Sunday, 15 March 2015

Announcing launch of sister-site "Universe-News"


We're just sad we didn't think of it first! 
Recently, Equestria Daily announced the launch of a sister-site project to cater to the buddng Steven Universe fandom, which has all of tumblr talking with excitement. The same hard-hitting journalism that has served the Pony fandom so well for over 4 years will now be serving the thriving community that is Steven Universe. Well, we're never ones to be out-done and seeing the outpouring of positivity that SU has shown, we're happy to announce the launch of our very own sister-project - Universe News!


That's right, because why should Equestria Daily be the only ones to bask in this completely rational and totally called-for warm welcome by the hordes of tumblr? We can't think of a single reason. So get ready Universe Fans! We're bringing Horse-News's special brand of total-positivity and 100% factual information to your doorstep, because we know how much you LOOOVE us!


Just remember when we get going, that it's all due to the response you gave Equestria Daily, and how you have only yourselves to thank for everything that's going to come!


We're currently trying to decide what our first post should be about. Should we investigate the "racists lurking about" as mentioned in this post?


Or maybe we should just kick it off with a masterpost of all the Steven Universe pornography that Tumblr has made, including all the stuff that features the underaged human protagonist (because that's totally fine).


And to our future loving-fans, just remember it was DragonDicks and KickNeckbeardAss's thoughtful, welcoming posts, and your 3400 notes of total agreement that brought us to you. We've already submitted a petition to 4chan to launch a /su/ board!



Oh yeah we can see it all now.
Universe-News here we come!


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26 comments:

  1. I thought KNA finally acquired some braincells and quit tumblr.
    Well, shame on me for thinking that any of these autistic little twerps would actually grow up, I guess.

    Seth, you may go forth and conquer SU. Take it away from the grasp of these annoying women-children.

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    1. SU´s website was Calpain´s idea, not Seth´s

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  2. I can feel the all the cringe flowing through my monitor

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  3. /su/ needs to happen.

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  4. I still don't see where this whole "Bronies are misogynist" thing comes from. A lot of the stereotypes about us are silly, but I never understood where that one even comes from. I can at least somewhat understand the others.

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    1. Probably because of our 4chan affiliations.

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    2. It's something like this:

      If you take the stereotypical tumblr user (female and/or queer with the mental age of a teenager and a victim complex the size of Texas) and add in a typical fanboy that likes something marketed to women, you end up getting a very volatile mixture of tumblrina that thinks rule 34 never existed before bronies, and that guys who don't accept whatever diarrhea these fruitcakes spew out of their mouths is an instantaneous dislike of their sexual and gender preference (instead of, you know, a dislike of the retarded logic they believe).

      tl;dr they hate us because we don't buy into their dumb shit and that somehow makes us sexist for it.

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    3. Boys are in a girl fandom. That's literally where this whole "brony are misogynist" bullshit comes from. They are the female manchildren. "Womanchildren", if you will. They're pathetic basement-dwelling virgin nerds who like squicking to underage rape porn.

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  5. Ridiculous. EQD is not quite 4chan, SU is not quite pony either, our barbaric hordes aren't going to invade some random fandom just 'cause Calpain said so. Well, I guess sometimes it's just really fun to be scared! I only wonder why internet's definition of fun must include anus bonfires.

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  6. "Fandom Destruction LLC"
    "internal drama, daily reminder of rule 34, spilling oil in the fire, objective debates and much more!"
    make it happen pls

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  7. For the Tumblr kids at home, guess what: every fandom out there has people in it that you personally won't like. As someone who's been in various fandoms over two decades, find people you do like and only pay attention to them. You'll be far happier for it.

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    1. these guys are like how I was when I was fifteen or sixteen

      then I grew up and stopped caring so much about other people's personal opinions and preferences

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  8. tumblrinas are bitter and resentful about "dudebros" possibly liking the same things they do.

    This isn't news. (But I still want to hear every detail.)

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  9. You should write an article about this drama capper, it's much bigger

    https://archive.moe/mlp/thread/22212715/#22213485

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    1. Obviously he won't. But YOU can, Anon. That'd be delicious.

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    2. I'd love to see that. Purple Tinker has pulled so much bullshit, but that's all ignored because what? Because there are bigger retards that hate him? Because he more than willing to drop the Tumblr act when it means sucking up to the cool kids at Horsefuck Central?

      Inquiring minds want to know!

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  10. All my yes. fuck yeagh. Steven Universe is the one thing that's been getting through this hiatus but it's been missing something. Now with its season final done with I need the talk and the drama in the su fandom. And I can't think of a better journalism institution like horse news and it's brave writers give it to me. Your the fan news we want capper we just don't deserve it.

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  11. Everyone here reblog this for immense saltmining if you have a dumblr: http://herecomeskatz.tumblr.com/post/113748199727/dragondicks-oak23-kick-neckbeard-ass-hey-steven
    holy shit this is gonna be so fucking triggering.

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  12. Why do people say or think Rebecca Sugar has autism? Where the fuck did that even come from?
    God dammit /co/...

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  13. 20:27
    Spent way to much time on that post.
    Capper General did you really retweet a fundraiser tweet from purple tinker.

    Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh

    denounce tink and move on.

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    1. HN posts ALL fundraisers that are pony-related

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    2. then why are they kissing tinker's ass in every damn post

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    3. What the fuck are you even talking about
      I just searched tinker's name on the site
      there are less than 30 posts that even mention the tranny out of approximately 1200
      one article is even making fun of his genitals

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  14. >Your petulant response to people not being 100% on-board with a SU site being made by trillby-toting dudebros
    >dudebros
    >trillby-toting

    In what universe does dudebro mean "neckbeard turbo nerd" and not this: http://i.imgur.com/NCld2SS.jpg
    Fuck's sake tumblr get it together.

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    1. This is tumblr we're talking about, a site that glorifies all things dainty and feminine, where flower crowns and cutesy aesthetic are the norm and teenage angst metamorphoses into a saccharine emotional frailty, where the concept of masculinity is benign at best and an act of violence at worst.

      From their warped perspective, of course they would be pin neckbeards as dudebros.

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