These studies funded by Monsanto and Monsanto subsidiaries for your own good plebes. Pay no mind to the strict NDAs on the researchers against publishing certain results or the contrived testing methodology.

Remember, Reddit, this is "science" because Monsanto says so, and you're Monsanto's slave and will do what we tell you to do. If that means you eat GMO poison, you do it and like it.

Dare to protest and we'll brigade your posts and stalk you from r/GMOMyths.