (they had made new rules), they didn't like "my attitude" and banned me. The day after the rules were changed to my suggestion, so I messaged them again asking if I could be let back. Nope.

    Since then I've learned to move on from subs that are run by crazy mods and don't mind one bit if I'm banned from subs that would ban me on their whim.

    [–]jesusworesandalsVerified Shitlord 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    I lurk on that sub. Refuse to post, but I'll occasionally pm people with kind words and advice. Can't stand the hive mentality in the comments there.

    [–]BertRenolds 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    I just got banned as well, I have never posted there,

    [–]alphamale006 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    fatty cabal is my new favorite word

    [–]kameegaming 11 ポイント12 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Maybe they should try and get the fat off their chest

    [–]MrSejuani 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    What a bunch of fucking Nazis

    [–]FPSFairy 40 ポイント41 ポイント  (3子コメント)

    I just got banned from there five minutes ago. I don't remember visiting, much less posting on, that sub. Definitely a fatty with WAY too much time on their hands who's on a power trip.

    [–]thats_is_not_my_dick 12 ポイント13 ポイント  (1子コメント)

    So they are in this sub and just banning people based on if you post here? Is that within the rules of reddit? Essentially isn't the Mods doing this, harassing members of this community?

    [–]HomerSimpsonXronizeMetaphorically Hitler 9 ポイント10 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    They can ban people for whatever reason they want. They control that subreddit just like how we control this one.

    [–]mlkt 249 ポイント250 ポイント  (14子コメント)

    Yeah that sub is filled with SJWs. You didn't lose anything of value

    [–]MumiTrold 74 ポイント75 ポイント  (5子コメント)

    Agreed.

    I got a ban because I had made a reply to a guy who had made a reply to a guy from a racist subreddit.

    [–]eat_a_dick_por_favorCardio Siren 61 ポイント62 ポイント  (4子コメント)

    Lmao! I got banned for telling someone to love their body. I guess even body positivity for thin people is frowned on over there.

    [–]Bug_Catcher_Joey 44 ポイント45 ポイント  (1子コメント)

    Don't you know? Every body type is beautiful and sexy. Unless you're skinny. Because that's just disgusting and you probably have an eating disorder and spend like 6 hours a day slaving in the gym. Plus who could ever find a sack of bones attractive?

    [–]eat_a_dick_por_favorCardio Siren 18 ポイント19 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Inorite??!! Diets are basically anorexia, plus 95% of diets fail and when your genetics aren't being oppressed by those awful diets, you can gain your true womanly form.

    [–]TheFilliPan 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (1子コメント)

    Damn I'm not banned yet. I feel left out now.

    [–]eat_a_dick_por_favorCardio Siren 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Just make a comment that implies you have an IQ higher than 100. They'll be sure to ban you.

    [–]TheShitlordBellossomFlower Shitlord 27 ポイント28 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    It's just another SRS bitch sub

    [–]TheFrenchBaguette 384 ポイント385 ポイント  (4子コメント)

    That last line translates as 'Oh fuck, he's using logical arguments. Instead of trying to defend our position, let's just say "go away" in the most condescending way possible, yeah that'll show him.'
    Fucking fat shits.

    [–]code_guerillaVerified Shitlord[S] 184 ポイント185 ポイント  (1子コメント)

    It's the internet equivalent of sticking your fingers in your ears and saying "La La La I can't hear you."

    [–]Steel_Pump_GorillaVerified AND Handsome 39 ポイント40 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Also when someone says, "I'm bored with you, now."

    [–]JoeystalsLiterally Stalin 11 ポイント12 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    lol. Or it's a fatty that got banned from here by one of our mods and was like, "No Dissent!!! I'll show you no dissent!!!"

    [–]FukRPolitics 47 ポイント48 ポイント  (6子コメント)

    /r/offmychest is SRS cancer.

    [–]pocahonfits 11 ポイント12 ポイント  (4子コメント)

    If it's a place to confess things, I don't see what they're accomplishing by banning anyone who disagrees with them.

