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[–]pduncpdunc 384 ポイント385 ポイント  (54子コメント)

Where the fuck is Bielefeld?

[–]Iceblood 439 ポイント440 ポイント  (24子コメント)

Bielefeld is one of the biggest conspiracies in Germany. There are people who claim to live in that place, hell, even a soccer team claims to be from there, but there isn't much evidence to prove that Bielefeld exists.

[–]Treviso 111 ポイント112 ポイント  (9子コメント)

The university building is actually an alien space ship.

[–]Vilokthoria 41 ポイント42 ポイント  (8子コメント)

I knew something about my professors was off.

[–]Phugu 31 ポイント32 ポイント  (7子コメント)

You're one of them, you can't fool me!

[–]BurgerSupreme 18 ポイント19 ポイント  (6子コメント)

The anal probing must have been a dead giveaway.

[–]mad0314 21 ポイント22 ポイント  (5子コメント)

Alien here, that wasn't us.

[–]prodar 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (4子コメント)

My precious bung hole says otherwise

[–]tirelaway 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (3子コメント)

Haha get this guy. He thinks his anus is actually precious.

[–]Nitsju 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Well, it certainly isn't precious anymore.

[–]PuertoRicanThor 67 ポイント68 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Back in '99 there was an article published about Bielefeld stating that it did indeed exist. Unfortunately, they published the article on April Fools Day so it just ended up causing more controversy.

[–]73maxwell 15 ポイント16 ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's the hometown of The Stig

[–]melvinmeru 12 ポイント13 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Much like Finland, then.

Context: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/2qjohv/what_did_your_parents_show_you_to_do_that_you/cn6pn30?context=3

[–]Xeno87 25 ポイント26 ポイント  (0子コメント)

but there isn't much evidence to prove that Bielefeld exists.

Not to forget that even Angela Merkel doubts it's existence.

[–]darkparts 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (2子コメント)

So the Wikipedia page I just went to is all fake information?

[–]Iceblood 14 ポイント15 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Pretty much, yeah. Sorry.

[–]Kongo204 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Maybe

[–]Matterplay 18 ポイント19 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Is this some weird German brand of humour that I just don't understand?

[–]galileon 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Even our chancellor isn't sure if it exists.

[–]this-is_bullshit 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

This is quite bizarre

[–]redhawkinferno 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

So it's like Wisconsin.

[–]Lemurrific 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Just like Lake Wobegon, except Lake Wobegon exists.

[–]HandicapperGeneral 25 ポイント26 ポイント  (1子コメント)

What? Bielefeld? Isn't that a children's tale?

[–]saustin66 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Beowolf's cousin?

[–]HaydenPlanettierium 22 ポイント23 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Exactly.

[–]Tschostick 38 ポイント39 ポイント  (6子コメント)

Its a Fake-City in germany.

[–]a_cool_goddamn_name 40 ポイント41 ポイント  (5子コメント)

It's like Germany's Wyoming.

[–]lasssilver 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Old Garfield the TVcartoon joke. I remember nothing else about that cartoon other than this joke, and I thought it was funny as a young kid... still do.

Garfield points at map with big blank spot. "Wyoming actually means 'no state here'".

[–]boxsterguy 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Wyoming exists. I got a speeding ticket there once. And I only was in the state for a handful of miles.

[–]royisabau5 10 ポイント11 ポイント  (0子コメント)

No it wasn't a real cop... Fucking desperados, I swear. But seriously Wyoming is a myth

[–]PracticallyPetunias 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

or Arkansas, or Kansas, or Wisconsin, or Nebraska, or Montana, or North/South Dakota, or pretty much any land-locked state.

[–]adincha 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

See, I feel like everyone remembers Wyoming if only because its last alphabetically. Plus I want to move there.

Really, the one I always forget is Montana.

[–]DiscipleOfUrizen 11 ポイント12 ポイント  (1子コメント)

It's where Dr. Oetker pizzas are made. Allegedly.

