Indeed, there's no evidence, according to studies funded by Monsanto with predetermined favorable conclusions, NDAs on the researchers against any negative results being published, and hilariously contrived testing methodologies, that these wonderful Monsanto brand products cause any problems at all.

As /u/JF_Queeny and I know, RoundUp is so safe, we drink a full glass every day.

Monsanto Science is the only true science. Anyone who dares not believe with full faith is anti-science and a terrorist.

-AdamWho

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