Catholic Diocese in New Orleans was in trouble. Vatican City sent their best trouble shooter. Only problem he spoke very little English, but was determined to help. Once in New Orleans, he was taken to a convent, where he was to stay during his visit. Settled in, he had a natural curiosity to see New Orleans. As he headed out the convent, one of the sisters stopped him, "Father, you need to know, we serve a dangerous flock and it's getting late." The priest answered,"I canna take caree of.. of.. me and God isa.. is witha me", and out into the evening he went. After a couple of blocks, a hooker of questionable sex approached, "Hey padre... blow jobs 20$" Not quite understanding what she meant but the uniform was universal, he said,"bless you mya child" and continued on. Next corner, he hears a voice from the shadow,"Mister, mister.. blow job..blow job only 20, whatcha say?" Now the priest gives a "bless you" and continues around the block. He goes back to the convent and as he is headed to his room, he runs into the nun who warned him about the neighborhood. "Pardone, what is blow job?" Sister replies "20 bucks, same as downtown