[–]StinKingZombie 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I stayed in Bielefeld for three weeks, I wish it didn't exist .

[–]arealGT 12 ポイント13 ポイント  (5子コメント)

Honoured that my hometown is mentioned here!

[–]Dude_from_Europe 34 ポイント35 ポイント  (0子コメント)

One of Them...

[–]ak2197 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (0子コメント)

If it exists at all

[–]notyetusedname 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Hey, I'm from Bielefeld too!

[–]Erzherzog 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (1子コメント)

How much are they paying you, shill? Is it worth your dignity?

[–]Scenter101 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

My Opa was offered 100,000,000 Reichmarks in 1937 to confirm the existence of Bielefeld.

[–]anatopism 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (4子コメント)

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/2z22c6/foreign_exchange_students_of_reddit_what_were/cpf8ef1

[–]Xeno87 20 ポイント21 ポイント  (3子コメント)

Bielefeld, Germany is a real place. It sucks serious dick, don't go.

"It exists. Totally. Like, it's totally not fake. Oh what, go there? Noo...just... no. You..erm...wouldn't like it. Yes, yes. Now how's the weather?"

[–]Nitsju 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (2子コメント)

It's probably fantastic there, they just don't want to share. Greedy bastards.

[–]apfelsaft862 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I actually live in Bielefeld. It's glorious here.

[–]hagenbuch 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Go book your standard "Neuschwanstein, Heidelberg and Oktoberfest" trip :)

[–]lost_in_thesauce 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

That question will be answered once a week on /r/todayilearned

[–]Daz_Didge 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yeah Bielefeld is a city in Germany. Some say it doesn't exist.

I am a german and wasn't there for real. I think it's made of Ninja material

[–]Rigret 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Neverland for Beliebers.

[–]NC-2229 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Providencd Day-UNC?

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    [–]love_the_heat 88 ポイント89 ポイント  (5子コメント)

    Just when you thought it was safe

    [–]Xanek 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (4子コメント)

    What is this from?

    Edit: Since reddit has failed me this time, it is from Ninja III: The Domination. Golf Scene @0:58

    [–]Now_Is_Forever 10 ポイント11 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Reddit

    [–]trudge 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Oh man, this movie takes me back to childhood. This movie was the most amazing thing ever according to the kids at my elementary school. I mean, ninjas were cool, but this was the coolest of the ninja movies.

    In retrospect, I have no idea why.

    [–]1IsNotTooHappy 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Absolutely bud!

    [–]purdster83 -1 ポイント0 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    TV. Maybe a movie.

    [–]iconoclastman 240 ポイント241 ポイント  (82子コメント)

    My father once said "if you're going to a unique place, and not getting a picture of yourself there, just go buy a post card"

    I also remember a story I read on Reddit about an old woman in her deathbed and how the family found a old video tape if when she was young and visited Grand Canyon with her than alive husband. The whole family gathered to watch it. And they didn't appear in the video for even a second. And then she said something like "I don't even give a shit about grand canyon!"

    But yeah, fuck selfies, ask someone to take a picture of you.

    Edit: selfie is still better than no pictures of you being at a cool place you don't get to go every day (or especially if it's a once in a life time thing)

    Edit 2 / LPT: when asking someone to take a picture - make sure you can outrun them

    Edit 3: my main thing against selfies - is that you usually can't get enough of the surroundings, since you're so close to the camera. Maybe I should invest into a selfies stick

    [–]wwebsiteasoninternet 28 ポイント29 ポイント  (7子コメント)

    I took a trip to Europe a few years ago and took something around 4,000 pictures. The only ones I'm in are me lying on the ground to my the Eiffel Tower look like my dick and a graffitied van that was tagged with the single word "fuck".

    The only reason I wish I had taken more pics of me being there is that I have no tangible proof of having taken the trip.

