Bus stops are not the place to approach women.

Buses are not the place to approach women.

Gas station parking lots are not the place to approach women.

Your place of employment is not the space to approach a woman. It doesn’t matter how long you’ve worked together or how “into you” you think she is (hint: she’s not).

Coffee shops are not the place to approach women. Public spaces, parks, and art exhibits are not the place to approach women. Bars, nightclubs, group hikes, camping trips, sports games, laundromats, gyms, theaters, and H&M are NOT the places to approach women.

Do not. Fucking. Do it.

Men: do not approach women. If we’re into you, we’ll approach you. Otherwise, keep your chubby little ass parked next to the Fat Tire and jalapeno dip and away from our fucking space, you subhuman piece of shit.