"Do or do not, there is no try."

This quote always bothered me. Yoda belongs to a group of overpowered monks basically, but this sounds like something a CEO of some heartless corporation would say. So it isn't the road that gets there but the fact that you arrive? That is bullshit for a holy man to be spouting.

It is like criticizing a guy who tries his whole life to be the best swimmer in the world, only to come in second every time because Michael Phelps' mom fucked a dolphin.

DURR HURR guess you did not buddy.