Yeah, I'm gonna be covering two posts today. One of them is the woman who froze her hair while snowboarding, and the other is the wife of a redditor who froze her hair while relaxing in a hot spring.

Admittedly, this is really interesting and new to me; I've never seen anyone's hair frozen in that shape. However, trust redditeurs to use these opportunities to broadcast the terrible thoughts of their cispeens.

Post of the snowboarding woman:

damn your teeth are brighter than your smile[+2424]

suave as fuck +1[+1813]

This is less creepy than the other shit that'll follow, but it's still pretty obnoxious for any post of a woman to be accompanied by neckbeards trying to woo m'lady.

This happened in Frozen. You need a kiss from your true love ASAP.

I volunteer as tribute[+1033]

We all do[+373]

News to all the gentlesirs: SHE DOESN'T CARE.

And tune in for a terrible, completely irrelevant incest comment too!

no no no. She needs to save her sister.

or maybe she needs to kiss her sister?[+55]

Family-friendly reddit for everyone guise!!!

Ok, that's enough shit for one post. Let's go on to the other one(that of the woman in the hot springs):

I think your wife wins over snowboard girl easy.[+258]

Well I mean some additional pics might help clear this up [+262]

Yarrgh, this is disgusting. Woman posts pic on reddit? Must have nudes too!!! /s

Not yet.

I bet your wife's mom is hot, too, OP.

NOW we've gone full reddit. [+21]

Thanks for leaving nothing to the imagination, gentlesir! /s

Also, u/PM_ME_YOUR_VAGINA has disgusting creepiness insightful comments to add too.

(Picture of op's wife with a brazzer's logo on it)[+204]

It wouldn't be reddit without some more cispeen talk now, would it?

I'm already rock hard [+107]

Your wife must be Medusa, cuz she's making all these redditors rock hard. [+32]

HURR DURR MUH CISPEEN TALKS!!!

So yeah, reddit proves that it's creepy as f*ck yet again.