How long have you been on reddit?

My account reads 2 years, with the exact date spanning back to Thursday of August 30th, 2012. That is two years, 6 months, and 32 days. It is also roughly 944-945 days. I have survived Maymay June, the banning of our lord and savior Unidan, and the horror known as the Fappening. I have created roughly 3 perfect memes in that time span, none of which were posted to /r/adviceanimals. I fear they may not understand my genius.

What moderation experience do you have?

I moderate three (3) actual, real subreddits that have activity. One of which has over 8.8k subscribers as of this writing. I have moderated /r/dickgirls in the past, it is one of the most respectful trans porn subreddits on reddit. I am also involved in a intergalatic subreddit warfare with the horror known as 'cancer', as I moderate the sister subreddit to /r/subredditcancer, /r/MetaCancerSubDrama. /r/MetaCancerSubDrama is dedicated to exposing the nefarious deeds of users that are collectively known as 'cancer' as they worm their way through /r/subredditcancer.

How do you characterize yourself politically?

I view my political self as a third person. It exists, yet it exists as my friend. Truly, I have become one with knowledge. No one can ruse me, truest of rusemen. I am a liberal of modern sense, that believes in equal rights for the queers. As long as they don't go trying to suck my dick, of course. Last time that happened I questioned my beliefs for several days, and felt a large need to find a desert and wander for a longer period of time, as Jesus did. I believe that all religious beliefs are equal and protected, as well as a lack of belief. Atheist, but not anti theistic. In other words, a libtard, as seen by the few greatest users of reddit in /r/libtard.

Who are your favorite political philosophers?

Socrates. I prefer the ancient Greeks the most, but they are not Real Americans. I believe many of the old practices should come back: nudity in politics in particular. It may help many become far more comfortable with others and their bodies. And that is a true accomplishment. To perform political action while in the nude is a feat of bravery and comfort.

I have also found a new calling, after witnessing the sheer genius of this Gingrich tweet. He is a master :')

As a Real American, I also believe that John Locke is a revered man, as he was one of the few that helped shape our Constitution.

What do you like about /r/Conservative?

I like the memes :3 they are very dank. They stimulate my mind and I wish to upvote them greatly. But I do not, because that would make me a dirty, horrible redditor because of my participation in the place known as 'shitrconservativesays', an evil place that hates memes. These are not Real Americans.

It is also a place where I gather new information on how the transgenders, Muslims, black people, queers, libtards, and feminazis are gaining influence in American society and causing a slippery slide of humanity into depravity. I am very scared of this and wish to exert what I can to prevent such a thing from occurring. I am, like many of you, a Real American.

What do you think we could improve?

I think /r/conservative should model itself much like /r/European. Better, harder stance across the board against immigration. Brown people are scary, and always illegal. White people are the majority of /r/conservative users, we need to cater to that side of the userbase. I believe more should be taught on the dangers of White Genocide, as well.

I do believe there's a lot to improve. Quality of the sub can be improved. Fact checking without blind partisanship. Strikes need to be made against users that believe outright lies, or bans. There is no reason to question Ted Cruz's ability to run for president, and I think that a similar stance can be taken as to Obama's birthrights and religion/religious affiliation. You offer them a ban, or ask them to reconsider their own beliefs, it is very simple. That policy can be taken to the libtards, as well. Concern trolls will be confronted with a swift ban or a reveal of their intentions.

Explain American Exceptionalism.

The US has set itself apart from other nations, lasting over 200 years as a unified country and staying a shining example of freedom. We have been a moral beacon and I believe that as long as we hold this power, both economic and political over many nations, we can remain a superpower. We have supported Israel and will continue to support our allies ferociously, showing the many reasons democracy will triumph over facism and communism alike. fuck commies amirite?

American Exceptionalism is an overblown version of nationalism. If patriotism squared is nationalism, then patriotism cubed is AE.

It more or less excuses all of our shitty past for the oh so glorious 'FREEDOM AND GUNS AND GLORY' rallying call.