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[–]Justicles13Lifter 376 ポイント377 ポイント  (35子コメント)

There's a reason for this, why we admire each other.

You begin working out, probably to get the ladies (or dudes), and then you start noticing the baby gainz. You start looking at yourself in reflections you see in your day to day life like windows, metallic surfaces, sleeping computer monitors... you get the idea.

Slowly, you notice your biceps are bigger than they used to be. You can see the contours of your pecs through your shirt. Maybe you can start to see your quads through your skin. You get a taste for what you can become. You start doing your research, maybe start following some powerlifting or bodybuilding program, buying some supplements, get a new membership to a serious gym that you were previously intimidated by.

You become a regular at this gym. Your lifts go up. All of a sudden you can bench two plate, squat three plate, whatever. Suddenly this isn't good enough for you. You hit a plateau and shit gets personal. Why isn't my body keeping up? Why did Greg from the gym get a new 5RM for deadlifts and you've been stuck at the same weight for a month?

You switch up your program. The gains come back. The pump becomes a drug. Whenever you're not in your post workout swole, you become sickened by your reflection. Your biceps look deflated, your quads look disproportional, your forearms look like a prepubescent boy's arms. Everyone else is complimenting you on your lifts and gains, but you see what you used to be. Then you realize that this is how most everyone who lifts feels.

You talk it out with some bros at the gym, at first in passing or just when you're spotting them, but then you see them more often. You start working in together. He's got the bench, he's doing the same weight, why the hell not? You exchange numbers and start the same program. You help each other with your gains. He introduces you to his bros and gals. It becomes a community to you.

Then you realize you've long achieved your initial goals, but your lifestyle has changed. This is who you are now, and you surround yourself with people like you. Yeah you still hang out with Joe and Hank back home, but suddenly all your interests aren't congruent with theirs, and that's okay.

The people who know what you're going through and know the path you've taken, those are the people that you lift with. You have a deeper connection with them and a mutual respect for each other's gainz. So yeah, we're mirin' each other, but it's because we like to push each other. It's what we need, and we all know it. We're all trying to make it, while simultaneously trying to pull each other along. We're all a family who like to see each other's successes. The superficial, vapid reasons you started lifting no longer matter, because you've found yourself, and are forever striving for what you can become. Everyone else is there to support you.

I know this doesn't exactly pertain to the picture, but I feel like I needed to say it.

[–]ineededanewname 46 ポイント47 ポイント  (4子コメント)

I'm halfway at the third paragraph. Can't wait til I start relating to it all though.

[–]Justicles13Lifter 29 ポイント30 ポイント  (3子コメント)

You're gonna make it, brah. Don't give up. Don't listen to that voice in your head that tells you you're small. If you're not already doing so, start tracking your lifts, maybe take some progress pics along the way. FORCE yourself to see those changes, that way you can't trick yourself into thinking you're wasting your time.

Most importantly, have fun. I want you to enjoy your lifts. I want you to admire yourself in the mirror. I want you to relish your pump. I want you to go up to someone you haven't seen in a while and hear them say "wow, ineededanewname, you've been hitting the gym!" I want you to become what you know you can be.

[–]ineededanewname 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Wow! Thanks Justicles. I track on fitocracy and progress pics every two weeks. I believe I'm on the path to get there; patience is what I need the most work on.

edit: for what its worth, I just got back from the gym. Its 2 am here.

[–]Quan118 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Whatever it takes chief! That's the spirit, it takes patience but I promise you it's worth it!

[–]Quan118 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

That's why I love this sub, everyone's supportive as hell but not afraid to slap a few folks with a dose of reality mixed in with solid advice.

[–]Potsmodern2-5 years 70 ポイント71 ポイント  (17子コメント)

Lifting is no different from an MMORPG. That's why now so many gamers are bodybuilders. >brb GYM lvling up my character

[–]Justicles13Lifter 55 ポイント56 ポイント  (4子コメント)

There's a lot of grinding involved.

