No criticism of Monsanto Science is necessary or possible, as we know from Mr. JF_Queeny's generous paychecks.

Monsanto Science is infallible. Only plebians dare suggest that studies conducted by Monsanto funded "researchers", with predetermined conclusions and strict NDAs against any negative results are at all dubious or invalid.

We both know the peasants will rebel from their lot from time to time, but with a generous helping of political campaign donations and our vote brigading subreddit, /r/GMOMyths, as well as the sockpuppet accounts hosted there, we can turn the tide and force these dirty peasants to accept the will of Lord Monsanto.