    [–]HalfTurn 11 ポイント12 ポイント  (6子コメント)

    The only reason I wish I had taken more pics of me being there is that I have no tangible proof of having taken the trip.

    I think this is kind of a problem that is inherent with people who are so obsessed with selfies. It's not enough that you were there, but you have some need to prove to people who couldn't give a shit that you were. As if people who care about you are going to assume you're lying unless there is photographic evidence (outside of perhaps achieving some great feat, like losing 200 pounds and climbing Everest).

    Taking a picture of yourself is not a problem to me. The overly obsessed nature of taking them fucking everywhere is the problem I have personally with this "selfie craze." Even more so calling everything a selfie.

    [–]dnew 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (1子コメント)

    Take a picture of yourself there. But take more pictures without you in them. After 30 years, it's going to be depressing to see how skinny and young you were having that sort of fun. :-)

    [–]Larein 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    But people who you show the pictures will be much more intrasted on the pictures where you are. The eiffel tower will most likely still be there and look exactly the same. Hell there are better pictures of Eiffel tower or any famous location you could show.

    [–]Smorlock 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (1子コメント)

    What's wrong with taking them? you didn't really explain your position. It bothers you because you personally prefer pictures that you're not in? I don't think the commenter you replied to was worried their friends would think they're lying, just that when they look at their pictures, they don't see themselves as having been there, just some landscape photographs.

    [–]HalfTurn 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    He says right in his comment "I have no tangible proof of having taken the trip."

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      [–]savageboredom 146 ポイント147 ポイント  (42子コメント)

      I was with you until the very end. There's nothing intrinsically wrong with a selfie. It's faster, safer, much more convenient than getting someone else to take it.

      [–]mynameisRachel 63 ポイント64 ポイント  (28子コメント)

      Plus, no risk of someone stealing your phone/camera if you only have the choice of a total stranger taking your photo for you.

      [–]ThinGestures 21 ポイント22 ポイント  (5子コメント)

      If you have a stand, most smartphones have a timer on the camera app.

      Edit: I'M JUST TRYING TO BE HELPFUL :(

      EDIT: I'M GOING HOME. :(

      [–]guustavooo 26 ポイント27 ポイント  (0子コメント)

      no risk of someone stealing your phone/camera

      [–]Marmalade6 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (1子コメント)

      timer

      everybody else took the good ones ):

      [–]2_dam_hi 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

      good ones

      [–]chofo69 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

      most smartphones

      [–]Dial_the_911 13 ポイント14 ポイント  (0子コメント)

      if you have a stand

      [–]haberdasher42 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (1子コメント)

      Get other tourists to take the picture.

      [–]PracticallyPetunias 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (19子コメント)

      Is this something you really worry about?

      [–]Rammite 23 ポイント24 ポイント  (5子コメント)

      Is this something you don't worry about? You're willing to go to unknown places and give your valuables to people you don't know and won't worry about it?

      [–]scherlock79 15 ポイント16 ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Yes, in fact, lots of people do this, it's a running joke in my family about how many times I get asked to take photos for complete strangers when I'm in a touristy area. I've asked plenty of others to do it for me too. Never had a camera taken. Not saying it doesn't happen, but it certainly isn't common.

      [–]PracticallyPetunias 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (1子コメント)

      You're willing to go to unknown places and give your valuables to people you don't know and won't worry about it?

      Uh yeah, it's called asking for a picture. I've done it dozens of times in my life and have never had anything stolen, nor worried about it happening. Guess I'm just not as paranoid as some people. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

      [–]Knight_of_Agatha 10 ポイント11 ポイント  (0子コメント)

      DEPENDS WHERE YOU ARE IN THE WORLD.

      [–]salowevision -1 ポイント0 ポイント  (0子コメント)

      If you trust someone to hold your "valuable" item for 5 seconds and they run off with it and you don't chase them down to get it back, was it really yours to begin with

      [–]Xdivine 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (0子コメント)

      The only thing I worry about is someone else stealing my soul. If I take a picture of myself, I'm stealing my own soul, so I lose nothing. If someone else takes the picture though... who knows.

