4. All those magnificent vistas lost forever.
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Because you were stuck at home with your book.
5. It’s not just the books themselves, bookshops are just as bad.
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7. I bet you couldn’t find anything in here tbh.
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8. Not to mention the awful used book smell.
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10. It’s not like books can teach you anything.
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This hipster probably can’t even read.
11. And you’ll be late for everything.
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Hey guess what? You’re fired.
12. They’ll make you anti-social.
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Good luck asking this guy for the time.
13. And just plain reckless.
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A great way to get run over.
14. No commute has ever been improved by a book.
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19. No child ever benefitted from being read to.
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21. They’re hardly ever engrossing.
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23. They are a terrible investment.
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They get old and tattered so easily.
24. And they’ll end up costing you a fortune.
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You won’t even be able to afford shoes.
25. How are you even supposed to read them in the dark?
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