IT’S FUCKING SUNDAY. DID YOU KNOW IT TAKES 600 COWS TO MAKE ONE FULL SEASON’S WORTH OF NFL FOOTBALLS?

WORDS OF WISDOM OF THE FUCKING DAY:

NOBODY IS OUT TO GET YOU. EVERYONE’S JUST OUT FOR THEMSELVES.

PERSON OF THE FUCKING DAY:

THAT LOUD, POMPOUS SPORTS JOURNALIST MOTHERFUCKER. more»

EDUCATE YOUR IGNORANT ASS:

A TIMELINE OF ALL THE MARIJUANA LEGALIZATION SHIT. more»

FUCKING MIND-BLOWING BOOK OF THE DAY:

THE SCIENCE OF GODDAMN SECRECY. more»

USEFUL SHIT OF THE GODDAMN DAY:

IT’S THE SIMPLE FUCKING THINGS. more»

WEBSITE OF THE FUCKING DAY:

FIND A DOCTOR SUPER FUCKING QUICK. more»

AWESOME-AS-SHIT VIDEO OF THE DAY:

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SWEET-ASS PICTURE OF THE DAY:

ONE PISSED OFF GORILLA. more»