    [–]code_guerillaVerified Shitlord[S] 9 ポイント10 ポイント  (3子コメント)

    It's a "safe" place ... whatever that means.

    [–]pocahonfits 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (1子コメント)

    So you can confess to murdering someone but not hating fat people?

    [–]convenientreplacemen 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Yes. That is, as long as the person you murdered isnt any kind of minority, actual or imaginary. So confessing to killing white people thats ok, anything other than that, banned.

    [–]Rienuaa 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    I was banned a few months ago for ripping some girl a new one. She was complaining about girls and video games. Apparently, other girls don't get a say.

    [–]FormerLardAss 165 ポイント166 ポイント  (3子コメント)

    You hurt the fatties fee fees and you didn't even have to try!

    [–]code_guerillaVerified Shitlord[S] 73 ポイント74 ポイント  (2子コメント)

    Much like real life we can hurt obeasts' fee-fees just by being present. It's like a shitlord super power, shaming people simply by having a healthy level of body fat.

    [–]adrian_n 19 ポイント20 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Thin priviledge.

    [–]The_Secret_HaterVerified Shitlord 96 ポイント97 ポイント  (28子コメント)

    I was banned from the college football sub yesterday because [Some Fat Douche] wouldn't STFU and leave one of our members alone (made multiple irrelevant posts about how nobody should feel sorry for him despite a string of awful life events bc of his posts here) so I asked why he was mad.

    I've been there for months but I guess some whiny fatass mod (I'm imagining a lardass former jock who was going to walk on at Georgia Tech if it wasn't for that bum knee!) finally found out that /u/The_Secret_Hater is... a hater.

    [–]The_Secret_HaterVerified Shitlord 71 ポイント72 ポイント  (9子コメント)

    Update: Now I have been banned from the sub for black women, lmfao. I posted there one time sarcastically a month ago, but clearly someone from there is lurking this thread and stalked through my post history trying to get me banned from every other sub, lmfao!

    What's most pathetic is they have to have gone several pages deep in my history to find my one sarcastic post there! Get a fucking job, you fat cunt!

    [–]code_guerillaVerified Shitlord[S] 37 ポイント38 ポイント  (1子コメント)

    Maybe they'll burn a calorie or two frantically hitting F5.

    [–]archimbald 9 ポイント10 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Naw, they have beetus juice nearby ready to refuel if needed

    [–]pocahonfits 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (1子コメント)

    It's weird how one can be so dedicated yet so, so lazy all at the same time.

    [–]TheMedic89Poland Invader Hitler[M] 70 ポイント71 ポイント  (2子コメント)

    No links to other subreddits and users.

    [–]The_Secret_HaterVerified Shitlord 30 ポイント31 ポイント  (1子コメント)

    Sorry! Fixed.

    [–]TheMedic89Poland Invader Hitler 16 ポイント17 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Done

    [–]code_guerillaVerified Shitlord[S] 42 ポイント43 ポイント  (4子コメント)

    They always have an excuse about a knee, or a bad back. They fail to realize if they lost the weight those joints would magically work better.

    [–]QueenoftheNorth82 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    I have a fucked up hip, yet I still manage to work out. I must be a wizard to be this magical!

    [–]ayotechnologyNCAA Fat Shaming Champion 12 ポイント13 ポイント  (3子コメント)

    If I got banned from college football subreddit or fatpeople hate, I'd basically never be on reddit again.

    [–]The_Secret_HaterVerified Shitlord 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Flair checks out!

    Fortunately Reddit bans are pretty meaningless

    [–]lazynatural9001Verified Shitlord 17 ポイント18 ポイント  (4子コメント)

    LOL, just got banned from blackladies AND offmychest, smh wow the Hippocracy is real. I have never broken any rule beyond being here cause I don't like bs excuses from fat people. it's a dumbass war people and they have chosen sides for us..... As if I care.

    [–]code_guerillaVerified Shitlord[S] 16 ポイント17 ポイント  (2子コメント)

    I wasn't subbed to blackladies, but just went and checked and I'm banned there as well. I wonder what other subs I am banned from that I've never visited.