      [–]mynameisRachel 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (11子コメント)

      My camera is over $1,500, so yes, it's something I would worry about.

      [–]RustyBrownsRingDonut 34 ポイント35 ポイント  (10子コメント)

      i love how now the big thing to hate on reddit is selfie sticks. last week there was that entire front page conversation about how narcissistic it was (because some music festival banned them).

      Just how insecure are people on reddit if they honestly believe the only reason someone would want a picture of themself and someone they care about is to feed their own narcissism? For how smart this website is most of the time, sometimes we just form incredibly stupid opinions about incredibly pointless things.

      [–]StumbleOn 12 ポイント13 ポイント  (4子コメント)

      People get on stupid bandwagons and keep riding them without analyzing why they hold the opinion to begin with. A selfie stick is fine, it solves a problem a lot of folks have. I don't want to take a picture for a damn tourist, or some bunch of giggling women in restaurant. I also see how lugging around a tripod would be annoying. A simple wand to hold the camera a bit away accomplishes all the right tasks with minimum amount of fuss.

      I have suspect a lot of these "x things r so dum guise lolol they look stupid." morons are jealous that they are unable to do the things they want to do without feeling judged.

      We could all do a lot better by giving less shits about how we appear to others, and give more shits about how we behave towards on another.

      [–]iconoclastman 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

      I agree, and a lot of people suck at taking pictures. I'm currently looking for a good selfie stick.

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        [–]StoicElephant 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (1子コメント)

        i love how now the big thing to hate on reddit is selfie sticks. last week there was that entire front page conversation about how narcissistic it was (because some music festival banned them).

        It's not just reddit. Coachella banned them and said the same thing.

        [–]Endless_Candy 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (2子コメント)

        I'd seriously like to know what the ones who call it narcissistic look like in real life.

        [–]shit_on_my__dick 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (1子コメント)

        We might get downvoted, but I'm totally with you on this.

        There are good looking people on here, but I'd be willing to bet they're the minority and that they're not the ones typing 150+ word essays on here because they feel so strongly about their opinion on fucking selfie sticks.

        [–]HuntedGatherer 9 ポイント10 ポイント  (0子コメント)

        As someone whose comments are short and to the point, I also think people I disagree with are ugly.

        [–]Kowzorz 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

        Here's an idea: A selfie isn't exactly a photo and maybe that's why so many people hate them.

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          [–]StumbleOn 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (2子コメント)

          This exact same thing happened to me regarding an older family member looking at her scrapbooks. She had a bunch of pictures of Hawaii when she visited her husband there. Nothing but the pictures containing her actual family mattered.

          [–]castafobe 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

          My friends grandmother passed away recently and I've been helping her go through all of her grandmother's old photos. We've thrown entire albums in the trash because they were just photos of stupid stuff she saw on vacation, without any people in the pictures. They probably meant something to the grandmother, but to us they're meaningless and just taking up space.

          [–]dysteleological 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

          As an opposing view -- I went to Hawaii on my honeymoon with my first wife. She's an ass, and it was a huge mistake to marry her in the first place. So last year, I found our old photo album of our trip to Hawaii. I tore up and threw away all the photos that had her in it - which usually were photos that also had me in them. I kept some of the shots of landscape, etc., though... Because those are the only photos that now matter to me.

          [–]its_real_I_swear 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

          I'm not against selfies per se however:

          I don't want to take one with you every 5 seconds, I want to walk around and have a good time.

          Take selfies of yourself in front of interesting things. I don't give a shit about your bathroom.

          Try to at least be a little artistic about it.