[–]Spacejams1 19 ポイント20 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Such is life

[–]Potsmodern2-5 years 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Synonyms for grinding include the figurative terms treadmilling[4] (a comparison with exercise treadmills) and pushing the bar (it can be a reference to a weightlifter "pushing the bar" on a bench press, over and over to get muscle gains, or a reference to Skinner boxes in which animals, having learned that pushing a button will sometimes produce a treat, will devote time to pushing the bar over and over again[citation needed], or also can be a graphical reference to push the character's experience bar to higher values)[citation needed]. Related terms include farming (in which the repetition is undertaken in order to obtain items, relating the activity to tending a farm field), and catassing, which refers to extended or obsessive play sessions. Used as a noun, a grind (or treadmill) is a designed in-game aspect which requires the player to engage in grinding.

src: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grinding_%28video_gaming%29

[–]autowikibot 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Grinding (video gaming):

Grinding is a term used in video gaming to describe the process of engaging in repetitive tasks during video games. The most common usage is in the context of MMORPGs like Realm of the Mad God, Tibia, or Lineage in which it is often necessary for a character to repeatedly kill AI-controlled monsters, using basically the same strategy over and over again to advance their character level to be able to access newer content. MUDs, generally sharing much of the same gameplay as MMORPGs, often feature grinding as well. Grinding may be required by some games to unlock additional features such as level progression or additional items.

Interesting: Time sink | Grind Session

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[–]awinnarisyouActive Competitor 12 ポイント13 ポイント  (2子コメント)

fite me noob im 99 str irl

[–]PinkBootedBandit1-2 years 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I skrew off logging in, yak your shit and run for the lever! #Authority

[–]ScaredOfTheL 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

1v1 wildy no pray no spec bro

[–]blanchinator 15 ポイント16 ポイント  (6子コメント)

This is so true! I used to have serious gaming addiction. Any game with a ranking system, where I could improve my character, I had to play until I was the best. Until every level was maxed out.

It is absolutely the same reason I've become addicted to bodybuilding. The endless pursuit of perfection, to be better, to surpass the people around you. It's a much more healthy addiction, but a problem nonetheless.

[–]Bosseking 18 ポイント19 ポイント  (1子コメント)

That's called being competitive.

[–]marnches -1 ポイント0 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Not really. Sounds like he was playing single player games.

[–]awinnarisyouActive Competitor 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (3子コメント)

haha me too. 16h/day on various games for over a decade. it was one hell of an addiction to end.

[–]i_exaggerated 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Did you end it or just replace it?

[–]awinnarisyouActive Competitor 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (1子コメント)

It gradually died as the last game I played became less competitive.

[–]ScaredOfTheL 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

rip challenger feels 2014-2014

[–]bizarrehorsecreature 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

The addiction to improvement is real.

But life really is better this way.

[–]Jason-Genova 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Nice

[–]ziem0nBodybuilding 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (0子コメント)

That was beautiful, hit home for me and I'm sharing with my lifting bros! Great post man, felt like hitting a PR

[–]ItsBeauPhysique 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

That's a pretty accurate synopsis.

[–]alittamnayr 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

We're.... We're going to make it brah. sniffle

[–]Rnorman3 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

The day you start lifting is the day you become small forever.

[–]otterom 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

bench two plates, squat three plates...

This is me. I hate this plateau. Working out job the (early-ass) morning sucks.

[–]CaptSolo1 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Thanks for the motivation

[–]Center60 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Bravo

[–]bits-and-bytes 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

That was beautiful. Bestof'd.

[–]jap-a-negro 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Story of my life.