    [–]lazynatural9001Verified Shitlord 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    To be honest I'm more shocked/ exasperated with the idiocy more than anything else.

    [–]gobblegeek 17 ポイント18 ポイント  (4子コメント)

    Testing ban. Fat. Fat. Fat.

    [–]Steel_Pump_GorillaVerified AND Handsome 54 ポイント55 ポイント  (25子コメント)

    That sub has gone to shit since the SRS style mods started taking over there. I'm very suspicious that they are starting to get involved in shit here, but I certainly hope that I am wrong.

    [–]code_guerillaVerified Shitlord[S] 24 ポイント25 ポイント  (10子コメント)

    Why do you say that? I thought TPW /u/The_Wizard_Of_Wang is pretty protective of this sub and who gets modded here.

    [–]HomerSimpsonXronizeMetaphorically Hitler 23 ポイント24 ポイント  (7子コメント)

    He is. There is no way in hell a SRS mod will get in here.

    [–]Ergheis 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (2子コメント)

    And if they do, literally everyone leaves. You can't exactly start introducing feel-good tolerance rules without people noticing.

    [–]sketchyadvice77Shitty Guidance Counselor 12 ポイント13 ポイント  (9子コメント)

    I'm with steel pump, we gotta stay vigilant. No offense to you /u/TheMedic89, you guys are top notch to me.

    [–]TheMedic89Poland Invader Hitler 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    What do you mean with ''shit here''?

    [–]AADworkinShitlordAltFempirically Hitler 34 ポイント35 ポイント  (1子コメント)

    You should X-post to FPhfanclub too.

    [–]code_guerillaVerified Shitlord[S] 15 ポイント16 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Done, thanks for the new subreddit.

    [–]pedazzle 29 ポイント30 ポイント  (2子コメント)

    Interesting. I just logged on, made a couple posts here in this subreddit and immediately got a message saying I was banned from there too. I didn't even go to their subreddit. So I assume they are just lurking here and clicking usernames as they pop up as new posts. What an intriguing life they lead.

    [–]NeonRedSharpieNeonRedShitlord 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    I want a ban...

    [–]NabiscoLobstrosityUncontaminated shitlord 62 ポイント63 ポイント  (5子コメント)

    That's very asshole of them. You got a "fuck off and die in a hole". Thats not the right way to treat someone over PMs, especially when they have not broken any rules.

    You're still important to us, no matter what those fatties say.

    [–]liquid-sunshine_ 27 ポイント28 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    No they are real bad over at OffMyChest. They are all very angry very special snowflake superfeminists.

    I say this as an angry feminist myself. But they are a different breed

    [–]le_troll_queen 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    and somehow they dislike "hateful people"

    seems ironic

    [–]code_guerillaVerified Shitlord[S] 13 ポイント14 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Aww schucks...

    [–]drunkabetes 38 ポイント39 ポイント  (9子コメント)

    I once posted a comment in a finance subreddit* on this account instead of my non-fph one by accident. I was immediately bullied by fatties that went through my history.

    [–]code_guerillaVerified Shitlord[S] 54 ポイント55 ポイント  (2子コメント)

    I wonder how they have the time/energy to go through everyone's post history that they encounter, yet they don't have the time/energy to spend 20 minutes on a stairmaster.

    [–]PM_ME_UR_CUNDISHUNS 23 ポイント24 ポイント  (1子コメント)

    Because that takes motivation. Stagnating in a squeaky computer chair and shoveling underactive thyroid into their mouths is easier than even just doing as many burpees as possible for five minutes.

    [–]TheMedic89Poland Invader Hitler[M] 18 ポイント19 ポイント  (4子コメント)

    Don't link to other subreddits

    [–]ILikeMyBlueEyesFlipped off a mod 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Happens to me too. I don't have a separate account for this sub. I use this account for everything. Honestly, it tickles me when I get hate mail from someone who browsed my history and sees that I am an active member of FPH.