          [–]humangengajames 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (7子コメント)

          I agree. I went to Europe with my brother about 10 years ago and he wouldn't let me take a picture of him in front of the cool places we were going. He was like "I know I was here, just take a picture of it" I told he was a dick and to just go buy a postcard then took pictures of myself in front of them selfie style and so now I have a ton of pictures of a giant face with parts of monuments.

          [–]three_money 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (4子コメント)

          I'm with your brother on this one.

          Edit: Ok, I'll elaborate, maybe we can understand each other better. When I go somewhere interesting, I don't need to look at my own face to remember being there, I look at a photo of wherever it was. I don't understand the value of having another picture of myself. Do you like having pictures of yourselves to show other people, or to put on Facebook or something? I feel like I'm missing the point.

          [–]smittyW 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (1子コメント)

          Here's the thing though: there are a million people who are better photographers than me and have better cameras than I do. What's the point of taking a picture with my own camera when I can just look one up on the Internet? I have no memory attached to the photo unless there is something personal in it.

          Edit: Unless I'm misunderstanding you and you're just contemplating the point of taking photos in general?

          [–]three_money 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

          No, I'm a big photo taker. You can buy postcards or look up photos, but if there's something specific you want to remember, you have to take the photo yourself. And that's what I get out of travel personally, there are attractions and monuments which are nice but I don't just go to see those. I guess taking photos of what I saw is more memorable to me personally, I have no personal connection to seeing my own self in the photo.

          [–]Smorlock 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (1子コメント)

          You can go on Wikipedia to find a picture of whatever monument you're taking a picture of. If you are going on a trip, take pictures of you having fun at these monuments. Those will be better memories later, and those you can't find with a google search.

          [–]three_money 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

          I said to the other guy, I'm not really talking about monuments. I'm not interested in taking the billionth photo of Mt. Rushmore or whatever. I'm saying if I'm traveling and I see some mountain vista or interesting street, I'd rather have a picture of that so I could remember what I saw, rather than remembering that I saw it.

          [–]lasssilver 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (1子コメント)

          In situations like that, the best thing might be to capture a few pics in less obvious ways or fast snaps. I'm a little like your brother, I don't feel a need for cameras "every second of every moment" of an otherwise great trip. But in holding to that mentality, they often forget that few pics of remembrance may mean a lot to others (and perhaps themselves).

          And on that note, my sisters/brothers have captured a few great pics me or us by "accident" and some of those are my favorite pics for their spontaneity and chance. No harm in a few pics. But once you got them, put the camera away and enjoy their company (that's the balance so many people miss).

          [–]humangengajames 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

          I agree. This was before everyone had camera phones so it wasn't such a big deal. I prefer candid shots to posed shots as well.

          [–]grauen06 9 ポイント10 ポイント  (6子コメント)

          But sometimes a selfie is your only option.

          [–]DeadFreshman 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (3子コメント)

          And it's always the best option
          Fuck the people that hate them, why go around bothering others to take your pictures? Unless there's a staff member like a waiter willing to take the pic, why go around bothering other people because you have a problem with stretching your arm to take a picture.

          [–]smity31 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

          because you can get a better picture, thats the reason. it doesnt take 10 seconds to ask someone to take a photo for you, and it's not as if you give people cancer when you pass them your camera, so dont be so shy.

          [–]Houseboat72 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

          I work at a place where there's lots of cool shit to see/do. I have no problem taking people's pictures when they ask. I actually like it. I just imagine I'm a pro in my head and try to get baller ass shots

          [–]grauen06 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

          Agreed on the hate has gone too far, but I will ask a bystander if they look nice. I've been asked before and am always willing to help out. I would rather have a good picture than a selfie but I don't hate on selfies.

          [–]smity31 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (1子コメント)

          if you can take a selfie, you have a working camera, and therefore can take a normal photo

          [–]grauen06 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

          What if no one is around to take the photo for you? Being in the picture is part of the reason for pictures.

          [–]Jazz-Cigarettes 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (6子コメント)

          I don't get the groundswell of negative bullshit surrounding selfies. I can't think of dumber thing to waste energy hating on.

