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[–]isthathenry 882 ポイント883 ポイント  (292子コメント)

This would be considered racist as hell if it was the other way around just saying.

[–]akkahwoop 184 ポイント185 ポイント  (14子コメント)

Maybe so. Still funny, though.

I don't come to /r/BlackPeopleTwitter for moral lessons.

[–]CoronaFamiliar 21 ポイント22 ポイント  (6子コメント)

That's how we Mexicans like it. Black vs white while we mow lawns

[–]LifeBeginsAt10kRPM 66 ポイント67 ポイント  (5子コメント)

Lol, this whole sub is fun racism and games until a white person is stereotyped.... Then it's all serious top comments for sure..

[–]insanechipmunk 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

The same applies to up voting. Just because it is popular doesn't make it fact. If you said "Sweden is the best country" on Swedish website it would be overwhelmingly popular. Say it on a Russian website and it will be overwhelmingly unpopular. Either way, it is an opinion; not fact.

[–]HoboHero26 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (2子コメント)

More just pointing out the fact that black people would be offended to be considered lower in evolution.

[–]-BossHog- 30 ポイント31 ポイント  (0子コメント)

It is racist, but that doesn't mean it isn't funny.

[–]KokomoOReily 385 ポイント386 ポイント  (206子コメント)

Obviously.

This picture is playing on the "white people are unatheletic/bad at fighting" stereotype

If it was reversed it would be playing on the "black people came from monkeys" thing.

Tell me, which one is more offensive?

[–]Iamthesmartest 283 ポイント284 ポイント  (103子コメント)

This picture is playing on the "white people are unatheletic/bad at fighting" stereotype

That's a weird stereotype.

[–]TonAmiChris 566 ポイント567 ポイント  (81子コメント)

Yeah. White people are really good at fighting. Look at all the wars we started.

[–]lil-lucky-charm 108 ポイント109 ポイント  (40子コメント)

Crazy too. My favorite white crazy person story is Oleg the seer. He sails to Byzantium but the only problem is Byzantium is on land. So he sails on land too. Byzantium was so shocked they didn't do a damn thing when he got there with his ship. Oleg gets to the front gate and roars in victory, nails his shield to the door and then him and his men set sail back to the coast.

[–]ifyouknowwhatimeanx 44 ポイント45 ポイント  (17子コメント)

Wait...say again?

[–]lil-lucky-charm 102 ポイント103 ポイント  (13子コメント)

Crazy white guy decides he should sail on land. Him and crew sail to a landlocked city and nail the captains shield on the front gate, then they sail away.

Byzantium struggles to understand just what the fuck happened.

[–]Twistntie 37 ポイント38 ポイント  (10子コメント)

Wait, I swear Byzantium was on the mouth of the Mediterranean and Black Sea? Doesn't that make perfect sense that he could have sailed there?

[–]lil-lucky-charm 29 ポイント30 ポイント  (9子コメント)

It was due to Constantinople closing their gates. Its the section a lil bit down called "Oleg Attacks Constantinople"

http://historyofrussia.org/oleg-of-novgorod/

[–]GaryDuder 26 ポイント27 ポイント  (3子コメント)

What fucking subreddit am I in?

[–]Twistntie 15 ポイント16 ポイント  (1子コメント)

What a guy... What a guy.

Thanks for the fun read!

[–]SmellyTrousers 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (1子コメント)

That was way more history than I expected to learn in this thread.... It was a pleasant surprise

[–]tpm_ 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

oh...it's because he attached wheels to the boats. okay, this makes sense now.

that's also pretty fucking cool

[–]KingNick 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Reminds me of when they did that in Metalocalypse

[–]supergalactic 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Not a bumblebee.

[–]Snowjump 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (2子コメント)

[–]autowikibot 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Rus'–Byzantine War (907):


The Rus'–Byzantine War of 907 is associated in the Primary Chronicle with the name of Oleg of Novgorod. The chronicle implies that it was the most successful military operation of the Kievan Rus' against the Byzantine Empire. Paradoxically, Greek sources do not mention it at all.