[–]Flat4ForLife 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

As someone new to lifting and the gym, this was awesome to read. I see so many "bros" at the gym with each other and while most of them seem like nice dudes, others not so much. I've started to chit chat with a few of the more experienced ones, some old buddies that have been lifting a while and are there at the same gym, but no outside gym talk yet. I have had my first comment from someone who didn't know I was working out and asked "have you been working out? You look" bigger" as she depicted her upper body being bigger. That felt fucking awesome. I am just beginning, but hope my story can end up like your post one day. Inspirin brah, heres a token of my gratitude. tips my fedora at you, good sir

[–]TrePismn 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

My experience:

  1. lift in isolation for 9 months, get slightly fitter. but get fat after a bad bulk
  2. quit for 4 months, get fatter
  3. return (a few weeks ago)

[–]noisyblumpkin -3 ポイント-2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

god dam I wish i could give you gold

[–]manray23Lifter 73 ポイント74 ポイント  (13子コメント)

Haha "I used to lift" literally every man over 40 tells me that. They were all apparently the strongest guys in their gyms and bigger than you at your age.

[–]fisticuffs32 28 ポイント29 ポイント  (10子コメント)

When my chubby coworker tells me "I used to bench 326."

No you didn't.

[–]greatestbird 16 ポイント17 ポイント  (4子コメント)

I like when people say they lift these weird ass numbers. Like 254 or 383. How are you getting these Olympic fucking weights that let you lift shit not in multiples of 5

[–]TheOpalArchangel< 1 year 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (2子コメント)

http://www.amazon.com/Ader-Fitness-Olympic-Fractional-Plates/dp/B008RP3KY8/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1427548557&sr=8-1&keywords=fractional+plates

I've been thinking about getting these to do smaller jumps than 5lbs. So it is possible, but yeah - they were likely talking out their rear. haha.

[–]PriceZombie2-5 years 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

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[–]nedrag 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

$50 for 5 lbs? I think it'd be better to buy some supps or something and improvise with the weight.

[–]ZachGaliFatCactus 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

All my lifts are in kg, so they are actually some weird amount of lbs.

lmao3pl8 = 6x20kg + 20 kg (bar) = 140 kg = 308.6 lbs

[–]InternetFunkMachine 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Lol, I had a guy tell me he used to squat 700.

At least pick a somewhat believable number.

[–]Bigpierce64 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (3子コメント)

Chubby guys can be strong?

[–]fisticuffs32 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Yeah but you can tell chubby strong. They still have big arms and barrel chests. This guy has tiny twig arms and legs and a beer gut.

[–]Bigpierce64 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (1子コメント)

That sounds very odd looking. I usually think of chubby guys with droopy arms. Idk how to explain it better. Twig arms imagine a guy with distance runner arms and a huge stomach haha.

[–]fisticuffs32 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Humpty Dumpty

[–]jvgkaty44 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

If u lifted in high school and right after then stopped all exercise it possible to become a chub that looked like he never worked out,

[–]protomor1-2 years 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

My dad said stuff like that. I still don't believe it.

[–]zokyffs 28 ポイント29 ポイント  (10子コメント)

In normal world - yes. In Slavic country - no.

Every single idiot asks me how much I bench and then he tries to explain me how my strenght is useless and that he can easily kick my ass.

[–]Sublimebro 14 ポイント15 ポイント  (4子コメント)

"Yeah well working out and all your muscle means NOTHING in actual fighting" smug look

-Says the 6 foot 130 pound gamer.

Seriously though I hear people say this all the time. I don't know why they assume because I workout that I'm trying to fight everyone.

[–]Lil_Jerry 13 ポイント14 ポイント  (2子コメント)

fucking hate this shit

"Bruce lee was 5'7 140lbs and he beat the shit of big guys like you, I could take you in a fight"

...yeah but thats bruce lee and youre a skeleton who's done a few judo classes

To be honest Ive done boxing for a while & thats how I got buff, I only started going to a regular non-boxing gym very recently, so I just throw that in their face when they say how "muscle is useless for fighting" or whatever the fuck, but I dunno how the rest of you put up with it.

[–]Leek5 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Bruce lee believe in being physically fit. He could curl 70 lbs and was probably the strongest you can be for that weight. So the guy know nothing about Bruce lee.

[–]redditstealsfrom9gag 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

And everyone who says that is usually a McDojo type who doesn't even spar, much less against someone bigger than them. Fucking retarded.