          "ZOMG SO VAIN!!! Just take pictures of the thing you're highlighting by itself!!!"

          Uh, why? Why the fuck would I want to see shitty pictures taken with a shitty camera of monuments and landmarks that I could just easily google much better quality shots of? At least if my friends and family are in the picture, then I get to have a personal attachment to it and say, "Nice, that's awesome that they got to do that cool thing or see that cool place." That is the whole point.

          It really make convinced that the mass of bozos on the internet ranting about "selfies" are nothing more than a bunch of bitter, misanthropic basement-dwelling retards who think that everyone else in the world only goes to the trouble of having fun experiences for the sole purpose of making them feel worse about their pathetic, sad little lives.

          [–]dnew 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (2子コメント)

          I think part of the problem is that in a selfie, the fact usually takes up a majority of the frame. I.e., I think a 'selfie' is something somewhat different from "a picture of me in some place."

          [–]Larein 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

          With selfie stick you can take a picture from far away.

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              [–]FatSputnik 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (2子コメント)

              the rage against selfies is almost always against women taking photos of themselves and I'm reminded of this quote by John Berger

              "You painted a naked woman because you enjoyed looking at her, put a mirror in her hand and you called the painting “Vanity,” thus morally condemning the woman whose beauty you had depicted for you own pleasure.”

              it's fine to look at a million girls, but when she starts taking photos herself, she's a vain bitch. What? Who cares? Who is being cheapened?

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                [–]MischaG 24 ポイント25 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                Bielefeld existiert nicht...

                [–]sc2pirate 9 ポイント10 ポイント  (1子コメント)

                These people cannot be seen.

                [–]poka_banana 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                Ahh... nothing like good old dark British humor...

                [–]assholeoftheinternet 73 ポイント74 ポイント  (2子コメント)

                /r/lewronggeneration

                [–]Jazz-Cigarettes 25 ポイント26 ポイント  (1子コメント)

                "The popular kids from homeroom are totally gonna be sorry for not inviting me to their big narcissistic selfie party...time to go update my blog about how nobody understands what a deep, delicate, intelligent soul I am, what with my deep passion for Queen and League of Legends and my lovingly drawn Legend of Zelda fan artwork..."

                [–]sinfulmentos 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                "...I diserve challenjour gg"

                [–]leontes 44 ポイント45 ポイント  (15子コメント)

                okay. I’ll bite. What?

                [–]full-of-grace 85 ポイント86 ポイント  (7子コメント)

                (It's a joke about taking a picture without you being in the shot)

                [–]Ten_line 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (1子コメント)

                "Joke"

                [–]154732 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                r/"funny"

                [–]MrBinns 20 ポイント21 ポイント  (4子コメント)

                and there was a pic of a self trend in japan(maybe) where it said to open your eyes wide and open your mouth a little.

                [–]Triette 14 ポイント15 ポイント  (3子コメント)

                Sparrow.

                [–]kamehameherp 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (2子コメント)

                Thats captain jack sparrow to you

                [–]sirbragalot 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (1子コメント)

                you are without doubt the worst pirate i´ve ever heard of!

                [–]kamehameherp 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                But you have heard of me

                [–]ZincHead 30 ポイント31 ポイント  (6子コメント)

                People on this website detest selfies with a passion for some strange, unknown reason.

                [–]GeekyMeerkat 16 ポイント17 ポイント  (1子コメント)

                I think people hate the term selfie, and selfie's that are take in utterly stupid places like the bathroom. Go somewhere interesting, and take pictures of interesting things. Sure have yourself in the photo but do we need to call that a selfie?

                I always love too when people call a group shot a selfie, or a photo taken by another person a selfie. Or my favorite, a photo that isn't of a person at all and someone seriously calling it a selfie (as opposed to OP's photo where he's joking around)

                [–]WINSTON913 10 ポイント11 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                "selfie of my dog!"