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Interesting: Rus'–Byzantine Treaty (907) | List of wars involving Greece

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[–]ifyouknowwhatimeanx 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

That's awesome, thanks.

[–]supergalactic 20 ポイント21 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Ancient version of "Because my life is dope and I do dope shit."

[–]___AhPuch___ 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (1子コメント)

That brought viking tears to my eyes.

[–]SearchingForAPulse 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Vikings don't cry, the only moisture that trails down their face is the blood of their enemies.

[–]PilateBlack 9 ポイント10 ポイント  (1子コメント)

nigga what

[–]_bount 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Vikings.

[–]foxsix 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (8子コメント)

Really though, how many black serial killers have there been? And by black I mean black in the US, there's probably all kind of crazy shit going on in Africa.

[–]beholdthewang 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

DC Snipers

[–]LADIESCREVICE 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (5子コメント)

[–]Coasteast 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Some of those serial killers names are hilarious. My personal favorites: Cleophus Prince, Yahweh Ben Yahweh, Mohammed Adam Omar, and Richard "Babyface" Jameswhite.

[–]PXSHRVN6ER 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

What is this Key and Pele?

[–]ChandlerMc 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

all kinds of crazy shit going on in Africa

Robert Mugabe?

[–]Volkodavy 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (4子コメント)

Nah I gotta say Julius Caesar was the most insane white guy war story

http://historical-hatred.tumblr.com/post/23686739792/list-of-crazy-things-caligula-did

One time he wanted to conquer Britain and then decided nahh I don't feel like it anymore. So he ordered his troops to attack the waves of the ocean and collect sea shells to show that he conquered it.

He was literally insane though, so.

[–]lil-lucky-charm 10 ポイント11 ポイント  (3子コメント)

Im confused. You mean Caligula, not Caesar right? And I agree completely, he definitely wins craziest motherfucker award. I like how he wanted to make his horse a consul lol.

[–]ChandlerMc 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Correct. Gaius Julius Cæsar Augustus Germanicus was nicknamed Caligula, great-great grandson of Julius Cæsar.

Source: definitely my brain. I surely did not just use the Google

[–]Volkodavy -2 ポイント-1 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Caligula was Caesar's nickname

[–]lil-lucky-charm 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Oops right...I was thinking the big man himself, first emporor. My bad heh.

[–]thats_a_risky_click 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I call them CAWPs. Crazy ass white people.

[–]2late2changethename 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (1子コメント)

At first I thought you were full of shit but I remember watching a cartoon movie about this when I was young!! They placed boards on the land and just freaking pulled the ships over the boards. The guy was Mehmet the II I believe... Wasn't he conquering Constantinople though?

[–]lil-lucky-charm 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yup! It was the capital of the Byzantium empire. He attached boards to the bottom of his ships and dragged them with sails and horses to "sail" his ships to Constantinoples front gates. They wanted none of that shit and gave him money and made a trade agreement with him.

[–]For_Teh_Lurks 9 ポイント10 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Vikings, Romans, Spartans, Celts, British Empire? All white people. Hell even the French were a feared military force for a very long time.

[–]br00t 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (3子コメント)

Or mma

[–]BITW92 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Two words. BROOOOOOCKK. LESSSSSNNNARRR.

[–]thedrizzler1994 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (18子コメント)

And finished...I mean 10 percent of the world is white and we dominate almost all of it

[–]BeastAP23 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (1子コメント)

We?

Do you have a certificate of whitenss framed on your wall?

[–]Marchosias 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

You don't?

[–]PilateBlack 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Bro learn some geography. Almost all of Asia, Africa, and South America is primarily non-white.

[–]Bacon_Hero 10 ポイント11 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Maybe they mean in a geoplolitical sense? Idk it's a nonsensical comment anyways.

[–]Balony1 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Whites are more like 18% han-chinese are 19% and indians are also 18% so white people still make up a fair chunk of the population

[–]TonyStarkisreal -3 ポイント-2 ポイント  (1子コメント)

You don't dominate anything, you wake up, go do your deeds that effect the west 0. And later go to bed, if you didnt exist the west would still be what it is. So scratch that "we" part, ok?

