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[–]Ginger_Geoff_Sucks 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Brazilians could never keep that quiet or be that organized or keep from killing each other long enough.

Source: I know some Brazilians, have a bjj blue belt.

[–]Larfox 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (0子コメント)

[–]lolno94 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (7子コメント)

I did some research and either this is 1. Jordan Tabor trolling really, really well, 2. A really good troll that managed to convince /r/bjj he is Tabor, or 3. Jordan Tabor going crazy.

[–]Kintanon 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (1子コメント)

It's Jordan being his normal self. Which is somewhat crazy.

[–]bostongrappler[S] 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

This is true. LOL

[–]J14J 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Definitely him or someone pretending to be him for a while, look at his post history to confirm.

http://www.reddit.com/r/bjj/comments/2x1lgh/z/cox1pgl

[–]bostongrappler[S] -3 ポイント-2 ポイント  (3子コメント)

No, it's what really happened. A lunatic fucking with my credentials and reputation to extract $2,000, while people that have never met me a day in my life call me a liar, mentally ill, and a fraud. That's what makes this a cult.

[–]Kintanon 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (1子コメント)

People not acknowledging your self granted black belt does not make BJJ a cult.

The IBJJF may be a corrupt as fuck organization, but it's a tiny slice of the BJJ world when all is said and done.

[–]bostongrappler[S] -3 ポイント-2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's not self granted. It was authorized by BTT. Carlos interupting things should not effect my rank.

[–]lolno94 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Dude, and I don't mean to insult you, but this is the kind of shit my schizophrenic relative starts to say before they have a full-on episode. I don't know the details, but this very disorganized ranting about vague and nebulous dealings looks very familiar to me.

[–]stepituppa2 10 ポイント11 ポイント  (0子コメント)

This is total BS. Cool story though, dude.

[–]chokingmn 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

This is the most wonderful thing I have ever read.

[–]8rysh 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Please tell me you're writing a novel about this

[–]twistedsquare 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Stretch it out over 250-300 pages and I would gobble it up. Pure Gonzo!

[–]thiswastesmytime 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Is this like a weird joke?

[–]GroundKarate 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Ladies and gentlemen...Jordan Tabor

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[–]robby241 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

lol this guy

[–]lolno94 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Writes about the sins of the IBJJF.

Nothing about the literally hitler knee reaping rules

Are you even trying bro?

[–]mrpopenfresh 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (6子コメント)

You were going to be promoted from brown to black? How long have you been doing this. You story is really bizarre and a lot of the stuff doesn't add up, at least not with bjj.

[–]Bolomafia 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (3子コメント)

he must be talking about his experience with Lloyd Irvin's school... oh shit, did i say that out loud?

[–]bostongrappler[S] -1 ポイント0 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I've been doing this since 2002. This didn't happen in a day.

[–]magikman2000 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I think you need to get your flair updated bro.

[–]TerramuggusHolmes 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (3子コメント)

what's a right wing hate crime?

[–]bostongrappler[S] -3 ポイント-2 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Gang beatings of homosexuals.

[–]TerramuggusHolmes 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (1子コメント)

how's that not just a hate crime?

[–]bostongrappler[S] -1 ポイント0 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Because the left can commit hate crimes too, but they don't tend to target homosexuals.

[–]dhamien 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

That was hilarious :D

[–]twistedsquare 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I read this in the voice of Johnny Depp.

We were somewhere around Rio when the choke began to take hold...

[–]SlapHappyRodriguez 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I need to reevaluate my life/situation. This may have happened to me without even realizing it.

[–]YellowManFrJonestown 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (3子コメント)

"I fell into a dangerous crowd that liked to hunt down fraudulent martial artists and sell LSD on the side."

[–]bostongrappler[S] -2 ポイント-1 ポイント  (2子コメント)

That was the fun part. We beat up kung fu masters basically.

[–]10b-5 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (1子コメント)

You mean that 85 year old you beat up?

[–]bostongrappler[S] 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

That was John F Springer, special forces and hip sing tong enforcer. He was in the process of assaulting a woman when I stepped in.

[–]an_us 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Sounds like your time with the dangerous crowd and using LSD has affected your mental sanity.

[–]bostongrappler[S] -1 ポイント0 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'm very sane.

[–]opsayo 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

i'm so confused, can someone give me a rundown of the backstory of all this

[–]jahis1 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

WTF

[–]TheyWontAgree 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (6子コメント)

So many inconsistencies, so many half truths. Many sides of this story are not being told, this is your perspective and yours alone. Without anyone else from your story being able to provide their side of the story we have no context to know whether or not you're just batshit crazy.

Also, throwing around accusations typically is a bad way to get people to agree with you, it's difficult for them to believe you've done nothing wrong and are just some innocent person being taken advantage of when you're so quick to namecall.

[–]bostongrappler[S] -3 ポイント-2 ポイント  (5子コメント)

What half truths? Which part is inconsistent? You wouldn't be yet another jiujitsu guy trying to paint me as insane, would you? If this is not a cult, LEAVE ME ALONE.

[–]TheyWontAgree 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (4子コメント)

Basically you gave a small portion of the story, and I've yet to meet a person who can be 100% subjective about an issue when they themselves are at the center of it. Maybe try taking some deep breaths and writing down everything that's happened to you in a list format. Then go through that list and evaluate each and every item, asking yourself some key questions

"Could I have done something differently here to receive better results from this interaction?" or "Is it possible I misunderstood or misconstrued what this person was saying?"

Try to take a more rational approach to the issues before just jumping to the conclusion that it's a cult, I'm on no one's side here, I'd much prefer for you to be happy and at peace with yourself and your past.

[–]bostongrappler[S] -1 ポイント0 ポイント  (3子コメント)

I didn't jump to conclusions. I worked with another in the investigations network to find out what happened. He brought me the information. It was not self collected. The Gracie Family, the Machado Family, multiple victims, multiple gang members were contacted and interviewed. Corporate records were checked. I have correctly identified the perpetrators.

[–]10b-5 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (1子コメント)

And yet, you have zero evidence.

[–]bostongrappler[S] 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Of course I do. Otherwise I would fear a defamation suit. But that will never come.

[–]Urras 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (4子コメント)

I once gazed upon an IBJJF competition from the bleachers and realized that never in my life had I seen a more wretched hive of scum and villainy than the floor that laid before me, covered both in adults and children, their bodies writhing together in most intimate combat.

[–]bebots 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

[–]metamet 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Please continue.

[–]twistedsquare 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Finish the fucking story! What about the glands?!

[–]Urras 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

The glands were most visible on the coaches' necks and upper backs. They throbbed like diseased hearts, but much more slowly; each pulsation emitting a vile pus, the pheromones of submission and escape visibly emanating through the thick air. They screamed "armbar!" and howled "control the hips!" not through any will of their own, but because they dared not displease The Master, Carlinhos, who held court at the head of the mats on a dais, being fed acai and fanned with ferns by his loyal entourage of brown belts who never dared look him in the eyes. His smile widened at each double guard pull, the joyful malice in his eyes shined with the knowledge of those whose pens mark the ledger of history.

[–]clipmann -3 ポイント-2 ポイント  (1子コメント)

"neurolinguistic programming" You know, you can use NLP for talking to girls. There is this one guy who pioneered it, lookup his PDF's.

[–]10b-5 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

NLP works just as well as spiritual healers and psychics.