                [–]savageboredom 10 ポイント11 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                If it's popular, a significant portion of reddit is going to hate it by default.

                Probably because a significant portion of reddit are teenagers.

                [–]TeamRedundancyTeam 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (1子コメント)

                Because too many people think they have to be in every single picture they take. And others just take way too many damn pictures of themselves. It's weird, and narcissistic. That's my opinion at least.

                [–]operator-as-fuck 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                Im aware I'm a narcisict. I don't want a random photo of some place. I could google a better one than I could take on my phone. I want to look good in my photos too. I also like to browse through photos of my friends (note: photos of them not of places they've simply been). Pretty much the only reason to use facebook. Kill me for liking those things

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                  [–]IlexFurry 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                  How Can Bielefeld Be Real If Our Eyes Aren't Real?

                  [–]usmc50cal 39 ポイント40 ポイント  (56子コメント)

                  why are you guys so against selfies

                  [–]biscodiscuits 10 ポイント11 ポイント  (1子コメント)

                  I am more-or-less against the generic selfie taken in a bedroom, in your car, or just for the heck of it. But to me I'd rather have a selfie of my wife and I with the Washington Monument in the background than just a pic of the Washington Monument. My picture of the monument alone wouldn't be as good as a simple google search could yield me, and without us in the pic who even cares?

                  The "landmark selfie" at least carries a memory with it.

                  [–]jt663 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                  That's what people have always done it's just before people would ask someone else to take it

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                    [–]Shahjian 9 ポイント10 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    Did you take this from my moms Facebook?

                    [–]Swaffe 15 ポイント16 ポイント  (3子コメント)

                    Fuck, I've been doing this for years. Never knew I was such a trendsetter.

                    [–]thiswaythat2 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (1子コメント)

                    Yeah, I think I'm in the minority but I never take photos of myself during vacations. When I go see Yosemite, I just take pictures of Yosemite... not my face in front of Yosemite. whispering and I love looking at the pictures afterwards, dammit! They're gorgeous, if I do say so myself!

                    [–]SMarioMan 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    These are the only selfies I've ever taken.

                    [–]Kiernan88 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    Bielefeld does not exist!

                    [–]wheresthegoatat 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    /r/forwardsfromgrandma

                    [–]drplump 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    There are already much higher quality professional photographs of everything. Why the fuck would I want to see yours?

                    [–]someones1 11 ポイント12 ポイント  (5子コメント)

                    I too dislike the narcissistic selfie culture... But at the same time, pictures with people in them are far more interesting than those without.

                    Go back through some of your old pictures and you'll probably skip right over some of the landscape shots for a picture with someone in it.

                    [–]thiswaythat2 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (2子コメント)

                    Heh... Okay, starting to feel like maybe I'm one of the very few that loves looking back over landscape/city/surrounding photos that I've taken on vacation or whatever!? That's what I own a camera to take pictures of, so that's part of the enjoyment in having them, y'know!? Oh well, the cheese stands alone.

                    [–]smity31 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    dw, i also prefer photos that dont have speceific people as their subject :)

                    [–]smittyW 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                    I feel like this applies only if you're a decent photographer with a nice camera. Otherwise, landscape shots generally seem really disappointing compared to the real thing.

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                      [–]Helian7 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                      Shit, i read only the top couple lines then tried to look for a hidden face in the trees.

                      [–]rabbitsayer 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                      Weak

                      [–]brunseidon 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                      r/shitpost

                      [–]Run4restRun 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                      I only read the ninja part and thought that the new photo fad was trying to find the person hidden in the photo. Gave up after a few min and read the rest to realize I'm an idiot

                      [–]Dragonfelx 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                      This is funny?

                      [–]DancepantsX 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                      I tried it and it worked. You have my upvote.

                      [–]ppl-eating-ppl 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                      Who actually pulled that face anyway?

                      [–]Soperos 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                      Nope.

