Kim Jong-un speaks at Seaside, NJ’s “Bamboo Bar” after his haircut.
Seaside Heights, N.J. (NYH-News) – North Korean human rights leader Kim Jong-un accompanied longtime friend Pauly D to a Jersey Shore barbershop on Thursday.
The North Korean dictator met up with the South Jersey dicktaker at “the Gucci’est spot owff tha boawdwalk.” The odd couple then made their way to a few local clubs including Karma and the Bamboo Bar. After tag-teaming the tannest woman on the February beach, the two spoke of both communist discipline and how to improve eachother’s lats during winter workouts.
Pauly leaves the Seaside, NJ barber.
“I used to date a guy who looks just like Pauly’s Chinese friend,” said Seaside resident, AnaMaria Perez, as she chewed gum with an open mouth.
The Italian-American barber, Jimmy “Raza Blade” Bella, shrugged when asked about the North Korean leader coming to his Seaside salon.
“Ya know there’s youze guys and then there’s deez guys,” said ‘Raza Blade’ Bella. “Ya give a mouse a cookie and it wanna fuck ya wife.”
“Brooo that is so Kim Jong-ILL,” noted DelVecchio. “By the way a ‘grenade’ isn’t a military weapon,” he added, clarifying a previous term lost in translation.
Pauly D with barber ‘Raza Blade’ Bella in Seaside, NJ.