    [–]HonorYourBeetusProfessor of Bootiology 25 ポイント26 ポイント  (11子コメント)

    Banned me too, and from several others that i have only lurked and neither commented nor posted. Does that break reddit? To ban people who have never had any activity in your sub just because they post somewhere you don't like? In that case, people from the racists subs should only be able to post in one sub and banned everywhere.

    [–]Yanrogue 24 ポイント25 ポイント  (6子コメント)

    Damn that is one upset fatty with too much free time.

    [–]pedazzle 11 ポイント12 ポイント  (3子コメント)

    I assume there isn't much else to do when they can't even get up and go for a walk.

    [–]IVIaskeradeThis is thin privilege 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Offmychest was lost to the SRS horde a while ago. Long live r/TrueOffMyChest!

    [–]SethAndBeans 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Banned from offmychest... by a man with a woman's chest.

    [–]sadmagic 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    lol please send them at least one message a day forever

    [–]cynoclast 19 ポイント20 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    I was just banned too! I wasn't even posting there.

    Submit this to /r/subredditcancer the shit is metastasizing.

    [–]Malithion 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Pssh call it: "offmyfupa"

    [–]_SeeD_ 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    LOL You just got hamed

    [–]squiddildo 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    I feel like this is the only sub where the users are mature enough not to judge people off their post history. If it's not relevant to the conversation who gives a flying fuck? Oh yeah. Fat people.

    [–]Sorry_IAMA_CanadianOilpatch Shitlord 37 ポイント38 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Fat mods are the fucking worst. You just know that he/she is an absolute lard of a person and had it's feelings crushed. What a lazy prick.

    [–]AugustEleventhThin Privileged Skinny Bitch 10 ポイント11 ポイント  (3子コメント)

    What am I doing wrong? I post extensively on the fat-hating subs and I have never been banned from other subs, been sent hate mail from fatties, or had another redditor fish through my posting history. I feel so left out.

    [–]Snarglebargle 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Post here with your popped cherry when you get banned for being in this thread!

    [–]charleshk 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Definitely a butter golem.

    [–]Polioud 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Second highest thread there is this: "To women : Men can't change their height, you can easily change your weight." (won't link directly as I understand it's against the rules)

    So... which one of you brilliant people is behind it? Kudos for a job well done sir/madam.

    [–]iDemonix 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Yeah I got the same treatment, there's some land-whale of a moderator who is subscribed to mainly fat-love and strong-black-woman subreddits, basically bans everyone with anything bad to say about her blubberous kind.

    [–]BigSwami 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    I just visited there to find I've already been banned too. Never once participated in that sub.

    To be honest, I don't really give a shit. Having looked at what people do there, it's just a bunch of whining and crying about poor me and precious little overcoming it.

    [–]randomthrowaway7890 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (1子コメント)

    I just got banned from offmychest as well even though I didn't say anything wrong? Wtf? Is it only because I'm subbed here? That can't be, that's ridiculous

    [–]SordidDreams 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Nothing worse than a small-minded person with a small amount of power; it's a rock-solid guarantee they will abuse it every chance they get.

    [–]hotpocketweightloss2 11 ポイント12 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    "I'm taking my ball and going home!" And then they stick their tongue out at you. If they had a real reason, they would've told you, so you're right.

    I think there's a "True off my chest" for unfiltered off my chest type posts. This is a war these types will inevitably lose. FPH grows in subscribers by the day for a reason.

    [–]bomi3ster 14 ポイント15 ポイント  (5子コメント)

    Haha, "being mean" on the internet is a crime to these fatties. And to the fatsos, "being mean" is any time you hurt a fee fee.

    That means no debate, no clarification, no further engagement.

    These people judge others based on the content of their internet posts, but judge themselves based on the intentions of their own posts. They believe they have a divine power, and can determine your intentions. They can't comprehend their actions could be misinterpreted, and never consider they could have been mistaken about your intentions.

    They are actual just not very smart. They thrive on their limited authority and attempt to shape their small isolated worlds into a safe place where all feefees are protected. They believe they are making the world a better place. They have sunk hours, time, and effort into these endeavours, and will protect them at almost any cost.

