Whoa there internet arbiter, who is getting seriously injured in this 1 in a friggin billion hypothetical occurrence? The guy who's car is about to roll over in slow motion? I would expect he's wearing a seat belt since it's required by law..

Oh I know, I advocated giving a dick his just reward, therefore I must be punished because in the imaginary scenario I thought up there might also be a hypothetical pedestrian that just jumps out into traffic at the last second, which is why you don't see them in the video.

This sub is taking itself WAY too fucking seriously.