[–]Airwarf 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Thanks man I woke my dog up laughing to that. He gave me the death glare, now I feel like shit.

[–]NexusTR -1 ポイント0 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Nah y'all used tools, we mean not good with them hands. Black people are always down to prove their hands.

[–]Mmffgg 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's the jews who are stereotypically unatheletic / bad at fighting.

[–]TheHighestEagle -3 ポイント-2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Lol this nigga just compared a fight to war.

[–]loserlame 16 ポイント17 ポイント  (7子コメント)

Yeah, from what I hear white people are real gym rats.

[–]AK_Happy 10 ポイント11 ポイント  (4子コメント)

High motor guys.

[–]PilateBlack 10 ポイント11 ポイント  (2子コメント)

First one in last one out.

[–]yourmansconnect 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Scrappy

[–]thisbaseball17 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Aaron Craft.

[–]Lorenzo_Matterhorn 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Scrappy

[–]radical_lefty 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Bring their lunch pail to practice everyday.

[–]one-eleven 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

High IQ players

[–]kensomniac 18 ポイント19 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I know right? Never heard of it.

[–]emeffess 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (10子コメント)

Ever watch an NBA game? 100 meter dash? Pay close attention to wide receivers and running backs? That's where the stereotype comes from.

[–]Zelmont 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Best swimmers, free climbers, Olympic non running sports, strongman tests

[–]emeffess 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

So pretty much all the sports that you don't have to be an athletic freak, and that require strong socioeconomic standings to practice and train? Open your eyes. There's a reason the stereotype exists. I am in no way saying it's always true. It is just hard to look at the top athletic positions in sports and not spot a pattern. I cannot believe you are comparing swimming to the nba and nfl... smh...

[–]Iamthesmartest 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Ever read a history book?

[–]PiKappaFratta 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

**white Americans

[–]poop-in-the-tub 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (4子コメント)

KokomoOReily's comment presents a false comparison. In this case the literal reversal adds a new level of racial tension absent from the initial photo, and thus doesn't act as a good medium for discussing (for lack of a better term) "reverse racism". A more fitting reversal would have to draw from a stereotype like "black people can't swim" (similar to white people can't fight) and then have a picture disproving this stereotype along with the same caption. Also, which would be "more offensive" doesn't matter, racial prejudice is bad and the fact that racism towards any group of people (whites included) is accepted is also bad. Asking "which is worse?" is frankly irrelevant and just distracts people from the actual issue present in the post.

[–]meeseeksanddestroy -1 ポイント0 ポイント  (2子コメント)

I don't see how asking "which is worse" is irrelevant. You can be racist against white people, but it's never going to be worse because white people don't have institutionalized racism against them. Personally, I don't care if black people make the joke that white people are athletic, because I don't have to impress black people become successful, I don't have to be extremely cautious around black cops, and I don't have to live with the fact that my white ancestors were enslaved by black people. If I were black, however, the reverse of all of those would be true, and I would care quite a bit about even the most casual racism because it is negatively affecting the already poor way society sees my race.

[–]poop-in-the-tub -1 ポイント0 ポイント  (1子コメント)

In the context of the discussion I would argue that "which is worse?" is irrelevant. isthathenry tried to draw attention to the fact that this post contains racist undertones. KokomoOreily completely ignored isthathenry's meaning when he asked the rhetorical question "which is worse?", essentially responding to the statement "there is racism in this post" with "racism from whites towards blacks is worse than racism from blacks towards whites". KokomoOReily's response of "which is worse?" did not address the concerns presented in isthathenry's comment (in other words it isn't relevant), so the question "which is worse?" is not applicable to the discussion, and is thus not pertinent to the discussion, and is thus by definition irrelevant to the discussion. Please note I am only talking about the question "which is worse?" in the context of this specific thread.

[–]meeseeksanddestroy 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I agree. Although, in a sub called blackpeopletwitter, are we really surprised that there is racism?

[–]Poromenos 25 ポイント26 ポイント  (3子コメント)

Is it racism only when it wins the "most offensive" contest?