    What they don't realise until it is too late is that eventually they will be on the outside looking in. There are a million reasons, but I think the most common one here is people that were former fatties. You see it time and time again, someone posting about their old life, how they made excuses and had enablers. By eliminating these things and eating right/taking care of their bodies, they were able to evolve into shitlords. But even the ones that try to stay friends with the fatties quickly notice the resentment. The judgment from those that want the will and discipline you have.

    [–]bomi3ster 13 ポイント14 ポイント  (4子コメント)

    Oh wow, these people sure are mad. Just got this message. Didn't even mention them by name in my post.

    [–]code_guerillaVerified Shitlord[S] 9 ポイント10 ポイント  (3子コメント)

    Apparently they are lurking this thread and banning anyone that posts here...

    [–]bomi3ster 18 ポイント19 ポイント  (1子コメント)

    That's awesome. The hilarious part is these people think they are doing something noble. They are standing up for fat rights by attempting to bully people who don't give a shit about them.

    [–]DeepFriedCondishunswith a side of feefees 10 ポイント11 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    My favorite rule is "Angry rants are not allowed."

    What the fuck is the point of the sub then? It's fucking called "off my chest!"

    That sub went down the shitter a long time ago.

    Also, I hate fat fucks.

    [–]HerbalGerbalNigel Waters - International man of mystery 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    They banned me for nothing, so I assume it's a shit subreddit.

    Everytime I've looked in there there is also some fat bitch talking about her weight and getting upvoted. Same posts over and over, same obese morons upvoting them

    [–]primekhaos 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    I got banned from offmychest for a really inane reason as well, despite how many people I have helped since I joined reddit. The mods are really arbitrary and its really too bad.

    [–]nosleepatall 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Something is telling me that the responsible mod has a quite lot he fails to get off his chest (and other body areas).

    [–]medieval-vasectomy 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    ironically, by banning shitlords, fatties push us into creating alt accounts thus making FPHs subscribers rise.

    fat people are disgusting

    [–]Synchrotr0n 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Reddit moderation in a nutshell.

    [–]There_Be_Whales_Here 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (2子コメント)

    I just got banned too. It's awesome. I'm not even sure why.

    [–]whosthat1guy 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (1子コメント)

    Me too. But to be fair, me along with about 20 others put posts about fat people being gross haha

    [–]There_Be_Whales_Here 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    All I did was ask why it wasn't okay to ditch on a date if the person lied about their weight. Who wants to go out with a liar? A fat liar?

    [–]blandboringusername 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    When someone expects you to do something, I guess they mean business. <ahem> Thanks for the heads up, OP. Will avoid that sub. Call it a proactive sub-ban if you like.

    [–]Zero_Teche 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    So they're a bunch of children, basically.

    [–]besantos10Verified Shitlord 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    You should be happy that you were banned. One less comunity full of fatties you were in

    [–]Blunt-Logic 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (1子コメント)

    THEY CAN'T BAN US ALL!!

    [–]DL_McGeeThe shitlord you need 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    They'd get too winded trying.

    [–]masterbraiding 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Looks like you hurt its feefees..

    [–]Drakonisch 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Funny how fatties are simultaneously the largest person in the room, yet are never the "bigger" person.

    [–]CJ090 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Wow I can't believe reddit is allowing this to happen.

    [–]IronyPenguinVerified Shitlady 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (1子コメント)

    Offmychest is full of fat Tumblrinas anyway. Nothing of value has been lost, my friend.

    [–]Devout 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Don't stress it man. People who have no power or control over their lives often live out their fantasies by becoming internet mods.

    [–]Hokuto199x 13 ポイント14 ポイント  (1子コメント)

    "No clarification, no debate" = we don't have a GOOD reason, just feefees.

    [–]CrushTheSJWSlime 27 ポイント28 ポイント  (1子コメント)

    Get fucked, you fat cunt. Doesn't matter how many people you ban, you'll still be unhealthy and unattractive. Your partner (if you have one) is thinking about a thin person when they sleep with you (if they do) and that will never change. Every thin person is more attractive than you by definition, and always will be.

