things i wish i could say at work tbh:

• no i wont get off my phone. theres nothing going on and i have a damn moment to check it. im mentally ill and literately need this attention to function, not to mention the friends that actually use the names and pronouns that i cant ask people here to use. 
  
• no i cant do that thing you asked me to do, im already doing this other thing and changing things is going to throw off my routine which will cause me a lot of stress.
  
• on that note, we either need someone who can clean for me, or someone who can take orders while i clean, because me doing both means getting interrupted regularly and it throws off my routine completely and causes me to panic
  
• stop yelling at me every time i make a tiny mistake. i know what i did wrong, you can get your point across without upsetting me. 
  
• also dont point out every mistake i make. i probably caught it, especially if its a mistake i dont usually make,
• i notice when you make fun of my colored hair, my odd quirks, the fact that im polyamorous, the fact that yes, all my current relationships are long distance…i fucking notice it im not clueless i kno w you are almost all making fun of me all the time. 
• for the love of god stop fucking touching me. 
• you all give me such bad violent impulses byyyee lol

but nah i cant ge t accommodations for my mental illness bc that would mean proving it and unfortunately i dont have any documentation for obvious reasons. also cant go by my preferred name and pronouns because the world is shit.