[–]jozzarozzer 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (0子コメント)

The one about black guys because you can't be racist towards white people /s

[–]SlipperyGrappler 31 ポイント32 ポイント  (42子コメント)

It is a silly stereotype considering the greatest fighter of all time in hand to hand combat was white (Fedor).

[–]one-eleven 9 ポイント10 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Russian doesn't count. Russians are the blacks of white people.

[–]PickitPackitSmackit 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Uhh... all humans evolved from apes.

[–]BearAnt 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

False

[–]frescofili 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

All humans share a common ancestor with apes...Bitch!

[–]nibblemybutt 20 ポイント21 ポイント  (25子コメント)

"Unathletic"

Brah ever seen any cycling, swimming, rowing, soccer, the Winter Olympic or the Americas Cup? Our milky white asses own that shit.

[–]KokomoOReily 38 ポイント39 ポイント  (7子コメント)

stereotype

How can you miss this? I'm not claiming they are or aren't

[–]Madhouse4568 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

All stereotypes are based on fact.

[–]nibblemybutt -5 ポイント-4 ポイント  (5子コメント)

Uh I'm just kidding around. It wasn't really a serious challenge from me but you reacted like it was one so now here we are

[–]KokomoOReily 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (4子コメント)

is this the part where we kiss

[–]nibblemybutt 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (3子コメント)

We go straight to oral. This is purely physical. No emotions, just magnetism.

[–]BrackOBoyO 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Nigga u gai

[–]semajay 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (1子コメント)

What's gay about getting your dick sucked dummy?

[–]BrackOBoyO 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Haha, I hope you're hungry boy.

[–]echief 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (3子コメント)

To be fair most of the sports that white people dominate at are ones where you have to have a decent amount of money to pay for equipment, like cycling, rowing, skiing, lacrosse, hockey, tennis. Black people tend to dominate at sports that can be played very cheaply, like basketball and running.

If wealth was distributed more equally by race in america I could see many more black people going pro in those sports because more of them would have access to actually play them.

[–]yourmansconnect 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Cough soccer

[–]ThisOneTimeOnReadit 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

horay germany

[–]ThisOneTimeOnReadit 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Swimming is pretty cheap, most of the world is water.

[–]Idobro 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Not a genetic thing just a cultural thing

[–]fathercreatch -5 ポイント-4 ポイント  (9子コメント)

Bicycles and boats cost money, the Winter Olympics take place in the cold, if black people could swim there wouldn't be any here, and well, I got nothing for soccer, but that's not a real sport anyway. /s

[–]ceejiesqueejie 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Wat

[–]semajay 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

You've got Pele and Henry among others.

[–]carmelogoat2 -1 ポイント0 ポイント  (6子コメント)

White people dont own soccer anyway I dont know what he's saying

[–]atomsej 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (5子コメント)

Who were the champions of the last 3 world cups? Thought so.

[–]carmelogoat2 -3 ポイント-2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I mean you dont own all of that, the only sport white people really own is hockey lol, swimming cycling rowing yes, soccer? No, there are great white players but far from owning it

[–]SonVoltMMA 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (2子コメント)

"white people are unatheletic/bad at fighting" stereotype

That's literally not a stereotype.

[–]jozzarozzer 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Yeah, there totally aren't a bunch of white people who are top of their respective sport. It is a stereotype, race has nothing to do with athleticism on a large scale.

[–]Madhouse4568 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Not a stereotype.

[–]YouMad 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

But they did, but so is everyone.

[–]kvachon 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Tell me, which one is more offensive?

The one that matches your race, obviously.

[–]peasinacan -1 ポイント0 ポイント  (0子コメント)

The one about black people coming from monkeys. That one's worse.

[–]A_bl1nd_Sn1p3r 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

We all come from amphioxus actually, not monkeys. Which reminds me of a great tune!

🎵we're a long long way from amphiooooooxus, but we caaaaaame from therrrrrrrre!🎵

[–]horseradish1 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Coloured folk don't have feelings, so the one hurting white people is more offensive. Right?

[–]Olddirtychurro 112 ポイント113 ポイント  (20子コメント)

I (black) am subscribed to /r/4chan. You know what i do when i see a clearly racist post there? Not click it and move on. It's how that the humour of that subreddit is and i take it with the greentexts i do like. This is /r/blackpeopletwitter, this is how 'our' humour is. Stop bringing up race everytime and just accept it for what the jokes are.