    [–]bomi3ster 20 ポイント21 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    I'd like to add to this. If you are fat, you probably have a few people in your life that love you. Those people love you DESPITE your weight. If you lost the weight, they'd actually get to love you longer thanks to an increased life expectancy.

    If you are fat, you exist in the world and normal people can see you and judge you. You know this, and it probably makes you sad. Instead of doing something about it, you chose to wallow in your own self pity, and cry about it online.

    If you are fat, you can never hide it. That must really suck. Even really stupid people can just not talk. But fat people can never stop fatting. You will always be judged as less. Your accomplishments will always be tainted. You will never even know how beautiful you can actually be, because you are so caught up in the now, you refuse to invest time and effort into your potentially beautiful body.

    If you are fat, you know it, everyone else knows it. Attempting to change the narrative of what it means to be fat is what you have convinced yourself is your only option. You will continue with this futile effort online, and people in your life will wonder why you don't expend the effort to lose weight and be healthy.

    I love being around fit people. Poor, rich, dumb, or smart, fit people are always more fun to be around than a fat. They smell better too.

    [–]SinonSinonSinon 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    thats just pathetic.

    [–]edasabva 11 ポイント12 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Love how all of reddit says we are the assholes, yet prove it's them...

    [–]MarbleCherries 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    What a cunt. Wah wah wah crybaby fat sacks of shit. Clearly they are on a power trip. At least op has the power to stand up unaided and walk a mile.

    [–]thinshitlady 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (2子コメント)

    I once said "I call bullshit" because I didn't believe a (rather boring, stupid and innocent) story and got banned. /r/offmychest is utter bullshit and we all can live without it.

    [–]Snarglebargle 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    /r/trueoffmychest is much much better at not being a giant hugbox.

    [–]Disappear_vanish 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (1子コメント)

    It's so easy to get banned from that sub. The mods are super shitty.

    [–]sloegr 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    That's why I ended up deleting my first Reddit account and making one new regular account and one FPH account. It might be a little "cowardly" to hide like that but it makes life so much easier. Avoids things like:

    "Baby bunnies are so cute! I love baby bunnies!"

    "Banned for hating fat people."

    [–]Duckkks[🍰] 18 ポイント19 ポイント  (5子コメント)

    Sigh... That's what happens when the Internet is run by whales

    [–]ILikeMyBlueEyesFlipped off a mod 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Don't worry. I was banned from there as well.

    [–]creatorofred 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Wow they are coming on strong to avoid any truth.

    [–]Tylly 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (1子コメント)

    Please contact them, again, and again, and again.

    [–]bubba_feet 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    my previous reddit account was shadowbanned from a power-crazy mod for almost the exact same reason. my crime? making a cheeky comment on an item featured in the background of a picture in /r/cringepics that featured a fatty. didn't even make a reference to the subject, just asked what it was they were watching on tv.

    but then i find myself in that weird limbo where you're redditing as normal, but things didn't seem quite right. eventually i found out i was shadowbanned, and when i asked why, they said i was part of a brigading party from this subreddit.

    first off, i had to look up what the hell "brigading" even was, and despite my assurances that in fact i had arrived at the post in question via the front page, they were adamant about their superiority. no amount of apologies or assurances it wouldn't happen again didn't deter the mod.

    honestly, you give someone just a little bit of power, and they wind up a cross between barney fife and hitler.

    [–]fightthefats 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    We should make our own offmychest, with blackjack and hookers...or uh shitlords and shitladies!

    [–]Beastly_Squirrel 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    I'm now subscribed yo r/fatpeoplehate

    [–]TheFatherlessChildConfirmed FecesNobility 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Sausage fingers are gonna work furiously through the night to ban us all from their subreddit that we don't go to or can just create an alt for. Oh my god the pain, it is unbearable when you punish us so!

    [–]bradtwo 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Shall we all just x-post this to off my chest?

