Hello, young peasant.

The PC Master Race wishes to extend its hand to you, as we see you're in need of guidance. It's not too late to be enlightened; it never is.

In phase one of your enlightening, we re-educate you. No longer will you use terrible punctuation, bad grammar, and broken sentence structure.

In phase two, we teach you actual facts about hardware, we show you games that will blow your mind, you will experience the buttery smoothness of 60 FPS, and we also provide you with a console controller of your choice, if you're finding the migration challenging.

Finally, in phase three, we introduce you to our Lord and Savoir Gabe Newell, we show you a PC build that can blow any console out of the water for just $500, and various websites where you and your newly found brothers of the Master Race can point and laugh at console owners that were never enlightened. Join us, brother. Let us unite in glorious 60+ FPS and 1080p+.