[–]Frank_Caswole1-2 years 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I lift and do martial arts. I'm the shadow warrior. Just wait until that guy meets me. Lol!

[–]awinnarisyouActive Competitor 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Every single idiot asks me how much I bench and then he tries to explain me how my strenght is useless and that he can easily kick my ass

I don't think I've heard this in over 2 years. They stop saying it after a point.

[–]engineeringscientist 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I think after a certain point people are too intimidated. Im nowhere near that big, but my training partner is 6' 230 lbs of bald buffness, and yet its only me who keeps getting comments about how deadlifts will literally snap my spine in half.

[–]cziBikini 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's called growing up.

[–]chao_so_cold 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Or how they can still out drink you

[–]kingmike9879 -1 ポイント0 ポイント  (0子コメント)

That shits gets old real fast. I'd like to see someone that doesn't lift try and fight dan green. Even people that compete at high levels in martial arts train with certain bodybuilding aspects.

[–]Hipolit0 42 ポイント43 ポイント  (3子コメント)

As a gay man, the second one was the plan the entire time. And if I misread some signals I can always fall back on "You were coming on pretty strong" and most guys will laugh it off.

[–]ASD_Sinfonian1-2 years 27 ポイント28 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I came in here to say the same thing.

Also hello.

Nailed it.

[–]Onatel 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Gonna have to agree with you on that. Though I also agree with what /u/Justicles13 said, we start to get noticed by guys the same way straight guys start to get girls, but it becomes more about the culture and community of those who lift, and how we can better ourselves (and okay yeah it's nice when a ripped guy chats you up).

[–]andymatic 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Ctrl + F, 'gay', upvote for representing our gay gymbunny/rat brethren.

[–]tryna_change 125 ポイント126 ポイント  (31子コメント)

Story of my life.

"You look intimidating, bro" "How long have you been lifting?", "Nice deadlift/squat/bench/db incline press" "Do you play sports?" "How do you squat so low?"

All said by dudes. Seems like the way to get pussy is to be skinny and a hipster. Or rock a beard. Those guys seem to walk around with babes. The day a girl fucks me because of my muscles, I'll make a shit post on here celebrating it.

[–]PapaSquats2-5 years 64 ポイント65 ポイント  (7子コメント)

Do you look like a troll though? You can be jacked all you want, but if you're ugly you're just ugly....

[–]tryna_change 53 ポイント54 ポイント  (5子コメント)

I get what you mean. Don't look like a troll. I get girls just fine but the number of girls I get now is not different than the number I got when I was skinny fat. So from my perspective, lifting hasn't affected the quality or number of girls I get.

It has, however, increased the number of dudes who look at me. If I was bi-sexual, I would do very well for myself.

[–]mynumberistwentynine 47 ポイント48 ポイント  (3子コメント)

If I was bi-sexual, I would do very well for myself.

I've been hit on by gay guys 3 times in my life, each time was after I started lifting. My girlfriend, who I've had before I started to lift, once asked me if that weirded me out any. I told her, at first - yeah it did. Looking back on it, however, I take it as a compliment. Because hey..

[–]spencthemenace 97 ポイント98 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Just because you don't want to go to the party doesn't mean you don't want to be invited.

[–]mynumberistwentynine 25 ポイント26 ポイント  (0子コメント)

That's a damn good way to put it.

[–]Ima_Novice2-5 years 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

If you've been hit on by gay men you've made it. Those guys have some high standards.

[–]Rock_out_Cock_in 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Can confirm, bisexual and muscles do it for guys more than girls. Come to the promised land where big quads are the biggest turn on. I got more sex when I was fat than now because I spent all of my time chasing rather than lifting. Those feels man.

[–]MikeLyant 9 ポイント10 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I have better luck with women now, but I don't think it's the body. It's the confidence I gained by feeling better about myself.

[–]numandina 13 ポイント14 ポイント  (8子コメント)

Beards are the same thing, women rarely appreciate them. It's all other men.