    [–]CJ090 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (1子コメント)

    People on reddit are so quick to judge. I a black and I once posted on /r/coontown to try and show those ignorant people that not all black people are idiots like Youngthug or chief keef. A few days later someone on /r/subredditdrama went through my post and called his comrades to downvote me to the depths of Hades because I posted on there as well as post on here.

    [–]quippersCuuuurvless 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    I got a ban notice earlier today as well and I've never commented there. I don't even go there anymore because all the posts are just people whining for attention. I think they cross referenced their subscribers with commenters from here. That takes hours of dedicated work. I wonder what else they could put all that energy into that would better their lives? Any thoughts FPH? I'm drawing a blank...

    [–]JuanTawnJawn 12 ポイント13 ポイント  (7子コメント)

    I hope the hambeasts see this post and take the time to read every. single. comment...

    [–]DoyouevendietPrancing Shitlord 13 ポイント14 ポイント  (6子コメント)

    Apparently there's some hambeast mod from another sub banning everyone who's posted in this thread. His feefees must be hurt.

    [–]MUSinfonian 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (5子コメント)

    Please ban me then from whatever Subreddit that would fucking be.

    [–]DoyouevendietPrancing Shitlord 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (4子コメント)

    I haven't been banned yet. It must have passed from all that typing. Too much cardio for an obeast.

    [–]slimma 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    I was banned from there for telling a girl who was skinny shamed that she's hotter than any obese person. "Broke rule #2". No love allowed for the poor skinny girl. Oh well, enjoy your disgusting fatty sub.

    [–]Mshake6192 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (4子コメント)

    Me too! I haven't even posted there, EVER and I just got a message that I was banned. haha wtf?

    [–]Cup_and_Saucer 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (3子コメント)

    I think they're lurking this thread and enjoying the righteous wash of power they get from giving us our just desserts.

    [–]Mshake6192 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    But i really don't even post here. 1 article a week or 2 ago. that's it haha

    [–]McBurgerintolerant homosexual with no sense of irony 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Haha. I just got my ban too.

    http://i.imgur.com/8C9zkCH.png

    Never even heard of them prior to this rando-ban.

    [–]YourgonnabeSurprised 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Make fun of a fedora wearing, neck beard and no one bats an eye. Make fun of a fat person and everyone loses their mind... Reddits double standard

    [–]condushions 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Damn thats rough. Guess they had nothing better to do than look through peoples post history

    [–]horse__tornadoVerified shit 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    A fatty tried to get me banned from *a certian circlejerk version of makeupaddiction today after looking at my post history. Sorry fatty, it didn't work

    *quickly edited to comply with the no linking rule

    [–]DubyaMDeez 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Haha what a pathetic fucking douche, fat or not.

    [–]S-Archer 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Found the fatty

    [–]Gallows9 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Lol! Looks like you stumbled into a den of fatties! Welcome back home. ; )

    [–]elspaniard 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    This is almost as bad as the mods at /r/Conservative. They have a raging case of power trip too. Got banned from there years ago because, and I'm quoting, "you're a liberal in a conservative sub."

    Echo chamber or gtfo is their policy.

    [–]Lord_Dog 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    We do not allow hateful people here.

    Bans you because he hates something

    [–]FatShaming 13 ポイント14 ポイント  (2子コメント)

    It's ironic how intellectually, factually and logically challenged the fat woman is who banned you.

    [–]Snarglebargle 9 ポイント10 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Hey, you never know, it coulda been a fat guy.

    Not that it matters anyways. As my favorite flair on this sub says, "Mayo is a gender if you're 90% lard."

    [–][deleted] 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    It's okay OP, you're safe now. Just forget about the butthurt, snivelling fatties.

    EDIT: I don't get these people. Not being funny or anything, but people on here are genuinely the nicest, most supportive bunch on Reddit. We just don't take any bullshit or fat logic.

    You shitlords and ladies are fucking excellent, please don't ever change?

    [–]ohcaptainmycaptain8 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Buncha fat cunts

    [–]I_STAB_HIPSTER_FILTH 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (1子コメント)

    Ask them if they take fries with that whine.