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Today in the park I was walking my dog and there was this other girl walking her poodle. She was really pretty and very very nice. Our dogs played for a little while. And then her poodle squatted and pooped, and when she leaned down to pick it up a dude started yelling obscenities about how he’d like to put his dick in her ass.

She got up and literally threw the bag of warm poop at him.

It hit him in the face.

I got to witness that. This might be the best day of my life. 

#for the record she had seled the bag so it didn't spill anything #although iT SHOUDL HAVE #and then she gave him the bird and walked away with ehr chin right up #the poodle trotting beside her #IT WAS GLORIOUS

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