[–]Agamemnon323 9 ポイント10 ポイント  (6子コメント)

I'm fairly certain there are more than a couple women who would disagree with you.

[–]trancematzl15 -3 ポイント-2 ポイント  (5子コメント)

i mean it's no secret, the beard makes you look like you have your shit together, women dig that. i wish i could be rocking a beard but all i get is a handful of hair on my upper lip

[–]garnett8 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (2子コメント)

How does having a beard make you look like you have your shit together? It makes you look older or something? I would think a clean cut person would look more as if they had their shit together. I guess its super vague to say "shit together" because now I'm coming up with careers like lumberjack/fire fighter/miner where beards are the norm.

I just don't think facial hair really has a say if someone is successful in their career field/financially responsible. (I'm assuming that is what you mean by shit together).

[–]Ima_Novice2-5 years 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Beards aren't the norm in firefighting. You're thinking of pedostaches. Beards would keep your mask from creating a seal around your face, and then you die.

[–]garnett8 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yeah you are completely right! I just associate beards with doing manly/rough/physical jobs. My bad!

[–]Lack_of_intellect 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (1子コメント)

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[–]Agamemnon323 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

What?

[–]engineeringscientist 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Can 100% confirm. I have guys coming up to me asking for beard styling tips, my buddies tell me they wish they could grow facial hair like me etc etc

Not a single woman has ever commented on it.

[–]Freupeuteu 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Usually girls between 20 and 35 prefer guys with some muscle, but really lean/thin, like the models on Asos for example : Imgur

More than that and you become a "meat head" and it's not attractive anymore for them. Becomes too much. Of course I'm talking about what I see, it's not a universal rule.

[–]fiona63 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Among my group of friends, I'm the only one that likes muscular guys. They all prefer the skinny type. And that's probably because I lift so I appreciate the hard work it takes.

[–]GeneralTry 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Aware

[–]CarrotCake2Physique 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Telling you right now, girls have fucked me because of my muscles, and while in bed have complimented my body while feeling it up.

[–]jsantos17 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Skinny, tall, hipster here. I get nothing at all.

[–]Ruddog71-2 years -3 ポイント-2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

And I will upvote you sir

[–]thebillstone 58 ポイント59 ポイント  (10子コメント)

Women don't care about how much you push or pull, it's about how you look. Gotta have dem abs.

[–]bm96 35 ポイント36 ポイント  (9子コメント)

They like the 'eye muscles', not the functional strength :[

Seriously though, who cares? I'm not lifting to get girls I'm lifting because I love lifting and getting big. Girls come along with that.

[–]deadly_meyers 48 ポイント49 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Yeh I'm always hittin the pupil press to get my eye muscles going. The stronger my eyes get, the cooler NASCAR becomes.

[–]BoobieMiIes 18 ポイント19 ポイント  (0子コメント)

tfw not poor or stupid enough for NASCAR

[–]bm96 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Wow I didn't expect that to be taken literally ;'D

[–]thebillstone 9 ポイント10 ポイント  (4子コメント)

I used to lift for a myriad of different reasons, one of those reasons was to be more physically attractive to women which would make my love life easier while improving the quality of the women I date.

Yet it doesn't seem to matter - if women get fit it greatly helps their love life and the quality of their partner, but for men it's different I guess. Despite it doing nothing positive for my love life, I still lift. It's like collecting sports cards or becoming a master at a video game, women don't care if you have a Michael Jordan rookie card or you kick ass at Call of Duty, but it still is important to you...for whatever reason.

[–]Bestbtrollin 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (1子コメント)

I used to be like you, lost 100lb and hit the gym to get 'the ladies' it's worked to a degree, but about a year ago I developed a love for strongman and lifting properly heavy shit. Now it's about numbers and PRs not about abs and biceps. Some of the guys I train with drown in pussy despite being 25%+ body fat and 300lb because lifting gives you that confidence that you're the biggest guy in the room and everyone knows it so you have nothing to prove. Simply knowing that makes women more attracted to you.