[–]bigtimesauce 41 ポイント42 ポイント  (0子コメント)

WHAT DO YOU MEAN "OUR HUMOR"!

[–]radical_lefty 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Laughing at each other and ourselves is probably the most non-racist thing we can all do.

[–]isthathenry 22 ポイント23 ポイント  (7子コメント)

I'm not offended I'm just saying that if a post was "black people are evolving" that wouldn't be acceptable anywhere. I'm not actually bothered by the picture.

[–]echief 17 ポイント18 ポイント  (0子コメント)

It might not be acceptable on here but there are plenty of subs where it would be. There are plenty of posts on /r/4chan that are easily as offensive towards black people as this one is towards white people.

[–]BeatDigger 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Well, the reason it would be more offensive to one race than the other is because the "evolved" insults towards Blacks have a much longer and crueler history than the same insults towards whites.

So yeah, if this were reversed, it would be more offensive due to context.

[–]Magikarp-Army 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

This whole subreddit revolves around black stereotyped yet when a racist joke about white people comes up people get offended.

[–]PRESIDENT_KLAUS 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Then why bring it up?

[–]geoff- 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

go to fucking any other fucking subreddit to look at that shit and shut the fuck up you "not offended" but clearly offended baby

[–]Syuk_Dat_Deke 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (2子コメント)

So much this. I hate when people get so offended over a fucking joke on the internet. /r/srs is the worst when it comes to that.

[–]wowwow23 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (1子コメント)

You can say that again.

[–]Hyp3rion_ 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

/r/srs is the worst when it comes to that.

[–]GaryDuder 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

The racist posts from /youknowwhere/ and also /otheryouknowwhere/ never make it to /r/4chan

[–]occupythekitchen 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I don't really mind racism but it's kind of ironic for you to defend black racism and be sensitive to white racism. Both are funny

[–]Syuk_Dat_Deke 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (1子コメント)

So much this. I hate when people get so offended over a fucking joke on the internet. /r/srs is the worst when it comes to that.

[–]wowwow23 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

You can say that again.

[–]DarcyHart 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Because it's been wrongfully implied that Black people aren't as evolved. This doesn't apply to White people.

[–]Kurtronic 54 ポイント55 ポイント  (8子コメント)

I'm white. I could give a shit if this is racist or not, it's still funny as fuck.

[–]thundershaft 15 ポイント16 ポイント  (7子コメント)

You could give a shit?

[–]iMeaux 14 ポイント15 ポイント  (2子コメント)

yeah just one though

[–]Kurtronic 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yup, no more than one. Unless I ate taco bell.

[–]babyalpacas 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

if this was the other way around reddit would just agree and say more racial slurs.

[–]Gandalfs_Beard 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Because it is racist. People think racism is a 'white person thing' and don't acknowledge it can go both ways.

[–]___AhPuch___ 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's cool. We're all white here.

[–]Unclehouse2 -1 ポイント0 ポイント  (0子コメント)

It would be, but we all know that black people keep pressing B when they start to evolve because they like being the same.

[–]lamborghini13 -1 ポイント0 ポイント  (0子コメント)

cause they had a 400 year head start

[–]becuzimbrown -1 ポイント0 ポイント  (0子コメント)

He talkin about racism right now

[–]Fuck_Timmy_n_TBWNZ -1 ポイント0 ポイント  (0子コメント)

[–]Dank-Sinatra 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

this nigga look like frieza face fading away from Goku's Kamehameha wave like "this white boy power is too great, avenge me, brother!"

[–]RedBrickTiger -2 ポイント-1 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Like if you look at it biologically white people are more evolved. Not afraid of the downvotes. Bring em. The very first people ever were dark humans from Africa. Then we diffused across the world. And over time people living in colder/less sunny climates evolved to have lighter skin. So white people are like in a superficial way one step more evolved.

Source: pretend biologist/anthropologist

[–]PXSHRVN6ER 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Adaptation

[–]RedBrickTiger 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Soooo evolved.