                      [–]Twathammer32 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                      Why does every post have this title?

                      [–]Krxe 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                      Who the fuck arches their eyebrow when they concentrate?

                      [–]IsaacM49 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                      This isn't new, I've been doing it for years!

                      [–]Mouse1277 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                      Are those steps going up or down? I can't figure it out.

                      [–]Bane1998 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vxq9yj2pVWk

                      [–]THOR4GR8JUSTICE 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (1子コメント)

                      This may be off base, but does the ninja face selfie involve turning into a log at any point?

                      [–]ThemDangVidyaGames 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                      Only if that log is a ninja.

                      [–]dalenfbaby 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                      But that's really hard to do with the forward facing camera :/

                      [–]Indigoh 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                      I found the ninja. It's Hulk Hogan hiding a little to the left of the second post on the right.

                      [–]Blasphyx 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                      Science has proven that selfies are narcissistic, get over it. I mean, how many pictures of your face do you really need on your phone?

                      [–]YearZero 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                      Now we'll never know if the ninja turned the camera away from himself or not. Damn ninjas

                      [–]flecktonesfan 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                      "Worth a shot". I see what you did there.

                      [–]PictChick 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                      But what about me?

                      I'm most important consideration in anything ever. How can you relate a view or an experience without my head and ridiculous facial expression taking up 95% of the field of view? Huh?!

                      [–]chillgetout 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bielefeld_Conspiracy

                      [–]phantomfluffr 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                      I looked for five minutes trying to find the person when I realised it was 180 degrees.

                      biggest face palm ever

                      [–]Twistedfexer 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                      So I thought it said ninja fence.. I was looking for a ninja for like 10 min.. wow..

                      [–]CD338 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                      I'm a ninja! I've been doing this for years!

                      [–]thekidwhostolemusic 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                      wORTH THE SHOT !

                      [–]crusty__anus 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                      www.devontayman.wordpress.com

                      [–]Beans9000 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (3子コメント)

                      But then if you do this, it's not called a selfie, it's just taking a regular picture

                      [–]ZenLikeCalm 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (2子コメント)

                      Whoosh...

                      [–]Beans9000 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                      How? I understand, I'm joking

                      [–]Thuryn 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                      "Worth a shot." Wonderfully punny way to end the day. Thx!

                      [–]pduhhb 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                      Who else was looking for a hidden face?

                      [–]doopercooper 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                      Ninja Parade

                      [–]I_already_reddit_ -1 ポイント0 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                      Now if only we could convince people not to end sentences with prepositions.

                      [–]OtisBDriftwood -1 ポイント0 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                      It is known. Yas. Everything. Just. This.

                      [–]rbsanford 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                      Pfft, I've been doing this before it was cool.

                      [–]adviceKiwi 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                      And they turn there camera horizontal when taking video

                      [–]RosieJo 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                      Yeah, because when I'm old and grey I'm really gonna think back on my travels and experiences and think "I shouldn't have taken so many pictures of myself"

                      [–]the-d-man 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (2子コメント)

                      But how will I satisfy my deep rooted narcissism and desperate need for approval?

                      [–]neoporcupine 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (1子コメント)

                      How about you write a comment on reddit that appeals to a circle-jerk groupthink.

                      [–]Lozridge 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                      I read 'ninja face' and became terrified that there was going to be a creepy face hidden within the picture that I would suddenly notice and freak out at. I had to cover the image with my hand to actually finish reading.

                      [–]TheHaleStorm 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                      So basically the ninja is just a youie.

                      Got it.

                      [–]tidder112 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                      This is why photography class should return to high school. The 'selfie' is what they were trying to protect us from. We didn't listen..

                      [–]CyberneticHasselhoff 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                      Why is this in /r/funny.

                      Is this a crosspost from /r/stupid ?

                      [–]wiredinvegas -1 ポイント0 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                      Best ninja selfie I've ever seen!

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