[–]garnett8 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Confidence is definitely the key. If you don't talk to the girl you'll never get the girl.

Unless you are really, really, ridiculously good looking, then they come to you but I would say you have to be a dime for a girl to come up to you. Unless you and her share something very obvious that is common ground to talk about.

[–]bm96 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Well put!

[–]DayOfDingus 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

If its what matters to you then its a good thing. I do think if you are really passionate about lifting women will notice. Part of it will be the fact you're in shape but mostly they will see the work ethic and confidence it can bring about.

[–]Devanismyname -1 ポイント0 ポイント  (0子コメント)

lol

[–]Hovsky 17 ポイント18 ポイント  (4子コメント)

I expected: ripped

I got: fat. Bigger, sure, but also fat. Girls are not really into fat.

[–]GenocideSolution 10 ポイント11 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Cut for the next 3 months and post pics.

[–]Hovsky 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I cut for 6 months a while ago and lost ~35lb, just kind of flamed out when I still thought I looked like shit.

[–]trancematzl15 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

i found out the girls are more into the type of 'flat tummy and abs' guy instead of your average lifter

[–]ItsBeauPhysique 10 ポイント11 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Oh man, the amount of dudes coming up to tell me relive to themselves aloud all about "I used to look like that"....

[–]kez88 22 ポイント23 ポイント  (1子コメント)

I know this is a joke but if you want girls just be super confident and #nofear. Confidence + a lot of muscles + having fun and bitches will looooove you

[–]pizzapueblo 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

so true

[–]swimlamar 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

i have a pretty face. Being leaner on this cut has made a slight different but being good looking in the first place is more important than your body. The general good looks and self-confidence are the cake, a good body is just icing.

[–]randro 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

/r/motorcycles bros unite!

[–]BonaFidee 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

A good body is like the foot in the door, and that's only if the girl even cares, a lot don't.

Being Jacked won't mean shit with women if you're ugly or have the personality of a walnut.

[–]Bosseking 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Lifting often goes in three stages: you start lifting for the girls, then for yourself and at the end for other jacked dudes.

[–]uriel019 12 ポイント13 ポイント  (3子コメント)

r/bodybuilding + r/malefashion advice + r/seduction = All the bitchesssssssss

[–]oh_my_jesus 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Forgot /r/sex

[–]AR-47 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

/r/seduction won't make you confident, unfortunately... :(

[–]ilovedonuts 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

nods respectfully at you

[–]Black_Phillip 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Either way making 'mirin gainz

[–]maxgbro 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Lol.. Good thing I bodybuild for myself

[–]lth1017Physique 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Was getting suited for a tux yesterday and was flattered to be asked by the lady if I was a college athlete. Nope! I just lift too much.

[–]jvgkaty44 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (1子コメント)

I lift so I can throw down when the collapse happens. Come at me zombie bros,

[–]ImComputerSavvy 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Apple trying to make us cyber zombies with implants. Sounds good until you get punched.

[–]ElCidVargas 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

There was a /fit/ version of this that was funny can't find it though.

[–]Go_Eagles_Go 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yeah except I clearly notice that women are more receptive to me when I got more muscular and girls have actually told me they like my muscles so that's worth something

[–]ahyuknyuk 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (1子コメント)

part of the problem is that guys get buff and ripped and expect it to start raining pussy.

you actually need to go out and talk to girls, with the confidence that your gains have given you.

if you spend your life lifting, eating and sleeping that means.... NO GIRLS.

[–]Crime-WoW 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

think of all the gains though

[–]KoneBone1-2 years 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

doesn't matter, people still mirin

[–]LegendarySuperSayain1-2 years 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

TRUUUUUUU 2 chains voice

[–]robledog 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I swear that fourth stick person look bigger than the others

[–]Invalid_Faggot 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

/fit/

[–]ChildPorn -3 ポイント-2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I saw this on iFunny first.